The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

The sun is setting and the sky is cool.

Zhang Dong walked gracefully on the path home, but his sharp gaze was fixed on the two young girls standing at the head of the village looking up.

One of them is Zhang Dong's younger sister, Zhang Huan. Although she is only 16 years old, she has grown up to 1.6 meters tall. She has big eyes, a delicate oval face, and a small red mouth. blooming girl.

And the girl next to Zhang Huan is obviously a classmate she brought back. Eyes are like a deep pool, clear but you can't see the bottom, it's a pity that there is still a little green on the face, otherwise it would be even more attractive.

Zhang Dong gasped for the girl's beauty, and secretly thought that when she arrived, she would definitely be more beautiful and attractive, and there was a high probability that she would be on the beauty list.

As soon as Zhang Huan saw Zhang Dong's figure appearing in the distance, he excitedly pulled the girl and rushed to meet him, and said proudly, "Xu Wei, that's my brother Zhang Dong, the number one student in science in the national college entrance examination, and the best in the world." How about a handsome man who even walks so gracefully? Is he fascinated by you?"

"Ah, Brother Dong is really handsome and tall, but will he like me?" Xu Wei stared at Zhang Dong timidly with bright little stars in his eyes.

"You are so beautiful, the number one beauty in Chuncheng No. [-] Middle School. You are a real virgin. You are still in the third year of junior high school, and you already receive more than a dozen love letters every day. My brother will definitely love you to death." Zhang Huan Say it with an affirmative tone.

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Zhang Dong has achieved great success in cultivating the Sun Swallowing Magic Art. Now his martial strength has increased to over two hundred, and his hearing has also improved to a terrifying level. He can hear any sound of wind and grass within a thousand meters around him. Naturally, he can clearly hear the conversation of the two bad girls. Clearly, two black lines appeared on his forehead. It seemed that his younger sister, Zhang Huan, had failed in school, and her speech was not much different from that of a female hooligan.

He quickened his pace angrily, and soon the two sides were face to face.

"Brother~"

Zhang Huan smiled like a flower, and with a sudden pounce, he was already hanging on Zhang Dong's neck, cheering happily and endlessly.

Seeing his sister being so eccentric and so attached to him, the anger in Zhang Dong's heart disappeared instantly, and he couldn't find it even if he wanted to send it out. He laughed and scolded: "Come down, what does this look like in front of your classmates?"

"Hee hee, brother, this is Xu Wei, my classmate, the number one beauty, the number one talented woman in Chuncheng No. , this is my brother, agree to be my brother's girlfriend?"

Zhang Dong was shocked by Zhang Huan's last words, he smiled unnaturally, and said, "Student Xu Wei, welcome to my house as a guest, don't pay attention to my sister's nonsense, she is just a crazy girl."

"Brother Dong, you are so handsome, it makes my heart beat faster." Xu Wei's face was full of nympho, but her eyes were full of narrow-mindedness and teasing.

"Damn, this is also a bad girl." Zhang Dong was stunned.

"Heck, classmate Xu Wei, I'll call you sister-in-law from now on, how about it?"

"Crazy girl, see if I won't teach you a lesson." Xu Wei waved her fist and killed Zhang Huan.

"Don't be shy, didn't you come back with me because you always wanted to know my brother? And you also said that as long as you are satisfied, you will be my brother's girlfriend?" Zhang Huan surrounded Zhang with a smirk. Turning around, "Brother, I brought you back such a beautiful daughter-in-law, how on earth are you going to reward me?"

"Brother Dong, don't believe her words, I just admire you, I haven't decided to be your girlfriend yet." Xu Wei couldn't catch up with Zhang Huan, stopped in front of Zhang Dong, blushed pretty face, and said coquettishly and panting.

"Are the girls now so bold and open? They are only four years younger than me. Could it be that there is already a generation gap between me and them?" Zhang Dong smelled a tangy fragrance, shrugged his nose, and sighed in his heart, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

"Brother, smell it. Xu Wei is a fragrant beauty. She never wears perfume, but she has a natural fragrance, which makes people intoxicated. You must not miss it. It is best to take her down during this holiday. Raw rice and cooked rice, so as not to Long nights and many dreams." Zhang Huan said with a smile.

"Huanhuan, you are really itchy." Zhang Dong grabbed Zhang Huan and patted her pretty face a few times, but Zhang Huan was not only not afraid, but enjoyed it as if it was a massage.

"Brother Dong, I will stay at your house this summer vacation to ask for advice and learn from you. Three years later, I will also be the number one in the college entrance examination." Xu Wei said excitedly, ignoring Zhang Huan's crazy words.

"Damn, such a beautiful loli stays at my house all summer vacation? Isn't this naked temptation?" Zhang Dong was stunned.

"Brother Dong, don't you welcome me?" Xu Wei asked in surprise.

"Welcome, of course you are welcome." Zhang Dong smiled.

"That's good." Elf Xu Wei laughed strangely.

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Zhang's mother and Zhang's father were really elated because Zhang Dong passed the National College Entrance Examination. They were so happy from ear to ear all day long. Today, Zhang Huan came back from vacation and brought back a doll-like classmate. I heard that his grades were very good. Naturally, they were even more joyful. They killed chickens and ducks, and prepared a table of fragrant delicacies. After eating, Zhang Dong and the two girls were so full of oil that they couldn't move.

The two bad girls are still very cunning. In front of Zhang's father and Zhang's mother, they behaved quite well. They looked like a good baby, and their acting skills had reached the point of perfection.

Zhang Dong didn't say anything, and went back to his room after the meal, lying on the bedside, digesting the food.

Two bad girls sneaked in, sat on the floor, propped up their chins with both hands, and stared at Zhang Dong at the same time.

Zhang Dong was frightened by the stare, what's going on?

"Brother, you take us to hunt tomorrow, Xu Wei and I want to eat fat hare, big pheasant, wild boar legs..." Zhang Huan said expectantly.

The prey Zhang Huan mentioned was once hunted by Zhang Dong in the back mountains, and Zhang Huan has always had a deep memory. Originally, Zhang Huan admired Zhang Dong, but it is a pity that Zhang Dong's academic performance is not good. Now he has become a blockbuster and won the national champion. , her admiration for Zhang Dong has risen several levels, thinking that Zhang Dong is omnipotent, so such a small request can naturally satisfy her easily.

Xu Wei listened to Zhang Huan bragging about Zhang Dong's glorious deeds too much, and she secretly admired Zhang Dong fanatically, so she also looked at Zhang Dong expectantly, without doubting that Zhang Dong had this ability.

Zhang Dong naturally agreed without hesitation, hunting is simply a piece of cake for him now.

The two girls cheered and laughed for a while. Xu Wei asked curiously: "Brother Dong, I heard that you never do your homework and are still an expert at skipping classes, but you got the first place in the country. Can you tell me how you study?"

Zhang Huan was equally curious and raised his ears.

"This is a big secret, I really don't want to tell you." Zhang Dong said mysteriously.

"We must keep it secret and never tell anyone." Xu Wei and Zhang Huan became interested, climbed onto the bed, and shook Zhang Dong's left and right hands from left to right.

"There is no one in the world who can get a high score without studying, and I am no exception. The reason why I am so abnormal is because I was reborn, from 30 years later to today." Zhang Dong said seriously.

"Really?" The two were dumbfounded.

"Really, I won't lie to you." Zhang Dong said.

"Brother Dong, you are lying. If you were reborn 30 years later, you would definitely not get such a high score in the college entrance examination, because you will be 30 years old in 50 years. How can you remember the college entrance examination questions 30 years ago? Even if you do, it is estimated that all I have forgotten all the knowledge I have, not to mention the subject of timely politics." Xu Wei quickly discovered the flaw.

"You don't understand this. After 30 years, the technology has been extremely developed, and the memory input has been very mature. My mind has been input with countless knowledge. I really know everything and know everything. It's a piece of cake .” Zhang Dong said solemnly.

"Ah, this is unbelievable." The two bad girls sighed and winked at each other, Zhang Huan then asked narrowly: "Brother, what is my husband's name? Is he handsome? Where is he from? Isn't he?" Rich man?"

This question is difficult to answer, Zhang Dong was stunned for a while, and then said: "The secret must not be revealed."

"Tch, you're trying to lie to me, brother, you're still young." Zhang Huan said with contempt.

Xu Weijiao laughed and said, "Brother Dong, you should tell the truth."

"Actually, although I don't read books or attend lectures on the surface, I actually worked hard and studied secretly. Because I am a genius, I got high marks in the college entrance examination." Zhang Dong had to tell another lie.

"I see." The two girls were satisfied, with admiration on their faces.

Zhang Dong sweated profusely, could the two of them believe such a lie?

"Brother Dong, how do you do this question?" Xu Wei took out a math test paper from the schoolbag she brought, and pointed to a question to ask for advice.

Zhang Dong asked in his heart: "Monitor, search for the correct answer to this question."

The search results came out in the blink of an eye, and then Zhang Dong quickly copied them on the test paper.

"What about this question?" Xu Wei asked again.

Zhang Dong did the same thing, answered more than 20 questions for her in one breath, then went on strike, threw away his pen, and refused to solve the questions again.

"Brother Zhang Dong, you are amazing. This is a math question for a doctorate exam. You actually solved it without even thinking about it. Now, I believe you are reborn." Xu Wei didn't jump up until this time, looking The monster generally looked at Zhang Dong.

"Haha, now you know that I didn't lie to you, right?" Zhang Dong groaned inwardly, but he still kept his composure and said with a strange smile.

"Brother Dong, since you are reborn, you, can you tell me what is your wife's name?" Xu Wei asked with a blushing face suddenly.

"It must be Xu Wei, isn't it, bro?" Zhang Huan interjected nervously.

"I'm going to the bathroom." Zhang Dong was completely defeated by the two, jumped up from the bed, and escaped by urinating.

"Cuckoo~"

Zhang Huan and Xu Wei laughed tremblingly. Although the science champion in the college entrance examination was smart, he was still defeated by them, right?