The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

01622 - Thunder God Mountain

(Because my father was seriously ill and was being rescued in the hospital, I rushed back to Hunan in an emergency. I saved the manuscript for four chapters and set it to be updated every day.)

Zhang Dong led his subordinates into a service hall for reissuing ID cards, and said to the girl who was sitting in front of the fairy brain playing games: "The eight of us accidentally damaged our ID cards, and we need to reissue one. "

Feng Xiangyu and the others were baffled by what they heard. Where do I and others have ID cards?When did you lose your ID again?

As for Yu Linghan and Zhu Bajie, they were dumbfounded. Can Zhang Dong get an ID card with such a lie?

"Tell me your names, galaxies, and planets. When did you come to the Golden Continent?" the girl raised her head and said calmly.

Zhang Dong cracklingly said that he came from the Tianyu Galaxy, the White Rabbit Star 3000 years ago, and he also said everyone's names, which naturally remained the same.

The girl made a quick search, and carefully inspected Zhang Dong and the others, and found that there was no problem, so she wrote a note and asked Zhang Dong and the others to pay the fee at the window, and then brought the receipt. You can get an ID card.

Zhang Dong took the note and handed it to Zhu Bajie, and Zhu Bajie went to pay the fee with a puzzled expression.

The rest of the people were shocked to the extreme, looking at Zhang Dong like a god, and didn't understand how he did it. This is the Golden Continent where they are unfamiliar. If it is on the earth, it can be explained.

What they don't know is that most of the management of Xiang Dynasty is handed over to the fairy brain. Similar to the computers on the earth, the monitor can naturally enter the system easily and modify the data, and it is done seamlessly.

Although there are intelligent creatures in the White Rabbit Star, no intelligent creature has ever cultivated to become a master of picking up girls. Naturally, no monks have come to the Golden Continent.

The ID cards were quickly completed, and Zhang Dong took the nine of them away, as easily as eating and drinking.

He brought everyone to the management office of a large teleportation array in the city, paid a certain fee, and mentioned a destination, and ten of them teleported there with a bang.

The destination is located at the foot of a towering mountain, and at the foot of this mountain, there is actually a pavilion-like hut, inside of which is naturally a teleportation array guarded by two guards.

Walking out of the teleportation array, Zhang Dong squinted at the towering mountain covered with clouds and mist, with a look of joy on his face, and said with a smile: "This mountain has a natural air-forbidden effect, and no one can fly up to it." , let’s go, let’s go up the mountain to get the treasure.”

"Get the treasure?"

Everyone was dumbfounded, and they couldn't believe their ears. Zhang Dong couldn't be bragging, could he?

But of course they didn't ask, and followed Zhang Dong to climb the mountain.

The mountain road is steep and the gravity is super high, so it is not easy to climb up.

On the way, Yu Linghan asked suspiciously: "My lord, what happened to your ID card earlier?"

Hearing this, the rest of the people also pricked up their ears, because they were equally puzzled.

"Because I am Dongfang Bubai!" Zhang Dongxie said with a smile.

"Eastern Invincible? What do you mean?" Yu Linghan was confused.

Feng Xiangyu understood in an instant. She and Zhang Dong went to ancient times to cultivate for more than 2000 years. Another nickname and identity - Dongfang Bubai is very well understood.

So she explained coquettishly: "He is a super hacker... He tampered with the fairy brain, modified the data, and everything will come naturally."

Everyone heard that with burning eyes, Zhang Dong's hacking skills are too good, even in the Golden Continent, it is still useful!

Immediately Zhu Bajie began to introduce excitedly: "Everyone, this mountain is called Thunder God Mountain. It is one million feet high and has super gravity. There is a terrifying fourth-level thunder above halfway up the mountain. It produces a treasure called Hollow Mind Crystal. Hollow Mind Crystal is the main medicine for refining Guling Pill... I heard that Dao stones are also produced on the mountain, but the quantity is not large, so it is difficult to find..."

Listening to Zhu Bajie's introduction to the effects of the Hollow Spiritual Crystal and the Guling Pill, everyone became excited, screaming and screaming, as if countless Hollow Spiritual Crystals were waiting for them to get them.

Zhu Bajie was not so optimistic, and said: "You guys are too happy. It is said that the hollow soul crystal is formed by thunderbolts that bombard space, and the laws of heaven and earth produce wonderful changes. Therefore, only the high places of Thunder God Mountain can be produced. However, it takes It’s harder than climbing to the sky if you want to climb to a high place.”

"Uncle Master, you underestimated us, we can definitely climb to a high place." Sun Mingxuan said confidently.

"Not only is there a fourth-level thunderbolt that can destroy everything in the high place, but the gravity is also super huge. I can't climb it even if I am a master of picking up girls at the third level, so don't even think about it." Zhu Bajie said, "Actually, it's easier to buy elixir. "

"Master Uncle, you have been in the Golden Continent for billions of years, how did you get to the third level of Grandmaster Picking Up Girls? Isn't this speed too slow?" Sun Xiaosheng couldn't help asking in surprise.

Zhu Bajie's face changed slightly, and he said angrily: "I have already cultivated to the ninth level of the master of picking up girls, but I was abolished and downgraded to the first level of the master of picking up girls, and then re-cultivated to the third level of the master of picking up girls."

"Who dares to abolish your cultivation?" Zhang Dong was furious and asked.

"It's the underlings of the Undead Underworld Emperor. About 3 years ago, they recognized me as Zhu Bajie, and they caught me. They found that I had no talent, and I didn't have good cultivation qualifications. It’s useless, and then let me go.” Zhu Bajie said sadly.

"Undead Hades, I will kill him sooner or later!" Zhang Dong's face was full of murderous intent, and his eyes were full of icy light.

"Is he the only one who dares to say such a thing?"

Zhu Bajie looked at Zhang Dong with admiring eyes, his face was full of anticipation, hoping that Zhang Dong would become stronger quickly.

Climbing to the middle of the mountain in one breath, Zhang Dong led the crowd into a small valley, and said to the tired and panting crowd, "There is a treasure three meters below this place, that place, and that rock. Let's dig it out."

Zhu Bajie was stunned, and looked at Zhang Dong like a monster, as if he was meeting him for the first time.

He clearly knew that the soil of the Golden Continent was different, and the divine sense couldn't penetrate it at all, and ordinary earth escape couldn't be used either.

Only those who have practiced the way of gold, jade, stone, earth, wood, and water to a relatively advanced level can perform earth escape. Such a monk is basically a third-level master of picking up girls. The above repairs.

Even a master of that level can't use the earth escape for too long, because the earth escape needs to consume a lot of real energy, if one is not good, he will suffocate to death deep in the soil.

That being the case, how could Zhang Dong know that there is a baby below?

The rest of the people didn't think so much, took out the compound magic weapon, and started digging in full swing. Zhang Dong didn't even have a place to start. Zhu Bajie was also squeezed out by everyone, and he stretched his neck to watch expectantly.

(Brothers, I recently discovered a classic website that teaches how to pick up girls. You can search "Bad Boys Academy" on Baidu. Share the good stuff.)

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