Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

Chapter 4 Emperor, you are playing with fire
Sword eyebrows, starry eyes, long eyebrows on the temples.

This dead emperor turned out to be somewhat beautiful.

Du Jiyan was scared and thought that he should hurry up and go to the underground palace.This Taihe Palace is much scarier than the Underground Palace.

Unexpectedly, the emperor tilted his head and leaned on Du Jiyan's shoulder.

Thick bright yellow mourning clothes with pearls hanging down.

Du Jiyan heard the gasping sound of "Huh...".

Is the emperor breathing?

Is the emperor angry?
impossible.

Du Jiyan tried to test the emperor's breath.

out of breath.

Du Jiyan took out a small mirror and reflected it on the emperor's face like a treasure hunt.

Still need to go to the instrument for inspection.

The emperor is actually alive.

"Master Du, what are you doing?" Gao Rang's voice rose.

The small mirror in Du Jiyan's hand fell to the ground with a bang.

"My arm is cramped." The emperor opened a pair of slender peach blossom eyes, which were clear and lazy.

Du Jiyan...

"I'll rub it for the emperor." Gao Rang said and squeezed the emperor's shoulders. Gao Rang seemed to be very good at massaging. The emperor's eyes were half-squinted and the corners of his mouth were raised.

The maids helped the emperor take off his linen clothes and bright yellow mourning clothes with southern pearls. They brought warm water to the emperor to cleanse his hands and face. They also removed the white candles and white silk from all over the Taihe Palace and lit the candles again. Serve with avocado aroma.

The palace maids and eunuchs were nimble and clean in their work. After a while, there was no more white in the Palace of Supreme Harmony.

Bird's nest porridge from the imperial dining room was brought in.

Gao Rang also thoughtfully ordered a song and dance performance for the emperor.

The fragrance of avocado rises slowly, and Taihe Palace is wrapped in a warm fragrance.

One by one, they are very skilled in their business.

The emperor spit out the bright white night pearl in his mouth, glanced at Du Jiyan and asked Gao Rang: "Where did this fool come from?"

"Back to the emperor, this is Du Jiyan, the daughter of Du Zhong, the sixth-rank supervisory censor. She is the newly selected beauty of the Queen Mother to enter the palace."

"I know she is a beautiful girl." The emperor closed his eyes and his long eyelashes overlapped: "This fool poked me everywhere with a mirror, and it all hit me in the face."

Du Jiyan
"The little hooves who are new to the palace don't know how to serve the emperor. Go aside." The imperial concubine came in a hurry.Du Jiyan pulled him out of the tent.

News from the palace spread so quickly.The East and West Six Palaces seem to be connected to the Internet, and the wifi signal is full.

The Emperor of Taihe Palace had just woken up and before the bowl of bird's nest porridge was finished, the ladies came.

It was said earlier that the emperor died, and the ladies stayed at the Palace of Supreme Harmony and cried for several days. The emperor was gone, and everyone was young and had to be widowed. The thought of spending a lifetime in the cold palace made them feel terrified.What will everyone do after the emperor dies?Copying scriptures or reading?How to make shoes?How can I survive this? How can I fall asleep without a man?

Now that they knew that the emperor was not dead and no longer had to be a widow, all the ladies got excited.

"Your Majesty, you scared me to death. Your Majesty, please touch me. My concubine's heart is still beating loudly."

"Your Majesty, I specially changed into pink clothes. Your Majesty said that I look best in pink. Your Majesty, please see if I look good."

"The concubines will not be able to live without the Emperor."

The emperor happily ate a longan and said, "If I die, I will definitely take my beloved concubines to the underground palace, and they will be with them whether they are alive or dead."This time the show girls performed well and rushed to be buried with me. "

Du Jiyan snorted.

Your Majesty, you can really act like a peacock and be sentimental.

"Du Jiyan, do you have any ideas?" The emperor stared at Du Jiyan.

"The bad habit of burials should have been eradicated long ago." "Such a passionate thing, do you, a little beautiful girl, think it is a bad habit?"

"If the emperor dies and the queen is ignorant and the beautiful ladies are buried with him, the lives of the beautiful ladies will be wasted. If the emperor dies and the queen is ignorant, the beautiful girls will not be buried with him."

"Who should it be?"

Gao Rang consciously took two steps back.

"If the emperor knew it, according to the rules of the palace, he should be buried according to his position. The queen should be buried first."

The queen has always been weak and cannot withstand summer or winter. It is early spring and she still has to hold Yu Pozi to keep warm. She has to take medicine three times a day. If something happens, she cannot sleep well at night. Now she is breathing heavily. Qi finally arrived at the Taihe Palace. As soon as he touched the doorpost, he heard someone saying that he wanted the queen to be buried with him. The queen almost fainted.

This Taihe Palace is full of sinister winds, and some people dare to be treasonous.

Will I, the queen, be unable to control the situation?

After hearing Du Jiyan's words, the empress Meng Yuzhu burst out laughing and said, "I think what this beautiful lady said is true, so it is the queen who should be buried with her first."

"The first one is to be buried with the queen, and the next one is to be buried with the imperial concubine." Du Jiyan added.

The imperial concubine Meng Yuzhu choked with anger.

The beautiful ladies can only enter the palace after many layers of selection.

Appearance, body shape, and conversation should all be in line with the rules.

After entering the palace, the nuns taught him the rules and etiquette of the palace. Under normal circumstances, nothing would go wrong.

How did this fish that slipped through the net enter the palace?
The first time he opened his mouth, he attacked the queen, and the next time he opened his mouth, he attacked the noble concubine.

When had the Queen and the Concubine encountered such a half-hearted person?

This show girl is really trying her best to kill herself.

Du Jiyan also felt that he was about to die.

After all, he had been drinking poison for several hours.

The emperor leaned on the bedside with satisfaction: "Okay, I just pretended to be dead to scare you. I didn't expect that everyone from top to bottom is sincere to me. If you pass on my decree, all the concubines will be rewarded."

"Thank you, Your Majesty." The ladies were delighted.

It turns out that the emperor was cosplaying, pretending to be a dead person, and playing plot?
"Your Majesty, what should happen to a beautiful girl who has taken poison?" Du Jiyan asked.

"If you take poison, you will take poison. If you die for me, wouldn't it be honoring your ancestors?"

"Hunjun." Du Jiyan snorted coldly.

"You mean I'm Hunjun?"

"King You of Zhou lit up the beacon tower to tease the princes in order to win praise from his concubine. As a result, the princes did not believe in the beacon fire. Xirong attacked Haojing and the Western Zhou Dynasty was destroyed. In order to test the sincerity of the ladies, the emperor pretended to be dead. There is another story about the beacon fire trick on the princes. What's the difference? The emperor pretended to be dead, but let the innocent beautiful girl die."

"Master Du misunderstood the emperor. What the emperor gave you was not poisonous wine, but daughter's red mixed with sour plum soup." Gao Rang helped to intercede.

"What about Bai Ling?"

"Then Bai Ling broke with just a pull."

"Where's the dagger?"

"The dagger retracts as soon as it is stabbed. It is equipped with a mechanism and cannot hurt anyone at all." Gao Rang was afraid that Du Jianyan would not believe it, so he took out a bright dagger from his sleeve and stabbed himself in the chest with a "plop, plop," After a few blows, the dagger bounced back unscathed.

A screen of light flashed in front of Du Jiyan:

Physical contact with the Emperor: +20 points

Happy communication with ladies: +10 points

What about lifespan?
Host life span: infinitely extended.

Du Jiyan couldn't believe his eyes: "Xiao Dian, are you accurate?"

System power: accurate
Good guy.

Suddenly unable to die?And there are 30 more points?
What should I do if I just scolded the emperor for being stupid?
(End of this chapter)