Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

Chapter 31 Summoning Xi Shi
Isn’t it just five pots of clothes?

That's it?

Du Jiyan immediately summoned Xiaodian: "I need help from the system."

"Host, don't watch too many male pornographic videos, as it can easily cause you to get angry."

Who is afraid of getting angry?

Getting angry is nothing.

I also recognize nosebleeds.

It has always been real-name pornographic videos of men.

But the current task is to wash clothes.

"Aunt Li, Aunt Li, Aunt Li, come and help me wash my clothes." Du Jiyan recited the same-disease-connecting technique she bought.

This time it didn't work.

"Host, the technique of connecting the same disease has expired and can no longer be used."

It's a big advantage to Grandma Li, otherwise she would still have to wash five basins of clothes.

Then forget about summoning an assistant.

Xiaodian seemed to understand Du Jiyan's current situation.

Understand that Du Jiyan needs help.

He immediately turned on the screen and asked Du Jiyan to draw a card.

Drawing a card for [-] points is cheaper than buying support directly, but drawing cards has a chance. You may not be able to get the auxiliary hero you want at one time. If you are unlucky, you may not win once if you draw ten times.

A turntable appeared on the screen, with three heroes on the turntable: Wu Dalang, Han Xin, and Grandma Rong.

Wu Dalian sells cooking cakes, so he probably doesn't know how to starch and wash clothes.

Han Xin is a martial arts practitioner and will not do this woman's work.

Grandma Rong does acupuncture.

None of these three people could help.

Change batch.

Three more characters appeared on the screen: Mi Yue, Empress Lu, and Xi Shi.

Du Jiyan spent [-] points to start drawing.

I drew Miyue for the first time.

Mi Yue was the first empress dowager in Chinese history. She was the empress dowager Xuan of the Qin State. She had a distinguished status and could not handle the chores of washing and washing.

The second time, Queen Lu was drawn.

Empress Lu, the empress dowager of the Han Palace, was not suitable for these menial jobs.

The third time, I drew Xi Shi.

Xi Tzu is suitable.

Xishi was born in the Yue Kingdom at the end of the Spring and Autumn Period. She was very beautiful and outstandingly beautiful. She endured humiliation and shouldered the burden, dedicate herself to serving her country, and helped Yue to destroy Wu. She was born in Zhuluo Village in Zhuji. Her father sold firewood, and her mother was in Shaanxi. Her family was poor. I often swim in the stream.

Calling Xi Shi to the Huanyi Bureau, the professional is the right one.

The screen flashed, and Xi Shi, wearing a dark red dress with a palace ribbon around her waist, arrived.

People often describe the four beauties in China by saying that they have "the appearance of a fish that sinks like a wild goose, and the appearance of a flower that shys away from the moon." The sinking fish refers to Xi Shi.

Xi Shi is indeed very beautiful. Even if she doesn't show off her beauty, she can still bear to look at her face closely.

"Where is Fan Li? He invited me to go boating on Taihu Lake. Where am I?" Xishi walked around the Huanyi Bureau, touching here and looking there. She saw that the Huanyi Bureau was all dressed as palace people. The clothes of the people of that dynasty were different, but the majesty of the palace still made Xi Shi afraid: "Where is this? Did I enter the palace? Which emperor snatched me away? I want to find Dr. Fan Li."

"Sister Xishi, Fan Li is not here."

"Where did Fan Li go? Ah, is it possible that Fan Li is getting along with you?" Xi Shi's eyes were red.

Du Jiyan looked down on Fan Li.

Fan Li has no abdominal muscles.

"Sister Xishi, I summoned you here. I want to ask you to help me wash my clothes."

As soon as Xishi mentioned washing clothes, she became energetic.

Back then I was washing yarn by the stream and I had some skills.

Later, as I moved between different men, in the dead of night, I often thought of following my mother by the stream when I was a child, not to mention how warm it was.

Xishi picked up the basin, took the clothes pounding stick and started washing.

Plant ash and soapberry are also used very skillfully.

Those nuns were no match for Xi Shi. In less than an hour, Xi Shi washed five pots of clothes cleanly.The dirty clothes in his own basin were not enough to wash, so he had to grab the dirty clothes from the papaya basin and wash them in two basins.

After washing, Xishi waited for help to dry the clothes on the bamboo rack before leaving.

Grandma Li felt surprised.

She was supervising the work with her arms drooped, still thinking that if Du Jiyan dared to leave a piece of clothing behind, he would not be able to live well.

Counting the time, the nuns would be able to finish washing the clothes in about half of the afternoon. By the time Du Jiyan finished washing, it would be evening at least.

Why did she wash it so early?
It must have been washed carelessly.

I have to confront her.

Grandma Li had the feather duster ready, but the clothes on the bamboo rack were washed so clean that no faults could be found.

Did Du Jiyan get used to these rough jobs so quickly?

Should not be ah.

Back then, those concubines were thrown into the clothes bureau, and they all had to live or die. They couldn't bear the punishment for three days.

As soon as Du Jiyan came in, he made rapid progress and his clothes were washed better than those of the mothers.

Born to be made of laundry material?

Grandma Li stood behind Du Jiyan and winked at the mother-in-law, meaning to push Du Jiyan into the pool regardless of the situation.

None of these old ladies could react as quickly as Du Jiyan.

Besides, Nanny Li once pushed Du Jiyan, and Du Jiyan had learned a lot from the experience.

Du Jiyan ducked out of the way, and the old woman pushed Nanny Li directly into the pool.

Then there was a "pop" sound, and Grandma Li sank to the bottom of the water.

After being beaten for a day, I almost lost my wits.

Now sinking in the pool, Grandma Li was so frightened that she couldn't even scream.

When the ladies pulled her out of the pool, she almost died.

Du just said it was poisonous.

Grandma Li was furious.He specially asked someone to collect the rancid rice and bring it to Du Jiyan. Not only was the porridge spoiled, it also had some croton in it.

Grandma Li eats roast duck rolls with shredded green onions.

Only Du Jiyan's food was shabby.

Grandma Li felt that if Du Jiyan was so hungry, she was a tough guy and she should be convinced.She should drink this porridge obediently, forget it, let her have diarrhea for a few days, and let her have a good time.

Who would have thought that Du Jiyan didn't panic at all, just bought a replacement technique and replaced it with the porridge in front of Grandma Li.

After watching too many male pornographic videos, I need to supplement my nutrition.

Du Jiyan called Xiaodian: "I want to order a takeaway."

"Braised fish, shredded pork with soy sauce, marinated goose feet, whatever the host wants to eat, I can't deliver it to you."

"why?"

“Delivery guys can’t travel through time and space.”

"Okay, what's delicious in the system space?"

"Braised pork, pickled fish, steamed crab, mackerel dumplings."

The saliva is almost running down.

Du Jiyan ordered all four items and ordered a jar of flower wine.

Today there is wine and today is drunk.

"Papaya, come and eat with me." Du Jiyan waved to the papaya that was chewing sweet potatoes.

Papaya thought that eating a sweet potato would be dinner that night.Unexpectedly, there is more to come, and blessings are yet to come.

Grandma Li and others laughed while drinking wine: "Do you want to share a bowl of porridge? I don't see how stubborn you can be."

When he came to the dim bedroom, Du Jiyan closed the small door, brightened the candle, and put food on the table.

Fragrant.

The food is still hot.

The papaya has never seen so much oil and water, and the paintings of the Kitchen God are not so rich.Normally, Grandma Li and a few other old ladies eat well, but they only get fat chicken and duck. Du Jiyan even served big crabs here, as well as dumplings that can only be eaten during the Chinese New Year.

I never dared to eat it so well in my dreams.

"Eat, it will cool down soon."

(End of this chapter)