Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

When it comes to releasing gu, Shangguan Yun'er is the number one without exception, but Du Jiyan is not a good person either.

Shangguan Yun'er slapped Du Jiyan several times across the face, causing sparks to pop up in Du Jiyan's eyes. Du Jiyan was stunned for only two seconds, and quickly grabbed Shangguan Yun'er's hair, which was bound to make the grass full of bean sprouts thin. .

"Du Jiyan, how dare you hit the emperor's favorite concubine."

"I'm not afraid if I'm not favored. How can I be afraid of the emperor's favorite concubine?"

"Wait until I tell the emperor——"

"Wait until I tear your mouth apart——"

"You shrew—" Shangguan Yun'er couldn't wait to take out a small khaki box from his sleeve. There were several reptiles in the box. The small reptiles were shiny with oil and looked a bit fierce.

This is probably Shangguan Yun'er's Gu again.

Du Jiyan quickly snatched her box and threw it on the ground. When he kicked it, it crackled and the Gu insect died.

Gu Chong is Shangguan Yun'er's child.

Du Jiyan killed Shangguan Yun'er's descendants by killing the Gu insect.

Shangguan Yun'er grabbed Du Jiyan's hair and almost pulled him up.

Sensing that Du Jiyan was under attack, the system's screen lit up: "The host is under attack. Do you need to choose a weapon?"

"need."

"Hey...the weapons have arrived at the system store. They cost fifteen cents each."

Small batteries are still most useful.

As soon as he saw that the host was in a bad situation, he immediately revealed his weapon.

At least you have to choose Cheng Yaojin's big hammer or Guan Yu's Qinglong Yanyue Sword, and chop Shangguan Yun'er back to Yelang with one blow.

The system store flashed, and an object was released: a razor.

Ok?
Xiaodian, are you serious?
We are two women fighting, thank you.

"Sorry host, the system store has been updated, please purchase again, eh... the electric clippers are in place."

Electric clippers?
Hair clipper?
Are you going to shave Shangguan Yun'er's head?

"No, Xiaodian, if I shave Shangguan Yun'er's head, I can't pull her hair, but she can still pull mine, wouldn't I suffer a loss?"

"The host can shave his head so that others cannot attack the host's hair."

Ah yes yes yes.

Xiaodian, you are very considerate.

Before others attack my hair, I will destroy myself and shave my head clean.

That's a really good idea.

Injure the enemy eight hundred and injure yourself one thousand and two.

"Xiaodian, please take back your electric clippers and step back."

"Okay, host."

Du Jiyan followed Guan Yun'er while fighting, knocking over the incense burner, spilling sandalwood all over the floor, and knocking over the vase. The green chrysanthemums in the vase fell to the ground one after another, like a green snow falling, and they kept beating. When they reached the twelve screens, they ran out of energy, so they leaned against the screen and cursed.

"Du Jiyan, you, a woman who is about to be sent to Yelang, dare to hit me?"

"If I hit you, I'll hit you. Is there any time limit?"

Shangguan Yun'er didn't take advantage of him, so he reached out and was about to slap Du Jiyan.Du Jiyan was on guard, tilted his head and dodged, then slapped Shangguan Yun'er's lips with his backhand. Shangguan Yun'er's lips immediately became swollen, like two sausages hanging out.

"Hahaha." Du Jiyan couldn't help laughing.

Shangguan Yun'er immediately slapped Du Zhifang and knocked him to the ground.

Damn, I’m happy early.

Shangguan Yun'er slapped Du Jiyan's face again. This slap took eight generations of ancestors' strength. Du Jiyan felt that his eyes were full of stars. When he looked at the bronze mirror behind the screen, his face was really red. Da, the ancestors of the Du family must not know her.

Hit people without hitting them in the face.

Shangguan Yuner, you violated my taboo first.

Shangguan Yun'er saw Du Jiyan's ugly appearance and laughed very loudly: "I beat him into something worse than a pig or a dog."

Although Du Jiyan was the daughter of the censor, she had received a close-knit boudoir education since she was a child, but when they got into fights, she couldn't even remember that she had received any education.After all, the position of the supervisory censor is not high, and the Du family's economic level is average. They have not been rich in material since childhood, and their spiritual life has gradually become poor. Living in such a way that both sides suffer, why do you still have to be angry with your Yelang woman?

impossible.

Du Jiyan took off his shoes and slapped them in Shangguan Yun'er's face.

The soles of the shoes are harder than the hands.

Du Jiyan's heart is harder than a stone.

Originally, he was not favored in Chen's harem and could not even earn a place to sleep with him every day. Du Jiyan's resentment was heavier than even a ghost. Shangguan Yun'er, you have come all the way to complain.

Shangguan Yun'er didn't expect that Du Jiyan would take off his shoes and attack her. He was stunned immediately. When he came back to his senses and looked at the bronze mirror, his face was swollen even bigger than Du Jiyan's, and his thick lips. , she was originally graceful, soft and charming, but who would have thought that Du Jiyan had no pity for her, and was so courageous that she dared to hit the emperor's favorite concubine.

"Ouch, what's going on?" Gao Rang ran in holding whisk.

Everyone heard what was going on in the Taihe Palace, but the eunuchs and maids shrank their heads like quails, and no one wanted to come in. First, they were afraid of becoming a doormat, and second, they were afraid that if they accidentally offended Shangguan Yun'er, they would be unable to eat and walk away. .

Gao Rang doesn't care about that.

Looking at the overturned incense burner in the hall, the incense ashes scattered all over the floor, the unfortunate vase, the trampled chrysanthemums, and the swollen faces of the two masters, he thought like a mirror: "Oh, Whoever served you so carelessly should come and take care of it soon."

As soon as Gao Rang's words came out, the eunuchs and maids filed in.

He held the incense burner, held the vase, swept away the incense ashes, picked up the green chrysanthemums, then lit the avocado incense again, straightened the screen, straightened the bronze mirror, closed the open window tightly, and lit some goose-yellow incense. The incense was enough to enhance the atmosphere. The eunuch and the maid brought warm water for Shangguan Yun'er and Du Jiyan to freshen up.

The two of them turned their backs and grinned, washed their faces, combed their hair in front of the mirror, put in their hairpins, and straightened their clothes.

Taihe Palace seemed to have regained its tranquility.

Gao Rang narrowed his cunning little eyes: "How are the masters?"

"It's okay, I just accidentally bumped into the screen." Shangguan Yun'er didn't want to tell anyone about her beating, and of course she didn't want to call the imperial doctor. After all, the emperor was still lying down in the Taihe Palace, and she had a big plan.

Du Jiyan threw away the handkerchief, picked up a brocade stool and sat down, then stuffed the handkerchief into his sleeve, picked up a cup of tea with a smile and said leisurely: "Nothing, I just bumped into the incense burner, Eunuch Gao, You have a heart."

Shangguan Yun'er glared at Du Jiyan contemptuously. As a witch, she had been cold-faced and cold-hearted since she was a child, and she would not let others see her thoughts easily. It was called "pretend" for short. I didn't expect that Du Jiyan, a woman from the Chen Kingdom, was actually more powerful than Du Jiyan. She could still pretend, she could still laugh, and she even drank the tea.

Du Jiyan was beaten the hardest and said the most hypocritical words: "Eunuch Gao, is there anything wrong with me?"

Gao Rang was startled.

This said.

Du Jiyan now had a bruised nose and swollen face.Shangguan Yun'er was twisted and twisted at this moment.

The two of them looked disgusting enough.

Shi Jing: Du Jiyan, why didn't you notify me when you were fighting? If a woman from Yelang dares to make trouble, I, Shi Jing, can climb up the wall. I will definitely climb up the wall immediately to see the excitement.