The Great Master of Picking Up Girls
Chapter 0370 You are a male fox who has practiced for years
Zhang Dong waited quietly for a long time before Cai Wenji's sweet voice came out from behind the curtain: "Young Master Zhang, the two gifts you gave me are too expensive, I can't accept them, I will send the maid to your room later. "
Zhang Dong smiled slightly and said: "Miss Cai, those two gifts are not expensive, they are worth only one penny with us. In fact, they are made of sand. As long as you master the method, you can make them in an endless stream. And this This kind of item is not durable, once dropped on the ground, it will break. In addition, this kind of item is not very useful, it is convenient for dressing up and dressing up, suitable for women. I am really ashamed to give such a worthless gift. If you If you want to return it to me, then I really feel ashamed."
"Mr. Zhang, if such a gift is not precious, then what kind of gift is precious? Do you think it is gold, silver and jewelry?" Cai Wenji was unmoved, and calmly retorted.
"Precious gifts cannot be measured by money, but the so-called gift of a goose feather is light and affectionate. Miss Cai, don't refuse." Zhang Dong said with a smile.
"Sending goose feathers from thousands of miles away, is gift light and affection important?" Cai Wenji's beautiful eyes flashed, and she said with a light smile: "Mr. Zhang, rare things are the most precious. The gift you gave is not big, no matter how cheap it is in your place, but Once here, it is a precious treasure, and I really can't accept it."
The purpose of Zhang Dong’s gift of two mirrors is to have a good time with the beautiful woman. Now that the purpose has been achieved, he naturally doesn’t care at all. He pondered slightly: “I brought a ship of such mirrors from overseas this time, and there are about tens of thousands of them. I am not a businessman, but I know that there is no such item in Dahan, so I bring it to give away. If I don’t make too many friends, I will sell it at our original price, which is one penny and one piece.”
Cai Wenji was stunned for a long time, and said, "Master Zhang, I really can't believe you have so many treasures like this!"
"I know you can't believe it, I still have some mirrors with me, you can come and prove it." Zhang Dong quietly took out a cardboard box full of mirrors from the transport box, put it on the ground, and said with a smile.
"Xiaomei, go and have a look." Cai Wenji's voice sounded, and then, the curtain parted, and the maid Xiaomei walked over with a faint fragrance.
Xiaomei is 17 years old this year, and she is the most beautiful young woman. With a tall figure of 1.6 meters [-], plump breasts, skin like snow, face like a flower, and two braids that are long and black, she is indeed a rare beauty in ancient times. Any man's eyes lit up.
The maid is so beautiful, how can Cai Wenji be so beautiful?
Xiaomei first glanced at Zhang Dong curiously, then set her eyes on the cardboard box on the ground, carefully took out a few mirrors to look at, and said pleasantly: "Miss, Mr. Zhang is not lying, he does have a lot of pieces here." The mirror is beautiful and clear, and I want one."
"Here." Zhang Dong took out a piece and stuffed it into Xiaomei's hand.
"Thank you, thank you, Mr. Zhang, I'd better pay for it." Xiaomei took out a penny, put it in Zhang Dong's hand, happily went there, and handed the mirror to Cai Wenji.
Cai Wenji took a closer look, and the curiosity in her heart became more and more intense. Where did this young man come from overseas?How can there be so many exquisite mirrors?Can't help but ask: "Young Master Zhang, can you tell me about overseas affairs?"
"Where we are..." Zhang Dong began to describe.
Cai Wenji and the maid Xiaomei were dumbfounded. He was talking about heaven, how could such a place exist in reality?
"Miss Cai, if given the chance, would you like to live in such a place?" Zhang Dong asked with a smile.
A glamorous rainbow appeared on Cai Wenji's face, and she said in a sleepy tone: "Your place is so beautiful, it's unbelievable. If there is such a place, no one would want to go."
Immediately she changed the subject and said, "But this is my hometown, and I look forward to the day when we will be just as prosperous here, and the people's lives will be as good. This requires everyone to strive for it, not escape."
Zhang Dong secretly sighed, Cai Wenji is indeed not an ordinary woman, she has great ambitions, and has the world in mind, it is really not an easy task to abduct such a beautiful woman back to modern times, but no matter how difficult it is, this matter must be done .
"Mr. Zhang, can you tell me how you got there? I think this kind of experience is very valuable, but for the sake of the common people, please give me your advice." Cai Wenji said.
Zhang Dong felt his head hurt a bit, and said: "Wen Ji, I am also an ordinary person, and my grandfather also immigrated from the Han Dynasty, so I don't know how to do that, but I have heard that it is also an experience. After thousands of years of war and chaos, we have achieved what we are today. Well, society is constantly advancing, advancing step by step, summing up experience slowly, and making technological and ideological progress..."
"What is technology?" Cai Wenji asked curiously.
"Science and technology are science and technology. For example, an ordinary person who is engaged in production for the first time will get a lower yield than those old farmers, because the old farmers have rich planting experience, and this rich experience can be said to be a part of science and technology. , as long as the technology is more and more developed, the yield per mu will be higher and higher, so high that you can't believe it." Zhang Dong said.
"I understand that when the technology reaches a certain stage, it will be able to produce a large amount of food, cloth or other things. Everyone has food to eat and everyone has clothes to wear. Therefore, wars have little meaning and gradually decrease." Cai Wenji said.
"Miss Cai, you are so smart." Zhang Dong said with admiration.
"Mr. Zhang, you're flattered." Cai Wenji said modestly, "Since you can produce such an exquisite mirror, it is obvious that the technology has reached a certain level. How much food can you produce per mu of land?"
"Probably more than [-] times that of yours." Zhang Dong hesitated slightly, and said a rough figure, not daring to name chicken drumsticks, because Cai Wenji probably wouldn't be able to accept it.
Cai Wenji's face was full of shock, and she asked, "Master Zhang, do you know how to farm?"
"I'm a scholar, so I don't know how to farm, but in fact, there are very few people farming in our place, because of the advanced technology, one person can plant many acres of land." Zhang Dong said.
Cai Wenji was shocked again, pondered for a long time, and said, "Mr. Zhang, I want to go to the overseas you mentioned. Is it possible?"
"Of course." Zhang Dong secretly rejoiced, "I will travel in Dahan for ten years, and I will return after ten years. I will definitely bring you with me then."
"Thank you in advance, little sister." Cai Wenji said.
"Wen Ji, you're too polite. It's my honor for you to come to our place." Zhang Dong took the opportunity to change the address and shorten the distance between the two parties.
Cai Wenji felt that Zhang Dong seemed to have misunderstood, and also felt that her words seemed to have overtones, her pretty face blushed for no reason, and she wanted to distinguish a few words, but she didn't know how to distinguish, so she changed the subject and asked: "Young master Zhang, I heard you said yesterday that you want to change I don’t know why you have such an idea about the fate of a few people? Who are those people, my little girl is really curious.”
Zhang Dong said vaguely: "Wen Ji, let me tell you a story. This is a beautiful story about a fox and a scholar..."
After listening to Zhang Dong's eloquence, Cai Wenji thought for a long time before asking softly, "Master Zhang, is this true?"
"Maybe it's true, maybe it's not." Zhang Dong said, "There's a beautiful song about this story, and I'll play the piano and sing it to you."
He is tone deaf, but it is really rare that he wants to sing. However, since the memory of a hacker was transplanted that time, this situation has changed, because the hacker is versatile and is a master of karaoke. Therefore, Zhang Dong can't sing out of tune now.
"It's my honor." Cai Wenji said happily.Yesterday she heard Zhang Dong comment that she didn't fully express her artistic conception in playing high mountains and flowing water, so she guessed that he is a master at playing the piano.
Zhang Dong got up and sat down in front of the piano stand, and lifted the curtain that covered the dust, and the world-famous Jiaowei Qin was revealed in front of him.
He tried the timbre first, and it was really wonderful, no less than the Tianyin guqin. In fact, there are two pianos in the piano room, one is the Jiaoweiqin, and the other is the Tianyin in front of Cai Wenji. Dong took out Tianyin from his transport box, and Cai Wenji would definitely be surprised from ear to ear.
However, if the same item in different time and space meets, according to the monitor, one of them will turn into an illusion and disappear without a trace.
Therefore, Zhang Dong would not dare to take out the Tianyin Guqin here no matter what.
He collected his mind and began to play clankly. The beautiful piano sound sounded like weeping, and he also let go of his singing voice and began to sing.
I am a fox who has cultivated his mind for thousands of years
A thousand years of practice, a thousand years of loneliness
Can someone hear me cry in the dead of night
Can someone see me dancing in the dim light
I am a fox waiting for a thousand years
A thousand years of waiting for a thousand years of loneliness
Who in the rolling red dust has planted love again
Who in the vast crowd drank the poison of love again
When I loved you, you were struggling to read
When I left you, you were on the gold medal list, the bridal chamber candle
Can I do another dance for you
I am the white fox you released thousands of years ago
Look at the fluttering jacket
Eachother has turned into nothingness
Can I do another dance for you
Just for the review when you parted
Look at the fluttering jacket
Forever and ever, it turns into nothingness...
After the performance, the singing fell silent. Cai Wenji was moved and choked up, tears streaming down like broken beads.
After a long time, the sad voice stopped.
Cai Wenji wiped away the tears from her pretty face with a handkerchief, and said with admiration: "Mr. Zhang, you are indeed a rare musician in the world. This piece of piano music, this singing voice, this sad story, and this superb piano skill, It's really wonderful, my little sister is willing to bow down, please give me your advice in the future."
"Wen Ji, you are too much." Zhang Dong said modestly.
"Master Zhang, are you a male fox who has practiced for thousands of years? Come to the big man to change the fate of a few people. These people are all kind to you, aren't they?" Cai Wenji asked in shock.
"——" Zhang Dong was dumbfounded on the spot. He was just vaguely saying that he came from thousands of years later. Baihu, who has practiced for thousands of years, watched helplessly that the scholar married another woman, but it actually caused the misunderstanding of Cai Wenji, who was ice-snow and smart.
Zhang Dong smiled slightly and said: "Miss Cai, those two gifts are not expensive, they are worth only one penny with us. In fact, they are made of sand. As long as you master the method, you can make them in an endless stream. And this This kind of item is not durable, once dropped on the ground, it will break. In addition, this kind of item is not very useful, it is convenient for dressing up and dressing up, suitable for women. I am really ashamed to give such a worthless gift. If you If you want to return it to me, then I really feel ashamed."
"Mr. Zhang, if such a gift is not precious, then what kind of gift is precious? Do you think it is gold, silver and jewelry?" Cai Wenji was unmoved, and calmly retorted.
"Precious gifts cannot be measured by money, but the so-called gift of a goose feather is light and affectionate. Miss Cai, don't refuse." Zhang Dong said with a smile.
"Sending goose feathers from thousands of miles away, is gift light and affection important?" Cai Wenji's beautiful eyes flashed, and she said with a light smile: "Mr. Zhang, rare things are the most precious. The gift you gave is not big, no matter how cheap it is in your place, but Once here, it is a precious treasure, and I really can't accept it."
The purpose of Zhang Dong’s gift of two mirrors is to have a good time with the beautiful woman. Now that the purpose has been achieved, he naturally doesn’t care at all. He pondered slightly: “I brought a ship of such mirrors from overseas this time, and there are about tens of thousands of them. I am not a businessman, but I know that there is no such item in Dahan, so I bring it to give away. If I don’t make too many friends, I will sell it at our original price, which is one penny and one piece.”
Cai Wenji was stunned for a long time, and said, "Master Zhang, I really can't believe you have so many treasures like this!"
"I know you can't believe it, I still have some mirrors with me, you can come and prove it." Zhang Dong quietly took out a cardboard box full of mirrors from the transport box, put it on the ground, and said with a smile.
"Xiaomei, go and have a look." Cai Wenji's voice sounded, and then, the curtain parted, and the maid Xiaomei walked over with a faint fragrance.
Xiaomei is 17 years old this year, and she is the most beautiful young woman. With a tall figure of 1.6 meters [-], plump breasts, skin like snow, face like a flower, and two braids that are long and black, she is indeed a rare beauty in ancient times. Any man's eyes lit up.
The maid is so beautiful, how can Cai Wenji be so beautiful?
Xiaomei first glanced at Zhang Dong curiously, then set her eyes on the cardboard box on the ground, carefully took out a few mirrors to look at, and said pleasantly: "Miss, Mr. Zhang is not lying, he does have a lot of pieces here." The mirror is beautiful and clear, and I want one."
"Here." Zhang Dong took out a piece and stuffed it into Xiaomei's hand.
"Thank you, thank you, Mr. Zhang, I'd better pay for it." Xiaomei took out a penny, put it in Zhang Dong's hand, happily went there, and handed the mirror to Cai Wenji.
Cai Wenji took a closer look, and the curiosity in her heart became more and more intense. Where did this young man come from overseas?How can there be so many exquisite mirrors?Can't help but ask: "Young Master Zhang, can you tell me about overseas affairs?"
"Where we are..." Zhang Dong began to describe.
Cai Wenji and the maid Xiaomei were dumbfounded. He was talking about heaven, how could such a place exist in reality?
"Miss Cai, if given the chance, would you like to live in such a place?" Zhang Dong asked with a smile.
A glamorous rainbow appeared on Cai Wenji's face, and she said in a sleepy tone: "Your place is so beautiful, it's unbelievable. If there is such a place, no one would want to go."
Immediately she changed the subject and said, "But this is my hometown, and I look forward to the day when we will be just as prosperous here, and the people's lives will be as good. This requires everyone to strive for it, not escape."
Zhang Dong secretly sighed, Cai Wenji is indeed not an ordinary woman, she has great ambitions, and has the world in mind, it is really not an easy task to abduct such a beautiful woman back to modern times, but no matter how difficult it is, this matter must be done .
"Mr. Zhang, can you tell me how you got there? I think this kind of experience is very valuable, but for the sake of the common people, please give me your advice." Cai Wenji said.
Zhang Dong felt his head hurt a bit, and said: "Wen Ji, I am also an ordinary person, and my grandfather also immigrated from the Han Dynasty, so I don't know how to do that, but I have heard that it is also an experience. After thousands of years of war and chaos, we have achieved what we are today. Well, society is constantly advancing, advancing step by step, summing up experience slowly, and making technological and ideological progress..."
"What is technology?" Cai Wenji asked curiously.
"Science and technology are science and technology. For example, an ordinary person who is engaged in production for the first time will get a lower yield than those old farmers, because the old farmers have rich planting experience, and this rich experience can be said to be a part of science and technology. , as long as the technology is more and more developed, the yield per mu will be higher and higher, so high that you can't believe it." Zhang Dong said.
"I understand that when the technology reaches a certain stage, it will be able to produce a large amount of food, cloth or other things. Everyone has food to eat and everyone has clothes to wear. Therefore, wars have little meaning and gradually decrease." Cai Wenji said.
"Miss Cai, you are so smart." Zhang Dong said with admiration.
"Mr. Zhang, you're flattered." Cai Wenji said modestly, "Since you can produce such an exquisite mirror, it is obvious that the technology has reached a certain level. How much food can you produce per mu of land?"
"Probably more than [-] times that of yours." Zhang Dong hesitated slightly, and said a rough figure, not daring to name chicken drumsticks, because Cai Wenji probably wouldn't be able to accept it.
Cai Wenji's face was full of shock, and she asked, "Master Zhang, do you know how to farm?"
"I'm a scholar, so I don't know how to farm, but in fact, there are very few people farming in our place, because of the advanced technology, one person can plant many acres of land." Zhang Dong said.
Cai Wenji was shocked again, pondered for a long time, and said, "Mr. Zhang, I want to go to the overseas you mentioned. Is it possible?"
"Of course." Zhang Dong secretly rejoiced, "I will travel in Dahan for ten years, and I will return after ten years. I will definitely bring you with me then."
"Thank you in advance, little sister." Cai Wenji said.
"Wen Ji, you're too polite. It's my honor for you to come to our place." Zhang Dong took the opportunity to change the address and shorten the distance between the two parties.
Cai Wenji felt that Zhang Dong seemed to have misunderstood, and also felt that her words seemed to have overtones, her pretty face blushed for no reason, and she wanted to distinguish a few words, but she didn't know how to distinguish, so she changed the subject and asked: "Young master Zhang, I heard you said yesterday that you want to change I don’t know why you have such an idea about the fate of a few people? Who are those people, my little girl is really curious.”
Zhang Dong said vaguely: "Wen Ji, let me tell you a story. This is a beautiful story about a fox and a scholar..."
After listening to Zhang Dong's eloquence, Cai Wenji thought for a long time before asking softly, "Master Zhang, is this true?"
"Maybe it's true, maybe it's not." Zhang Dong said, "There's a beautiful song about this story, and I'll play the piano and sing it to you."
He is tone deaf, but it is really rare that he wants to sing. However, since the memory of a hacker was transplanted that time, this situation has changed, because the hacker is versatile and is a master of karaoke. Therefore, Zhang Dong can't sing out of tune now.
"It's my honor." Cai Wenji said happily.Yesterday she heard Zhang Dong comment that she didn't fully express her artistic conception in playing high mountains and flowing water, so she guessed that he is a master at playing the piano.
Zhang Dong got up and sat down in front of the piano stand, and lifted the curtain that covered the dust, and the world-famous Jiaowei Qin was revealed in front of him.
He tried the timbre first, and it was really wonderful, no less than the Tianyin guqin. In fact, there are two pianos in the piano room, one is the Jiaoweiqin, and the other is the Tianyin in front of Cai Wenji. Dong took out Tianyin from his transport box, and Cai Wenji would definitely be surprised from ear to ear.
However, if the same item in different time and space meets, according to the monitor, one of them will turn into an illusion and disappear without a trace.
Therefore, Zhang Dong would not dare to take out the Tianyin Guqin here no matter what.
He collected his mind and began to play clankly. The beautiful piano sound sounded like weeping, and he also let go of his singing voice and began to sing.
I am a fox who has cultivated his mind for thousands of years
A thousand years of practice, a thousand years of loneliness
Can someone hear me cry in the dead of night
Can someone see me dancing in the dim light
I am a fox waiting for a thousand years
A thousand years of waiting for a thousand years of loneliness
Who in the rolling red dust has planted love again
Who in the vast crowd drank the poison of love again
When I loved you, you were struggling to read
When I left you, you were on the gold medal list, the bridal chamber candle
Can I do another dance for you
I am the white fox you released thousands of years ago
Look at the fluttering jacket
Eachother has turned into nothingness
Can I do another dance for you
Just for the review when you parted
Look at the fluttering jacket
Forever and ever, it turns into nothingness...
After the performance, the singing fell silent. Cai Wenji was moved and choked up, tears streaming down like broken beads.
After a long time, the sad voice stopped.
Cai Wenji wiped away the tears from her pretty face with a handkerchief, and said with admiration: "Mr. Zhang, you are indeed a rare musician in the world. This piece of piano music, this singing voice, this sad story, and this superb piano skill, It's really wonderful, my little sister is willing to bow down, please give me your advice in the future."
"Wen Ji, you are too much." Zhang Dong said modestly.
"Master Zhang, are you a male fox who has practiced for thousands of years? Come to the big man to change the fate of a few people. These people are all kind to you, aren't they?" Cai Wenji asked in shock.
"——" Zhang Dong was dumbfounded on the spot. He was just vaguely saying that he came from thousands of years later. Baihu, who has practiced for thousands of years, watched helplessly that the scholar married another woman, but it actually caused the misunderstanding of Cai Wenji, who was ice-snow and smart.
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