shock!Immortal Lord, he became the pet of the little witch in the devil world
Chapter 7 Punishment
Chapter 7 Punishment
The human world and the demon world are sworn enemies. Both sides slander each other and smear each other. In the mouths of monks in the human world, all demonic practices are evil arts. In fact, this is unfair. Most demonic cultivators are orthodox, and only a small number of them are orthodox. Some evil people practice the evil way of eating people and drinking blood. There are also such evil practices in the human world, such as the Blood Transformation Sect and the Corpse Refining Sect. It can only be said that there are good people and bad people everywhere.
A few words awakened the dreamer, and Youhuang was a fan of the authorities. Only then did he realize that something was wrong. He held his smooth little chin and thought: "Yes, why am I interested in blood? I should feel disgusted."
"I'm afraid that this is a side effect of practicing the magic of demon spirits." Haichang Immortal Lord Su Rong said, this is closely related to him.
"Well said, I understand!" Youhuang slapped the table, "Hahaha, this girl is really amazing, she is so smart even to have a pet!"
"Uh..." Haichang Xianzun almost spit out a mouthful of old blood - why did he suddenly stop speaking human words!
But he couldn't have an attack, so he had to use words to distract him: "What do you understand? Tell me and listen."
You Huang flicked her skirt and sat down in an unladylike manner. Once medical skills and cultivation were involved, she had no intention of remaining elegant.
"The highest state of Demon Spirit Dafa must be the perfect balance of Demonic Qi and Spiritual Qi. Although half of the Demonic Qi in my body has been converted into Spiritual Qi, it does not come from natural gas. And you have been practicing for thousands of years, and your body is full of pure Qi. The essence of spiritual energy, of course, has a fatal attraction for me!"
Hai Chang felt something strange in his heart when he looked at You Huang's little face that was rosy with excitement.This woman was indeed extremely beautiful, but she always acted seductive and coquettish, which made him unhappy.
However, at this moment, those eyes were as bright as stars, shining with the light of wisdom, but it made his heartstrings move.
"Xiao Changchang, you can rest assured now, I don't need your blood anymore, not even a drop." You Huang twisted her waist, floated in front of Hai Chang, and scraped his nose with her jade hand.
Haichang's face was slumped, he was really depressed, his hands were stuck with needles, and he couldn't even make a movement of resistance.
Fortunately, it was just a little teasing. Youhuang moved closer to the steamer-like vessel and stared at it intently, giggling like a kitten that fell into a pile of fish.
Haichang didn't understand why Youhuang was so happy at first, but after thinking about it for a few times, he suddenly realized that something was wrong!
"Princess, after the blood filtration is completed, will all my true energy and spiritual energy be stored in this steamer?" Haichang asked, staring closely into You Huang's eyes.If she is lying, her eyes must not be fake!
"What, you actually think of this as a steamer!" Youhuang exploded like a firecracker. "It's terrible to be ignorant! This is my original air filtering cauldron. Didn't you see that it has three legs? The steamer at your home Does the pot have legs?"
What You Huang can't stand the most is others belittling her research achievements.Ever since she had her own theories on medicine, she often made a fuss when discussing with her master, the Demon Sect Medical Sage Chu Xing. Chu Xing was a kind old guy, but if they disagreed on medicine, you would take advantage of her. Without strong evidence, he will persist like an ignorant child and will never admit defeat.
These two people really have their own teachers and disciples.
This kind of intellectual dispute will not affect the relationship between them, but others will inevitably worry when seeing it. The Demon Lord reminded You Huang more than once not to be too fierce during the debate, not to talk about stubborn old men, old guys, and to respect teachers. teach.
However, Youhuang refused to change despite repeated admonitions, and the devil finally got angry, punished her severely, and renamed her residence "Zexi" Palace. "The tripod was a cooking utensil used for cooking food in ancient times. There's nothing wrong with calling it a steamer." Haichang said casually.
"What a big mistake! It's unreasonable! Cook food, steam the pot, I think you are a foodie!" You Huang became even more angry.
"Okay, okay, I was wrong." Haichang felt there was no need to argue over such trivial matters, "This is not the point of what I said. I'm asking you, does my true energy aura always have this? In the air filtering cauldron?"
"Asking even though you know it!" You Huang was still annoyed.
"Then don't eat too much secretly, or you will have to inject it back into my body in the future." Haichang felt it was necessary to remind him.
"You..." Youhuang's thoughts were revealed, just like a thief being caught, his face turned red, but he quickly realized that I was guilty of something!
"Are you mistaken? You are my pet. Everything about you belongs to me! I absorb your true energy to give you face. You are useful to your master, so you should be happy and feel honored!"
It's an honor for you to be so tall, Haichang cursed in his heart, but he was completely at a disadvantage. He had no choice but to give in if he didn't want to give in. He had to tactfully say: "Aren't you going to use me to test the magic of demons? If all my magic power is used up, It will affect the progress of the trial.”
Youhuang tilted her head and thought about it, and finally said, "Okay, I'll leave you half of the mana."
"Half! No!" Haichang was anxious. There are only 500 years of cultivation left in the millennium, which would be a heavy blow to everyone!
"Master, this pet is so arrogant. He dares to yell at you. Do you want me to teach him a lesson?" Little Cherry, the green parrot, expressed her loyalty.
Ever since she got this male cultivator, Little Cherry felt that she had been left out. She couldn't continue like this, she would fall out of favor!
"Little Cherry, you're right. This pet is so outrageous. He actually wants to order me in return. He must be punished!" You Huang pointed at the tip of Haichang's nose and scolded him.
"Master, should I slap him in the face, or give him a big slap on the head?" Little Cherry was beating excitedly, waving its wings for a while, and making fierce pecking movements for a while.
"The blood is being filtered now, and none of these are suitable." Youhuang waved his hand, and then commanded majestically: "Little Cherry, I order you to defecate on his head. This kind of shame will be something he will never forget! "
There was silence in the room. This ingenious punishment left both Haichang and Xiaoying stunned.
Little Cherry's heart was filled with turmoil, she was worthy of being a master, her whimsical thoughts were enough to drive people crazy!But... but... but, this is also a shame for the executor, and a more serious shame, it is simply killing a thousand enemies and damaging yourself ten thousand!
If you really do this, you will lose your reputation for the rest of your life, and how can you survive in this world!
However, the master's orders must not be disobeyed!
Little Cherry opened her mouth and laughed wildly: "Gah ga ga, the master is so creative! It's amazing!" Then the topic changed, "But, I already had a wedding in the morning, and I don't have it now. I'm going to eat, and I'll eat a lot of things. , and then there is, let’s punish him again!”
Little Cherry glanced at Haichang with a murderous gaze, and then shouted like a ballad: "I want to show my respect! Work hard to show my respect!" She fluttered her wings and escaped from the palace at full speed.
(End of this chapter)
The human world and the demon world are sworn enemies. Both sides slander each other and smear each other. In the mouths of monks in the human world, all demonic practices are evil arts. In fact, this is unfair. Most demonic cultivators are orthodox, and only a small number of them are orthodox. Some evil people practice the evil way of eating people and drinking blood. There are also such evil practices in the human world, such as the Blood Transformation Sect and the Corpse Refining Sect. It can only be said that there are good people and bad people everywhere.
A few words awakened the dreamer, and Youhuang was a fan of the authorities. Only then did he realize that something was wrong. He held his smooth little chin and thought: "Yes, why am I interested in blood? I should feel disgusted."
"I'm afraid that this is a side effect of practicing the magic of demon spirits." Haichang Immortal Lord Su Rong said, this is closely related to him.
"Well said, I understand!" Youhuang slapped the table, "Hahaha, this girl is really amazing, she is so smart even to have a pet!"
"Uh..." Haichang Xianzun almost spit out a mouthful of old blood - why did he suddenly stop speaking human words!
But he couldn't have an attack, so he had to use words to distract him: "What do you understand? Tell me and listen."
You Huang flicked her skirt and sat down in an unladylike manner. Once medical skills and cultivation were involved, she had no intention of remaining elegant.
"The highest state of Demon Spirit Dafa must be the perfect balance of Demonic Qi and Spiritual Qi. Although half of the Demonic Qi in my body has been converted into Spiritual Qi, it does not come from natural gas. And you have been practicing for thousands of years, and your body is full of pure Qi. The essence of spiritual energy, of course, has a fatal attraction for me!"
Hai Chang felt something strange in his heart when he looked at You Huang's little face that was rosy with excitement.This woman was indeed extremely beautiful, but she always acted seductive and coquettish, which made him unhappy.
However, at this moment, those eyes were as bright as stars, shining with the light of wisdom, but it made his heartstrings move.
"Xiao Changchang, you can rest assured now, I don't need your blood anymore, not even a drop." You Huang twisted her waist, floated in front of Hai Chang, and scraped his nose with her jade hand.
Haichang's face was slumped, he was really depressed, his hands were stuck with needles, and he couldn't even make a movement of resistance.
Fortunately, it was just a little teasing. Youhuang moved closer to the steamer-like vessel and stared at it intently, giggling like a kitten that fell into a pile of fish.
Haichang didn't understand why Youhuang was so happy at first, but after thinking about it for a few times, he suddenly realized that something was wrong!
"Princess, after the blood filtration is completed, will all my true energy and spiritual energy be stored in this steamer?" Haichang asked, staring closely into You Huang's eyes.If she is lying, her eyes must not be fake!
"What, you actually think of this as a steamer!" Youhuang exploded like a firecracker. "It's terrible to be ignorant! This is my original air filtering cauldron. Didn't you see that it has three legs? The steamer at your home Does the pot have legs?"
What You Huang can't stand the most is others belittling her research achievements.Ever since she had her own theories on medicine, she often made a fuss when discussing with her master, the Demon Sect Medical Sage Chu Xing. Chu Xing was a kind old guy, but if they disagreed on medicine, you would take advantage of her. Without strong evidence, he will persist like an ignorant child and will never admit defeat.
These two people really have their own teachers and disciples.
This kind of intellectual dispute will not affect the relationship between them, but others will inevitably worry when seeing it. The Demon Lord reminded You Huang more than once not to be too fierce during the debate, not to talk about stubborn old men, old guys, and to respect teachers. teach.
However, Youhuang refused to change despite repeated admonitions, and the devil finally got angry, punished her severely, and renamed her residence "Zexi" Palace. "The tripod was a cooking utensil used for cooking food in ancient times. There's nothing wrong with calling it a steamer." Haichang said casually.
"What a big mistake! It's unreasonable! Cook food, steam the pot, I think you are a foodie!" You Huang became even more angry.
"Okay, okay, I was wrong." Haichang felt there was no need to argue over such trivial matters, "This is not the point of what I said. I'm asking you, does my true energy aura always have this? In the air filtering cauldron?"
"Asking even though you know it!" You Huang was still annoyed.
"Then don't eat too much secretly, or you will have to inject it back into my body in the future." Haichang felt it was necessary to remind him.
"You..." Youhuang's thoughts were revealed, just like a thief being caught, his face turned red, but he quickly realized that I was guilty of something!
"Are you mistaken? You are my pet. Everything about you belongs to me! I absorb your true energy to give you face. You are useful to your master, so you should be happy and feel honored!"
It's an honor for you to be so tall, Haichang cursed in his heart, but he was completely at a disadvantage. He had no choice but to give in if he didn't want to give in. He had to tactfully say: "Aren't you going to use me to test the magic of demons? If all my magic power is used up, It will affect the progress of the trial.”
Youhuang tilted her head and thought about it, and finally said, "Okay, I'll leave you half of the mana."
"Half! No!" Haichang was anxious. There are only 500 years of cultivation left in the millennium, which would be a heavy blow to everyone!
"Master, this pet is so arrogant. He dares to yell at you. Do you want me to teach him a lesson?" Little Cherry, the green parrot, expressed her loyalty.
Ever since she got this male cultivator, Little Cherry felt that she had been left out. She couldn't continue like this, she would fall out of favor!
"Little Cherry, you're right. This pet is so outrageous. He actually wants to order me in return. He must be punished!" You Huang pointed at the tip of Haichang's nose and scolded him.
"Master, should I slap him in the face, or give him a big slap on the head?" Little Cherry was beating excitedly, waving its wings for a while, and making fierce pecking movements for a while.
"The blood is being filtered now, and none of these are suitable." Youhuang waved his hand, and then commanded majestically: "Little Cherry, I order you to defecate on his head. This kind of shame will be something he will never forget! "
There was silence in the room. This ingenious punishment left both Haichang and Xiaoying stunned.
Little Cherry's heart was filled with turmoil, she was worthy of being a master, her whimsical thoughts were enough to drive people crazy!But... but... but, this is also a shame for the executor, and a more serious shame, it is simply killing a thousand enemies and damaging yourself ten thousand!
If you really do this, you will lose your reputation for the rest of your life, and how can you survive in this world!
However, the master's orders must not be disobeyed!
Little Cherry opened her mouth and laughed wildly: "Gah ga ga, the master is so creative! It's amazing!" Then the topic changed, "But, I already had a wedding in the morning, and I don't have it now. I'm going to eat, and I'll eat a lot of things. , and then there is, let’s punish him again!”
Little Cherry glanced at Haichang with a murderous gaze, and then shouted like a ballad: "I want to show my respect! Work hard to show my respect!" She fluttered her wings and escaped from the palace at full speed.
(End of this chapter)
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