The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

Shen Wen is the number one campus belle at the University of Chicago, and she also practices internal martial arts. She is the school's number one master. There is no student who does not know her, not to mention that Huang Yuan and Jia Tao are Chinese-Americans, so they are naturally very familiar with Shen Wen, who has Chinese ancestry. .

Therefore, as soon as Shen Wen found them, she lied that she would introduce a fellow from Huaguo to the two of them, and they were easily deceived by her.

Zhang Dong invited the two of them into the room, and watched them sit on the sofa. Huang Yuan looked thin, but his eyes were very bright and flexible; while Jia Tao looked steady, with a very broad forehead. The two of them are definitely extremely intelligent figure.

He was overjoyed, and asked meaningfully: "You guys founded the company at such a young age, and your business is booming. You are indeed young heroes. Have you read Romance of the Three Kingdoms?"

Weird expressions appeared on the faces of the two, and Huang Yuan said: "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms is a treasure of Huaguo culture. The stories and strategies in it have a great impact on the world. Many business schools of world universities require students to familiarize themselves with the Romance of the Three Kingdoms." , as Chinese-Americans, we naturally know the story of the Three Kingdoms like the back of our hands.”

Zhang Dong nodded, and said seriously: "You two students, maybe you don't know that people can be reincarnated, and you are the reincarnation of two famous characters in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms."

The two were hit immediately, bent over and laughed loudly, unable to stop for a long time, as if they had heard the funniest joke in the world.

Zhang Dong ignored the two people's laughter and continued: "Huang Yuan, you are the reincarnation of Guo Jia, and Jia Tao is the reincarnation of Jia Xu. What I want to tell you is that I am the reincarnation of Cao Cao. Miraculously, it automatically awakens the memories of the previous life, and it can also awaken the memories of your previous lives. In order to find you two, I traveled all over the world, and finally found it.”

The two people's laughter, which was about to subside gradually, suddenly rose again. They were really out of breath from laughing, and almost knocked down the roof.

After finally stopping the laugh, Jia Tao panted and said, "My fellow, you really know how to tell jokes. I've never laughed so loudly before. You can't be a comedian."

"My name is Zhang Dong. This year, Huaguo won the National Science College Entrance Examination. He is a talented scholar with excellent calligraphy and painting skills. His writing and painting are worth tens of millions of RMB. Do you think I have the leisure to joke with you?" Zhang Dong proudly said. explain.

The smiles on the faces of the two of them froze instantly. Zhang Dong's name was well known to them, not to mention his unparalleled talent, but his heroic posture of flying a eagle, no one in the world didn't know.

"But you don't look like Zhang Dong." Huang Yuan stared at Zhang Dong and asked with a sneer.

"Look clearly." After Zhang Dong finished speaking, his face changed instantly, and he quickly returned to his original appearance.

"Ah, you are really Zhang Dong." Both of them gasped at the same time, their hearts were full of turmoil. How could Zhang Dong come to America, and why would he talk nonsense about reincarnation?

"Don't be surprised. Now that you are sitting cross-legged, without thinking, I will awaken your memories of your previous life." Zhang Dong said in a deep voice.

"You can't be disguised as Zhang Dong, are you?" The two looked at each other and asked suspiciously at the same time.

Zhang Dong was a little depressed. When he met two highly intelligent people, it was not easy to fool him. He patted his chest, and the Four Treasures of the Study appeared in his hand. He spread the drawing paper on the table and used Huang Xizhi There is a line of big characters written in the line: "Jia Xu, Guo Jia, Cao Cao's top advisers."

It's true that each stroke is in line with the rhythm of heaven and earth, so beautiful that anyone will be addicted to it at the first sight, and this stroke is already Zhang Dong's living signboard.

The two of them stared at each other for a long time before they came to their senses. They clicked their tongues in amazement, and soon a strange expression appeared on their faces. Since he is really Zhang Dong, how could such a famous talent make such absurd jokes on these two unknown people?Could it be that everything he said was true?Are we really the reincarnation of Guo Jia and Jia Xu?Guo Jia and Jia Xu are famous people through the ages, they are no less intelligent than Zhuge Kongming!

The look of anticipation gradually appeared in the pupils of the two. Under Zhang Dong's reminder again, they sat cross-legged and closed their eyes, without thinking, waiting for Zhang Dong to awaken their memories of their previous lives.

Zhang Dong secretly let out a sigh of relief, and ordered the monitor to simultaneously transplant the surveillance videos of Guo Jia and Jia Xu to Huang Yuan and Jia Tao's minds respectively.

Soon, excitement appeared on the faces of the two of them.

Jia Tao discovered that he was really Jia Xu in his previous life. He was born in 174 A.D. and was called a "poison man".

When Li Jue and Guo Si rebelled, he served as a counselor in Li Jue's tent. Later, after Li Jue and others failed, he became Zhang Xiu's counselor.Zhang Xiu used his own strategy to defeat Cao Cao twice. Before the battle of Guandu, he persuaded Zhang Xiu to surrender to Cao Cao.

Cao Cao fought Yuan Shao at Guandu, Tongguan defeated Xiliang Ma Chao, and Han Sui, all of which had his Jia Xu's plan.Cao Cao occupied Jingzhou and wanted to take the opportunity to go down the river, so he dissuaded him, saying that he should appease the people and wait for the opportunity, but Cao Cao refused, and was defeated in the Battle of Chibi.

On the issue of Cao Cao's successor, he secretly assisted Cao Pi.Cao Pi later proclaimed himself emperor and named him Taiwei and Marquis of Wei Shouxiang.Cao Pi asked whether Shu or Wu should be destroyed first, and he suggested that the country should be governed first before using force. Cao Pi refused to listen, and he returned without success in conquering Wu.

At that time, I thought that I was not an old minister of Cao Cao, but had profound plans, so I was afraid of Cao Cao's suspicion, so I adopted a self-protection strategy, kept the door behind myself, did not communicate with others in private, and did not marry powerful people when my children married.He was 77 years old when he died.

And Huang Yuan also discovered that he was actually Guo Jia in his previous life, who was born in Yingchuan in 170 AD.He is thin and handsome, and has a pair of clear and deep eyes.When he was young, he showed extraordinary wisdom, liked to talk with the elders, and often had unique insights, which often made the elders feel ashamed.

I am confident and lofty, like to be unrestrained, very picky about making friends, and only associate with people with lofty ideals in my mind.But he treats his friends very sincerely and enthusiastically, and likes to drink and talk all night long. At the age of 21, at the instigation of his friend Tian Feng and others, he defected to Yuan Shao's tent.

Yuan Shao was known as the "Hero of the World" at that time.He respected himself and others and treated them generously.But after dozens of days passed, I realized that Yuan Shao didn't know how to use people, and he was not a person who could achieve great things.So, I resolutely left Yuan.Leaving Yuan Shao at his most glorious time required not only great courage, but also extraordinary vision.

In this way, I have been unemployed for 6 years.In 196 A.D., Xi Zhicai, one of Cao Cao's most valued counselors, died.Sad, Cao Cao wrote to Xun Yu, asking him to recommend a counselor who could succeed Xi Zhicai.Therefore, Xun Yu recommended Guo Jia to Cao Cao.Cao Cao was overjoyed, and welcomed him from ten miles away and put him in the tent to discuss the world's major affairs.The importance of this meeting is no less than that of the later "Longzhong Pair".

I am 15 years younger than Cao Cao, but I know Cao Cao's grand plans and ambitions well.When Cao Cao asked him about the situation in the world, he pointed out the key points and suggested that Cao Cao should take advantage of Yuan Shao's attack on Gongsun Zan to eliminate Lu Bu first.This will not only enable Cao's army to expand its strength, but also prevent Lu Bu from threatening Cao's army from the flanks in the decisive battle between Cao and Yuan in the future.

Cao Cao asked him again, as a counselor, what is the most critical quality?

He himself said that war is like playing chess. No war is planned in advance. Familiarity with the art of war is just an introduction.This clear and thorough analysis allowed Cao Cao to see a bright future.

After hearing this, Cao Cao sighed and said, "The one who makes great things happen alone must be this person."

After he left the camp, he was also overjoyed and said, "It's my lord."

From then on, I became the officer of Cao Cao's staff and military affairs - the military division sacrificial wine, and made suggestions and loyal services for Cao Cao's four-party campaign.

Later, when Cao Cao conquered Karasuma, he died of illness at the age of 38.

About five hours later, all the surveillance videos were transplanted, and the two opened their eyes at the same time, bowed down in front of Zhang Dong, choked up and said, "See (Prime Minister) Your Majesty!"

"Get up quickly."

Zhang Dong hurriedly helped the two of them up, and said solemnly: "From now on, you don't need to address the prime minister, let alone your majesty, just call me Brother Dong. After all, this life is this life, and the last life is the last life, and they cannot be confused."

"Yes, my lord."

The faces of the two were filled with strong joy and confidence. People can be reincarnated and reborn, and they can meet the lord thousands of years later. Can they not build a bigger world in this life?It would not be too late to call His Majesty then, but of course it is not easy to call Brother Dong now, which seems a bit outrageous.

"Jia Tao, in the previous life, you thought you were not my old minister, so you kept a low profile and didn't fully utilize your outstanding wisdom. This life is different. You start to fight with me now, and you don't have to have any scruples. Weak and weak, he died of an illness at the age of 38. In this life, there will be no such regrets, because I know world-class medical skills and can keep you healthy forever.” Zhang Dong has already taken advantage of the time when the surveillance camera transplanted surveillance video to the two of them. In Duanli, I read Cao Cao's surveillance video carefully, and now I am pretending to be Cao Cao, which is really decent.

The two men were so excited that they prostrated themselves on the ground again and said in unison: "Don't you dare to do your best for the lord!"

Zhang Dong helped the two of them, sat them down on the sofa, and then introduced his own situation: master of both calligraphy and painting, a miracle doctor who brought back the dead, a master of protecting the country, the world's number one internal martial artist, and his own martial arts gym and business. Speak up.At the end, he said: "I already have a counselor named Shen Xuan, who is as intelligent as you, and was appointed by me as a military adviser to coordinate many affairs in Huaguo. In addition, I have also cultivated two super masters, Liu Kui and Miao Ruhu is no less than a world-class powerhouse."

Of course, he can't say that Shen Xuan, Liu Kui, and Miao Ruhu are Zhuge Liang, Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu created by him out of thin air, let alone their reincarnation. After all, he pretends to be the reincarnation of Liu Bei and Cao Cao, and Liu Bei and Cao Cao are the reincarnations. Where can contemporaries be the same person?

The two of them didn't think that Zhang Dong had deceived them at all. Their hearts were agitated, their eyes were burning, and they were gearing up to do a lot of work to create a world bigger for Zhang Dong than in the previous life!

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