The Great Master of Picking Up Girls
Chapter 0513 Ready?i'm coming in
Zhang Dong hesitated for a moment, then paused, looked at Qiu Ying's pretty face, and said softly, "Speak, I'll listen."
"If I were your woman, would you really not kill me?" Qiuying asked seriously.
"Of course." Zhang Dong said, "Because I really like you."
"If you really like me, then you can't possess me now, because I'm not ready yet, and my cultivation is at a critical juncture, so I can't commit suicide, otherwise, there will be no progress in my cultivation." Qiuying said.
"Do you think I will believe it?" Zhang Dongxie said with a smile.
"This is the truth. I never lied to you. How about this? I swear a poisonous oath that I will not marry unless you are the only one, and then you let me go back. When you wait for me, you go to the zombie secret land to find me, how about it?" Qiu Ying sincerely say.
"Don't swear, you will be my woman now." Zhang Dong said in an unquestionable tone, "You are 17 years old this year, one year older than Princess Piaoxiang, and the exercise you practice is called step-by-step lotus cultivation, which is very magical , is a water-attribute exercise, not only does it have no sexual taboos, but this exercise requires the harmony of yin and yang, so Princess Piaoxiang plans to hold a husband-in-law selection meeting in the next year after she gets married."
"How do you know so much?" Qiu Ying's face was full of surprise.
"Brother knows everything." Zhang Dong said with a strange smile, "Honey, are you ready? I'm coming in."
"We have to wait a little longer." Qiu Ying said in panic, "As long as you promise me one condition, I will cooperate with you and let you get the highest enjoyment."
"What condition?" Zhang Dong felt a strong stimulation and evil, and asked with a strange smile.
"That's why you let me go back afterwards." A rich blush appeared on Qiu Ying's pretty face, and the gleam in her beautiful eyes flowed.
"Do you think I will agree to this condition?" Zhang Dong laughed dumbfounded.
"You have to agree, otherwise I'll blow myself up and you won't get any benefits." Qiuying's face showed a look of death, seeing that Zhang Dong was unmoved, she begged again: "The reason for this request is because Because I can't leave Zombieland for too long because there's no food outside and I'll end up starving to death."
"The more you say it, the more outrageous it is. Do you think I will believe such a lie?" Zhang Dong said.
"I didn't lie to you. You sealed my cultivation, but I know the secret method of suicide, and I can commit suicide at any time. My food is very special, which is not found in other worlds and secret realms. Are you just watching me starve to death?" Qiuying said anxiously.
"What she said is true, she blew herself up and she could do it, and because she is a descendant of zombies, she must eat blood fruit to maintain her life. Blood fruit is produced on the blood fruit tree. It is full of red liquid, which is very sweet. , and the blood fruit tree can only survive in the zombie secret realm." The monitor said in Zhang Dong's mind.
Zhang Dong frowned and said, "Okay, I believe your words. But, don't you have any food in your storage bag?"
"Bring it, but it can only last for one day." Qiuying's face showed joy, and dumped all the contents of the storage bag on the deck. Sure enough, there were only three rice bowl-sized red fruits and some sundries.
"In this case, I can let you go, but I am worried that you will continue to fight against me in the future." Zhang Dong said with a sigh.
"Since I have dedicated myself to you, I will never fight against you." Qiu Ying said shyly, "You may not know that our life has a habit, as long as we are willing to have sex with men, Especially the first man in our life, although we will not marry only him from now on, but we will never hurt him easily again. And if we are not willing, if you force yourself to bow, you will hate you to the bone .”
Zhang Dong couldn't believe it, and asked in his heart: "Monitor, is what she said true?"
"It's basically true. In fact, many intelligent beings have this characteristic, and you humans do too. As long as a woman is willing to give her first time to the first man and get the highest joy, she will never forget it in her life. How could this man do something to hurt him?" The monitor said lightly.
"Do you believe what I said?" Seeing that Zhang Dong was silent, Qiu Ying immediately became nervous and asked.
"I believe it, but I don't understand why you want to do this?" Zhang Dong said doubtfully.
"Of course I have a reason for doing this. We are enemies, and you will naturally not let an enemy go. Then, my end will either starve to death or be killed by you. But I don't want to die, so I use this method to dissolve the hatred , it won’t be bad for you in the future, and you can rest assured to let me go.” Qiu Ying explained coquettishly, and then said seductively: “Good man, promise me quickly, a moment of sex is worth a thousand gold.”
With such a peerless beauty under his body, and the other party intends to cooperate with him, no one would refuse such a good thing, but Zhang Dong sighed and said: "You don't have to do this, I will let you go .”
After finishing speaking, he reluctantly climbed up from Qiuying's tender body.
A look of fear appeared on Qiuying's face, and she said, "You don't mean to kill me, do you?"
"Why would I kill you? Be good, get dressed, and I'll send you back to the Ice and Snow Secret Realm." Zhang Dong said softly.
Qiuying put on her clothes in doubt, jumped out of the bed, walked out of Fengyuefang together with Zhang Dong in a daze, and then Zhang Dongzhen sent her to the entrance of the ice and snow secret realm, and said softly, "Qiuying, goodbye."
At this moment, Qiuying believed that Zhang Dong really wanted to let her go, and she was full of surprises, and asked with a puzzled face, "Why did you do this?"
"Qiuying, actually we don't have any hatred. I didn't mean to peek at Princess Piaoxiang taking a bath. I thought it would be difficult to meet each other, but I didn't expect to meet you in the ice and snow secret realm, and you hate me so much. Kill me and hurry up, I can only take you away, but I didn't expect that you can't survive in other worlds, you have to go back to the zombie mystery, so I can only let you go back." Zhang Dong explained.
"I'm not asking you this, but why you didn't eat me?" Qiuying bit her lips with her snow-white teeth and said angrily, "Is it because I'm not beautiful?"
"You are as beautiful as a fairy in the sky, and you are deeply attracted to me. I have fallen in love with you for a long time, and I have long imagined that you will be my woman, and walk hand in hand with me on the road of life. Now that I have the opportunity to get you, I don't know How happy, but after I eat you, the red shougong sand on your left wrist will disappear, and when you return to the secret place of zombies, people will find out the fact that you are naked, and you will have a bad life, and you may even lose your life " Zhang Dong said regretfully, "I can't just watch my woman be wronged or die, so I would rather do nothing and let you go back."
Qiu Ying never dreamed that Zhang Dong reined in because of this reason, that this young man was so kind, so affectionate, and so unwilling to hurt her...
Her heart was full of emotion, and her eyes were full of mist. At this moment, Zhang Dong's figure miraculously walked into her heart, which was extraordinarily clear.
"Then I'm leaving?" Qiuying's voice became extraordinarily gentle.
"Wait a minute." Zhang Dong gently hugged Qiu Ying into his arms, caring for her like a treasure.
A rouge-like blush appeared on Qiuying's flamboyantly pretty face, her delicate body writhed uneasily, and said in a voice as low as a mosquito: "What do you want to do wrong?"
These words were simply encouraging and hinting to Zhang Dong, Zhang Dong's enthusiasm and longing suddenly erupted like a volcano, he lowered his head without hesitation, and kissed heavily on her delicate and fragrant cherry mouth.
Qiu Ying responded enthusiastically, her tender body was pressed tightly against Zhang Dong's chest, and her lotus arms naturally wrapped her arms around Zhang Dong's neck, like a little woman who fell in love and was extremely obsessed and lust.
Zhang Dong never dreamed that Qiuying would have such a change. He was very happy, and he used all kinds of tricks, and soon teased Qiuying so much that he didn't know where he was going.
In the end, she fell into Zhang Dong's arms like a puddle of mud, and said dizzily, "Are you ready? Are you ready? You won't really want to eat me, will you?"
Zhang Dong looked at this peerless beauty who was very affectionate and willing, and a strong desire rose in his heart, but he had to force it down and said, "Honey, next time my husband will come to the zombie secret realm." , then I will eat you again."
"You are not my husband. I was forced by you today. The next time I meet you, I will kill you." Qiu Ying gave Zhang Dong a charming look, and she finished speaking ferociously, like a beautiful woman. Flying out of Zhang Dong's arms like a butterfly, Niao Na walked into the door of the ice and snow secret realm, turned around gracefully, and said coquettishly, "Bad guy, I'm leaving."
"Baby, we will meet soon." Zhang Dong said softly with a look of reluctance, "At that time, you and Princess Piaoxiang will be my women."
"You are such a self-righteous fool who likes to daydream!" Qiu Ying scolded coquettishly, and drifted away.
Zhang Dong watched the beautiful woman go away, then returned to the sea, and drove the Fengyue boat to search in the sea. Liu Kui also walked out of the room, and said ambiguously, "Brother Dong, why is it over so quickly, where is sister-in-law?"
"Actually, we didn't do anything. I let her go because..." Regret appeared on Zhang Dong's face.
"Brother Dong, you are such a great man. I admire and admire you very much." Liu Kui said seriously, "Maybe, she has fallen in love with you ever since."
"Bullshit, do you think it's so easy for a woman to fall in love with a man? I'll be thankful if she doesn't hate me." Zhang Dong said, "Okay, let's not talk about that, just open Hujiu's storage bag. Do you have a baby?"
"Hu Jiu is a poor ghost, and he has nothing of value." Liu Kui said angrily, and poured out the contents of Hu Jiu's storage bag. It was a pile of sundries and healing medicines. Eye-catching baby.
Zhang Dong curiously picked up a white sign, looked at it over and over for a while, and said happily: "This is a bank card in Datong Secret Realm, which has 100 million Datong coins stored in it. We will take it out when the time comes. It can be used as the first pot of gold for us to enter the secret realm."
"Brother Dong, you are so powerful, you know everything, and you can do anything, I even believe that you can get pregnant." Liu Kui jumped up in surprise and shouted.
"Brother can certainly make countless women pregnant, but I don't want children yet." Zhang Dongxie laughed.
"I'm talking about you being able to conceive yourself." Liu Kui said with a strange smile.
"Brother does have this ability, but I will not deprive my woman of the happiness of pregnancy." Zhang Dong finished speaking earnestly, looked straight at Liu Kui's stomach, and said, "Liu Kui, do you want to give it a try?" How does it feel to try to conceive?"
"..." Liu Kui was terrified all of a sudden, his face turned pale with fright.
"If I were your woman, would you really not kill me?" Qiuying asked seriously.
"Of course." Zhang Dong said, "Because I really like you."
"If you really like me, then you can't possess me now, because I'm not ready yet, and my cultivation is at a critical juncture, so I can't commit suicide, otherwise, there will be no progress in my cultivation." Qiuying said.
"Do you think I will believe it?" Zhang Dongxie said with a smile.
"This is the truth. I never lied to you. How about this? I swear a poisonous oath that I will not marry unless you are the only one, and then you let me go back. When you wait for me, you go to the zombie secret land to find me, how about it?" Qiu Ying sincerely say.
"Don't swear, you will be my woman now." Zhang Dong said in an unquestionable tone, "You are 17 years old this year, one year older than Princess Piaoxiang, and the exercise you practice is called step-by-step lotus cultivation, which is very magical , is a water-attribute exercise, not only does it have no sexual taboos, but this exercise requires the harmony of yin and yang, so Princess Piaoxiang plans to hold a husband-in-law selection meeting in the next year after she gets married."
"How do you know so much?" Qiu Ying's face was full of surprise.
"Brother knows everything." Zhang Dong said with a strange smile, "Honey, are you ready? I'm coming in."
"We have to wait a little longer." Qiu Ying said in panic, "As long as you promise me one condition, I will cooperate with you and let you get the highest enjoyment."
"What condition?" Zhang Dong felt a strong stimulation and evil, and asked with a strange smile.
"That's why you let me go back afterwards." A rich blush appeared on Qiu Ying's pretty face, and the gleam in her beautiful eyes flowed.
"Do you think I will agree to this condition?" Zhang Dong laughed dumbfounded.
"You have to agree, otherwise I'll blow myself up and you won't get any benefits." Qiuying's face showed a look of death, seeing that Zhang Dong was unmoved, she begged again: "The reason for this request is because Because I can't leave Zombieland for too long because there's no food outside and I'll end up starving to death."
"The more you say it, the more outrageous it is. Do you think I will believe such a lie?" Zhang Dong said.
"I didn't lie to you. You sealed my cultivation, but I know the secret method of suicide, and I can commit suicide at any time. My food is very special, which is not found in other worlds and secret realms. Are you just watching me starve to death?" Qiuying said anxiously.
"What she said is true, she blew herself up and she could do it, and because she is a descendant of zombies, she must eat blood fruit to maintain her life. Blood fruit is produced on the blood fruit tree. It is full of red liquid, which is very sweet. , and the blood fruit tree can only survive in the zombie secret realm." The monitor said in Zhang Dong's mind.
Zhang Dong frowned and said, "Okay, I believe your words. But, don't you have any food in your storage bag?"
"Bring it, but it can only last for one day." Qiuying's face showed joy, and dumped all the contents of the storage bag on the deck. Sure enough, there were only three rice bowl-sized red fruits and some sundries.
"In this case, I can let you go, but I am worried that you will continue to fight against me in the future." Zhang Dong said with a sigh.
"Since I have dedicated myself to you, I will never fight against you." Qiu Ying said shyly, "You may not know that our life has a habit, as long as we are willing to have sex with men, Especially the first man in our life, although we will not marry only him from now on, but we will never hurt him easily again. And if we are not willing, if you force yourself to bow, you will hate you to the bone .”
Zhang Dong couldn't believe it, and asked in his heart: "Monitor, is what she said true?"
"It's basically true. In fact, many intelligent beings have this characteristic, and you humans do too. As long as a woman is willing to give her first time to the first man and get the highest joy, she will never forget it in her life. How could this man do something to hurt him?" The monitor said lightly.
"Do you believe what I said?" Seeing that Zhang Dong was silent, Qiu Ying immediately became nervous and asked.
"I believe it, but I don't understand why you want to do this?" Zhang Dong said doubtfully.
"Of course I have a reason for doing this. We are enemies, and you will naturally not let an enemy go. Then, my end will either starve to death or be killed by you. But I don't want to die, so I use this method to dissolve the hatred , it won’t be bad for you in the future, and you can rest assured to let me go.” Qiu Ying explained coquettishly, and then said seductively: “Good man, promise me quickly, a moment of sex is worth a thousand gold.”
With such a peerless beauty under his body, and the other party intends to cooperate with him, no one would refuse such a good thing, but Zhang Dong sighed and said: "You don't have to do this, I will let you go .”
After finishing speaking, he reluctantly climbed up from Qiuying's tender body.
A look of fear appeared on Qiuying's face, and she said, "You don't mean to kill me, do you?"
"Why would I kill you? Be good, get dressed, and I'll send you back to the Ice and Snow Secret Realm." Zhang Dong said softly.
Qiuying put on her clothes in doubt, jumped out of the bed, walked out of Fengyuefang together with Zhang Dong in a daze, and then Zhang Dongzhen sent her to the entrance of the ice and snow secret realm, and said softly, "Qiuying, goodbye."
At this moment, Qiuying believed that Zhang Dong really wanted to let her go, and she was full of surprises, and asked with a puzzled face, "Why did you do this?"
"Qiuying, actually we don't have any hatred. I didn't mean to peek at Princess Piaoxiang taking a bath. I thought it would be difficult to meet each other, but I didn't expect to meet you in the ice and snow secret realm, and you hate me so much. Kill me and hurry up, I can only take you away, but I didn't expect that you can't survive in other worlds, you have to go back to the zombie mystery, so I can only let you go back." Zhang Dong explained.
"I'm not asking you this, but why you didn't eat me?" Qiuying bit her lips with her snow-white teeth and said angrily, "Is it because I'm not beautiful?"
"You are as beautiful as a fairy in the sky, and you are deeply attracted to me. I have fallen in love with you for a long time, and I have long imagined that you will be my woman, and walk hand in hand with me on the road of life. Now that I have the opportunity to get you, I don't know How happy, but after I eat you, the red shougong sand on your left wrist will disappear, and when you return to the secret place of zombies, people will find out the fact that you are naked, and you will have a bad life, and you may even lose your life " Zhang Dong said regretfully, "I can't just watch my woman be wronged or die, so I would rather do nothing and let you go back."
Qiu Ying never dreamed that Zhang Dong reined in because of this reason, that this young man was so kind, so affectionate, and so unwilling to hurt her...
Her heart was full of emotion, and her eyes were full of mist. At this moment, Zhang Dong's figure miraculously walked into her heart, which was extraordinarily clear.
"Then I'm leaving?" Qiuying's voice became extraordinarily gentle.
"Wait a minute." Zhang Dong gently hugged Qiu Ying into his arms, caring for her like a treasure.
A rouge-like blush appeared on Qiuying's flamboyantly pretty face, her delicate body writhed uneasily, and said in a voice as low as a mosquito: "What do you want to do wrong?"
These words were simply encouraging and hinting to Zhang Dong, Zhang Dong's enthusiasm and longing suddenly erupted like a volcano, he lowered his head without hesitation, and kissed heavily on her delicate and fragrant cherry mouth.
Qiu Ying responded enthusiastically, her tender body was pressed tightly against Zhang Dong's chest, and her lotus arms naturally wrapped her arms around Zhang Dong's neck, like a little woman who fell in love and was extremely obsessed and lust.
Zhang Dong never dreamed that Qiuying would have such a change. He was very happy, and he used all kinds of tricks, and soon teased Qiuying so much that he didn't know where he was going.
In the end, she fell into Zhang Dong's arms like a puddle of mud, and said dizzily, "Are you ready? Are you ready? You won't really want to eat me, will you?"
Zhang Dong looked at this peerless beauty who was very affectionate and willing, and a strong desire rose in his heart, but he had to force it down and said, "Honey, next time my husband will come to the zombie secret realm." , then I will eat you again."
"You are not my husband. I was forced by you today. The next time I meet you, I will kill you." Qiu Ying gave Zhang Dong a charming look, and she finished speaking ferociously, like a beautiful woman. Flying out of Zhang Dong's arms like a butterfly, Niao Na walked into the door of the ice and snow secret realm, turned around gracefully, and said coquettishly, "Bad guy, I'm leaving."
"Baby, we will meet soon." Zhang Dong said softly with a look of reluctance, "At that time, you and Princess Piaoxiang will be my women."
"You are such a self-righteous fool who likes to daydream!" Qiu Ying scolded coquettishly, and drifted away.
Zhang Dong watched the beautiful woman go away, then returned to the sea, and drove the Fengyue boat to search in the sea. Liu Kui also walked out of the room, and said ambiguously, "Brother Dong, why is it over so quickly, where is sister-in-law?"
"Actually, we didn't do anything. I let her go because..." Regret appeared on Zhang Dong's face.
"Brother Dong, you are such a great man. I admire and admire you very much." Liu Kui said seriously, "Maybe, she has fallen in love with you ever since."
"Bullshit, do you think it's so easy for a woman to fall in love with a man? I'll be thankful if she doesn't hate me." Zhang Dong said, "Okay, let's not talk about that, just open Hujiu's storage bag. Do you have a baby?"
"Hu Jiu is a poor ghost, and he has nothing of value." Liu Kui said angrily, and poured out the contents of Hu Jiu's storage bag. It was a pile of sundries and healing medicines. Eye-catching baby.
Zhang Dong curiously picked up a white sign, looked at it over and over for a while, and said happily: "This is a bank card in Datong Secret Realm, which has 100 million Datong coins stored in it. We will take it out when the time comes. It can be used as the first pot of gold for us to enter the secret realm."
"Brother Dong, you are so powerful, you know everything, and you can do anything, I even believe that you can get pregnant." Liu Kui jumped up in surprise and shouted.
"Brother can certainly make countless women pregnant, but I don't want children yet." Zhang Dongxie laughed.
"I'm talking about you being able to conceive yourself." Liu Kui said with a strange smile.
"Brother does have this ability, but I will not deprive my woman of the happiness of pregnancy." Zhang Dong finished speaking earnestly, looked straight at Liu Kui's stomach, and said, "Liu Kui, do you want to give it a try?" How does it feel to try to conceive?"
"..." Liu Kui was terrified all of a sudden, his face turned pale with fright.
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