The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

An Audi A6 stopped in front of Miao's house with a bang, and Yiyang Municipal Party Committee Secretary Wang Hui and Secretary Xiao Deng stepped out of the car, stood at the door and asked softly, "Is Brother Miao at home?"

Wang Hui is 52 years old this year, and Miao Jingui is 46 years old this year. It seems a bit inappropriate to call them this year, but Secretary Wang called them very naturally.

In order to please his wife and make up for the debts of the past few years, Miao Jingui, who took the initiative to wash the dishes in the kitchen, was flattered and rushed out, respectfully welcoming the two into the door, and Miao's mother who was cleaning the room also threw down the broom and ran out , busy making tea.

"Brother Miao, where's the master?" Secretary Wang asked softly.

"Master?" Miao Jingui's face was full of confusion, "Which one is the master?"

"Secretary Wang is asking about your son-in-law." Secretary Xiao Deng explained with a smile.

"Oh, Xiaodong, he performed light kung fu of crossing the river with a reed earlier on the river, and just moved two big tables to the riverside. I don't know what he's doing." Father Miao said anxiously.

Secretary Wang snorted, took out a bank card from his pocket, stuffed it into Miao's mother's hand, and said, "Sister-in-law, this is the 500 million that the state rewarded you, you have to keep it, the password is eight eight. "

Miao mother and Miao father were stunned, and immediately looked at each other in blank dismay, full of doubts, how could the country reward their own family with 500 million yuan for no reason, isn't it incredible?

Mother Miao asked tremblingly, "Secretary Wang, why does the country reward us?"

Secretary Wang explained: "Because you have made great contributions to the country..."

Father Miao couldn't help but interrupt Secretary Wang and asked, "Secretary Wang, I'm just a gambler, and my wife is a farmer. How did she make a huge contribution to the country?"

A look of envy appeared on Secretary Wang's face, and he said, "Brother Miao, sister-in-law, you have a good son and a good daughter, and your son is a genius in cultivation, and now he is a super inner master. This time, we are going to Beijing with the master. , to assist the master to protect the country and shock other countries; the daughter has to take care of the master's daily life, and she has made great achievements and must be rewarded."

Miao's father and Miao's mother were stunned on the spot. It turned out that everything was due to Zhang Dong. My daughter and son had a slight relationship with Zhang Dong. The country will come to reward my family. What is Zhang Dong's identity? How much power do you have?And the son will go to Yanjing with Zhang Dong in the future, and the relationship between the daughter and him seems to be recognized by the country. What a happy event is this?

Wang Hui smiled slightly, took his secretary Xiao Deng out of the house, and drove away, not daring to see Zhang Dong. As the master of protecting the country, Zhang Dong was not someone he was qualified to curry favor with, and he just did what Zhang Dong ordered. enough.

The gift of 500 million was indeed what Zhang Dong ordered him to do on behalf of the country before he left Dabao Casino in the morning. What is 500 million compared to participating in the World Strongman Competition?

As soon as Secretary Wang left, the neighbors came in curiously to inquire. Mother Miao and Father Miao did not hide anything. They held up their bank cards and explained the reason for Secretary Wang's visit. Their faces were full of pride. Well, they have been stared at by others, and their son has been pointed at by others. Today, they finally feel proud, and finally puffed up their chests.

Everyone was stunned, but there was no doubt at all!Because the awe-inspiring deeds of Zhang Dong killing Jiang's father and son and Yi's brothers in Taoshui Town had already spread to the village, and they had clearly seen Secretary Wang's visit just now.

They flattered Miao's mother and Miao's father obsequiously, and a few even immediately said that they would marry their daughter to Miao Ruhu. Where can one find such a wealthy son-in-law?

Miao mother and Miao father's heart is as sweet as eating honey. In the past, they really never thought that their son could marry a wife, but today, some people can't wait to marry the most beautiful daughter to their son. The contrast between before and after , It's really huge.

Mother Miao refused with a smile: "Ruhu is going to Yanjing soon, and he will do big things with Xiaodong. He doesn't have time to fall in love. Besides, Ruhu is too young this year. We'll talk about it later."

After sending away all the neighbors, they walked excitedly to the river embankment behind the house, and wanted to tell their daughter and son about the happy event. Of course, the most important thing was to thank Zhang Dong.

Zhang Dong finally finished the creation. He rubbed his chin to appreciate it carefully. He felt that it was more magnificent and elegant than the Qingming Riverside Picture. It was definitely his peak work. He was very satisfied, so he wrote four lines of words in the blank space with the best running script : "The mountains and rivers are picturesque, the beauties are like flowers. The men are like fire, flirting all over the world."

A smug look appeared on his face, and he felt that the word Sao was used in a very vivid way, which was simply wonderful.

Miao's father and Miao's mother approached cautiously, looked out curiously, and then they were stunned on the spot at the same time, unable to move their eyes away. Although the two were not very knowledgeable, the magnificent picture scroll and the glamorous and unparalleled fonts still attracted them. Shocked, Miao's mother even felt that the heavy bank card suddenly became light and light. The son-in-law's painting is tens of millions, so what is the 500 million?

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"Whoa."

Huahuaheiyu landed like two huge dark clouds in the magical valley of Shenlongjia, Zhang Dong, Miao Yanyu, Liu Kui, Miao Ruhu, and Zhong Tian jumped off the eagle's back at the same time.

Since tomorrow is Monday, Miao Yanyu has to rush back to school today, so after Zhang Dong painted the picture of a beautiful woman, he went to buy a lot of buckets, basins and some mineral water buckets, put them quietly in the transport box, and set off immediately .

Of course, he and Miao Yanyu tried their best to invite Miao's father and Miao's mother to Yanjing, but Miao's father and Miao's mother refused, saying that they would go after Zhang Dong and Miao Yanyu got married. Obviously, they were still worried that good things would not come true.

As for the sister-in-law Miao Qingning, who was so beautiful that Zhang Dong's heart trembled, she was really shocked and attracted by Zhang Dong's talent. Zhang Dong naturally happily agreed to the decision, but Miao Yanyu couldn't refuse even though she felt that the situation was a bit bad.

Taoshui Town is not too far from Shennongjia, and Zhang Dong’s Wannian ginseng has been used up, so he will naturally get some, and of course, some breast enhancement lotion. Breast enhancement lotion, after all, every drop is money, what a pity to waste it.

Bring Miao Ruhu, Liu Kui, and Zhong Tian to Shuilian Cave once, and then let them drive the eagles to get breast enhancement lotion and ten thousand-year ginseng, without having to do it yourself.

Zhang Dong stomped his back and said seriously: "This is the most magical place, you must not reveal anything about it!"

The four of them naturally made a promise, and then looked around curiously, wanting to discover the magic, but they still couldn't see any magic.

Liu Kui couldn't help asking: "Brother Dong, I think it's normal, nothing special."

The narrowness in Zhang Dong's eyes flashed away, and he said with an evil smile: "I think you also miss women. Today, I brought you here to fight. I will definitely beat you softly and make you forget for the rest of your life." Today’s beauty can’t be missed.”

Everyone was stunned. Come to Shennongjia, where there is no one, to make a fuss, would a lunatic do this?

Surprised, Miao Yanyu blushed and cast a reproachful glance at Zhang Dong.

"Master, where did Bo Da come from here?" The three big men looked at each other for a while, and Zhong Tian asked in surprise.

Zhang Dong smiled mysteriously, and led everyone to the Water Curtain Cave, took out several sets of raincoats from the transport box, and said, "Put on all of them, this is not only the Water Curtain Cave, but also the Beauty Cave, with countless beauties, it will surely amaze you all. "

Liu Kui and Zhong Tian were naturally not surprised when they saw Zhang Dong's transport box, but Miao Yanyu and Miao Ruhu were shocked, looking at Zhang Dong's yellow plaque hanging on his chest with burning eyes. Zhang Dong clapped his hands on it, and one set of raincoats fell out. After five consecutive palms, five sets of raincoats fell out, which is incredible.

Miao Yanyu couldn't help reaching out to touch Zhang Dong's chest, and asked in surprise, "Student Zhang Dong, where is the raincoat hidden?"

"Teacher, I'm the greatest magician ever. It's a piece of cake to transform a few sets of raincoats." Zhang Dong said nonsense seriously, "I can even transform into a Mercedes-Benz."

How could Miao Yanyu believe that there was such a strange thing, and said seriously: "Don't brag, let's change into a Mercedes-Benz and have a look?"

Zhang Dongxie said with a smile: "Teacher, I will satisfy your request after the wave is over."

Miao Yanyu could only give up resentfully. Like everyone else, her curiosity was all shifted to the beauties in the cave. One by one anxiously put on their raincoats and followed Zhang Dong into the Water Curtain Cave. The tunnel is brightly lit.

Bathed in the magnificence of the night pearl, Miao Yanyu couldn't help recalling the embarrassing incident when she called the police a few days ago. She was kissed by this bad guy in front of others in the room, and then this guy kissed that coquettish policewoman passionately.

She couldn't help biting her white teeth, feeling so bored in her heart.

Everyone quickly entered the magical cave, but they saw that the volcano was still emitting red light, the woman tree was still so beautiful and plump, and drops of snow-white milk were dripping from the red beans on the top of the tall and straight Xuefeng Mountain.

Except for Zhang Dong, everyone else was shocked on the spot, their faces were full of expressions of disbelief, and their eyes shone with an extremely weird light.

Only now did they know that Zhang Dong didn't lie to them, there were indeed countless beauties in the cave, and there were countless waves, which could indeed make them soft.

Lustful and slutty expressions gradually appeared on the faces of several men, secretly thinking that the woman tree is simply a peerless treasure, not only can you enjoy viewing it, but also enjoy your hands. If you keep a plant in your house, the fifth girl can retire ?

Miao Yanyu majored in biology, so she naturally thought of more. The female tree is beautiful and graceful, no different from a beautiful woman. If you can study it carefully and cultivate this kind of tree, how much economic value can it generate?

Zhong Tian was the first to wake up a little bit, and moved to a woman tree step by step, stared at it obsessively for a while, then opened his mouth to take a drop of breast enhancement lotion, and tasted it carefully. Milk, and this kind of milk and water should be similar to milk, it must be edible, taste the taste first!

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