The Great Master of Picking Up Girls
Chapter 0482 she is coquettish, right?
Zhang Dong felt that the matter was a bit serious. If this eccentric sister-in-law told Miao Yanyu about her embarrassing incident, then maybe Miao Yanyu would really suspect that she was peeping on her beautiful cousin, and she would be washed away by jumping into the Yellow River. Unaware of this grievance, he quickly slowed down the horse, walked slowly on the road, moved his body back as much as possible to avoid more contact with her delicate body, and then said in her ear: "Qingning, just tell me, how can I not tell your sister about this?"
A triumphant smile appeared on Miao Qingning's pretty face, and she twisted her delicate body so that she could lean on Zhang Dong's arms better, then combed her long hair, letting it all flutter in her arms, saying : "Brother-in-law, you just need to promise me a few conditions."
"A few conditions?" Zhang Dong frowned slightly, unwilling to agree, but now that he was under the eaves, he had to bow his head, so he continued to hug her small waist that could be held, and took a deep breath of the rich fragrance. , Said: "How many conditions? As long as you don't let me be your boyfriend, I will agree to the rest."
Miao Qingning felt that Zhang Dong's words were interesting, so she laughed coquettishly, causing her delicate body to tremble non-stop in Zhang Dong's arms, aggravating the friction, making Zhang Dong's mouth dry and his desire soaring. Fortunately, she was very happy. Stop laughing, and said arrogantly: "Brother-in-law, you have no room to bargain at all. My first condition is that you have to pretend to be my boyfriend and join me in a class reunion. They are all coquettish, Say their boyfriends are rare in the world, number one in the world, compare them all to me."
Zhang Dong was stunned. When he saw this little sister-in-law for the first time, she looked so pure. He didn't expect to be such a powerful and face-saving fairy. However, she was a little demon at that time, and she knew how to seduce me. , reminding myself from time to time of the moment when she tossed her hair and turned her head and smiled coquettishly.
Not daring to think too much, he patted his chest and said, "No problem, I will definitely compare all your classmates' boyfriends, so that you will have a lot of face."
Miao Qingning smiled happily, and said: "The second condition is that you teach me how to practice, and it is best to let me become a master of martial arts overnight like a tiger. Don't worry about me betraying you, I will always be your best friend." Dearest sister-in-law."
"Dearest sister-in-law?"
Zhang Dong's heart fluttered, and he said with a smile: "It's very simple. My brother-in-law is much better than before. Tonight, I can turn you into a master of martial arts, and teach you two kinds of magical skills. From then on, you will stay young forever."
"Brother-in-law, you are bragging again, you are forever young, do you think you are a fairy?" Miao Qingning twisted Zhang Dong's thigh again, perhaps because she was in a good mood, she didn't use much force, it was equivalent to lightly caress lightly.
Zhang Dong grabbed her plain hand that was twisting his thigh, held it tightly, and swore: "Brother-in-law never lies, and you will be able to prove it when you ask your sister or Ruhu later."
"Well, I'll ask them. You can't lie to me if you want to." Miao Qingning pulled out her hand, a layer of rouge appeared on her pretty face, and a shyness flashed in her eyes.
"Then are there any other conditions?" Zhang Dong asked with a smile.
"There is one last condition, that is, if I encounter any difficulties in the future, you must help me solve them." Miao Qingning turned sideways, winked at Zhang Dong, and said with a sigh of relief.
"Your difficulty is brother-in-law's difficulty, so I will help you solve it naturally." Zhang Dong's eyes flashed a glint of fascination, "But, can you stop teasing brother-in-law in the future? Brother-in-law's concentration in this area is not very good."
"Brother-in-law, you are such a pervert. Your concentration is too weak. No wonder you were picked up by so many beauties." After Miao Qingning sighed, she turned back and continued to lean in Zhang Dong's arms, exhaling a breath of fragrance comfortably.
"It's me who picks up beautiful women, not beautiful women who pick on me." Zhang Dong said seriously.
"Wrong, it's a beautiful woman picking you up. For example, now, you want to pick me up, but I won't fall for you at all, but if I want to pick you up, I will give you two winks and you won't know where to go. Then Of course I was picked on." Miao Qingning said seriously.
"Then go clubbing, just pick me up." Zhang Dong yelled in his heart, but he absolutely couldn't say this, and said with a straight neck: "Qing Ning, you underestimate brother-in-law, although brother-in-law is weak It's great, but it's also better than Liu Xiahui, if a beautiful woman wants to seduce me, it's harder than going to heaven."
Miao Qingning was stunned and dumbfounded when she heard that, she turned around and sat opposite Zhang Dong, with her plain arms wrapped around Zhang Dong's neck, she winked at her, pouted her cherry mouth, and pretended to be asking for a kiss .
Seeing such a seductive action and smelling a strong fragrance, Zhang Dong's head went blank with a bang, his mouth was dry, and he couldn't help lowering his head to kiss her delicate lips. , but it was kissed on the back of her white and rosy hand, because Miao Qingning covered her small cherry mouth with her bare hand, and said with contempt: "Brother-in-law, this is why you are better than Liu Xiahui's unruly arms." concentration?"
Zhang Dong almost bumped his head off the horse's back, he was really an old woman in her eighties, and fell into the trap of this little sister-in-law.It's not easy to refute, so he rode his horse and swung his whip, making Baiyan gallop like lightning, all the way to Yanyu Villa.
Because the speed of the horse was too fast, Miao Qingning hadn't turned around yet, but her whole delicate body was thrown into Zhang Dong's arms, her hands tightly wrapped around his neck, fearing that she would fall, she hurriedly shouted: "Slow down, slow down!" Dot, are you angry?"
"I saw someone threw himself into his arms." Zhang Dong said with a strange smile.
"Hmph, sister-in-law has the right to flirt with brother-in-law, but brother-in-law can't get on with sister-in-law, let alone pretend to be drunk and climb onto sister-in-law's bed." Miao Qingning said coquettishly.
"Does brother-in-law have no human rights?" Zhang Dong said angrily, slowing down his horse.
Miao Qingning giggled, and said triumphantly, "Brother-in-law really has no human rights in front of sister-in-law."
"..." Zhang Dong choked on these words and rolled his eyes, unable to speak for a long time.
Miao Qingning didn't think her words were too much at all, and continued to wrap her arms around Zhang Dong's neck, like a sympathizer, changed the subject and asked with a coquettish smile: "Brother-in-law, I heard from Ruhu that you have also become the master of protecting the country of the Japanese country, and the king of the Japanese country, Shan Gen." Mieko is also your woman, she's very flirty, isn't she?"
Zhang Dong sweats profusely, how dare he discuss this issue with his sister-in-law?Angrily said: "This is brother-in-law's private matter, not something you should inquire about."
Miao Qingning stuck out her red and tender tongue, and made a frightened expression, looking extraordinarily lively and lovely.
"Brother-in-law, go to Zhong Tian's villa first, I want to give something to Ruhu." Miao Qingning said here, and suddenly screamed: "No, my salute, my salute is still at the airport."
When Zhang Dong hugged her to get on the horse, she didn't put her hand on the handle of the suitcase, so naturally she didn't put the suitcase on the horse's back, and I just remembered now.
"It's okay. If you salute it, you lose it. It's no big deal." Zhang Dong said with a smirk.
"However, my ID card and things for Ruhu are all in the suitcase." Miao Qingning said anxiously.
"I can get you an ID card in one day. Well, what did you bring to Ruhu?" Zhang Dong asked.
"It's just some pictures of beauties. Let him choose one to be his girlfriend. Everyone in our place knows that he is already a world-class powerhouse. The matchmaker who went to his house almost broke the threshold. Those pictures are all real beauties. Ruhu will definitely like it." Miao Qingning said.
"That doesn't matter." Zhang Dong gave a strange laugh, and drove his horse to the gate of Zhong Tian's villa like lightning, and jumped off the horse with Miao Qingning in his arms. Before he could enter the door, he heard Liu Kui bragging from inside : "Zhong Tian, you don't know, there are so many beauties in the Three Kingdoms, all of them are as beautiful as angels, as beautiful as angels..."
"Master, you said that there are so many beauties in the Three Kingdoms, why don't you come back by picking up some peerless beauties like Master? It can't be that your ability to pick up girls is too bad, and you can't even pick up any beauties?" Zhong Tian said contemptuously.
"Aren't I afraid of affecting history? Otherwise, with my method of picking up girls, I have already picked up countless beauties. Let me tell you quietly, the reason why your master is so good at picking up girls is that I taught him some things in high school." Secret trick, so, he got involved with Chen Xiaojiao, and then he got out of control..."
"Hahaha……"
Zhong Tian, Miao Ruhu, Fang Heng, Ji Qing, and Ma Yun all looked at Liu Kui dumbfounded, and burst out laughing at the same time.
Even Zhang Dong couldn't help laughing.
Hearing Zhang Dong's laughter, Zhong Tian and General Five Tigers greeted him happily.
"Ruhu, I lost what I brought you." Miao Qingning apologized as soon as she saw Miao Ruhu, before Miao Ruhu could speak.
"Lost it? What did my parents ask you to bring me?" Miao Ruhu was stunned for a moment and asked curiously.
"Photos of beauties, many photos of beauties." Miao Qingning said.
"Other things can be lost, but the pictures of beautiful women must not be lost. We must find a way to get them back." Liu Kui shouted excitedly.
"It must have been taken away a long time ago, where can I find it?" Miao Qingning said weakly.
"Qingning, I picked up a suitcase at the airport, take a look, is it yours?" Zhang Dong took the hand hidden behind his back to the front, holding a suitcase impressively.
"This is my suitcase. It's so strange. I didn't see you carrying anything on the road." Miao Qingning jumped up in surprise, and said with a look of disbelief.
"Haha..." General Five Tigers and Zhong Tian naturally knew the reason and laughed at the same time.
"What's going on?" Miao Qingning asked inexplicably.
"At that time, with a thought, I took your suitcase to the Fairy Cave..." Zhang Dong explained briefly.
Miao Qingning was so shocked that he couldn't be more shocked. He looked at Zhang Dong like a monster for a long time, and then he came back to his senses, opened the suitcase, and took out a large bag of photos from it, which immediately aroused everyone's enthusiasm. Take it, make a comment.
A triumphant smile appeared on Miao Qingning's pretty face, and she twisted her delicate body so that she could lean on Zhang Dong's arms better, then combed her long hair, letting it all flutter in her arms, saying : "Brother-in-law, you just need to promise me a few conditions."
"A few conditions?" Zhang Dong frowned slightly, unwilling to agree, but now that he was under the eaves, he had to bow his head, so he continued to hug her small waist that could be held, and took a deep breath of the rich fragrance. , Said: "How many conditions? As long as you don't let me be your boyfriend, I will agree to the rest."
Miao Qingning felt that Zhang Dong's words were interesting, so she laughed coquettishly, causing her delicate body to tremble non-stop in Zhang Dong's arms, aggravating the friction, making Zhang Dong's mouth dry and his desire soaring. Fortunately, she was very happy. Stop laughing, and said arrogantly: "Brother-in-law, you have no room to bargain at all. My first condition is that you have to pretend to be my boyfriend and join me in a class reunion. They are all coquettish, Say their boyfriends are rare in the world, number one in the world, compare them all to me."
Zhang Dong was stunned. When he saw this little sister-in-law for the first time, she looked so pure. He didn't expect to be such a powerful and face-saving fairy. However, she was a little demon at that time, and she knew how to seduce me. , reminding myself from time to time of the moment when she tossed her hair and turned her head and smiled coquettishly.
Not daring to think too much, he patted his chest and said, "No problem, I will definitely compare all your classmates' boyfriends, so that you will have a lot of face."
Miao Qingning smiled happily, and said: "The second condition is that you teach me how to practice, and it is best to let me become a master of martial arts overnight like a tiger. Don't worry about me betraying you, I will always be your best friend." Dearest sister-in-law."
"Dearest sister-in-law?"
Zhang Dong's heart fluttered, and he said with a smile: "It's very simple. My brother-in-law is much better than before. Tonight, I can turn you into a master of martial arts, and teach you two kinds of magical skills. From then on, you will stay young forever."
"Brother-in-law, you are bragging again, you are forever young, do you think you are a fairy?" Miao Qingning twisted Zhang Dong's thigh again, perhaps because she was in a good mood, she didn't use much force, it was equivalent to lightly caress lightly.
Zhang Dong grabbed her plain hand that was twisting his thigh, held it tightly, and swore: "Brother-in-law never lies, and you will be able to prove it when you ask your sister or Ruhu later."
"Well, I'll ask them. You can't lie to me if you want to." Miao Qingning pulled out her hand, a layer of rouge appeared on her pretty face, and a shyness flashed in her eyes.
"Then are there any other conditions?" Zhang Dong asked with a smile.
"There is one last condition, that is, if I encounter any difficulties in the future, you must help me solve them." Miao Qingning turned sideways, winked at Zhang Dong, and said with a sigh of relief.
"Your difficulty is brother-in-law's difficulty, so I will help you solve it naturally." Zhang Dong's eyes flashed a glint of fascination, "But, can you stop teasing brother-in-law in the future? Brother-in-law's concentration in this area is not very good."
"Brother-in-law, you are such a pervert. Your concentration is too weak. No wonder you were picked up by so many beauties." After Miao Qingning sighed, she turned back and continued to lean in Zhang Dong's arms, exhaling a breath of fragrance comfortably.
"It's me who picks up beautiful women, not beautiful women who pick on me." Zhang Dong said seriously.
"Wrong, it's a beautiful woman picking you up. For example, now, you want to pick me up, but I won't fall for you at all, but if I want to pick you up, I will give you two winks and you won't know where to go. Then Of course I was picked on." Miao Qingning said seriously.
"Then go clubbing, just pick me up." Zhang Dong yelled in his heart, but he absolutely couldn't say this, and said with a straight neck: "Qing Ning, you underestimate brother-in-law, although brother-in-law is weak It's great, but it's also better than Liu Xiahui, if a beautiful woman wants to seduce me, it's harder than going to heaven."
Miao Qingning was stunned and dumbfounded when she heard that, she turned around and sat opposite Zhang Dong, with her plain arms wrapped around Zhang Dong's neck, she winked at her, pouted her cherry mouth, and pretended to be asking for a kiss .
Seeing such a seductive action and smelling a strong fragrance, Zhang Dong's head went blank with a bang, his mouth was dry, and he couldn't help lowering his head to kiss her delicate lips. , but it was kissed on the back of her white and rosy hand, because Miao Qingning covered her small cherry mouth with her bare hand, and said with contempt: "Brother-in-law, this is why you are better than Liu Xiahui's unruly arms." concentration?"
Zhang Dong almost bumped his head off the horse's back, he was really an old woman in her eighties, and fell into the trap of this little sister-in-law.It's not easy to refute, so he rode his horse and swung his whip, making Baiyan gallop like lightning, all the way to Yanyu Villa.
Because the speed of the horse was too fast, Miao Qingning hadn't turned around yet, but her whole delicate body was thrown into Zhang Dong's arms, her hands tightly wrapped around his neck, fearing that she would fall, she hurriedly shouted: "Slow down, slow down!" Dot, are you angry?"
"I saw someone threw himself into his arms." Zhang Dong said with a strange smile.
"Hmph, sister-in-law has the right to flirt with brother-in-law, but brother-in-law can't get on with sister-in-law, let alone pretend to be drunk and climb onto sister-in-law's bed." Miao Qingning said coquettishly.
"Does brother-in-law have no human rights?" Zhang Dong said angrily, slowing down his horse.
Miao Qingning giggled, and said triumphantly, "Brother-in-law really has no human rights in front of sister-in-law."
"..." Zhang Dong choked on these words and rolled his eyes, unable to speak for a long time.
Miao Qingning didn't think her words were too much at all, and continued to wrap her arms around Zhang Dong's neck, like a sympathizer, changed the subject and asked with a coquettish smile: "Brother-in-law, I heard from Ruhu that you have also become the master of protecting the country of the Japanese country, and the king of the Japanese country, Shan Gen." Mieko is also your woman, she's very flirty, isn't she?"
Zhang Dong sweats profusely, how dare he discuss this issue with his sister-in-law?Angrily said: "This is brother-in-law's private matter, not something you should inquire about."
Miao Qingning stuck out her red and tender tongue, and made a frightened expression, looking extraordinarily lively and lovely.
"Brother-in-law, go to Zhong Tian's villa first, I want to give something to Ruhu." Miao Qingning said here, and suddenly screamed: "No, my salute, my salute is still at the airport."
When Zhang Dong hugged her to get on the horse, she didn't put her hand on the handle of the suitcase, so naturally she didn't put the suitcase on the horse's back, and I just remembered now.
"It's okay. If you salute it, you lose it. It's no big deal." Zhang Dong said with a smirk.
"However, my ID card and things for Ruhu are all in the suitcase." Miao Qingning said anxiously.
"I can get you an ID card in one day. Well, what did you bring to Ruhu?" Zhang Dong asked.
"It's just some pictures of beauties. Let him choose one to be his girlfriend. Everyone in our place knows that he is already a world-class powerhouse. The matchmaker who went to his house almost broke the threshold. Those pictures are all real beauties. Ruhu will definitely like it." Miao Qingning said.
"That doesn't matter." Zhang Dong gave a strange laugh, and drove his horse to the gate of Zhong Tian's villa like lightning, and jumped off the horse with Miao Qingning in his arms. Before he could enter the door, he heard Liu Kui bragging from inside : "Zhong Tian, you don't know, there are so many beauties in the Three Kingdoms, all of them are as beautiful as angels, as beautiful as angels..."
"Master, you said that there are so many beauties in the Three Kingdoms, why don't you come back by picking up some peerless beauties like Master? It can't be that your ability to pick up girls is too bad, and you can't even pick up any beauties?" Zhong Tian said contemptuously.
"Aren't I afraid of affecting history? Otherwise, with my method of picking up girls, I have already picked up countless beauties. Let me tell you quietly, the reason why your master is so good at picking up girls is that I taught him some things in high school." Secret trick, so, he got involved with Chen Xiaojiao, and then he got out of control..."
"Hahaha……"
Zhong Tian, Miao Ruhu, Fang Heng, Ji Qing, and Ma Yun all looked at Liu Kui dumbfounded, and burst out laughing at the same time.
Even Zhang Dong couldn't help laughing.
Hearing Zhang Dong's laughter, Zhong Tian and General Five Tigers greeted him happily.
"Ruhu, I lost what I brought you." Miao Qingning apologized as soon as she saw Miao Ruhu, before Miao Ruhu could speak.
"Lost it? What did my parents ask you to bring me?" Miao Ruhu was stunned for a moment and asked curiously.
"Photos of beauties, many photos of beauties." Miao Qingning said.
"Other things can be lost, but the pictures of beautiful women must not be lost. We must find a way to get them back." Liu Kui shouted excitedly.
"It must have been taken away a long time ago, where can I find it?" Miao Qingning said weakly.
"Qingning, I picked up a suitcase at the airport, take a look, is it yours?" Zhang Dong took the hand hidden behind his back to the front, holding a suitcase impressively.
"This is my suitcase. It's so strange. I didn't see you carrying anything on the road." Miao Qingning jumped up in surprise, and said with a look of disbelief.
"Haha..." General Five Tigers and Zhong Tian naturally knew the reason and laughed at the same time.
"What's going on?" Miao Qingning asked inexplicably.
"At that time, with a thought, I took your suitcase to the Fairy Cave..." Zhang Dong explained briefly.
Miao Qingning was so shocked that he couldn't be more shocked. He looked at Zhang Dong like a monster for a long time, and then he came back to his senses, opened the suitcase, and took out a large bag of photos from it, which immediately aroused everyone's enthusiasm. Take it, make a comment.
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