The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

It was getting dark and the light dimmed.

Under the frantic pursuit of 42 nuclear submarines in the United States, Zhang Dong finally came to a sea area where nothing special can be seen from the surface, and this is the place where the mutated octopus was hiding. What made Zhang Dong breathe a sigh of relief was that the time just passed Don't worry about the rain of missiles disturbing the octopus that is transplanting the surveillance video.

Now Zhang Dong really feels exhausted, the same is true for General Five Tigers and Master Changmei, bathed in countless missiles, fleeing like a headless chicken in a motorboat on the boundless sea, even though they have terrifyingly tough internal skills Experts, no matter how big their nerves are, they still feel a deep sense of despair.

The mutated octopus was originally like a mountain lying on the bottom of the sea, waiting for whales, sharks and other large fish to appear, but suddenly, it woke up suddenly, because a memory that did not belong to it appeared in its mind. Of course, this is Liu Kui Surveillance video of his life.

That is to say, when Liu Kui woke up from his memory and found that he had turned into a big mutated octopus, he let out a horrified scream: "Ah, I must have been killed by a missile, and then my soul was attached to a giant octopus." On the big octopus, I died so badly, Gao Qian, my wife, countless beauties on the earth, farewell, I, day, day, day, will live in the sea in a lonely and pitiful life ...Oh, my mother, this octopus has lived for more than 3 years. I, I, when will I die? "

Zhang Dong, who read the portrayal of the octopus's current mood, almost laughed away, but now he is still being hunted down by the American submarine and has no time to laugh, so he asked the monitor to store his own words in the octopus's mind, and said in a teasing tone: " Big octopus, my name is Zhang Dong, I'm on the sea above your head, being hunted down by 42 American submarines, please do me a favor and destroy those 42 American submarines."

The octopus was stunned. Although it didn't understand how Zhang Dong communicated with it, it knew that Zhang Dong had the ability to communicate with animals after obtaining Liu Kui's memory, so it wasn't too strange. Knowing that Zhang Dong was still alive, it Overjoyed in my heart, I quickly raised my head to observe and sense.

Sure enough, it found that there was a motorboat bathed in countless missiles on the sea surface, and there were 42 American submarines chasing after it. It suddenly became furious, and raised 42 tentacles with a thickness of three meters and a length of more than 2000 meters. , The speed is terribly fast, reaching the surface of the sea in the blink of an eye, and it is adsorbed on the bottom of the 42 submarines. Instead of pulling down, it is directly lifted up, and it rises like lightning. In just a moment, the 42 submarines have already left It is more than 1000 meters above the sea and located in mid-air!

42 Optimus Primes protrude from the sea, supporting 42 nuclear submarines!

This scene is really spectacular, like a miracle, like magic.

General Wuhu and Changmei were all stunned and dumbfounded, they kept wiping their eyes with their hands, they couldn't believe that this scene was real.

Liu Kui was the first to wake up. Seeing that Zhang Dong had stopped the motorboat, he said anxiously, "Brother Dong, hurry up, there are monsters on the bottom of the sea."

Zhang Dongxie laughed, looked at Liu Kui with weird eyes, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Don't worry, it's a big octopus, I invited the helper!"

Everyone looked at Zhang Dong like a monster, as if they had just met him for the first time, secretly thought, the helper he mentioned was not a national submarine, but a terrifyingly huge octopus. It seems that these 42 pillars are octopuses However, the octopus is good, the octopus is wonderful, it is simply the nemesis of American submarines.

Colonel Faulkner was the commander of the US submarine that chased down Zhang Dong and others this time. Now he is standing in the command room like a fool, staring at the blue sky and white clouds on the screen in a daze, unable to understand what happened. Just now, he was still in the sea and was chasing Zhang Dong, but now it seems that the submarine has turned into a plane and flew into the air. Could it be possible to pass through?

After finally waking up, he immediately ordered anxiously: "Detect the surrounding situation and see what happened."

Soon, all the Americans in the submarine found out the current situation, and they all gasped. God, the submarine was actually lifted into the air by some monster in the sea. What, what should I do?Yes, throw depth charges quickly.

Before it could make a move, the 42 tentacles of the octopus that lifted the submarine suddenly slammed into the middle with force.

"Boom~"

With an earth-shattering noise, 42 nuclear submarines slammed into each other, and all of them were deformed. Among them, the Americans covered their heads and spurted blood, and died instantly, all of them were shocked to death by the huge sound.

Then, the 42 tentacles of the octopus threw it vigorously, and the 42 submarines flew out for more than ten miles like 42 footballs, and then crashed into the sea like 42 huge rocks, sinking into the water at a terrifying speed. surfaced.

"I finally avenged myself!"

The octopus surfaced triumphantly, like a mountain floating on the water, looked at the motorboat with concerned eyes, and saw that Zhang Dong and the others were fine, not injured at all, and Liu Kui was fine, so it yelled in its heart : "God, what's going on here, am I dead? How come I'm still alive?"

Zhang Dong almost fainted from laughing, and continued to let the monitor send his words to Octopus's mind, saying: "Octopus, thank you very much, goodbye."

The octopus became anxious immediately, stretched out a tentacle to grab the motorboat, and looked at Zhang Dong with sad eyes.

Zhang Dong couldn't bear it any longer, and let out a series of laughs.

General Wuhu and Master Changmei trembled all over. If such a powerful octopus were to be dealt with, there would really be no way out.

After all, Liu Kui once got the memory of the fierce general Zhang Fei. He was the most courageous, calmed down first, and said with admiration: "Brother Octopus, you are so fierce, I am so impressed."

The octopus almost cried, ****, I am you, why do you admire me, God, tell me quickly, what is going on.

Zhang Dong laughed and stopped molesting the octopus, and said in the octopus's mind through the monitor: "Octopus, do you have something to say? In fact, as long as you think about it in your heart, I can hear it, and then we can communicated."

The octopus breathed a sigh of relief, and said carefully in his heart: "Brother Dong, in fact, I am Liu Kui. Maybe my soul is attached to the octopus. You must find a way to let me return to the human body."

Zhang Dong pretended to be surprised, asked for a while, and finally concluded: "Such a strange thing happened, it must be Liu Kui's soul split, from one to two, one controls the human body, and the other controls the octopus body." , you have an octopus clone, this is a rare event, don't worry, you will be the king of the sea in the future, and Liu Kui and I will roam the world on land, um, your future name will be Zhang Kui, what do you think?"

Zhang Kui thought for a long time, and said excitedly: "Brother Dong, you are right. From now on, I will be Zhang Kui, the overlord of the sea, and I will build a big world for you, Brother Dong, no, it is the sea."

Zhang Dong is overjoyed, Brother Secret Dao is really talented, he has fooled this octopus so quickly, it is really a majestic thing to have such a special subordinate in the future, if Brother wants to build a base in Xianling Island in the future, Let Zhang Kui guard it, it is really as stable as Mount Tai.Then he ordered: "Let's go, let's rescue the ten submarines in our country. Although the submarines cannot be opened, the people in them should still be alive."

"Yes, Brother Dong." Zhang Kui agreed without hesitation, sucked the motorboat with a suction cup, and swam rapidly in the direction Zhang Dong pointed out. The aircraft carrier is [-]% faster.

The current scene is a bit weird, a mountain-like octopus slightly rises above the surface of the sea, and a tentacle pushes the motorboat, moving at lightning speed.

Standing on the motorboat with his head held high and his chest held high, Zhang Dong could only feel the strong wind blowing against his face, making him extremely comfortable.

General Wuhu and Changmei looked at Zhang Dong in admiration, not knowing how he knew that there was a terrifyingly powerful octopus on the bottom of the sea here, and how he could contact it so that it could obey orders obediently .

"Whoa~"

Suddenly, the octopus stretched out its other tentacle from the sea, and attached to a thigh-thin, three-meter-high red coral, shining magnificently in the night with a slight afterglow.

Everyone gasped, this is a real treasure, its value is immeasurable, although everyone is not short of money, but if there is such a coral tree in the room, it will be a great face.

Liu Kui was also very excited, thinking about finding a way to get Zhang Dong to order the octopus to get more of these treasures, at least he would get one, but to his surprise, the octopus' tentacles sent the red coral straight to the ground. to him.

He froze for a moment, and asked tentatively, "Brother Octopus, are you giving this to me?"

Zhang Dong laughed secretly, and joked, "Liu Kui, this is not for you, but for your wife Gao Qian."

"Give it to my wife?" Liu Kui was slightly jealous, but when he thought that it was an octopus, not a human, the jealousy in his heart disappeared. He said grateful words, but his hands quickly took the red coral Received it.

Zhang Kui was very excited. His soul was split and he was possessed by an octopus, but he was still able to give his wife a gift. What a blessing!

It continued to swim quickly, and it took about ten minutes to reach the place where ten Huaguo submarines sank. Along the way, it delivered more than a dozen beautiful red coral trees, all of which were put into the transport box by Zhang Dong.

At this time, the sky was completely dark, and the sea could not be seen. It was convenient to move, and there was no need to worry about being photographed by the satellites of the United States.

Zhang Kui has a special perception ability in sea water, and quickly sensed the position of ten nuclear submarines sunk on the seabed. He couldn't help but worry. The submarine has sunk in the water for more than an hour. Are the people inside really still alive?

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