The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

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Beside a beautiful bamboo grove, Zhang Dong was lying on a recliner made of bamboo. The golden sunlight poured down from the sky, making him extremely warm and comfortable.

"Brother, you are so relaxed."

Suddenly, Guanshi Ma's voice sounded in front of Zhang Dong.

Zhang Dong opened his eyes, pointed to a stone bench on the grass and said, "Master Ma, sit down and bask in the sun."

Steward Ma sat down, looked straight at Zhang Dong, and said enviously, "Brother, you are really lucky. You can be a groom like a master. Why is Missy treating you so well?"

Zhang Dong put his feet on a small wooden bench in front of the reclining chair, and said, "Steward Ma, don't embarrass me, am I just a groom? How can I look like a gentleman? How can the eldest lady treat me well? "

Manager Ma jumped up angrily, and said: "Although you are a groom, you live in a separate courtyard, and there are even beautiful maids serving you. Besides, I can't control you. Aren't you a master, Missy?" Are you alright?"

"Don't get excited, don't be envious, my life is just as good." Zhang Dong said with a smile, and shouted towards his courtyard: "Xiao Tao, pour a cup of tea for Manager Ma."

Xiao Tao is the maid arranged by Da Qiao for Zhang Dong to serve Zhang Dong's daily life, and Xiao Tao used to serve Da Qiao, but she was not a personal maid.It can be seen that Da Qiao really didn't regard Zhang Dong as a lowly groom, but regarded him as a loyal general to her.

Soon, Xiaotao came out of the courtyard gracefully with a cup of tea. Guanshi Ma looked at Xiaotao's delicate and pretty face with scorching eyes, and took the teacup flattered.

Xiaotao didn't go back to the courtyard, but came to the back of the reclining chair, pinched Zhang Dong's shoulders with her jade fingers, making Zhang Dong hum in comfort.

Steward Ma immediately burst into tears. I have been working hard at Qiao's house for 20 years. I was complacent when I became a steward from a groom.

I wanted to chat for a while, but Xiao Jiu, Da Qiao's personal maid, walked over briskly with a faint fragrance, and said coquettishly: "Zhang Dong, Miss wants to use the car to go to the mountain temple to offer incense, so that's it." let's go?"

Zhang Dong was overjoyed, and finally had the chance to get along with Da Qiao again. He had been at Qiao's house for a month, but only on the first and second day did Da Qiao use the carriage for private meetings with Sun Ce, but he never went out after that.Although Da Qiao treated him well and made him feel comfortable and at home, he didn't come here to be a guest, but to pick up girls. Tongtian's methods can't catch girls.

So, Zhang Dong bid farewell to Steward Ma, and drove Da Qiao and Xiao Jiu to the mountain temple.

Since he hadn't gone out for nearly a month, Da Qiao was in high spirits, rolled up the car curtain, greedily looked at the bright spring outside, and asked softly, "Zhang Dong, I want to ask someone to teach you some martial arts, what do you think?" Sample?"

Zhang Dong was stunned, shook his head and said: "Miss, this is not good, I am just a groom, enjoying the current treatment has caused dissatisfaction among many servants, even the steward Ma is so envious that his eyes are red, if you still ask someone to teach me Martial arts, that servant must rebel."

Da Qiao laughed and said: "How do they know your ability and talent? Envy is for sure, but there will be no trouble, and I will take care of it. Then it's settled, and I will hire a good martial artist in two days Come."

"Miss, it's too expensive, so I don't want it." Zhang Dong himself is the world's number one master. In this era, there is no one who can teach him every move. Naturally, he doesn't want to have a master out of thin air.

"What is this small amount of money? You don't have to care about it."

"Miss, I really don't want to fight with people."

"Fool, is learning martial arts just for fighting and killing? It's for strengthening your body, so you can protect yourself if you encounter bad guys." The servant girl Xiaojiu interjected.

"My body is great and I have great strength, more than enough to deal with bad guys..." Zhang Dong said seriously.

"It's so simple. If you meet a very powerful villain, you will suffer a big loss if you don't know martial arts, and you may even lose your life." Da Qiao said earnestly.

"A very powerful villain? You mean a powerful villain like Mr. Sun?" Zhang Dong asked.

Da Qiao couldn't laugh or cry at once, Xiao Jiu said angrily: "Mr. Sun is indeed powerful, but he is not a bad person."

"I don't see why Mr. Sun is so strong. His strength is so weak, and he leads so many subordinates." Zhang Dong muttered softly, "If he is such a bad guy, I will beat him to death with three punches and two kicks."

Da Qiao and Xiao Jiu were speechless, unable to speak for a while, and wanted to refute, but what Zhang Dong said seemed to be the truth, and it would be a bit uncomfortable if they didn't refute. Is their future husband-in-law, Sun Ce, really so bad?To be despised by a groom, but this groom is definitely not an ordinary groom, this is a dormant dragon, you must pay close attention to it, don't let him go.

Zhang Dong secretly laughed, and with a few words, he messed up the matter of inviting the master, and also aroused the concerns of the two beauties, and Sun Ce's image in their minds was greatly reduced.

It took more than an hour to arrive at the Shanshen Temple. Zhang Dong parked the carriage in front of the temple gate.

Big Qiao and Little Qiao got out of the carriage, smiled coquettishly and walked in.

Zhang Dong didn't realize that he was a groom at all, so he followed in without hesitation, looked at Da Qiao's slender back, looked at Xiao Jiu's gleefully twisting waist, and smelled a faint scent from the two of them. He was really intoxicated by the faint fragrance.

Da Qiao and Xiao Jiu naturally knew that Zhang Dong was following, but they didn't reprimand them. Instead, they turned their heads and smiled softly at Zhang Dong from time to time, almost missing Zhang Dong's soul.

When they came to the main hall, under the guidance of a Taoist priest, Da Qiao and Xiao Jiu began to offer incense, kneeling on the futons and praying for something. Zhang Dong really wanted to hear the content, but even if he had a high level of cultivation, even a mosquito flapping its wings would not be enough. He could hear it, but the two of them were chanting silently in their hearts, so he couldn't hear what they were chanting at all.

At this moment, two burly men walked in, one had a horizontal scar on his forehead, as if a centipede was crawling on it, and the other had typical triangular eyes, with sparkling eyes, looking extremely vicious .

The two also came to offer incense, but when they saw Da Qiao and Xiao Jiu kneeling on the futon, they felt as if they had been struck by lightning and were unable to move. Just staring blankly like this, they seemed to have fallen into a nightmare among.

After a long time, they came back to their senses, winked at each other, walked to the position parallel to Da Qiao Xiao Jiu, tilted their heads to look at it, and at this sight, their eyes shot with fanaticism, and their faces It was all shock, and the whole body trembled.

Da Qiao and Xiao Jiu finally finished praying, Xiao Jiu took out a bag from his bosom, took out a piece of silver weighing at least ten taels and stuffed it to the Taoist priest, the Taoist priest immediately nodded and bowed, his eyes narrowed into a line when he smiled, so generous The pilgrims here are really rare.

The eyes of the two big men shot out a bright light, almost at the same time, they stopped in front of Da Qiao and Xiao Jiu, the big man with the scar on his forehead looked at Da Qiao and said with a smile: "Miss, you are so beautiful , Brother really loves you to death."

After speaking, he reached out to touch Da Qiao's beautiful face.

The other big man with sinister eyes simply drooled and touched Xiao Jiu's tall and plump breasts.

Da Qiao was shocked and backed away in a hurry.

Xiao Jiu was even more frightened and let out a scream.

Zhang Dong Dahan, this hooligan not only exists in modern times, but also in the Three Kingdoms era, and his lines are similar. He can be regarded as a hooligan when he was in high school in modern times. He often molested female classmates, so a touch of kindness rose in his heart Feeling very grateful, I was very grateful to these two ancient hooligans for giving me a chance to save the beauty, so I took a step forward, grasping their wrists with my left and right hands at the same time, slowly exerting force.

"Ouch..."

The two of them only felt that their wrists were bound by iron hoops, and they were in excruciating pain, tears flowed from the pain.

"Centipede, Poison Eye, does it feel good to flirt with a beautiful woman?" Zhang Dong asked with a strange smile.

Da Qiao and Xiao Jiu had calmed down a long time ago. When they heard Zhang Dong calling them centipedes and poisonous eyes, they were a bit puzzled, but when they saw the centipede-like scar on the forehead of one of them, and the sinister eyes of the other At the same time, they understood it, and at the same time Huazhi laughed coquettishly, Zhang Dong is too humorous, and he is too good at picking names.

"Brother, we don't dare to flirt with beautiful women anymore, just bypass us." The two begged at the same time.

"Idiot, answer my question." Zhang Dong said viciously.

"Ah... Molesting a beautiful woman is uncomfortable and painful...Brother, just treat us as farts and let us go." The two were very obedient and immediately changed their words.

"If I see you flirting with women in the future, I'll dig out the centipede on your forehead and stuff it into his poisonous eyes." Zhang Dong said murderously, and let go of the two of them.

Hearing what Zhang Dong said was interesting, Da Qiao and Xiao Jiu laughed coquettishly again, their laughter vibrated in the air like a silver bell, and it was extremely moving.

The two didn't dare to stay any longer, and rushed away with their heads in their arms.

"Zhang Dong, thank you for saving us." Da Qiao and Xiao Jiu walked up to Zhang Dong with a scent of fragrance, looked into his deep black eyes, and said gratefully at the same time.

"You're welcome." Zhang Dong looked at these two peerless beauties who were so close to him for the first time with fascinated eyes, and his heart beat wildly.

Da Qiao and Xiao Jiu went to several other halls to offer incense, and there was no more molestation. After about an hour, the three of them finally walked out of the mountain temple. Da Qiao and Xiao Jiu got into the carriage, and Zhang Dong drove down the mountain. go.

But as soon as he reached the foot of the mountain, Zhang Dong had to rein in his horse and stop, because Centipede and Poison Eye were riding tall horses, wearing armor and holding machetes, and there were about a hundred cavalry and a thousand infantry standing behind them. Bending the bow and setting the arrow, aiming the gleaming arrow at Zhang Dong, a murderous aura soared into the sky, it was really frightening.