The Great Master of Picking Up Girls
Chapter 029 Funny Application
Walking through a not-too-long corridor, I came to a small hall with exquisite decoration. There were several interviewees in the small hall, basically all of them were old men over 50 years old. Zhang Dong also sat silently. side.
It wasn't until the interviews with all these people were completed, and one by one quit in frustration or excitement, that he got up and entered the meeting room for the interview under the signal of a big-armed security guard.
The meeting room is very luxurious, with carpets on the floor, several famous paintings on the walls, three interviewers sit behind a large mahogany table, and the one on the far right is a graceful old man named Liu Youyuan, 62 Although he doesn't have any academic qualifications, he is self-taught and has a deep research on porcelain, calligraphy and painting, woodware, and jewelry.
Sitting on the left is a handsome middle-aged man named Zhou Xin. He is only 41 years old this year. He graduated from the History Department of Chunmu University. Bufan is not only familiar with antiques but also some modern objects of great value. He is the most indispensable appraiser in the pawn shop of all things.
The one in the middle is a beautiful young girl, 1.7 meters tall, graceful and charming, with snowy skin, rosy cheeks, charming eyes, and exquisite facial features, forming a wonderful picture in the world.
She was wearing a leopard print suit, sitting gracefully on the sofa, letting her wavy long hair flow down her waist like a flowing waterfall, giving her a sense of nobility.
In fact, she is indeed a rare beauty in the world, ranking fifth on the list of beauties, and she is smart and smart. She is only 22 years old, but already has two doctorate titles. In just a few years, she became famous and ranked first in Yanjing's pawnshop industry. She is making a lot of money every day. At present, she is preparing to open a large jewelry store. Today, she is interviewing some professionals who come to apply for the job.
Although Zhang Dong has seen Guo Yu on the screen in his mind, and even admired the scene of her bathing countless times, but now when he faces a real person and smells a refreshing fragrance, his eyes are still straight and his heart is crazy. Jump, such a beauty is simply a masterpiece of heaven, it can make any man go crazy.
In Yanjing, a huge city with a population of more than [-] million, only Guo Yu is on the beauty list. It can be seen how difficult it is to meet a woman on the beauty list.
Zhang Dong sat down opposite the three of them, and said with a silly smile, "Hi sister, hello uncles, I come from an isolated mountain village. Although I have a lot of knowledge, I haven't been able to find a job. Today I'm here to show my skills. I hope I can be hired by you so that I can make a lot of money and then go home and marry a wife."
The three of them were stunned, how did Wang Xiaoqin check it out?Why did you let a rural child come in? Today is an interview with an appraiser!
Guo Yu was the first to wake up, and asked crisply: "What's your name? What degree?"
"My surname is Dong, and my name is Brother Dong. Because I have learned a lot with Master, people in the village like to call me Mr. Dong Ge. As for education, I have never formally attended school, but Master said that I have the level of a postdoctoral fellow." Zhang Dong continued to say with a silly smile.
"My surname is Dong? Is there such a surname? Is it Mr. Dong Ge, or Mr. Dong Guo? Never went to school? At the postdoctoral level?!" Guo Yu almost burst out laughing. I kept asking, "Who is your master?"
"My master is a Taoist priest who can draw talismans, catch ghosts, kung fu, medicine, and read and write. I admire it very much." Zhang Dong said seriously.
Liu Youyuan and Zhou Xin were already blushing from suppressed laughter, and secretly waved to Guo Yu, telling her not to ask, but to send this person on a walk quickly, so as not to waste time.
Guo Yu covered her mouth and snickered for a while, then said: "Well, you are a talent, we are very interested in you, but there are many interviewees, please go back first, we will contact you after we do some research."
"Sister, every time I interview each other, I always say this, but I never get a call, um, maybe it's because I don't have a phone." Zhang Dong said angrily, "But I have no money to buy steamed buns, you Can you give me a result soon? I want to go to work today."
"Well, we are recruiting an appraiser. You are unqualified, sorry, please go find a job elsewhere, well, here is a hundred yuan, you can use it to buy buns." Guo Yu was caught by Zhang Dong's face. The innocence blushed with shame, and took out a red banknote.
"I don't want your money, I'm just curious, why am I unqualified? Is the appraiser's requirements so high that even a postdoctoral fellow can't apply?" Zhang Dong sat motionless on the sofa with an expression of disbelief. "Actually, my level is even better than postdoctoral fellows. I know astronomy first, and geography second. If you don't believe me, you can test me."
"Okay, let me test you, what is this thing, how much do you judge its value?" Guo Yu had a headache, and pushed a bracelet that had been placed on the table over.
"This is a bracelet made of glass, it's worthless." Zhang Dong glanced at it and said with a silly smile.
The three of them were dumbfounded at the same time, because Zhang Dong was right. This is indeed a bracelet made of glass, but it looks like jade from the outside. None of the highly educated and experienced experts who came to interview today could tell It was a fake, but Zhang Dong saw it.
How can this be?
Did he guess or was there some other reason?
The three were puzzled and looked at each other. Zhou Xin pointed to a beautifully decorated porcelain bottle on the table and said, "Then what is this and how much is it worth?"
Zhang Dong grabbed it, broke it lightly with his hands, and the bottom part separated, and then said profusely with sweat, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I broke your things, I will pay, I will pay."
He took out a fifty-cent coin from his pocket and put it on the table reluctantly.
"Damn, he means this porcelain vase is only worth fifty cents!" Zhou Xin and Liu Youyuan blushed, because they bought this porcelain not long ago and spent more than 100 million yuan. It was a fake, but Zhang Dong saw it at a glance, which made the two experts feel ashamed.
The two experts looked at each other for a while, Liu Youyuan pushed a well-made watch, looked at Zhang Dong with burning eyes, and asked, "What is this? How much is it worth?"
"This is the fine bow watch from Bangzi Kingdom. It has been used for a while. It is not worth a thousand yuan." Zhang Dong continued to say with a silly smile.
"Damn, you can tell with just a glance, it's amazing." The two experts sighed in their hearts at the same time, and continued to ask more than 20 various items, and Zhang Dong casually revealed the history and price.
The two expert appraisers were completely shocked!Looking at Zhang Dong with admiration, he was speechless for a long time. You must know that these more than 20 items span many industries, and none of them can independently identify them with their own ability, let alone report the origin and origin of all the items. Correct valuation!
Guo Yu's beautiful eyes overflowed with colorful light, he got up and took two real cultural relics from the safe, and asked with a smile: "Mr. Dongge, if you can tell the origin and price of these two treasures, then I will hire you." You are the appraiser."
"That's great!" Zhang Dong smirked, picked up one of the cultural relics, looked at it pretendingly, and said, "This is a dressing box from the Tang Dynasty, what a treasure, it's a treasure, you really use it for interviews. It is very suitable and can test the true level of the opponent."
"How much is it worth?" Guo Yu asked excitedly.
Zhang Dong didn't answer, but fumbled around the bottom and sides of the dressing box, which confused the three of them, but soon they were dumbfounded, because one side of the dressing box popped open, revealing a rolled Yellow cloth.
Zhang Dong took out the yellow cloth, opened it, put his legs together in awe, and shouted with a naive smile: "The imperial decree has arrived, are you still kneeling down to accept the decree?"
The three of them couldn't sit still any longer, and surrounded them in a clatter.
This vanity box was a pawn of someone. They pawned 18 yuan. They agreed that it was worth about 50 yuan. , In this way, the value of this dressing box is far more than 50, and even if there are no treasures in it, the value can be soared by virtue of the mechanism.
The three of them received the imperial decree from Zhang Dong, carefully appraised it for a long time, and finally came to the conclusion that this is an imperial decree from Wu Zetian, which is extremely valuable, and they dare not say how much it can achieve.
Guo Yu walked up to Zhang Dong gracefully, and asked softly: "Mr. Dong Ge, how much do you think this imperial decree is worth?"
"5000 million! The empty vanity box is 1000 million, a total of 6000 million." Zhang Dong answered in a simple manner, then shrugged his nose and said, "Sister, you smell so fragrant. It reminds me of the orchids I smelled on the mountain."
Guo Yuqiao's face was flushed with a rouge-like blush, and he wondered to himself, could it be that this is a stupid person, but he has amazing knowledge of identifying cultural relics?Could it be that his master was a hermit like Zhuge Liang?
"Sister, two uncles, is my estimate correct?" Zhang Dong asked naively.
"No, you are great." The three said in unison.
Zhang Dong's expression became excited, and he began to appraise another cultural relic, which was an ancient painting. After admiring it for a while, he said, "This is a picture of a bamboo forest in Zhu Zhishan. It's worth about 5000 million."
The three of them didn't nod this time, but shook their heads slightly, because the value Zhang Dong said was wrong, and the painting was not well preserved, so it was greatly discounted, with a maximum value of 2000 million.
"Why, you think I'm wrong?" Zhang Dong asked unconvinced.
"Your valuation ability is still a bit lacking, but as long as you practice for a period of time, you can be competent." Guo Yu projected admiring eyes on Zhang Dong's face, and concluded that he was a genius. transport.
"Impossible. My master said that my level of identification of cultural relics is not as good as his, and I can only be regarded as the second in the world, but the level of valuation has surpassed him, and I am the first in the world." Zhang Dong became excited, waving his hands and said.
It wasn't until the interviews with all these people were completed, and one by one quit in frustration or excitement, that he got up and entered the meeting room for the interview under the signal of a big-armed security guard.
The meeting room is very luxurious, with carpets on the floor, several famous paintings on the walls, three interviewers sit behind a large mahogany table, and the one on the far right is a graceful old man named Liu Youyuan, 62 Although he doesn't have any academic qualifications, he is self-taught and has a deep research on porcelain, calligraphy and painting, woodware, and jewelry.
Sitting on the left is a handsome middle-aged man named Zhou Xin. He is only 41 years old this year. He graduated from the History Department of Chunmu University. Bufan is not only familiar with antiques but also some modern objects of great value. He is the most indispensable appraiser in the pawn shop of all things.
The one in the middle is a beautiful young girl, 1.7 meters tall, graceful and charming, with snowy skin, rosy cheeks, charming eyes, and exquisite facial features, forming a wonderful picture in the world.
She was wearing a leopard print suit, sitting gracefully on the sofa, letting her wavy long hair flow down her waist like a flowing waterfall, giving her a sense of nobility.
In fact, she is indeed a rare beauty in the world, ranking fifth on the list of beauties, and she is smart and smart. She is only 22 years old, but already has two doctorate titles. In just a few years, she became famous and ranked first in Yanjing's pawnshop industry. She is making a lot of money every day. At present, she is preparing to open a large jewelry store. Today, she is interviewing some professionals who come to apply for the job.
Although Zhang Dong has seen Guo Yu on the screen in his mind, and even admired the scene of her bathing countless times, but now when he faces a real person and smells a refreshing fragrance, his eyes are still straight and his heart is crazy. Jump, such a beauty is simply a masterpiece of heaven, it can make any man go crazy.
In Yanjing, a huge city with a population of more than [-] million, only Guo Yu is on the beauty list. It can be seen how difficult it is to meet a woman on the beauty list.
Zhang Dong sat down opposite the three of them, and said with a silly smile, "Hi sister, hello uncles, I come from an isolated mountain village. Although I have a lot of knowledge, I haven't been able to find a job. Today I'm here to show my skills. I hope I can be hired by you so that I can make a lot of money and then go home and marry a wife."
The three of them were stunned, how did Wang Xiaoqin check it out?Why did you let a rural child come in? Today is an interview with an appraiser!
Guo Yu was the first to wake up, and asked crisply: "What's your name? What degree?"
"My surname is Dong, and my name is Brother Dong. Because I have learned a lot with Master, people in the village like to call me Mr. Dong Ge. As for education, I have never formally attended school, but Master said that I have the level of a postdoctoral fellow." Zhang Dong continued to say with a silly smile.
"My surname is Dong? Is there such a surname? Is it Mr. Dong Ge, or Mr. Dong Guo? Never went to school? At the postdoctoral level?!" Guo Yu almost burst out laughing. I kept asking, "Who is your master?"
"My master is a Taoist priest who can draw talismans, catch ghosts, kung fu, medicine, and read and write. I admire it very much." Zhang Dong said seriously.
Liu Youyuan and Zhou Xin were already blushing from suppressed laughter, and secretly waved to Guo Yu, telling her not to ask, but to send this person on a walk quickly, so as not to waste time.
Guo Yu covered her mouth and snickered for a while, then said: "Well, you are a talent, we are very interested in you, but there are many interviewees, please go back first, we will contact you after we do some research."
"Sister, every time I interview each other, I always say this, but I never get a call, um, maybe it's because I don't have a phone." Zhang Dong said angrily, "But I have no money to buy steamed buns, you Can you give me a result soon? I want to go to work today."
"Well, we are recruiting an appraiser. You are unqualified, sorry, please go find a job elsewhere, well, here is a hundred yuan, you can use it to buy buns." Guo Yu was caught by Zhang Dong's face. The innocence blushed with shame, and took out a red banknote.
"I don't want your money, I'm just curious, why am I unqualified? Is the appraiser's requirements so high that even a postdoctoral fellow can't apply?" Zhang Dong sat motionless on the sofa with an expression of disbelief. "Actually, my level is even better than postdoctoral fellows. I know astronomy first, and geography second. If you don't believe me, you can test me."
"Okay, let me test you, what is this thing, how much do you judge its value?" Guo Yu had a headache, and pushed a bracelet that had been placed on the table over.
"This is a bracelet made of glass, it's worthless." Zhang Dong glanced at it and said with a silly smile.
The three of them were dumbfounded at the same time, because Zhang Dong was right. This is indeed a bracelet made of glass, but it looks like jade from the outside. None of the highly educated and experienced experts who came to interview today could tell It was a fake, but Zhang Dong saw it.
How can this be?
Did he guess or was there some other reason?
The three were puzzled and looked at each other. Zhou Xin pointed to a beautifully decorated porcelain bottle on the table and said, "Then what is this and how much is it worth?"
Zhang Dong grabbed it, broke it lightly with his hands, and the bottom part separated, and then said profusely with sweat, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I broke your things, I will pay, I will pay."
He took out a fifty-cent coin from his pocket and put it on the table reluctantly.
"Damn, he means this porcelain vase is only worth fifty cents!" Zhou Xin and Liu Youyuan blushed, because they bought this porcelain not long ago and spent more than 100 million yuan. It was a fake, but Zhang Dong saw it at a glance, which made the two experts feel ashamed.
The two experts looked at each other for a while, Liu Youyuan pushed a well-made watch, looked at Zhang Dong with burning eyes, and asked, "What is this? How much is it worth?"
"This is the fine bow watch from Bangzi Kingdom. It has been used for a while. It is not worth a thousand yuan." Zhang Dong continued to say with a silly smile.
"Damn, you can tell with just a glance, it's amazing." The two experts sighed in their hearts at the same time, and continued to ask more than 20 various items, and Zhang Dong casually revealed the history and price.
The two expert appraisers were completely shocked!Looking at Zhang Dong with admiration, he was speechless for a long time. You must know that these more than 20 items span many industries, and none of them can independently identify them with their own ability, let alone report the origin and origin of all the items. Correct valuation!
Guo Yu's beautiful eyes overflowed with colorful light, he got up and took two real cultural relics from the safe, and asked with a smile: "Mr. Dongge, if you can tell the origin and price of these two treasures, then I will hire you." You are the appraiser."
"That's great!" Zhang Dong smirked, picked up one of the cultural relics, looked at it pretendingly, and said, "This is a dressing box from the Tang Dynasty, what a treasure, it's a treasure, you really use it for interviews. It is very suitable and can test the true level of the opponent."
"How much is it worth?" Guo Yu asked excitedly.
Zhang Dong didn't answer, but fumbled around the bottom and sides of the dressing box, which confused the three of them, but soon they were dumbfounded, because one side of the dressing box popped open, revealing a rolled Yellow cloth.
Zhang Dong took out the yellow cloth, opened it, put his legs together in awe, and shouted with a naive smile: "The imperial decree has arrived, are you still kneeling down to accept the decree?"
The three of them couldn't sit still any longer, and surrounded them in a clatter.
This vanity box was a pawn of someone. They pawned 18 yuan. They agreed that it was worth about 50 yuan. , In this way, the value of this dressing box is far more than 50, and even if there are no treasures in it, the value can be soared by virtue of the mechanism.
The three of them received the imperial decree from Zhang Dong, carefully appraised it for a long time, and finally came to the conclusion that this is an imperial decree from Wu Zetian, which is extremely valuable, and they dare not say how much it can achieve.
Guo Yu walked up to Zhang Dong gracefully, and asked softly: "Mr. Dong Ge, how much do you think this imperial decree is worth?"
"5000 million! The empty vanity box is 1000 million, a total of 6000 million." Zhang Dong answered in a simple manner, then shrugged his nose and said, "Sister, you smell so fragrant. It reminds me of the orchids I smelled on the mountain."
Guo Yuqiao's face was flushed with a rouge-like blush, and he wondered to himself, could it be that this is a stupid person, but he has amazing knowledge of identifying cultural relics?Could it be that his master was a hermit like Zhuge Liang?
"Sister, two uncles, is my estimate correct?" Zhang Dong asked naively.
"No, you are great." The three said in unison.
Zhang Dong's expression became excited, and he began to appraise another cultural relic, which was an ancient painting. After admiring it for a while, he said, "This is a picture of a bamboo forest in Zhu Zhishan. It's worth about 5000 million."
The three of them didn't nod this time, but shook their heads slightly, because the value Zhang Dong said was wrong, and the painting was not well preserved, so it was greatly discounted, with a maximum value of 2000 million.
"Why, you think I'm wrong?" Zhang Dong asked unconvinced.
"Your valuation ability is still a bit lacking, but as long as you practice for a period of time, you can be competent." Guo Yu projected admiring eyes on Zhang Dong's face, and concluded that he was a genius. transport.
"Impossible. My master said that my level of identification of cultural relics is not as good as his, and I can only be regarded as the second in the world, but the level of valuation has surpassed him, and I am the first in the world." Zhang Dong became excited, waving his hands and said.
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