The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

Its daybreak.

A glowing red fireball floated out from the distant sky, emitting a golden light that seemed to cover the entire earth.

"Miss, get up."

Xiaomei, who was dressed up very enchantingly, pushed open the door of Cai Wenji's room and shouted crisply, but when she saw Cai Wenji sleeping soundly in Zhang Dong's arms, her face was full of smiles and satisfaction, as if she was dreaming sweet dreams , she was stunned on the spot, unable to believe her eyes.

Zhang Dong made a silent gesture to Xiaomei.

Xiaomei quickly covered her small mouth, with an ambiguous and joyful look on her pretty face, secretly thinking that the young lady is already Mr. Zhang's man, but in fact, she has been kissed by him a long time ago, and she has fallen in love with him a long time ago. ...

Zhang Dong gently put Cai Wenji, who was still in deep sleep, on the head of the bed and was about to cover her with the quilt, but Cai Wenji put her arms around Zhang Dong's neck, as if coquettishly refusing to let go, but she seemed to be still asleep.

The desire and fire in Zhang Dong's heart were ignited with a bang, and he looked at her delicate and fragrant cherry mouth with longing eyes, and kissed her slowly.

When the distance was only one inch, Cai Wenji suddenly opened her beautiful eyes, and she saw Zhang Dong's big face right in front of her eyes, and she exclaimed: "Ah..."

There was deep panic in the voice, for Cai Wenji, hugging Zhang Dong was already her limit, and kissing was absolutely not allowed, unless it was the night of the big wedding.

Zhang Dong couldn't bear to part with the abrupt beauty, so he immediately stopped and said, "Xiaomei, come and help the lady get up."

"Yes." Xiaomei walked over gracefully.

"Young Master Zhang, you go out first." Only then did Cai Wenji realize that it was dawn, and only then did she realize that Xiaomei was also in the room. But there was no sense of blame at all, instead it seemed affectionate and endlessly in love, which almost didn't draw out Zhang Dong's soul.

Zhang Dong was intoxicated, looking forward to getting married with Cai Wenji very much, he reluctantly went out, and after washing up under the service of two Japanese beauties, he took all the beauties out of Fengyuefang, and walked out of the tent in good spirits.

It is unbelievable that Liu Kui and Miao Ruhu are still declaring the scriptures to five intelligent people. Obviously, they have not slept all night. As far as the five frail scholars were concerned, it would be fatal. Although the spirit was still very excited, none of them could open their eyelids.

Zhang Dong said angrily, "Okay, that's it."

Liu Kui and Miao Ruhu stopped quickly, they couldn't hold on any longer, these five people were too awesome, the problem was one after another, like a cannonball, they didn't stop for a moment, their mouths were frothing.

The faces of the five people still had something to say, especially Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong, who were extremely regretful. They all cast their scorching gazes on the book in Liu Kui's hand, wishing to grab it.

After breakfast, Zhang Dong smiled and said to Mr. Pound: "I have something to ask for your help."

"You are all like a fairy, what can I, a mortal, do for you?" Duke Pound asked in surprise.

"I'm also a mortal, so what kind of god is it?" Zhang Dong said, "That's right, I've taken a fancy to Cai Zhonglang's daughter, Cai Wenji, and I want you to be my matchmaker."

Wearing that pair of sunglasses, Cai Wenji, who was listening, had a thick red cloud on her face, her heart was beating wildly, but her eyes were full of joy, Xiaomei also jumped up with joy, her beautiful eyes were watery , looked at Zhang Dong affectionately, wishing to fall into his arms now, and let him do whatever he wanted.

"Didn't Cai Zhonglang be executed in prison?" Duke Pound asked curiously.

From what he said, it was very difficult for him. After all, this was what happened the day before yesterday, and this place is far away from Chang'an.

In fact, although Duke Pang De is a hermit, he has established a mysterious organization that spreads all over the territory of Dahan. He can use flying pigeons to pass letters, and he can continuously obtain the latest news from the world.

Zhang Dong naturally knew the details of Mr. Pang De, so he didn't point out, and said with a smile: "There is something mysterious about this matter, you will find out when you go to the Cai Mansion with me."

Mr. Pang De rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Mr. Zhang, it is my honor to be your matchmaker. But, can you teach me some technology? I think, as long as it doesn't exceed the current level of technology of our big men too much, then It won't do any harm."

After one night of science popularization, he has learned a lot of knowledge that he was puzzled in the past, and he has become smarter and can see farther. Raising this question is really the result of his deliberation.

Zhang Dong felt bitter, how could he dare to teach them any technology or technique?Wouldn't that affect history?But if you don't teach, this old guy may not be willing to be his matchmaker.

After thinking about it for a while, his eyes lit up, a bright smile appeared on his face, and he said, "Okay, I'll teach you wooden cows, horses and crossbows."

These things are indeed beyond the technology of the Three Kingdoms period, but they were invented by Zhuge Liang. Now Zhuge Liang is only 12 years old, no matter how smart he is, it is impossible to have invented these things.

"Wood cows and horses? Liannu?" The eyes of the five intelligent figures shot out scorching light, and they were extremely excited.

Liu Kui, Miao Ruhu, Zheng Yanzi, Jiang Yueyue and the others covered their mouths and snickered. Brother Dong is really awesome, he really has a way of fooling people.

"Mr. Pang De, to put it bluntly, you are not as smart as Zhuge Liang, and it is difficult to understand what I taught, so I can only teach it to Zhuge Liang. Do you have any objections?" Zhang Dong said seriously.He is afraid of affecting history and dare not teach it to people other than Zhuge Liang.

Zhuge Liang was a little embarrassed, but there was a look of expectation on his face.

"Zhuge Liang is my student. He is indeed smarter than me. It is best for you to pass it on to him." Mr. Pang De was not angry at all.

"Then avoid it for a while." Zhang Dong said with a smile.

The four of them looked at Zhuge Liang enviously, and stepped aside as promised.

Zhang Dong took out the pen and paper from the transport box and asked the monitor to find out the information of these three items. After a short look, he understood the principle. The drawing is a bit vague, and of course some instructions are written.

Zhuge Liang's eyes became brighter and brighter, and finally he knelt down with a plop, choked up and said, "Thank you for your teaching, my disciple Yongming."

Zhang Dong felt ashamed, he quickly lifted him up and comforted him.

"Teacher, can I keep this drawing?" Zhuge Liang looked at the magnificent drawing and the unparalleled font with admiring eyes, and asked expectantly.

He was clear in his heart that these blueprints were peerless treasures, not only the techniques contained in them, but also Zhang Dong's peerless paintings and calligraphy. It was only at this time that he realized how talented Zhang Dong was. Compared with him, I really pale in comparison.

"There are no such blueprints left in history." Zhang Dong murmured in his heart, shook his head at Zhuge Liang, took out a plastic lighter from the transport box, and when he pressed it, flames burst out. ignite.

Zhuge Liang's eyes were full of pity.

And the faces of the four people watching from the side were full of shock, their eyes were like wolves, and they were staring at the lighter in Zhang Dong's hands. Such a baby who can make a fire, let alone seen it, has never heard of it. ah.

After a few breaths, the three blueprints were reduced to ashes.

Four people gathered around, Mr. Pound drooled and said, "Mr. Zhang, can you give me this ignition thing?"

Zhang Dong looked at Mr. Pang De like a monster, and thought to himself, is he really a hermit who has no desires or desires?No matter how I see him, he is one of those bad guys who touch porcelain in modern society.

"Here for you." Zhang Dong threw the lighter to him.

A plastic lighter is worthless at all, and this lighter will not change history. It is estimated that the old man broke down after playing for a few days, or ran out of gas.

Lord Pang De was overjoyed. He pressed it like Zhang Dong, and the lighter ignited. He studied it leisurely, his eyes were full of burning heat and fascination. You can see the leopard in the tube, and you can know the autumn when the leaves fall. From this lighter It can be seen how prosperous and wealthy overseas should be, and how advanced the level of technology should be?

"Old man, if you don't let go, the lighter is going to break." Liu Kui couldn't bear to watch, and reminded, "You think it's a torch."

Lord Pang quickly let go, and gave Liu Kui a grateful look. If this baby was broken by him, he would really hit the wall.

Liu Kui laughed strangely, this old man is really interesting, so he took out a pack of Dazhonghua and a more sophisticated lighter from his pocket, took out a few cigarettes, and distributed them to Zhang Dongmiao Ruhu and himself, and then he used the lighter to give Everyone lit the fire, and the three of them took a good puff and exhaled a smoke ring.

Mr. Pang De's jaw was about to drop, and he also understood the purpose of the lighter. It turned out to be used to light cigarettes!

He awkwardly walked up to Liu Kui and asked curiously, "How does it taste?"

"You'll know if you try it yourself." Liu Kui gave him a cigarette and wanted to light it for him, but Mr. Pang De didn't appreciate it and insisted on lighting it with his own lighter. veteran.

He took a puff expectantly, then bent over and coughed until tears came out, but he still squeezed the cigarette tightly in his hand like a baby.

Everyone laughed loudly. This person who has never smoked before smoked for the first time, that would be a real pain.

Zhang Dong didn't stay here for long, and quickly packed up his things. All the women hid in the tents and entered Fengyuefang. Then Zhang Dong, Liu Kui and Miao Ruhu put away the tent, took Mr. Pang De to the back of the eagle, and flew away with the eagle. .

"They are definitely gods, otherwise those fairies would not disappear out of thin air." Xu Shu said eagerly, "Pang Degong was taken away by the gods, I am really envious."

Zhuge Liang and Pangtong Sima Hui also stared blankly at the direction in which the eagle flew away, unable to speak for a long time.