Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

Chapter 64: Catch up with the pervert

"Go after him, go after that pervert."

"Follow him and don't let him get away."

A group of people ran towards Du Jiyan's direction.

Du Jiyan quickly lowered his head and looked at himself. He had just bought the clothes for 500 gold coins. They fit him very well. The mask was from the last time he entered the game, which showed that these people were not here for him.

"Help me -" a familiar voice came.

Take a closer look, why is Min Jian here?

Isn't Emperor Min Jian lying dead in the Palace of Supreme Harmony?I entered the game just for fun and didn't invite him to form a duo queue.

How did he get in?
Pressed the start button by mistake?
His soul came out of his body and floated into the game, so he is still asleep in the real world?
Through a dream?

Not sure.

The only thing that was certain was that Min Jian recognized Du Jiyan.After all, the name tag with the three characters "Eunuch Du" on her head was shining brightly, just like Du Jiyan also discovered "Sixi Meatballs" in the crowd.

This is really one of the four great joys in life, "meeting an old friend in a foreign country".

This is very troublesome.

I originally wanted to level up in the game and fight monsters.

Who knew a follower would come in?

And this follower seems to have encountered a little trouble.

"Four Happy Meatballs" The emperor was naked from the waist up, holding two banana leaves in front of him and running all the way.The two tortured banana leaves were flying up and down like butterfly wings, and the emperor ran very embarrassed.

A group of people chased after him, carrying baskets and throwing tomatoes, eggs, protein and vegetable leaves after him.

"It's really insulting to the gentlemen. There is such a perverted man in Dalong, running on the street in broad daylight."

Throw a tomato over.

"My wife was selling vegetables on the street, and he ran out naked. She was so frightened that she even gave up the vegetable stall. She ran all the way home and threw herself on the bed crying."

Throw an egg over.

"I'm not naked, I'm covering two banana leaves." The emperor tried to tell the difference.

A cabbage leaf was thrown in his face: "Aren't you a pervert by hanging two banana leaves? If you don't learn it well, you will scare the girls and wives all over the street and chase you."

Sure enough, I saw many girls and wives chasing after the emperor, watching on tiptoe and shouting: "Catch this pervert quickly, don't let him escape."

It seems that "Four Happy Meatballs" need help.

After all, so many people are chasing him, and life and death are at stake.

Du Jiyan decisively pulled off his mask and looked down at his shoes.

The emperor obviously recognized her from the beginning and ran to her and stopped suddenly.

"Eunuch Du—what a coincidence."

what.

With a name tag on your head, you can't say you've identified the wrong person.

But Your Majesty, look at the crowd of people behind you. How many enemies have you brought here? It's like fighting.

Who can stand it.

Forget about the emperor calling for help.

Du Jiyan wanted to shout for help.

The current plan is to hide in NPC Grandma Zhang's shop first, and wait for these people to pass by before making any plans.

But as soon as she saw something was wrong, Grandma Zhang closed the shop long ago.

NPC's reaction is fast.

The store cannot be entered.

There was nowhere to hide around.

The emperor ran all the way, and the two tortured banana leaves on his body could hardly hold on.

If the banana leaves fall off, the situation will be more serious.

The most urgent task is to find some clothes for the emperor to wear, and maybe he can escape from danger.

By the way, the swimsuit I exchanged for the skin card came in handy.

"I have a set of clothes in my baggage. Put it on quickly." Du Jiyan thrust the baggage to the emperor.

The emperor was really grateful: "Eunuch Du, you helped me last time, but I didn't expect you to help me this time. You are really my savior." The emperor unpacked the bag and shook out the swimsuit.

Chen Guo was in a feudal society and had never seen such a thing as a swimsuit.

Fortunately, the emperor knows Dudou. Isn’t that Yuanyang Dudou?
There is also a tiger skin skirt.

The emperor fiddled with it for a while, until he was half-convinced and confused.

It was Du Jiyan who had to help, tighten the bellyband on the emperor, and then put on the short skirt.

The tiger skin skirt looks familiar. Is it the same as the one Tang Monk made for Sun Wukong? Or it’s three points thinner.

As for the bellyband, the emperor is a man after all, so he really feels wronged by the bellyband.

The emperor was also very aggrieved: "Eunuch Du, I'm really afraid of being beaten even more severely with these clothes."

The emperor said exactly what he said.

When it's blocked by banana leaves, it's not very abnormal.

Putting on this swimsuit, the whole body is really 360 degrees with no blind spots.

Even Du Jiyan wanted to give him two hammers after seeing it.

I saw the group approaching.

Can only adapt to the circumstances.

Du Jiyan directly pressed the emperor against the door of Nanny Zhang's room, and then pressed his whole body against him.

The crowd was already coming.

Seeing the two of them kissing each other, they all started to eat.

"It's really insulting to gentlemen. We kissed him in the street and asked me to give him a pair of broken shoes." The man was about to take off his shoes, but was pulled by another person: "Brother, didn't you see his name, Eunuch Du? , when you look at this name, you must be someone from the palace, what kind of person in our Darong is the most favored by the emperor?"

"Father."

"That's right, Eunuch Du was born as a eunuch and is someone we can't afford to offend. Besides, it's not uncommon for my father-in-law to find women. The chief eunuch of Darong also has his third wife. It's important for us to catch that pervert."

"Yes, yes, it's important to catch that pervert."

A group of people were gearing up again, like a gust of wind.

With a "squeak" sound, the door of Grandma Zhang's shop opened.

Grandma Zhang stuck her head out and said, "Is there something exciting to watch?"

Unexpectedly, the game NPC also likes to watch the fun.

Du Jiyan and the emperor ducked into the house and quickly closed the store door.

Grandma Zhang was no longer willing: "I have to open my door to do business, why did you two come to close my door?"

"Mammy, he needs to buy clothes."

"This girl -" Nanny Zhang looked at the emperor: "This girl is really good-looking and blessed with big ears, but -" Nanny Zhang paused, and her eyes fell on the emperor's chest: "It's just that this This girl is--harmful, and peace in the world is also a good thing."

Unexpectedly, NPC also likes to eat melons.

The emperor was embarrassed because he was dressed in a nondescript manner. According to Nanny Zhang, the emperor's feet could dig out three rooms, one living room and one bathroom.

"What kind of clothes does this girl want to buy?" Nanny Zhang looked at the emperor.

The emperor was even more embarrassed: "I have no money."

Yes.

In Chen State, all the wealth in the world belongs to the emperor.

But this is Darong, a game world. The emperor's treasures from that life cannot be brought here, nor can the emperor's status and titles be brought here.

In the game, the emperor, like Du Jiyan, was born in scrap metal.

"Where is your baggage?" Du Jiyan asked.

Anyone with a discerning eye can see that the emperor has come all the way without any burden.

"I was running in a hurry just now, and I lost my baggage."

It's useless.

Du Jiyan and the emperor stared at each other, and then both looked at Nanny Zhang.

If Aunt Zhang is willing to help the poor, the Emperor may even get a piece of clothing.

　Banana Leaf: Who can tell me what I have experienced? ? ?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)