Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

Gao Rang was a close confidant of the emperor, so he was thrown into the punishment department.

Du Jiyan and Shi Jing shut their mouths knowingly.

Sleepless nights.

Shi Jing rested his head on his head and looked at the murals in Yongfu Hall: "I didn't expect that the dead castrated dog was more ambitious than me. I won't call him dead castrated dog anymore."

Du Jiyan pulled out the screen and Xiaodian was already waiting on him.

The system displays the distance from Chen Guo to Yelang. The straight-line distance is 1630 kilometers.

"Does the host need to book tickets? If so, the following options are available:

Air ticket: 3 hours, direct flight without connecting flights
High-speed rail ticket: 7 hours, one transfer is required in the middle

Car: 18 hours

Even if you book a ticket, in ancient Chen State, you couldn't get on a plane or high-speed rail, and there was no bus station.

Which ticket to book?

When Yelang arrives in Chen State, the fastest thing is probably the carriage.

Carriage: one month trip
Bullock cart: the journey takes one and a half months

Walking: half a year

It's really a long way from Chen Guo to Yelang.

I don’t know what the climate is like there, what the customs are.

The small screen flashed and began to introduce Yelang Kingdom:
Yelang is located in the northwest of Chen State, in the transition zone between plateaus and lakes. There is a huge difference in altitude, mostly in basins and hills. Due to the humid and cold climate, people eat more spicy foods. Chili peppers and watercress are must-haves. People like to eat hot pot, spicy dishes, Bacon, kimchi, sophora flavescens, and red sausage.

Afraid that Du Jianyan wouldn't understand, Xiaodian also listed pictures.

The sizzling hot pot is half white soup and half red oil. Duck intestines and tripe are cooking in the churning red oil.

There are many types of Malatang dishes, including lotus root, gluten, crispy intestines, potato noodles, spinach, and lettuce. After they are cooked, pour them into a plate and pour a ladle of boiling soup over them. You can have two bowls at any time.

The bacon is translucent and perfectly fat and thin.

The pickles are stacked neatly in the jar.

The sophora flavescens was freshly dug, and the red sausage was still steaming.

No.

Look hungry.

Du Jiyan's stomach growled.

If you are not going to be Yelangjun's side room, but traveling to Yelang, it would be a good place.

Seeing Du Jiyan staring blankly in the air, Shi Jing turned over and pushed her: "Don't overthink it, the emperor should have issued the decree. I heard that the queen went to ask the emperor, and the emperor was determined to send us both to Yelang." . I secretly used money to send someone to ask my father to go to Qin Tian Jian to settle the matter. What do you think the Qin Tian Jian people said?"

"say what?"

"The people from the Qintian Prison said that we are destined to be rich and powerful, and that there is no villain in our destiny, and it will benefit others. In this case, this should not happen. Moreover, the people from the Qintian Prison are pinching At a glance, that Yelangjun is already fifty-eight years old."

"what?"

"I didn't believe it at first. Yelangjun is older than my father. How could I be worthy of being his sidekick."

"Shi Jing...you don't have to...belittle yourself."

"Hmph, I didn't expect that I can't eat the emperor's meat, but I have to go all the way to gnaw on a handful of old bones." Shi Jing was a little angry: "Where is our historian's face when the news is spread? Why don't I get a pack of mice if it's like this? medicine……"

"Shi Jing, don't think too hard. There is room for change in everything."

"The emperor will issue an order to send us to Yelang in the next two days. There is no room for turning around. I really should get a bag of rat poison for the emperor to take."

Du Jiyan...

At this time, Du Jiyan was slightly interested in Mr. Yelang.

You have to check it with a small electrician.

Nothing can trouble Xiaodian.

It only took two seconds for Yelangjun to appear in front of him.

Character: Yelangjun
Weapon: Ax Specialty: Ambitious

Harem: 178 people

Descendants: 30 people

Age: 59
It seems that Qin Tianjian is conservative.

Yelangjun is not 58, but 59 years old.

The man retired at 60.

Yelangjun is about to retire.

Xiaodian thought Du Jiyan was interested in Yelangjun, so he took two photos of Yelangjun.

One picture shows him riding on a tiger, holding an ax in his hand, baring his teeth and claws, with a big belly and a thick beard. He has the courage of Lu Zhishen to uproot a weeping willow tree.

The other picture shows Mr. Yelang lying on the collapse, weak and dying. He no longer has the splendor of the past, but has a sense of dusk where there is no tomorrow.His 178 wives are kneeling in a huge sea to pray for him.

Du Jiyan suddenly understood why Shangguan Yun'er asked her and Shi Jing to go to Yelang Kingdom to become sidekicks.

Most likely it’s for a happy occasion.

Give Yelangjun a happy birthday, maybe Yelangjun will be fine.

Didn't Shi Jing ask Qin Tianjian to settle the matter? Both of them have good fortunes and are good to others.

Shangguan Yun'er is not only a great dancer, but also a first-rate person recognizer.

As soon as we entered the palace, we could figure out who Tory Yeroji was.

Taihe Palace.

The Queen Mother came at night.

Aunt Guan followed the Queen Mother, holding a steaming medicinal soup in her hand.

After a long discussion, the emperor was writing.

Cinnabar is used as ink and brocade is used as paper.

Shangguan Yun'er wore a gauze dress and polished it for the emperor.

Even without reading it, the Queen Mother knew what the Emperor wrote.

The emperor wants to send the two beautiful ladies from Yongfu Palace to others as concubines.

The news took wings and flew throughout the harem.

Even when the late emperor was in the most difficult time, suffering from internal and external troubles, he never thought of giving away his wives and concubines.

The little emperor is really better than his master.

"Is it your idea to send them to Yelang?" the Queen Mother asked Shangguan Yun'er.

The queen had already come to question him once before.

Shangguan Yun'er laughed back at the queen, "The queen doesn't need to worry about such a big matter."

Now that the Queen Mother has come in person, Shangguan Yun'er clearly doesn't take the Queen Mother into consideration: "It's the decision between me and the Emperor. It's been decided, and the Emperor is issuing an edict."

The Queen Mother gave Aunt Guan a look.

Aunt Guan quickly came forward with the medicine: "Shangguan Yun'er, this is a reward from the Queen Mother."

The black medicine has a pungent smell.

The Queen Mother said coldly: "There is a full ounce of arsenic in this medicine. There is no doubt that it will poison a person. If Du Jiyan and Shi Jing are allowed to serve as side chambers for Lord Yelang, it is not impossible. As long as Shangguan Yun'er If you drink this poison, Aijia will do what you want."

The emperor couldn't help but stop writing in his hand. You must know that the Queen Mother has always shown an upright image to others since she was a child. Even during the reign of the late emperor, she never touched a finger against many concubines. Later, when she became the Queen Mother, There are already more than [-] people. Apart from eating fast and chanting Buddha's name every day, they don't care about many secular things. Why is it that I have to keep up with Guan Yun'er today?

"Queen Mother, it was my idea to let Du Jiyan and Shi Jing go to Yelang. I have nothing to do with the Yungui people." The emperor guarded the front.

"Your Majesty, are you out of your mind?" The Queen Mother tried her best to protect the Queen Mother's majesty, but she was still so angry that the corner of her mouth twitched. The beads in her hand were always not going smoothly, and there was only a "pop" sound, and the rope broke. The prayer beads jumped and scattered all over the floor: "Shi Jing's father, Shi Yu, has been teaching the emperor on the order of the late emperor since he was a child. No matter it was windy or rainy, cold or hot, he never slacked off for a day. Her daughter sent When he entered the palace, he was not cared for by the emperor, but instead he was given to Yelang Xiaoguo as a side chamber. If word spread, wouldn't it chill the hearts of the courtiers?"

The emperor said nothing.