The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

Naturally, Zhang Dong didn't dare to underestimate Zhou Yu's wisdom, and said, "What's the condition, you should say it first."

Zhou Yu stared at Zhang Dong and said, "The condition is very simple, that is, you assist my elder brother to wipe out the heroes and unify the world! Eliminate the chaos of war and let the people of the world live a better life."

Everyone's eyes shrank. Zhang Dong's skill was so good that even Lu Bu couldn't resist him with a single finger. If he helped Sun Ce conquer the world, he would really be able to unify the world quickly.

Excitement and anticipation appeared on Sun Ce's face, and he added, "Since you are Missy's brother-in-law, you are my elder brother. I hope you can help me. I am willing to share wealth and joy with you."

Zhang Dong couldn't help laughing, Zhou Yu was indeed not a simple character, he was really a lion, and Sun Ce was a master of great talent and strategy. If he hadn't died early, it would be really hard to say whether his surname would be Cao or Sun in the end.Facing such two people, I have to be careful, otherwise I will suffer a lot.Then he said lightly: "I am not a member of the secular world, and I will not participate in the world's disputes. Naturally, I will not fight against anyone. To unify the world and let the common people live a good life, you secular people must work hard." So, I will not agree to this condition, you should change the condition."

Zhou Yu and Sun Ce were immediately disappointed. Sun Ce asked puzzledly, "Master Zhang, since you have such outstanding talents and martial arts, why can't you think about the common people in the world and stand up to do great things?"

Zhang Dong became a little impatient, and raised his voice and said, "There is no need to entangle this issue. Now we are discussing the wedding date of Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao. Do you agree to my proposal? It is best if you agree. If you don't agree, it is pure It's self-defeating!"

Sun Ce was so angry that he trembled all over again. He was really helpless when he met such an unreasonable but infinitely powerful character.

Zhou Yu didn't panic, and said seriously: "Young master Zhang, you said that you want us to change one condition, so let's change it. As long as you leave Qiao's mansion, live in seclusion in the mountains, and never participate in world disputes, we will agree to your proposal just now."

He was very worried that a great talent like Zhang Dong would be used by others, which would be a huge obstacle to Sun Ce's unification of the world. The condition is to prevent these two things from happening.

Zhang Dong said without hesitation: "I can promise you this condition, and I can even use a secret method to erase the memory of me from the minds of the two ladies. From now on, as long as you don't mention me in front of them, they will not I know of my existence, but I will always keep an eye on them secretly, if I find out that you treat them badly, then I will be rude to you."

Zhou Yu's heart was filled with ecstasy. In this way, Xiao Qiao still loved him, not the Xiao Qiao who was gradually attracted by Zhang Dong.

Sun Ce was also thoughtful, and finally guessed the truth of some facts.

Mr. Qiao and Mrs. Qiao secretly sighed, obviously thinking of something.

Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao turned pale, and mist rose from their eyes.

"Okay, this matter is decided in this way. I will erase the memories of the two ladies and leave Qiao's mansion." After Zhang Dong said coldly, he drove the irrelevant people out of the living room, even Qiao Gongqiao Mother was also kicked out.

Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao came out from behind the curtain, choked up and said at the same time: "No, I don't want to erase the memory."

"Don't worry, I have my own arrangements." After Zhang Dong finished speaking, he took out the Fengyue Boat, put it on the ground, and walked in with Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, Xiao Jiu and Xiao Lan, who appeared on the deck. Said in a low voice: "Eldest Miss, Second Miss, I found that I fell in love with you deeply, so I plan to take you out of here. Are you willing?"

Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao naturally knew that Zhang Dong loved them deeply, and they were not too surprised when they heard that he was going to take them away, but a red cloud of embarrassment still appeared on Qiao's face, and Xiao Qiao said hesitantly: "But, In this way, wouldn't it be embarrassing for my parents? I'm also very sorry for Mr. Sun and Mr. Zhou, and we will never be able to see our parents again. "

"I hate my parents, but I'm even more afraid that I won't see you again." Da Qiao said quietly.

Zhang Dong heaved a sigh of relief. Judging from their reactions, they were willing to elope with him. His hard work during this period of time was really fruitful, so he said in a deep voice: "Eldest Miss, Second Miss, if it weren't for me Stop it today, you will get married in three days, and it will be very difficult to go back to your mother’s house and reunite with your relatives.”

Xiao Qiao smiled wryly and said: "Although it is difficult to reunite with relatives after marriage, it is not impossible. Also, if we elope with you, I don't know how sad my parents will be!"

Da Qiao's face was also full of sadness, and his eyes were full of mist.

Zhang Dong smiled mysteriously, and said: "Miss, didn't I tell you about the Monkey King before? He can pull out a handful of hairs and turn into countless Monkey Kings. This is not a myth, but a real thing. Therefore, I I plan to pull out one of your hairs, and then conjure another eldest lady and second lady. They have your memories, but they don't have me in their memories. In this way, they can marry Sun Gongzi and Zhou Gongzi with peace of mind, while you Then fly away with me, isn't this the best of both worlds?"

Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, Xiao Lan and Xiao Jiu were dumbfounded. They looked at Zhang Dong like a monster, but their hearts jumped. If what Zhang Dong said was true, they could really fly away with Zhang Dongyuan without any worries.And Zhang Dong is so miraculous, and also possesses such a fairy treasure as Fengyuefang, maybe he really understands the magical power of this kind of storytelling.

Zhang Dong directly pulled out a piece of hair from their heads, and also pulled out a black thread from the heads of Xiaojiu and Xiaolan, took them to the door of a room, and said with a smile: "I will let you in later and you can come in." Come in and see the miracle."

He pushed the door and walked in, closed the door, and after a few breaths, he opened the door again and said with a smile, "Okay, you can come in."

"The spell is completed?" The four asked curiously at the same time.

"It's done." Zhang Dong replied.

The four beauties suddenly became excited, walked in the door in a swarm, stared wide-eyed, and found that there were indeed four naked and beautiful girls lying on the bed. They had the same face and figure as them, without any difference.

Of course, this was not conjured by Zhang Dong using magic, but a few months ago, clones were cloned at the base with their hair, and even the surveillance video of the body was transplanted into their minds. Of course, that is historically. The surveillance video is slightly different from today.

And doing so is truly restoring history.

"Master Zhang, are you really a god?" Da Qiao asked excitedly.

"I'm just an ordinary person who is seeking the way, but I know some spells." Zhang Dong said with a smile, this cloning technology is similar to spells for people of this age.

"Are you going to take us to cultivate immortals and walk on the road to eternal life?" Xiao Qiao asked excitedly.

"Basically, if there are no accidents, you will always be so young and beautiful in the future, and you will never die." Zhang Dong said seriously, with his soul-shifting and cloning technology, he can indeed make them live forever.

"I'm so happy." The eyes of the four beauties are full of bright little stars, immortality, eternal youth, which girl would not want to have this?

"Okay, take off your clothes and put them on, and I will take them out later, and then they will replace you in being filial to your parents, caring for your husband and raising your children, and you have been with me to another kind of love you want Unexpected happy life." Zhang Dong looked at these four peerless beauties with loving eyes, and said softly.

The four of them felt that they had the best of both worlds. They nodded repeatedly, and Xiao Qiao shyly said, "Brother Zhang, I'm going to take off my clothes, please avoid it."

Although she has a close relationship with Zhang Dong, she has never shared a bed with Zhang Dong, so she is naturally very shy.

Zhang Dong didn't go out, but turned to face the wall.

Xiao Qiao was still very shy, but she started to take off her clothes with the other three, then changed into the clothes that Zhang Dong had prepared on the bed, and then put the off clothes on the substitute.

Zhang Dong took the opportunity to turn half of his body, looked at this extremely fragrant scene with intoxicated eyes, his heart was beating wildly, his eyes were full of burning and intoxicated light, he wished he could crush them under his body right now , but endured it with great perseverance, and took four dressed substitutes out of Fengyuefang, put them on the stool and sat down, untied their acupoints, and opened the door before they were fully awake. , strode out.

Seeing that Zhang Dong came out so quickly, Mr. Qiao, Mrs. Zhou Yu and Sun Ce secretly let out a sigh of relief, and walked in at the same time, looking at the four beauties with concern.

The four substitutes were fully awake at this time, without any abnormality.

Qiao's mother, Qiao's father, Zhou Yu, and Sun Ce made indirect inquiries, and found that not only Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, but also Xiao Lan and Xiao Jiu had no memory of Zhang Dong, and had no idea that such a magical groom had ever appeared in the mansion. , can't help but be amazed at Zhang Dong's methods.

Even the real Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, and Xiao Jiu Xiaolan were so surprised that they couldn't close their mouths from ear to ear. They secretly admired Zhang Dong's methods to the extreme. Watch Zhang Dong as a stand-in.

"Everyone, goodbye, there will be no date."

Zhang Dong naturally sensed the adoring gazes of the four beauties, felt relieved, took a deep look at the people in the room, performed lightness kung fu, and soared into the air, just like an illusion, he left Qiao's mansion in the blink of an eye, so fast that people's eyes They couldn't see clearly, and even the servant guarding the gate didn't know that a person had walked out.

And history is back on its original track!