Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

Chapter 79 The Dog Emperor is in love with someone else
The emperor was not angry at all.

After all, there are too many people who scold the emperor, and Eucommia ulmoides is the least of them.

A gentleman should be virtuous.

But think about it carefully, is King Zhou of Shang a good thing?After succeeding to the throne, the last monarch of the Shang Dynasty carried out large-scale construction projects, increased taxes and regulations, strictly enforced the Zhou sacrifice system, changed employment policies, and implemented severe punishments.

He likes drinking, having fun, and doting on women.

He increased taxes and filled Lutai's coffers with money. He expanded the garden terraces in the dunes and captured a large number of wild beasts and birds to place inside.

He used wine as a pool of water, hung up meat as a forest, and let men and women chase and play naked among them, drinking and having fun all night long.

Most of the words used to describe King Zhou of Shang are not good words.

For example: indulging in wine and sex, resorting to militarism, refusing to remonstrate and pretending to be wrong, wine ponds and meat forests, torture by cannon, and hen Si Chen.

Now that Min Jian is on the throne and proclaimed emperor, he thinks he is quite conscientious, but his ministers compare him with the cowardly and lustful King Zhou of Shang.

Du Jiyan was afraid that the emperor would be angry and that his father, Du Zhong, would not be able to eat anymore and walk around. After all, he had already been fucked to the seventh level. If he was fucked again, he would not even be able to stand in the court, and would have to stand outside the capital.

Moreover, regarding Yungui people, Du Jiyan can testify that the emperor is not as lustful as imagined.

I have to soothe the emperor's hurt heart.

"Your Majesty, in fact, there is nothing wrong with King Zhou of Shang, so there is no need for the Emperor to be angry when his ministers compare the Emperor to King Zhou of Shang."

"Huh? How is King Zhou of Shang? How is he so good?"

"He is the emperor. He is above ten thousand people."

"That's it?"

"Yes, the Emperor is the most proud person in the world. There is no one more noble than the Emperor. The Emperor holds great power. No one dares to make the Emperor unhappy."

"What if?"

"Who? Who is so disrespectful?"

"First tell me what I would do if someone made me unhappy?"

"Kill it."

"That's good. Your father Du Zhong makes me unhappy. What should I do?"

"forget it."

The emperor put his hands behind his back and smiled: "You woman."

"I know that the emperor knows right from wrong and does not kill innocent people indiscriminately. He is not like King Zhou of Shang."

"You know me better than your father. Your father has been a supervisory censor for so many years, and his ability to write notes has improved a lot, but his ability to recognize people has not improved at all."

With Du Jiyan's comfort, the emperor was less angry.

That night the emperor was reviewing the memorials, and Du Jiyan was grinding them beside him. It was harmonious. With Du Jiyan, the emperor's memorials were revised much faster.

"Well, I see."

"Ai Qing is right."

"Aiqing has a heart."

"When will you come to Beijing to play?"

The criticism in this memorial has no emotion and is all perfunctory.

If you are concise and concise, you will be approved quickly.Anyway, apart from scolding the emperor, there are not many serious memorials, so there is no need to expend effort, which is easy.

When Du Jiyan returned to Yongfu Hall, the sun had already shone on the glazed tiles.

Seeing that Du Jiyan had returned safely, Shi Jing hurriedly hugged her arm and whispered to her the news that had been circulated several times in the palace: "I heard that the Yungui people made the emperor unhappy and were imprisoned. Yesterday You are waiting on me at Taihe Palace tonight, you know this, right?"

Du Jiyan nodded. "Why did you deal with her when you went to the emperor? Did the dog emperor have a different love?"

"no?"

"Anyway, it's a good thing that the Yungui man is imprisoned. By the way, did you sleep with him last night?"

"no?"

"Yes or no?"

"No."

When Shi Jing heard this, he sighed. She was useless and could not serve as a bed attendant. Du Jiyan did not come back all night, thinking that there was some good news, but she did not take advantage of the emperor. Misfortunes never come singly.

"The Yungui people made a big fuss in the harem. My father joined forces with your father to submit a memorial to the emperor. I heard my father said that he scolded the emperor severely in the memorial. Maybe it was because of the memorial that the emperor woke up. That’s why we imprisoned the Yungui people.”

memorial.

Jointly deliver the memorial.

Yes, Shi Yu was the emperor's teacher. He cursed at the front, and Eucommia wrote at the back, and then handed it over in the name of Eucommia. Then the emperor was so angry that he wanted to bulldoze Eucommia's ancestral tomb.

Shi Jing, your father deserves to be the emperor’s teacher.

The Sixth Palace in the East and West heard that the Yungui people were imprisoned, and they didn't know what happened. The emperor was confused by the Yungui people the day before. Why did the wind direction change?

During the morning meeting in Jingren Palace, the ladies sat together and shared what they knew.

The queen rubbed her head, squinting her eyes and leaning on the brocade couch. She heard some unknown birds flying around the palace at night, and they never stopped. The queen woke up and fell asleep and woke up again. The quality of her sleep was not high during the day. I was a little confused, and I was a little dazzled when I looked at the concubines with their heads covered with pearls, green flowers, and red willows.

Because the Yungui people were frustrated, the people in Chen's harem became jealous again.

The imperial concubine Meng Yuzhu wore a red gold mandarin duck hairpin inlaid with rubies, and specially applied bright red lipstick. She raised her fingers and said, "That witch was locked up so quickly. I know she won't be able to dance for a few days."

"I heard they were locked up overnight."

"Didn't Du Jiyan from Yongfu Palace attend the bed last night? As soon as she left, the emperor dealt with Shangguan Yun'er. It seems that Du Xiunv, who is usually quiet, has some skills in her body."

Everyone's eyes wandered to Du Jiyan.

In this harem, she has always been a dispensable existence. When everyone looks at her like this, she is a little reserved.

Everyone was also puzzled.

This Du Jiyan is not charming, outstanding, or very talented.

How did she do it?
The golden bell of Jingren Palace rang nine times.

The queen lazily held her forehead.

She also heard the concubines eating melon.

"Du Jiyan has been waiting in Taihe Palace all night. He should be tired and disperse."

At the same time, the golden bell of Cining Palace also rang nine times.

When King Min Qi of Yue returned from the frontier fortress, he immediately came to the palace to pay his respects to the Queen Mother.

It's been another long month, and Min Qi has gotten a bit tanned. The wind at the frontier is strong and the sand is rough. If you stay there for a long time, you won't develop good skin. He has gotten used to it over the years.On the contrary, I feel that if the man is white, he will be a little greasy.

Fortunately, Min Qi was dressed neatly. Outside the black robe embroidered with white cranes flying high, there was a delicate off-white embroidered Ruanshi Ruyi purse hanging down.At first glance, the craftsmanship is not palace-made, but the embroidery work is exquisite and atmospheric, clean and refreshing, which is also excellent.

When the parrot on the porch saw Min Qi, it began to cry "Your Majesty, Your Majesty".

The Queen Mother watched the King of Yue drink a cup of white fungus and jujube soup, and handed him a handkerchief to wipe the corners of his mouth: "I heard you say last time that Yelang sent a beauty to serve you personally. It seems that she served you well. When you come back this time, you I’ve gained some weight and my clothes are in good order.”

That beauty had long since turned into bones, but Min Qi did not expose her. He just echoed, "The people serving you are very good. Don't worry about it. How is the Queen Mother's health recently?"

　Emperor: Dear concubines, you can’t think better of me, tsk tsk...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)