The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

Unknowingly, Zhang Dong has been in the Eagle Clan for ten days. Although he knows that he should leave, there are now 24 singing and dancing girls and concubines in the Prince's Mansion, plus the peerless beauties Erying Feifei and Jia Ruixiang. Feeling, reluctant to leave.

But the monitor urged: "Don't be reluctant to leave, let me tell you some bad news, that octopus is about to go crazy and tends to commit suicide, go and see it quickly, comfort it."

Zhang Dong was stunned and said, "You mean the octopus that got Liu Kui's memory——Zhang Kui? Could it be that he couldn't bear the loneliness, so he was going crazy?"

"Yeah, I'm talking about Zhang Kui. An octopus has acquired human memory, but lives alone in the sea. Sooner or later, it will go crazy." The monitor said.

Zhang Dong broke out in a cold sweat. Fortunately, he was careful not to copy his memory into the octopus's mind, otherwise, it would have been extremely miserable.

He was about to leave immediately, but he hesitated a bit, should he take these 26 beauties with him?

"Of course not," said the monitor.

"Why?" Zhang Dong asked puzzled.

The monitor replied: "It's very simple. If you are with them every day, you won't feel fresh, and you won't be moved. There is a saying that holds your wife's hand, just like holding your right hand with your left hand. Therefore, you must After a period of time, a certain distance, and then meet each other, then there will be a feeling of a little farewell to a new marriage, and there will be countless emotions."

After a pause, it said again: "And it is precisely because you have traveled back to the ancient times for ten years and met your woman after you returned to modern times, that you have accumulated so many emotions. After the two beauties got married, they broke through the bottleneck of No.12 in one fell swoop. After that, they got a lot of touch and understanding from Miao Qingning, Shen Wen, and the women you have been apart for a long time. Seeing these 25 eagle clan members again Beauty, let you break through the bottleneck of No.14. After that, you get along with them for more than ten days, and the emotion has tended to disappear. Of course, it is time to leave. When we meet again after a period of time, there will be turbulence. Surging emotion."

"Monitor, you are definitely an expert in love. I admire you so much." Zhang Dong praised.

"I'm a love expert?! Maybe, but it's just for you." The monitor said seriously.

Zhang Dong couldn't help laughing strangely. After bidding farewell to the 26 peerless beauties, he flew up into the sky with Black Feather and Hua Hua, and flew to the sky above the vast sea at the fastest speed. After circling a few times, he landed in a small deserted place. island.

Zhang Kui, who was notified, had been waiting here long ago. When he saw Zhang Dong, he was so excited that he burst into tears. Eighty tentacles stuck out of the sea, dancing wildly, and shouted: "Brother Dong, I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore, I decided to die."

Zhang Dong sweated profusely, and said: "Brother, you have always been very nervous, and your personality is also very strong. How could you have the idea of ​​committing suicide?"

"I live alone in the sea alone, without friends, without beautiful women, even ordinary octopuses are afraid of me, and run away when they see me. Once, I rescued a woman who was about to drown in the sea to the shore. Toss and save her, but when she opened her eyes and saw me, she was frightened to death again, really frightened to death, and never came back to life... I never want to live like this, if not Before I gave you the treasures I collected, I would have committed suicide a long time ago." Zhang Kui said repeatedly.

Feeling compassionate, Zhang Dong tapped his forehead with his fingers and said, "Don't worry, don't worry, there may be a way to change this situation, let me think about it."

Zhang Kui calmed down and looked at Zhang Dong with expectation and hope. In his mind, Zhang Dong was omnipotent. Except that he could not bear children like a woman, other things could not be difficult for him. A smart head and a bubbling guts may really be able to come up with a solution to free oneself from suffering, to get rid of suffering, and to live a happy life.

Zhang Dong thought hard for a long time, but there was no good way, so he asked in his heart: "Monitor, is there a way to make Zhang Kui's body smaller? Then I can take him with me, and he won't have the idea of ​​suicide." gone."

"I told you before that this octopus mutated to what it is today after eating a kind of natural and earthly treasure. It was originally just a fool without wisdom, but after copying Liu Kui's surveillance video, it has After gaining spiritual wisdom, he began to transform into a monster, so it felt lonely and painful. In fact, it is very easy to solve this problem. Just give it a small road pill. After the cultivation is successful, his body can not only shrink, but also change In adult form." The monitor said, "and its current force value is 9999 points, and there is still a chance to grow Tao."

Zhang Dong was overjoyed, as long as Zhang Kui succeeded in cultivating the Dao, the force value would exceed [-] points, the combat power must be exceptionally strong, and he would definitely be able to become his right-hand man.

In the future, if I lead him to fight in the world, and I am majestic, he must also be effervescently beautiful.

Thinking of this, he did not hesitate to take out the Dao Dao Pill that Misty Shadow gave him, and prepared for Zhang Kui to take it. Although he was going to give this Da Dao Pill to Chen Xiaojiao, he couldn't just sit and watch Watching Zhang Kui who had saved his life commit suicide, what's more, there are still 36 Dao Dao Pills on the earth. When I become stronger in the future, I will naturally be able to snatch them. It's only 499 points, and I don't know how long it will take to cultivate to 4999 points.

"Are you crazy?" the monitor shouted in Zhang Dong's mind.

"Why, is there a problem?" Zhang Dong asked suspiciously.

"Of course there is a problem. Although Dao Dao Wan can make everyone grow Dao successfully, if the attributes are not suitable, then it will not be able to exert its due function, and it will even make him unable to become strong for the rest of his life, ruining his future. This Dao Dao The pill is refined by Misty Misty, and it contains the Way of Misty, which is only suitable for the kind of intelligent race with wings, and Zhang Kui is an octopus, who has always lived in water, how can he comprehend the Way of Misty?" Monitoring Yi said.

"Then what kind of Dao Dao Pill should I take?" Zhang Dong asked in amazement.

"Of course, taking the Dao Dao Pill of the Way of Water, even the Xiao Dao Pill of the Water Zhi Dao, is better than taking this Dao Dao Pill. After success, the development potential will be much greater." The monitor said.

"Then tell me, where is the Dao Dao Maru or Xiao Dao Maru of the Way of Water?" Zhang Dong asked urgently.

"The Dao Dao Maru of the Way of Water is gone, but there are still some Xiao Dao Maru of the Way of Water, somewhere in the Ice and Snow Secret Realm." The monitor said, "With your current ability, you can get it." , In addition, there are some other treasures there."

"Cool!" Zhang Dong jumped up happily.Ever since he found Fengyuefang's emerald-bone drumstick tree in the ice and snow secret realm, he has tasted the sweetness. He has a special liking for treasure hunting. I don't know how many times he has been crazy about treasure hunting in his dreams, and now there are treasures waiting for him. How could he not be excited, how could he not be excited?

After finally calming down, he asked in his heart again: "Monitor, what is the attribute of the princess Xingyan? Which Xiaodao pill or Dao Dao pill do I need to take?"

The main character, Xingyan, raised her force value to 4999 two years ago, and she has no idea of ​​finding the way. It seems that she can't find her own way. She broke through 4999 points, and she lost one chance. This is an imminent event and cannot be delayed.

Therefore, Zhang Dong hopes to enter the ice and snow secret realm this time and find the Xiaodaowan that the princess needs.

"She is also a water attribute." The monitor said.

Zhang Dong smiled happily, and asked again: "What about my other women?"

"Women of the Eagle tribe are of course spatial attributes. You humans are a bit complicated. Those born in spring belong to wood, those born in summer belong to fire, those born at the turn of summer and autumn belong to earth, those born in autumn belong to metal, and those born in winter belong to water. In addition, you humans all contain space attributes, perhaps because you live on land. Of course, there are other hidden attributes that are difficult to observe." The monitor said.

"It seems that I need to find more of the five small Tao pills of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth. Also, I was born on the first day of September, and I have a metal nature. Maybe I can understand the way of gold." Zhang Dong murmured in his heart .

"Yes, you still have metal nature, that's why you have such a domineering personality, you would rather bend than bend. If you can understand the way of gold, then you will be extremely powerful." The monitor said.

"Is the way of gold very powerful?" Zhang Dong asked curiously.

"Gold Lord's attack power is terrifyingly powerful, second only to your Dao of Swallowing." The monitor said, "Sun Wukong is the three attributes of gold, earth and space. He was planted with the Dao of Gold by Patriarch Bodhi. He actually comprehended the Dao of Earth and the Dao of Space, and became a super powerful existence, shattering the void and leaving."

A look of fascination appeared on Zhang Dong's face, Sun Wukong, you are indeed a rare hero in the world, in the future, I must go to the Golden Continent to meet you, defeat you, and drink together.

After thinking wildly for a while, he said to Zhang Kui in high spirits: "I have found a solution, and that is to give you a way... After you succeed, you can become a real person, drink and pick up girls, and enjoy yourself endlessly."

"Ah... I can finally get rid of the suffering, and I can finally be happy with the beautiful woman."

Zhang Kui was so excited that his whole body trembled, his tears flowed out, he was so excited that he flapped his eighty tentacles crazily in the sea, causing huge waves to hit the sky, almost submerging the island.

Zhang Dong smiled and said: "Zhang Kui, I will go to the ice and snow secret realm to find Xiaodaowan for you. You wait patiently for a while. Don't wait for me to find Xiaodaowan. When you come back, you will have committed suicide."

Zhang Kui shouted: "How could I commit suicide? Am I a fool?"

Zhang Dong smiled strangely and said, "Then I can rest assured."

"Brother Dong, this is the treasure I found during this period of time. The storage is full. Take it quickly so that I can continue to look for it." Zhang Kui only felt that there was hope in life, that life had a purpose, and that he was motivated to hunt for treasure. here we go again.

So Zhang Dong put the treasures in Zhang Kui's storage bag into Fengyuefang, and then flew away under Zhang Kui's expectant eyes.