The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

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Zhang Dong, who read the portrayal of the other party's current mood, looked at the shy and embarrassed beauty standing on the balcony, feeling refreshed, and his eyes were full of narrow-mindedness.

Seeing that Zhang Dong seemed to be a bit of an idiot in terms of EQ, Wu Menglin had no choice but to dodge a few glances at Zhang Dong before saying shyly: "Student Zhang Dong, you are really a miracle doctor, and you can really cure my disease in just a moment. And never relapse?"

Knowing that Wu Menglin was about to bow his head and arrest him, Zhang Dong secretly smiled in his heart, and made a promise, and finally said proudly: "Any skill I know is outstanding, extraordinary and sacred, such as calligraphy, painting, medical skills, martial arts, language, etc. Both."

Wu Menglin looked at Zhang Dong with admiration and admiration, and said shyly: "I believe in you, you are amazing, if you promise to treat me well, you only ask for two kisses, and you don't move your hands or feet, and you will never kiss me again. If you pester me, I'll let you in, how about it?"

This ashamed disease has tormented her for many years, but she has been persistent in her studies, she has mastered seven foreign languages, and her other grades are also very good. Such a woman cannot but be admired. For Zhang Dong, treating her It doesn't take much internal energy, so why not do it with little effort.

So Zhang Dong nodded sincerely and agreed to the other party's request.

Hongyun climbed onto Wu Menglin's cheeks, and said shyly, "Wait a minute, I'll come down and open the door."

"It doesn't have to be so troublesome." Zhang Dong said with a smile, "Stay back a little, I'll jump up."

Wu Menglin froze for a moment, with an expression of disbelief, and looked at Zhang Dong like a monster, because the second floor was more than three meters high from the ground, and there was a courtyard on the first floor, surrounded by a wall more than two meters high, and The top of the fence was covered with sharp broken glass, how could Zhang Dong jump to the second floor?

Seeing that she was stunned, Zhang Dong gestured to her to back off.

Wu Menglin woke up with a start, took three steps back, and then stared at him with wide eyes without blinking, wanting to see how he jumped up.

Zhang Dong smiled coquettishly, raised his breath, and pulled himself up out of thin air, like a superman, flying obliquely in the air, slowly flying more than two meters high, and then the toe of his right foot touched the instep of his left foot, and his whole body rose again, fluttering like a fallen leaf, Flying over the railing of the balcony on the second floor, slowly landed on the balcony.

Wu Menglin was really stunned and dumbfounded now, she was just an ordinary person, she had never been in contact with internal martial arts, and she always regarded this ability of flying over roofs and walls as a fiction in novels. A master at home, flying over eaves and walls, jumping a few meters out of thin air, is as easy as eating and drinking.

Immediately, she broke out in a cold sweat secretly. If there are many such masters in the world, then living on the second floor is not safe at all. Also, Zhang Dong can easily enter the place where I live, but he is not like this Do it, but after getting my consent, I jumped up.

Although he looks lewd, he is actually a good man, so I don't need to be afraid of him.

With a flowery smile on Wu Menglin's face, she invited Zhang Dong in, sat him down on a chair, and busily made tea for him.

Although there is one room and one living room inside, the living room is too small, with an area of ​​less than six square meters. There is almost no space for a small round table and two chairs.

The door of the room was closed, obviously he didn't want Zhang Dong to enter, but Zhang Dong had already monitored it through the monitor, and the room was not big, only a dozen square meters in area.

However, even such a house costs nearly 2000 yuan in rent.

Zhang Dong sighed slightly, admiring this strong woman even more.

Wu Menglin put a cup of steaming tea made from the so-called luxury goods - inferior tea leaves in front of Zhang Dong, and asked curiously, "Student Zhang Dong, did you use lightness kung fu just now?"

"Yes, people with internal energy can jump very high, but don't worry, there are not many people like this, especially not many people who can jump on your balcony, and there are less than two hundred people in the world " Zhang Dong shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "And if you can move to a higher floor, of course it's safer."

"How could he know what I was thinking?" Wu Menglin's face showed a strange color, and she asked curiously: "What is inner energy? Is it difficult to cultivate?"

"Just take it as the kind of internal strength in the novel. There is not much difference. It is even more miraculous than that. It is not easy to practice. The qualifications of the exercises are very important. If you want to be my woman, I can teach you the exercises. , Let you quickly gain inner energy and become a rare master in the world, how about it?" Zhang Dongkou Huahua said.

Wu Menglin was serious for a while when she saw Zhang Dong, and then she returned to her pervert nature. She was ashamed and angry, and said with a tense face: "If you don't have a girlfriend, I might be willing to be your woman, so that I don't have to live in such a small area." In a place where you don’t have to grit your teeth and study hard, and you don’t have to bear tremendous pressure.”

She changed the subject and said coldly: "However, you already have a girlfriend who loves you so deeply like Chen Xiaojiao, please don't appear in my world again. What I don't like are women like mistresses and mistresses who don't know how to love themselves, what I need is true love, and you can't give it."

Zhang Dong smiled awkwardly, in front of this dignified woman, he seemed a bit restrained, but the more such a woman was, the more pleasure he had to conquer.

Changed the subject and said: "Okay, just kidding, let's treat your illness first."

"En." Wu Menglin nodded obediently. If she can relieve this kind of pain that is too embarrassing to speak out but has been entangled in her life, it will be a great happiness, and life will become more beautiful. Even though you have to lose your first kiss, it is still worth it, and It's not wronged to dedicate my first kiss to the most talented person in all ages, besides, I lost to him in a bet.

"Go to the room, the area here is not enough." Zhang Dong said.

Wu Menglin shyly led Zhang Dong into her small boudoir. Although the area was small, it was very clean and tidy. Half of the bed was packed with books in foreign languages, and there was a half-old computer desk in front of the bed with several books on it Foreign language books and a battered computer monitor.

And she uses this computer to learn foreign languages ​​for ten years, the kind of hard work and persistence is beyond anyone's imagination.

"Sit cross-legged on the bed, breathe evenly, and don't move casually." Zhang Dong's right hand twisted Miaoman, and the silver needle that had been wrapped around his arm flew out and lay in his palm.

Wu Menglin climbed onto the bed as she said, sat cross-legged, and looked at the silver needle in Zhang Dong's hand with curious eyes.

"Don't be afraid, don't be nervous, just a moment will be fine." Zhang Dong smiled softly, shook his hand and shot the silver needle.

Wu Menglin only felt a slight pain in her lower abdomen, and then a numbness, the silver needle had penetrated deeply, and the exposed length was only less than an inch, and was pinched by Zhang Dong's two fingers. on her belly.

Looking at the handsome face only a few inches away from her, smelling a strong masculine breath, which almost did not fascinate her, her face was instantly occupied by a magnificent red cloud, and her heart jumped wildly. , Have you ever had such close contact with a man?

Just when she was dizzy and didn't know east, west, north, south, a scorching heat came from the silver needle, turned into a billowing hot current, and slowly permeated all parts of her body, a feeling of relaxation and comfort came to her heart instantly, and another The strange and strange feeling made her coquettish and groan, she was so ashamed that she wished she could find a hole in the ground and hide in it.

The hot current was rolling and flowing back and forth, and even her mind was washed several times, which made her mind clearer, as if her heavy head became light, and her whole body was also light, as if she was about to fly.

She knew deeply that her cold had disappeared.

Such a wonderful feeling made her groan again, and she was too ashamed to look at Zhang Dong.

Gradually, the heat flowed to the lower abdomen, like a stove, baking every sensitive cell, a strange sense of comfort instantly burst like a torrent, and a throbbing of the heart made her at a loss.

Although she cleverly covered Cherry's small mouth with both hands, she still couldn't stop the sound that made people blush and heartbeat come out of it, lingering in this small space for a long time.

If outsiders hear it, they will definitely think it is something they are doing and love doing.

After nearly 10 minutes like this, Wu Menglin suddenly let out a high-pitched moan, and then her whole body went limp, her pretty face was as red as blood, her eyes were full of embarrassment and shyness, but she was reminiscing about this strange but touching feeling in her heart. It’s so beautiful, it’s so nostalgic, isn’t this the kind~~

She didn't dare to think about it, closed her eyes and dared not open them, for fear that Zhang Dong would see the nostalgic luster in her eyes.

The heat flow in the lower abdomen gradually weakened and left slowly, and the aftertaste of that beautiful feeling also gradually disappeared. Miraculously, the continuous and never-ending pain in the lower abdomen has disappeared, and the whole body is extremely relaxed, and I really want to float stand up.

Is this what being healthy feels like?

Will I never be tortured by this shameful disease again?

"Crack~"

Zhang Dong took out the silver needle and said with a smile, "Okay, there will be no recurrence in the future, how do you feel?"

Wu Menglin opened her eyes, took a quick look at Zhang Dong, then quickly dodged away, and said gratefully: "Very, very good, relaxed, as if about to float, thank you very much."

Zhang Dong said a few words politely, and then appreciatively looked at this young girl who had regained her vitality and looked even more glamorous, feeling a sense of accomplishment in her heart.

Under Zhang Dong's scorching gaze, Wu Menglin blushed, closed her eyes, pouted her cherry mouth slightly, and was about to give Zhang Dong her first kiss. This was what she had agreed before. Although she was reluctant, she still decided to kiss Zhang Dong. It's not a bad debt, not to mention, there's nothing you can do if you want to default today, right?

However, she waited expectantly for a long time but there was no movement, so she couldn't help opening her eyes slightly, but she saw Zhang Dong touching his chin and admiring her delicate appearance with enjoyment, showing no sign of wanting to kiss her at all. She was so ashamed that she didn't know what to do, she said coquettishly: "Fool, why don't you hurry up?"