Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

Du Jiyan's first thought was Min Jian's idea.

Anyway, as a player of "I Become an Official", I can quit the game at any time. Being an official or not will have little impact on me, so it doesn't matter if I refuse.

Min Jian didn't want to be an official, so it was best to quit the game and run away, but it would not be that easy for him to quit the game.

I still remember that the portal is in the center of the lake.

Emperor Darong's words promptly poured a basin of cold water on the two of them: "I almost slipped and fell into the lake behind the dining room once. The witch said that the lake was also a nuisance for me and should not be approached, so I had people drain the water and put it away. The lake has been filled in to create a garden.”

Du Jiyan
Is that portal covered by earth?Is it now a garden?

So how did Min Jian quit the game and return to Chen Country?
You can't dig three feet into the ground in front of everyone, right?
Min Jian looked sad.

It seems that he has been away from the Chen Kingdom for a long time. He still remembers his Palace of Supreme Harmony. Every day, a large number of concubines arrived, eager to show off their talents and win his favor. The world is so big, the Chen Kingdom stretches for thousands of miles, and all the people surrender to him. feet.

She still remembered that she was still lying on the bed in Taihe Palace, with Du Jiyan waiting on her to massage her. The Yungui man who came from Yelang was dressed like green onion, fresh and charming, and was waiting for him every step of the way. Suddenly, When I came to Darong again, I couldn't help but get a fifth-grade official. It seemed to be called a fifth-grade Sanren. The Sanren didn't know it and only knew how to take a walk.

We can’t stay in Darong either.

The people of Chen State are as miserable as three autumns without a king.

The people of Chen State must have wanted to die thinking about the emperor.

I can't be happy and miss Shu, I have to think of a way to go back.

Eunuch Du seems to be very talkative and full of ideas.

Min Jian couldn't help but take aim at Du Jiyan.

Du Jiyan also had this intention.

The two of them clinked glasses of wine with each other.

"Eunuch Du, congratulations on your promotion to the eighth rank eunuch."

"Sixi Wanzi, congratulations on your promotion to the fifth rank of Sanren."

"I heard that the eighth-grade eunuchs are paid four taels of silver a month. They serve the emperor personally every day. I heard that you have to stay outside when the emperor sleeps at night. The emperor has to call you when he talks in his sleep."

"You are not bad at Sixi Wanzi. You are a fifth-grade Sanren. Sanren have a lot of time and are proud of themselves. They chat with the Emperor every day. The Emperor can't live without you as soon as he opens his eyes."

"Congratulations, full of honors."

"We rejoice together, and the ancestral graves are filled with smoke."

First there was a wave of business blowback.

Then we hold our heads together and whimper
Both of their voices were a little softer.

"Eunuch Du, I don't want to be a fifth-grade Sanren. I'm afraid you won't believe me if I tell you. I have more important things to do than a fifth-grade Sanren."

"Sixi Wanzi, I'm afraid you won't believe me if I tell you. I don't want to be an eighth-grade eunuch."

"You are already a eunuch. If you don't want to be an eighth-grade eunuch, you are still a eunuch. Why don't you just accept it? After all, you can't do anything else if you become a eunuch in the palace."

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"You are so good at persuading people and chatting, so you should be considered a fifth-grade Sanren."

"Your eunuch is also very skilled."

"Lend your auspicious words."

"Thank you for the compliment."

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"You are a ghost."

"You dead eunuch."

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Sure enough, it’s not fun to do anything at work.

It's bad luck.

The two drank the bitter wine and had their own thoughts.

"My dear friends, what are your thoughts?"

If they didn't follow the wishes of Emperor Darong, it would be disrespectful to the emperor at a serious level. At the least, Emperor Darong might be easy to talk to and would not embarrass them.Who knows.

But even if he didn't want to be an official, he had to find a reason to avoid losing Emperor Darong's face.

Min Jian urgently invited Du Jiyan to discuss strategies. After a short observation, Min Jian discovered that Eunuch Du was a garrulous person, but this did not affect his occasional insights.

"Eunuch Du, please help me figure out how to stop being a fifth-grade individual."

This question is simple. If you think about it for a second longer, Du Jiyan will lose.

"You can tell the emperor that instead of being a fifth-grade Sanren, you can become a fifth-grade eunuch. When the time comes, your position will be higher than my eighth-grade eunuch. I am willing to listen to my elder brother's orders."

Min Jian's face turned red to the base of her ears: "I'm telling you something serious."

Du Jiyan now has no system, no ready-made answers or techniques for reference, and relies entirely on his own ideas.

Fortunately, I had read a few books and immediately showed off my knowledge.

"There is a man named Li Mi, do you know?" Du Jiyan asked.

Min Jian shook his head.

"Emperor Jin Wen took a fancy to Li Mi and wanted him to join the court as an official. Do you know how Li Mi refused?"

Min Jian shook his head.

"I provoked danger and suffered a misfortune from Min. The child was born in six months, and his loving father realized his disapproval. When he was four years old, his uncle took away his mother's will. My grandmother Liu Minchen was lonely and frail, and she raised her personally. I had many illnesses and could not survive at the age of nine. A lonely man, as for the establishment. There are no uncles, no brothers, the family is weak, and there will be no children in the future. There are no relatives who are close to each other, and there are no children five feet tall who answer the door. We stand alone, with shadows and shadows hanging around each other. "

Min Jian hesitated.

"If I want to follow the imperial edict and gallop, Liu's illness will get worse. If I want to obey my personal feelings, I will tell him not to do so: the advancement and retreat of the minister will be really embarrassing. The Fuwei Holy Dynasty ruled the world with filial piety, and everyone in the old age was still raised with care. What's more, I am lonely and miserable, especially. I am [-] out of [-] this year, and my grandmother is [-] out of [-] this year. It is a long time for me to devote myself to your majesty, but a short time to repay Liu. May your majesty be cautious, honest, and listen to me. With a small ambition, I am lucky enough to be able to survive for more than a decade. I will die as a dead head when I am alive, and weed as a weed when I die."

Min Jian hesitated again: "Eunuch Du, you seem to be very talented all of a sudden."

Even if the Du family's ancestral tomb is on fire, it is impossible for Du Jiyan to have such a talent.

Such a sincere article comes from Li Mi's "Chen Qing Biao".

Du Jiyan just borrowed flowers to offer to the Buddha and told Min Jian about Chen Qingbiao, which meant that he could follow the gourd and resign to Emperor Darong.

After listening to the classical Chinese text for a while, Min Jian's mind was buzzing: "Forget it, I'll just become a fifth-grade Sanren. After all, being a fifth-grade Sanren is easier than memorizing this "Chen Qing Biao" you mentioned."

Du Jiyan
Emperor Darong smiled and said: "Where is my fifth-grade Sanren, and where is Sixi Wanzi?"

Min Jian didn't move.

Du Jiyan coughed, but Min Jian still didn't move.

What, the game is stuck?

Du Jiyan looked up and found that Min Jian was missing.

Min Jian disappeared under her nose?
I didn't see him running away.

Emperor Darong was startled. He had just had a drink with Sixi Wanzi, but where was he now?
A few lines of small words suddenly appeared above Du Jiyan's head.

"Players please arrange your time reasonably, play moderately and pay attention to the balance between life, study and entertainment. This game limits the playing time of minors. The cumulative playing time during holidays shall not exceed 6 hours, and the total playing time shall not exceed 4 hours in a single day on weekdays. Otherwise, There will be a forced exit."

Understood.

Min Jian was forced to quit?

Min Jian was kicked out of the game?

Min Jian was only seventeen.

He is underage.

Hahahaha.

It was quite sudden.

Emperor: If you don’t kick me out of the game, I will forget that I am still the emperor of Chen State. This feeling of not doing my job properly makes me feel a little bit superior.