The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

Deserted island on sandy beach.

Zhang Dong and Zhang Kui stood facing each other, both exuding a destructive aura, and their eyes shot out a terrifying brilliance.

Liu Kui stood on the side and watched intently. The martial arts competition between masters was of great benefit to his current cultivation. Naturally, he dared not blink his eyes for fear of missing any wonderful moment.

"kill……"

Zhang Kui yelled, stomped and stared for a few steps, then came to Zhang Dong, and punched Zhang Dong's shoulder heavily. As soon as the fist was punched, there was a terrifying storm, as if the space was shattered.

"Good come."

Zhang Dong exhausted all his strength, mobilized the true energy in his dantian, and punched him hard.

boom……

Like a thunderbolt exploding between the two of them, the space collapsed, and the wind howled, Zhang Dong stomped back nearly a hundred steps, until he retreated to the edge of the island before stabilizing his body.

Zhang Kui also staggered back dozens of steps before he was able to stabilize himself, his face was full of surprise, his eyes were full of unbelievable light, and he shouted: "Brother Dong, you can resist my all-out attack!" Fist? I am three realms higher than you, and I am also born with supernatural power."

"Do you think Brother Dong is a vegetarian? Brother Dong has practiced my Eternal Divine Art for more than ten years. He has long been a humanoid monster with terrifying power. He has also comprehended many rules and principles of heaven and earth, and his combat power is extremely powerful." Liu Kui was on the side said proudly.

"Zhang Kui, use all your strength, let me see your real strength." Zhang Dong said flatly, he naturally knew that Zhang Kui hadn't used all his strength with the punch just now.

"Brother Dong, I'm afraid I'll punch you down." Zhang Kui grinned.

"You said you were fat, and you were still panting." Zhang Dongxie laughed, and with a sway of his body, he walked around Zhang Kui's back like a ghost, and punched him hard. His arm went to block Zhang Dong's fist, but Zhang Dong kicked him in the direction of his lower abdomen. He suddenly flew up into the air, screaming, "Brother Dong, you actually sneaked up on me?"

"What kind of sneak attack is this? You were unprepared." Zhang Dong rushed forward with a strange smile, punching and kicking Zhang Kui. Zhang Kui only got Liu Kui's memory, and Liu Kui got Zhang Fei's memory. , so his martial arts level is not much different from that of Zhang Fei, and he was immediately bound, and was soon beaten by Zhang Dong until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, screaming again and again.

But both Zhang Dong and Liu Kui admired it secretly, because Zhang Kui was a monster, and his body's defense ability was extremely strong. Although Zhang Dong had received so many punches and kicks, he was still alive and kicking without much hindrance.

"Brother Dong, you really aroused my anger, and I'm going to fight back." Zhang Kui was thrown down on the beach by Zhang Dong again, and he jumped up and shouted.

"If you fight back, you'll be bragging." Zhang Dongfei kicked Zhang Kui into the sea, but when Zhang Kui came into contact with the water, he immediately became more energetic, and said with a strange smile: "Brother Dong, how dare you?" Will you compete with me on the sea?"

"Why don't you dare?" Without any fear, Zhang Dong walked over lightly and punched Liu Kui in the chest.

Liu Kui also greeted him with a punch.

boom……

The air exploded, the waves splashed, like a missile exploding on the sea, Zhang Dong only felt a huge force coming, his wrist tended to break, he was shocked, he quickly used the technique of unloading force, his wrist shook rapidly, his body It is also retreating rapidly on the sea surface. Every step on the sea surface will stir up a wave of tens of meters high, which is particularly shocking.

Before he could completely remove his strength, Zhang Kui rushed up like a ghost, his hands turned into countless phantoms, instantly engulfing Zhang Dong.

bang bang...

boom boom boom...

The sound of fists and feet intersecting was like thunder, resounding non-stop on the sea. Zhang Dong was completely at a disadvantage, defending more than attacking, and was beaten by Zhang Kui.

"what……"

Zhang Dong yelled violently, his fist melted into a palm suddenly, and he unleashed Chaosun Chapter 1——Chaoqi, and slapped Zhang Kui brazenly.The current Eight Palms of Chaos is different from the one created by Jiao Cetian, incorporating more rules and principles of heaven and earth, adding a trace of the way of swallowing and the way of insignificance, and its power has been greatly improved.

clap la la...

The monstrous tsunami seemed to burst out from his two palms, the sea water soared into the sky and turned into a wave like a mountain, and in the wave, there were two dead palms like illusory existence, like elusive blue smoke, Waiting for the opportunity, if Zhang Kui is not on guard, then these two palms must hit his vital parts.

"Tips for carving insects."

Zhang Kui's huge mouth opened suddenly, and with a strong suction, all the waves poured into his mouth like the Yellow River breaking an embankment, and Liu Kui, who was watching on the bank, was stunned and completely surprised. Not from ear to ear, but remembering that Zhang Kui itself is a big octopus, and he grows the way of water, he feels relieved.

Zhang Dong was also secretly surprised. Zhang Kui, who is so powerful, can swallow so much seawater. Time, to avoid yourself in such a disadvantage.

But he didn't panic, his palms suddenly changed from illusion to reality, and hit Zhang Kui's chest hard.

bang bang...

Two muffled thunderous voices sounded, Zhang Kui remained motionless, with a weird smile on his face, but Zhang Dong flew upside down in the air as if he had been shocked by a huge force of ten thousand catties, and flew dozens of meters in a row before Staggering and landing on the sea, looking at Zhang Kui like a monster, he couldn't believe his eyes.

"This is the water attribute technique I taught him—the water shield protection in the Water Dragon Jue." The monitor said in Zhang Dong's mind, "The two palms you just made were actually resisted by the water he sucked into his stomach. No, it didn't work on him at all."

"What a powerful Water Dragon Jue, this kind of exercise is amazing." Zhang Dong said in admiration.

"Of course, the Water Dragon Jue is one of the top skills of the Dragon Clan. Even the Dragon Bronze Beard has not been fully mastered, and Zhang Kui has only grasped some superficial aspects." The monitor said, "Your way of swallowing is even more terrifying, it's a pity you The comprehension is not deep, and the corresponding fighting moves have not been created."

"We must study the way of swallowing carefully and create our own moves..." Zhang Dong made up his mind in his heart, but now he has to find a way to teach Zhang Kui a lesson.

"Brother Dong, be careful, here comes my unique trick." After Zhang Kui said triumphantly, he sank into the water, and popped out of the water again in the blink of an eye, but the place where he popped up was Zhang Dong. About five meters behind him, he let out a smirk, opened his mouth to Zhang Dong's back, and spit out a torrent of water, like the Milky Way falling from the sky, and the surging tide instantly submerged Zhang Dong.

His attacks were more than that. After spitting out the sea water, the man also swam rapidly in the water. In the blink of an eye, he came to Zhang Dong's back and punched him hard. However, Zhang Dong disappeared like never before. It was the same as before, and a small boat was as far away as lightning, and it left this dangerous area in an instant.

"Cheating, this is cheating." Zhang Kui jumped out of the water and shouted angrily while standing on the high waves.

"Baby is also a part of strength." Zhang Dongyou appeared on the water again, holding Fengyuefang in his hand, and after speaking with a strange smile, he spit out the Soul Chasing Sword from his mouth, and shot at it like lightning, before Zhang Kui reacted Before that, he shaved the hair on his head clean, and even cut off his trouser belt, and the trousers fell down with a clatter.

Zhang Kui was about to cry, so he hurriedly pulled up his pants, and shouted angrily, "Brother Dong, did you hear that I was going to heaven and earth, so you shaved my head so that the beauties would misunderstand that I am an immoral monk?"

Zhang Dong was also taken aback for a moment, unable to figure out how this guy could connect this matter with that matter, so he said in a teaching tone: "Unlearned and incompetent guy, monks in this era can get married now, don't you?" do you know?"

"Then monks can go whoring, too?" Zhang Kui grinned.

"Of course." Liu Kui said with a strange smile on the shore, "It's still a hot item."

"Don't lie to me." Zhang Kui rushed ashore, pinned Liu Kui to the ground, swiped his palm like a knife, and abruptly shaved Liu Kui's bald head. Then, he let Liu Kui go and said with a smile : "This is the brother who shares weal and woe."

Liu Kui was so angry that he vomited blood, jumped up quickly, and kicked Zhang Kui's crotch viciously.

Zhang Kui quickly dodged and fled frantically with his pants up.

Liu Kui naturally chased after him shouting and killing.

This situation is extremely funny, as if Zhang Kui raped Liu Kui, and now Liu Kui is chasing him.

Zhang Dong watched and shook his head. Zhang Kui developed from Liu Kui's memory to today, but in fact he is another Liu Kui. Now such two living treasures will make many jokes in the future.

After a while of laughing, the two big light bulbs finally stopped. Zhang Dong asked: "Zhang Kui, we will encounter many powerful enemies in the future. What kind of weapons do you plan to use?"

Zhang Kui held his head in his hands and thought for a long time, then said, "Use the whip, I think the whip suits me best."

He himself is a big mutated octopus with [-] tentacles, like [-] huge braids. Even if he is an idiot who uses whips, he has been hunting with whips all his life, so he must be a master of whips.

Zhang Dong nodded and said: "It seems that we must find a way to get a tough and indestructible whip."

"No need, I have a whip." Zhang Kui smiled mysteriously, two whips popped out from the palms of his hands, and quickly grew to tens of meters. breath.

"Is this your tentacle?" Zhang Dong asked curiously.

"Yes." Zhang Kui finished with a proud face, and danced the two whips so that they turned into two black mountain peaks, but there was no sense of disorder, and no tendency to intertwine with each other.

"Good whip technique." Zhang Dong and Liu Kui admired at the same time, the lethality of Zhang Kui using the whip is absolutely terrifying.

"Because the whip is my tentacles, it can be commanded well, but it has a flaw, that is, it is not very tough, and it is not as strong as the weapon from the secret realm." Zhang Kui said regretfully.

"It's okay, I'll modify my body's Eternal Magic Art. If you practice hard, your body will definitely become stronger and stronger, and so will your tentacles. They can even be harder and indestructible than weapons..." Zhang Dong said no when he said this with confidence. I went down, because a loud noise came from the direction of the United States, the earth was shaking, and the sea created a huge wave, and even the small island where Zhang Dong and the others were standing was submerged.

"Monitor, what happened?" A bad premonition rose in Zhang Dong's heart.

"The crisis at base 51 has broken out!" the monitor replied.

Zhang Dong's expression changed, and he said urgently: "Quick, show the surveillance video."