The fat peasant girl wants to counterattack

Old Mrs. Xue is also very helpless. At such an old age, she still has to travel thousands of miles to Anyuan County for a student. Wouldn't it be good to live in the capital and eat delicious food?

The boy holding the donkey for him was even more helpless.

Who has traveled thousands of miles?

If you don't ride in a nice carriage, you have to ride a donkey. Not only will the donkey lose weight from running, but my legs, which lead the donkey, will also become thinner.

You said you don’t feel nervous when riding a donkey? Oh, is it because you are afraid of getting bumped, so you chose a fat donkey? It is thick and not afraid of getting bumped?

So here comes the question, Master, have you ever considered my feelings?

Although the boy was muttering in his heart, he didn't dare to ask. It wasn't that the old lady was too harsh, but mainly because he was afraid that the answer he would get would be too heartbreaking, so he decided not to ask.

As long as you are happy, Taifu!

By the way, why did the old master come to this place thousands of miles away?

Although he is the number one servant next to the Taifu, the Taifu will not tell him such a thing. He has professional ethics and does not ask questions that should not be asked.

Regarding this, Mrs. Xue actually had a lot of curses in his heart.

To put it simply, I owed it to King Huai in my previous life.

It turned out that Xiao Jingyu went to see Mrs. Xue before going off to war.

It was already midnight that day after Xiao Jingyu said goodbye to this comforter and that one. When he was lying on the bed after washing, he suddenly remembered something.

Yue Mingxuan didn't even have a good teacher, so how could he get a good rank in the imperial examination and rise to the top in a short period of time?

No, no, he has to make arrangements. This is related to Mingzhu's identity.

Being from an official family background will make it easier no matter what you do in the future.

When he mentioned Mr., the first thing that came to his mind was Mrs. Xue, and his handwriting was taught by Mr. Xue.

The old lady was the most interesting gentleman he had ever met.

He is knowledgeable, well-versed in people, and has been immersed in officialdom for many years. Now that he has become an official at home, the court will not disturb him when he has nothing to do. It is most suitable for him to be a teacher for a country boy like Yue Mingxuan.

Just do it!

So His Royal Highness King Huai jumped up from the bed in the middle of the night, put on his clothes, and went to the Taifu's Mansion without even leaving the main gate of the palace.

Sneaking into the old lady's room.

The old lady's wife had passed away long ago, and he had no interest in keeping concubines, so he slept alone. Because he was older, he slept more deeply, and Xiao Jingyu didn't make any noise, so he still slept soundly.

Under the moonlight, the old man still looked as fat as ever, snoring loudly, and his sleeping appearance was no different from that of the old farmer in the melon field.

The old man was still smacking his mouth, probably because he was dreaming about eating delicious food. Xiao Jingyu couldn't help laughing as he watched.

"Who?" The old lady was awakened by Xiao Jingyu's laughter.

"Old man, it's me!" Xiao Jingyu's face suddenly enlarged in front of the old man, which frightened the old man so much that he wanted to slap him.

Seeing that it was Xiao Jingyu, the old lady was no longer nervous. He leisurely put on his clothes and got out of bed. Xiao Jingyu helped him when he got out of bed.

It had been a long time since King Huai had come to see him in the middle of the night. He was still not used to it. Why did he suddenly come to see him? He was going on an expedition tomorrow. Why didn't he recuperate in the middle of the night? Why did he come to see him, a bad old man?

He had a question in his mind and asked.

Xiao Jingyu poured him a cup of tea and said casually: "Old man, you are in luck!"

The always prudent old lady Fu rolled her eyes at him, "Listening to what you said, I have an ominous premonition. Why don't you stop talking about it!" Xiao Jingyu didn't care and continued: "It's true, I know, old man You like food, but there are only so many things in Beijing. You have eaten enough after decades. When I went out this time, I met a person who cooks very delicious food. I have never eaten it before. It's okay, old man, you don't know how delicious it is, I don't even want to come back, what do you think, do you want to try it?"

The old man was a little moved, swallowing secretly, thinking, King Huai has been accustomed to eating good things since he was a child. Even he said yes, it must be good. However, this kid has been cheating him since he was a child. This time There must be other purposes, but he won't be fooled. This kid is so anxious to death!

So he pretended not to care and said, "Come on, little kid, tell me what's going on? If you don't tell me directly, I'm going to go back to Meng Zhou Gong."

Xiao Jingyu immediately said: "Old man, you are not an outsider. Let me tell you the truth. I met a young man when I went out this time. He is quite talented in reading. He is just from a remote area. It is not for nothing that he can be a good gentleman. Are you delayed? Only a wise gentleman like you, old man, can do it. As long as you take action, you can carve even a stubborn stone into a beautiful jade." Xiao Jingyu tried his best to flatter.

The old master waved his hand: "No, no, no, I am not worthy. I have also taught His Highness Prince Huai, but so far I have not been able to carve His Highness into beautiful jade. I feel guilty. It is better not to mislead others." With him. With his experience, King Huai must have not told the truth.

Xiao Jingyu had no choice but to say: "Old man, it's boring for you to do this. If you don't tell the truth after seeing through it, you have to break the casserole and ask if it's interesting?"

The old lady said: "Interesting, very interesting." Mainly because he was scared of being tricked by this kid, and he had to ask for answers.

Okay, okay, this old man has become a spirit, and it is getting harder and harder to fool him, that's right, what should he say, he is still embarrassed.

So Xiao Jingyu said shyly: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just that this young man is, it's me..."

"Your Highness Prince Huai!" The old lady shouted sternly to stop what Xiao Jingyu was about to say.

Xiao Jingyu was shocked. Did this old man go crazy in the middle of the night?

Little did he know that at this moment, the old lady was extremely worried. She said sternly: "Your Highness, please give up. I won't go. Your Highness carries all the hopes of the Imperial Concubine and the Dingbei Marquis Mansion. Don't learn from those useless things." Instead of engaging in some unhealthy tendencies, it’s better to choose a princess as soon as possible and start a family.”

Xiao Jingyu: "..."

No, old man, please tell me clearly, I have done something evil, but it is indeed the time to choose the princess. He also thinks, isn't this what he is trying to do?

So, he continued: "Old man, since you want me to choose the princess as soon as possible, you should help me. If you don't go, how will I choose the princess? I'm afraid I will be hopeless in this life."

Old lady: "..."

Could it be that he misunderstood King Huai? Not what he meant? Didn’t King Huai like that boy? It would be better to listen to it again.

The old lady cleared her throat to hide her embarrassment and said, "Tell me."

Xiao Jingyu could only tell the whole story, saying that he had a girl he liked, but the girl was just a commoner. Fortunately, her third brother was a scholar and very motivated. He asked the old man to help him. Can he marry a princess in this life? It all depends on the old man, and he said that if he can't marry the princess, it will be the old man's fault.

After hearing this, the old lady felt at ease at first, saying that King Huai would just be normal, but then he became furious and wanted King Huai to go away!

The old lady, who was well-read in poetry and books, wanted to curse, but couldn't find the words.

It’s my fault whether you want to marry a princess or not. I’m not your father, yet you still rely on me. I’ve done so much evil in my previous life that I can only be your husband in this life. I’m your husband. , I’m not going to be your father!

Although, the old lady finally agreed.

After all, he sincerely hoped that King Huai would be well. He had to go and see what kind of girl King Huai liked, lest King Huai was young and ignorant of the importance and be deceived again.

Of course, King Huai finally emphasized that the girl's cooking was indeed delicious. This was not the point. He firmly refused to admit that he went there for this.

Even if this girl can't cook, he still has to go. Of course, if she can cook, he will be her third brother's husband. Isn't it right for her to cook for him?

The biggest problem now is that Anyuan County is a bit far away from the capital. He never likes riding carriages. For some reason, he gets sick from carriages!

The short distance was fine, but such a long journey would kill him!

King Huai, it’s up to you!

His Highness Prince Huai thought for a moment and said that it would be easy to handle, and he would finish it the next day.

So early the next morning, a surprisingly fat donkey appeared in the Taifu's house.