The Great Master of Picking Up Girls
Chapter 0422 Huang Gai was teased silly
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As early as when Zhang Dong brought three pheasants from the willow forest and started wrapping them in mud by the lake, everyone noticed him. While eating, they watched him move like a monster. Dong saw it as a neuropathy. What is it if a pheasant that does not pluck its hair is wrapped in mud?
Later, they saw that he started looking for firewood and fell in love with the dead willow tree. This was understandable and human, but when he tried to pull out the willow tree that was as thick as his waist, they couldn't help it anymore. , couldn't help laughing wildly.
Zhang Dong didn't appreciate the laughter of the big men at all, but the laughter of Da Qiao and the maid Xiao Jiu was like sweet music, like silver bells vibrating in the air, his heart was really shaken, so it wasn't like that. He anxiously pulled out the willow tree, first hugged the willow tree and shook it, pushed it, then let go, moved his hands and feet for a while, then gave Huang Gai the most ferocious smile a hard look, hugged the tree trunk, and slowly use force.
"Crash..."
The willow tree was pulled out slowly by Zhang Dong, the soil flew up, and the roots gradually rose up.
Sun Ce and the three subordinates seemed to be strangled by a ghost, their laughter stopped abruptly, their faces were full of disbelief, and their eyes were full of shock.
Such a big willow tree, even Sun Ce, who is as powerful as an ox, is not sure that he can pull it out. , neither blushing nor out of breath, how is this possible?
Da Qiao and the maid Xiao Jiu also suddenly stopped laughing like silver bells, their faces were full of shock, and they didn't come back to their senses for a long time.
Zhang Dong ignored them, carried the willow tree, came to the lake, and started a fire with the dead branches of the willow tree to make beggar chicken. Although he is not a chef, he let the monitor appear on the virtual screen in his mind Showing a surveillance video of a top chef cooking Beggar Chicken is an exact imitation.
Sun Ce finally came to his senses, and winked at the three subordinates, the three of them understood, walked quickly to the tree pit, observed carefully, and found that the soil was very fresh, and the place where the root system was broken was also very fresh , and then walked to the willow tree thrown by Zhang Dong by the lake. After looking at it for a long time, the three of them showed astonishment on their faces. After walking back, they said to Sun Ce: "Report to the lord, he did not cheat. Seems like he's a real genius."
Sun Ce's eyes showed a scorching brilliance, and Da Qiao looked surprised and said, "Miss, you seem to be a groom. I don't know where he came from?"
Da Qiao talked about Zhang Dong's background, and finally said: "I think that although he used to be a young master, he was a bit stupid and ignorant of the world, but he didn't know that he was born with supernatural powers. However, I think he is more than Ordinary people are more powerful, after all, it is a dead willow tree, and it has been dead for many years, so it shouldn't be too difficult to pull it out."
Sun Ce nodded, continued to observe Zhang Dong suspiciously for a while, and then said to Huang Gai, "Go and test his strength, and be careful not to hurt him."
Huang Gai is really a fierce general. His current force value is 1563 points, which is only one level lower than Sun Ce. It is really a good candidate for him to try Zhang Dong.
"Yes, my lord." Huang Gai agreed, and walked over slowly.
At this time, Zhang Dong has basically roasted the beggar chicken, and is burying the beggar chicken with hot ashes. After a while, it will be ready to eat. He is also looking forward to the beggar chicken he made. After all, I learned from a top chef in the Northern Song Dynasty, and even Stefanie Zheng's ingredients were strictly based on the top chef's secret recipe.
Huang Gai came up behind Zhang Dong without making a sound, and pressed his right hand on Zhang Dong's shoulder, intending to push Zhang Dong who was squatting on the ground, and adopted the most direct method.
But at this moment, Zhang Dong actually tilted to the side, sleeping on his side on the ground, looking leisurely and contented, but Huang Gai was unlucky, he was pushed to the ground, unable to stabilize his body, and staggered. Throwing down, his right hand hastily propped himself up on the ground, but he was caught in the black ash, and the black ash splashed all of a sudden, making his head and face covered in black ash, like a black bread man.
"Giggle..."
When Da Qiao and Xiao Jiu saw such a result, Hua Zhi laughed tremblingly.
Sun Ce, Han Dang, and Song Lian's eyes were full of brilliance, Zhang Dong's evasion was really wonderful, it was not too early, not too late, just when Huang Gai's right hand was about to touch his shoulder and spit out strength, but this time Is it a coincidence?If not, then this person is really a master, how could a master be willing to be a groom?What is his purpose?
They continued to stare at Zhang Dong without blinking.
Zhang Dong seemed to have noticed Huang Gai's malicious attack, jumped up from the ground suddenly, looked at Huang Gai and shouted: "What are you doing? You want to steal my beggar chicken?"
Huang Gai blushed like a fire, pretended to be angry from embarrassment, and shouted: "Zhi Niang, who are you?"
Without waiting for Zhang Dong's answer, he punched Zhang Dong hard in the chest and continued to test.
Zhang Dong took a step back in a panic, raised his right hand, and unexpectedly, the blind cat encountered a dead mouse, grabbed Huang Gai's fist, and continued to stagger backwards. Then he couldn't stand firmly, and he fell on his back to the ground. Huang Gai Unable to bear the force, it flew up like a cloud and fog, and fell into the lake with a plop.
"Giggle..."
Da Qiao and Xiao Jiu were dumbfounded and dumbfounded, and then they laughed happily. The beautiful laughter lingered in the air for a long time, almost failing to capture Zhang Dong's soul.
Sun Ce, Han Dang and Song Lian were also surprised from ear to ear, such a result is really incredible.
Huang Gai was proficient in water skills, so he wouldn't drown if he fell into the lake, but he was so ashamed that he wished he could just drown in the lake. He tried twice, the first time he let himself eat a nose, and the second time he simply drowned. Falling into the lake, is there such a bully?
He took a good bath in the lake, washed off the dust on his face, and climbed ashore angrily. Before he could stand still, Zhang Dong lowered his head, like a mad cow bumping into him, with a look like Huang Gai. Desperate posture.
Huang Gai was astonished, and had no time to dodge to the side, but unfortunately, although he dodged away, Zhang Dong's right hand danced wildly and grabbed his belt, and then Huang Gai felt a monstrous force passing through him. Come on, fly backwards like a cloud and ride the fog again, and fall into the lake.
Zhang Dong stumbled to the edge of the lake, then stopped, looked at Huang Gai who was thrashing about in the lake, and said, "Zhi Niang, you are still far from fighting me."
Huang Gai was so angry that he almost vomited blood, but Sun Ce, Han Dang and Song Lian looked at each other again, still unable to judge whether Zhang Dong was a master, but they preliminarily judged that Zhang Dong really possessed natural supernatural powers, otherwise, Huang Gai would never have suffered three times in a row.
Da Qiao and Xiao Jiu were amused again, and they were really trembling, laughing coquettishly.
Huang Gai and Zhang Dong looked at each other fiercely for a while, then went ashore from another place, blushed and returned to Sun Ce, and said, "My lord, this person probably doesn't know martial arts, and he hasn't practiced internal martial arts before. But it’s a lot of strength.”
"It's a pity that there is only one talent." Han Dang and Song Lian said with a sigh.If you haven't practiced internal martial arts and martial arts, no matter how strong you are, you can't become powerful.
"Even if you haven't practiced internal martial arts, such divine power should not be underestimated." Sun Ce looked at Zhang Dong with great interest, "Call him over, I want to ask him."
"I'll call, he may be a fool, and he won't buy your account." The maid Xiaojiu was now very curious about Zhang Dong, walked over briskly, and said, "Hey, Mr. Sun let you go one trip."
"I'm not his groom, so I'll go if he asks me to go?" Zhang Dong muttered, bent over to pick the three beggar chickens out of the ashes, and bathed them in lake water, ignoring him at all.
Xiao Jiu was stunned, looked at Zhang Dong like a monster for a long time, and said coquettishly, "Do you know that Sun Gongzi is the future husband-in-law of the young lady?"
Zhang Dong jumped up, and asked with a look of disbelief: "God, the eldest lady is beautiful, lively and lovely, and has a great demeanor. That monkey-playing guy is not as handsome as I am, nor as strong as I am, and I am not as strong as driving a carriage." , The subordinate I found has no ability at all, so why should he become the future husband-in-law of the eldest lady?"
The maid Xiaojiu was dumbfounded, and then she burst out laughing coquettishly. Now she can definitely conclude that Zhang Dong is a fool, otherwise, any normal person would not belittle Sun Ce so much.
Zhang Dongse looked at this beautiful maid with a charming smile, and his eyes kept wandering around her, staying on her plump breasts that rose and fell for the longest time.
The servant girl Xiaojiu finally laughed, and said with a straight face: "Since you know that Mr. Sun is the future husband-in-law of the young lady, maybe the young lady will bring you there when she gets married in the future, then Mr. Sun will be your master. are you going?"
"No." Zhang Dong replied without hesitation.
The servant girl Xiaojiu was stunned and couldn't help asking: "Why?"
"He hasn't married the eldest lady yet, why should I go to see him?" Zhang Dong replied.
Xiao Jiu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so she changed her tune and said, "Miss let you go."
"Then why didn't you say it earlier?" After Zhang Dong finished speaking, he walked quickly to Da Qiao, made a humble appearance, but looked at this peerless beauty from the corner of his eyes, and said, "Miss, I coming."
"Mr. Sun has something to ask you, and you have to answer it honestly." Da Qiao said.
"Oh." Zhang Dong agreed, and moved his gaze to Sun Ce's handsome face.
Sun Ce asked lightly, "Have you ever practiced martial arts?"
"I often practice in my dreams, and then I will kill all directions and become invincible in the world." Zhang Dong replied solemnly.He has acquired the memories of so many masters, it is equivalent to experiencing their whole life, indeed it can be said that he is cultivating in a dream.
Everyone was stunned. Although this guy is a groom, this daydream is really more daring than anyone else.
Sun Ce smiled and asked again: "Do you have great strength?"
"It is necessary, I am the strongest man in the world." Zhang Dong said triumphantly.
"Can you lift a thousand catties?" Sun Ce asked with a smile.
"I haven't tried it. But when I was driving a carriage, I encountered a difficult road, so I picked up the horse and carriage and walked over." Zhang Dong said.
"Pfft..."
Da Qiao took a sip of tea. Hearing this, he couldn't help but spit the tea on the ground.
Xiao Jiu also covered her mouth and started laughing.
Sun Ce, Han Dang, Song Lian, and Huang Gai, who had gone to change clothes and came back, were secretly surprised. They looked at Zhang Dong like a monster, their faces full of disbelief.
"I'm also very strong, why don't we try arm wrestling?" Sun Ce said slowly.
As early as when Zhang Dong brought three pheasants from the willow forest and started wrapping them in mud by the lake, everyone noticed him. While eating, they watched him move like a monster. Dong saw it as a neuropathy. What is it if a pheasant that does not pluck its hair is wrapped in mud?
Later, they saw that he started looking for firewood and fell in love with the dead willow tree. This was understandable and human, but when he tried to pull out the willow tree that was as thick as his waist, they couldn't help it anymore. , couldn't help laughing wildly.
Zhang Dong didn't appreciate the laughter of the big men at all, but the laughter of Da Qiao and the maid Xiao Jiu was like sweet music, like silver bells vibrating in the air, his heart was really shaken, so it wasn't like that. He anxiously pulled out the willow tree, first hugged the willow tree and shook it, pushed it, then let go, moved his hands and feet for a while, then gave Huang Gai the most ferocious smile a hard look, hugged the tree trunk, and slowly use force.
"Crash..."
The willow tree was pulled out slowly by Zhang Dong, the soil flew up, and the roots gradually rose up.
Sun Ce and the three subordinates seemed to be strangled by a ghost, their laughter stopped abruptly, their faces were full of disbelief, and their eyes were full of shock.
Such a big willow tree, even Sun Ce, who is as powerful as an ox, is not sure that he can pull it out. , neither blushing nor out of breath, how is this possible?
Da Qiao and the maid Xiao Jiu also suddenly stopped laughing like silver bells, their faces were full of shock, and they didn't come back to their senses for a long time.
Zhang Dong ignored them, carried the willow tree, came to the lake, and started a fire with the dead branches of the willow tree to make beggar chicken. Although he is not a chef, he let the monitor appear on the virtual screen in his mind Showing a surveillance video of a top chef cooking Beggar Chicken is an exact imitation.
Sun Ce finally came to his senses, and winked at the three subordinates, the three of them understood, walked quickly to the tree pit, observed carefully, and found that the soil was very fresh, and the place where the root system was broken was also very fresh , and then walked to the willow tree thrown by Zhang Dong by the lake. After looking at it for a long time, the three of them showed astonishment on their faces. After walking back, they said to Sun Ce: "Report to the lord, he did not cheat. Seems like he's a real genius."
Sun Ce's eyes showed a scorching brilliance, and Da Qiao looked surprised and said, "Miss, you seem to be a groom. I don't know where he came from?"
Da Qiao talked about Zhang Dong's background, and finally said: "I think that although he used to be a young master, he was a bit stupid and ignorant of the world, but he didn't know that he was born with supernatural powers. However, I think he is more than Ordinary people are more powerful, after all, it is a dead willow tree, and it has been dead for many years, so it shouldn't be too difficult to pull it out."
Sun Ce nodded, continued to observe Zhang Dong suspiciously for a while, and then said to Huang Gai, "Go and test his strength, and be careful not to hurt him."
Huang Gai is really a fierce general. His current force value is 1563 points, which is only one level lower than Sun Ce. It is really a good candidate for him to try Zhang Dong.
"Yes, my lord." Huang Gai agreed, and walked over slowly.
At this time, Zhang Dong has basically roasted the beggar chicken, and is burying the beggar chicken with hot ashes. After a while, it will be ready to eat. He is also looking forward to the beggar chicken he made. After all, I learned from a top chef in the Northern Song Dynasty, and even Stefanie Zheng's ingredients were strictly based on the top chef's secret recipe.
Huang Gai came up behind Zhang Dong without making a sound, and pressed his right hand on Zhang Dong's shoulder, intending to push Zhang Dong who was squatting on the ground, and adopted the most direct method.
But at this moment, Zhang Dong actually tilted to the side, sleeping on his side on the ground, looking leisurely and contented, but Huang Gai was unlucky, he was pushed to the ground, unable to stabilize his body, and staggered. Throwing down, his right hand hastily propped himself up on the ground, but he was caught in the black ash, and the black ash splashed all of a sudden, making his head and face covered in black ash, like a black bread man.
"Giggle..."
When Da Qiao and Xiao Jiu saw such a result, Hua Zhi laughed tremblingly.
Sun Ce, Han Dang, and Song Lian's eyes were full of brilliance, Zhang Dong's evasion was really wonderful, it was not too early, not too late, just when Huang Gai's right hand was about to touch his shoulder and spit out strength, but this time Is it a coincidence?If not, then this person is really a master, how could a master be willing to be a groom?What is his purpose?
They continued to stare at Zhang Dong without blinking.
Zhang Dong seemed to have noticed Huang Gai's malicious attack, jumped up from the ground suddenly, looked at Huang Gai and shouted: "What are you doing? You want to steal my beggar chicken?"
Huang Gai blushed like a fire, pretended to be angry from embarrassment, and shouted: "Zhi Niang, who are you?"
Without waiting for Zhang Dong's answer, he punched Zhang Dong hard in the chest and continued to test.
Zhang Dong took a step back in a panic, raised his right hand, and unexpectedly, the blind cat encountered a dead mouse, grabbed Huang Gai's fist, and continued to stagger backwards. Then he couldn't stand firmly, and he fell on his back to the ground. Huang Gai Unable to bear the force, it flew up like a cloud and fog, and fell into the lake with a plop.
"Giggle..."
Da Qiao and Xiao Jiu were dumbfounded and dumbfounded, and then they laughed happily. The beautiful laughter lingered in the air for a long time, almost failing to capture Zhang Dong's soul.
Sun Ce, Han Dang and Song Lian were also surprised from ear to ear, such a result is really incredible.
Huang Gai was proficient in water skills, so he wouldn't drown if he fell into the lake, but he was so ashamed that he wished he could just drown in the lake. He tried twice, the first time he let himself eat a nose, and the second time he simply drowned. Falling into the lake, is there such a bully?
He took a good bath in the lake, washed off the dust on his face, and climbed ashore angrily. Before he could stand still, Zhang Dong lowered his head, like a mad cow bumping into him, with a look like Huang Gai. Desperate posture.
Huang Gai was astonished, and had no time to dodge to the side, but unfortunately, although he dodged away, Zhang Dong's right hand danced wildly and grabbed his belt, and then Huang Gai felt a monstrous force passing through him. Come on, fly backwards like a cloud and ride the fog again, and fall into the lake.
Zhang Dong stumbled to the edge of the lake, then stopped, looked at Huang Gai who was thrashing about in the lake, and said, "Zhi Niang, you are still far from fighting me."
Huang Gai was so angry that he almost vomited blood, but Sun Ce, Han Dang and Song Lian looked at each other again, still unable to judge whether Zhang Dong was a master, but they preliminarily judged that Zhang Dong really possessed natural supernatural powers, otherwise, Huang Gai would never have suffered three times in a row.
Da Qiao and Xiao Jiu were amused again, and they were really trembling, laughing coquettishly.
Huang Gai and Zhang Dong looked at each other fiercely for a while, then went ashore from another place, blushed and returned to Sun Ce, and said, "My lord, this person probably doesn't know martial arts, and he hasn't practiced internal martial arts before. But it’s a lot of strength.”
"It's a pity that there is only one talent." Han Dang and Song Lian said with a sigh.If you haven't practiced internal martial arts and martial arts, no matter how strong you are, you can't become powerful.
"Even if you haven't practiced internal martial arts, such divine power should not be underestimated." Sun Ce looked at Zhang Dong with great interest, "Call him over, I want to ask him."
"I'll call, he may be a fool, and he won't buy your account." The maid Xiaojiu was now very curious about Zhang Dong, walked over briskly, and said, "Hey, Mr. Sun let you go one trip."
"I'm not his groom, so I'll go if he asks me to go?" Zhang Dong muttered, bent over to pick the three beggar chickens out of the ashes, and bathed them in lake water, ignoring him at all.
Xiao Jiu was stunned, looked at Zhang Dong like a monster for a long time, and said coquettishly, "Do you know that Sun Gongzi is the future husband-in-law of the young lady?"
Zhang Dong jumped up, and asked with a look of disbelief: "God, the eldest lady is beautiful, lively and lovely, and has a great demeanor. That monkey-playing guy is not as handsome as I am, nor as strong as I am, and I am not as strong as driving a carriage." , The subordinate I found has no ability at all, so why should he become the future husband-in-law of the eldest lady?"
The maid Xiaojiu was dumbfounded, and then she burst out laughing coquettishly. Now she can definitely conclude that Zhang Dong is a fool, otherwise, any normal person would not belittle Sun Ce so much.
Zhang Dongse looked at this beautiful maid with a charming smile, and his eyes kept wandering around her, staying on her plump breasts that rose and fell for the longest time.
The servant girl Xiaojiu finally laughed, and said with a straight face: "Since you know that Mr. Sun is the future husband-in-law of the young lady, maybe the young lady will bring you there when she gets married in the future, then Mr. Sun will be your master. are you going?"
"No." Zhang Dong replied without hesitation.
The servant girl Xiaojiu was stunned and couldn't help asking: "Why?"
"He hasn't married the eldest lady yet, why should I go to see him?" Zhang Dong replied.
Xiao Jiu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so she changed her tune and said, "Miss let you go."
"Then why didn't you say it earlier?" After Zhang Dong finished speaking, he walked quickly to Da Qiao, made a humble appearance, but looked at this peerless beauty from the corner of his eyes, and said, "Miss, I coming."
"Mr. Sun has something to ask you, and you have to answer it honestly." Da Qiao said.
"Oh." Zhang Dong agreed, and moved his gaze to Sun Ce's handsome face.
Sun Ce asked lightly, "Have you ever practiced martial arts?"
"I often practice in my dreams, and then I will kill all directions and become invincible in the world." Zhang Dong replied solemnly.He has acquired the memories of so many masters, it is equivalent to experiencing their whole life, indeed it can be said that he is cultivating in a dream.
Everyone was stunned. Although this guy is a groom, this daydream is really more daring than anyone else.
Sun Ce smiled and asked again: "Do you have great strength?"
"It is necessary, I am the strongest man in the world." Zhang Dong said triumphantly.
"Can you lift a thousand catties?" Sun Ce asked with a smile.
"I haven't tried it. But when I was driving a carriage, I encountered a difficult road, so I picked up the horse and carriage and walked over." Zhang Dong said.
"Pfft..."
Da Qiao took a sip of tea. Hearing this, he couldn't help but spit the tea on the ground.
Xiao Jiu also covered her mouth and started laughing.
Sun Ce, Han Dang, Song Lian, and Huang Gai, who had gone to change clothes and came back, were secretly surprised. They looked at Zhang Dong like a monster, their faces full of disbelief.
"I'm also very strong, why don't we try arm wrestling?" Sun Ce said slowly.
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