Just learned the five thunders, the tricky anchor came to crack down on counterfeiting

Chapter 2 The anchor is playing tricks?Five thunder rectification!
The name of this person dressed as a zombie is Du Chong, a prankster internet celebrity in Douya. With his bold and novelistic style, he is famous for his pranks.

His masterpiece is about dressing up as a ghost in the Martyrs Cemetery and scaring the elderly security guard with his screams.

There were corpses in the crematorium, but the corpse was suddenly faked and the beautiful beauty facialist was frightened into tears.

He sneaks into other people's mourning halls late at night and scares away filial sons and grandsons with a sad song.

It is still a classic program that is popular among people in the prank world.

Although he received a lot of criticism during the process, Du Chong didn't care at all.

For him, as long as it can increase his popularity, he dares to do anything!

Including pretending to be a zombie to scare Taoist priests!

"Don't worry, family, there are no true Taoist priests these days!"

"Brother, I'm here just to crack down on everyone's fraud!"

Du Chong said with a righteous look on his face, and before he knew it, he had arrived in front of the Taoist temple.

Looking at the Taoist temple in front of me that has gone through hundreds of years of wind and frost.

Du Chong's eyes showed excitement.

"Family members, let's go get the gifts!"

"Watch me scare the shit out of this bastard tonight!"

The bright white moonlight made his green face and fangs look even more ferocious.

With a perverted smile on his lips, he reached out and knocked on the door of the Taoist temple!
……

……

【You have obtained Tai Chi Whisk! 】

【You already possess innate Zhengqi! 】

[You have mastered the Five Thunder Methods! 】

Inside the Patriarch Hall.

With the novice gift pack extracted, the Tai Chi whisk appeared in Lin Heng's hand.

At the same time, there was a mysterious Qi in his internal organs!
And the mystery of the Five Thunder Dharma was also engraved in his mind.

His thoughts moved slightly, and the power of thunder seemed to be right in front of him!

"Brilliant!"

Lin Heng showed a satisfied smile.

With the Tai Chi whisk in hand, the innate positive energy is hidden, and the five thunders can rectify the law in just one thought!
With this configuration, I no longer have to worry about paying for my life!

It is no exaggeration to say that once the thunder falls, that life-saving thing will be considered to have urethral stones if it does not wet its crotch!
"It's half an hour until midnight, come on, come on."

"Give me back all your lost youth!"

Lin Heng murmured in anticipation.

These six days of longevity have been borrowed from his prime to a vicissitudes of life. He can't wait to get rid of that thing and regain his youth!

Coincidentally, there was a knock on the Taoist temple door at this time.

Lin Heng was stunned, dumbfounded: "Good guy, I can't wait, you can't wait more than me?"

Lin Heng stood up immediately and opened the door of the Taoist temple.

Under the moonlight, not far from the door, a figure with stiff limbs stood quietly.

It was wearing a blood-stained Qing Dynasty official uniform and a red tasseled official hat. The moonlight shone under the brim of the hat, revealing a terrifying face with rotting flesh and green face and fangs.

"The thing that's meant to extend my life is actually a zombie?" Lin Heng's expression was full of surprise.

"Why is he an old man?" Du Chong was also a little surprised at this time.

Before preparing to trick this Taoist temple, Du Chong had done some homework.

As far as he understood, there were only two Taoist priests in this temple, master and apprentice. The old Taoist priest had a fart a week ago, so it stands to reason that there is only one young and handsome one left now?
But it doesn't matter.

Regardless of whether he is old or young, aren't they all magicians?

Just scare him hard and that's it!

Thinking of this, Du Chong jumped forward ferociously!
Lin Heng, who had never really faced a ghost zombie, took a step back reflexively.

This reaction instantly caused ridicule from netizens in the live broadcast room.

"Countless, cowardly!"

"This old man can't do it either. Brother Chong hasn't really taken action yet, and he's so scared?"

"Let me just say that Taoists are all magicians. They pretend to be magicians all day long. If they encounter something scary, they will be more afraid of it than anyone else!"

"It's so fun to dress up as a zombie and do this to Chong, haha!"

"Brother Chong, I'll clean up your plane for you and give this old man some hard time!"

"Yes, yes, the kind that scares you to the point of peeing!"

Some fans with bad taste encouraged him.

All kinds of gifts came one after another.Du Chong was also very excited at this time. For him, scaring others is both work and fun!
Whenever he sees others crying for their father and mother, he will feel a great sense of accomplishment!

"Come on, old man!"

"Show your fear and pee your shit out of me, haha!"

Du Chong raised a perverted smile on his lips, imitating the posture in the movie, and jumped towards the opponent with his fangs bared.

Lin Heng was also shocked when he saw this scene.

"Good fellow, do all the evil spirits and monsters nowadays not take Taoist priests seriously?"

Lin Heng was a little angry.

I think that Taoism has been the father of evil spirits since ancient times!

up to now.

A zombie who wants to fuck himself without saying a word when they meet?
This is simply deceptive!
"Die to the poor!"

The angry Lin Heng picked up the Tai Chi whisk and hit the zombie with a snap.

He has already seen the introduction of the Tai Chi Whisk. It is a magic weapon specially designed to restrain evil spirits, and it is of extremely high quality!

As soon as the fly whisk is pulled out, the evil spirit that is not sufficiently cultivated will be extinguished on the spot!

Just like the zombie in front of me...

"Fuck!"

"Why is it okay?!"

Lin Heng stared at the zombie in front of him with round eyes.

At this time, the zombie was hit by his own whisk. Not only was he unscathed, but he also showed a look of contempt.

"This zombie actually ignores the Tai Chi whisk?" Lin Heng was shocked.

I didn’t expect that the longevity thing could be so scary? !

Netizens in the live broadcast room instantly stopped laughing after seeing Lin Heng's jaw-dropping expression.

"Haha, this old magician's expression is so funny, your head is buzzing, right?"

"You made me laugh so hard. By the way, this old Taoist priest wouldn't use this broken fly whisk as a magical weapon, right?"

"What did he think about using this thing to slap the zombie? Did he want to tickle the zombie?"

"Looking at this posture, if the anchor scares him again, he will probably pee!"

"The poor old Taoist priest is going to make a fool of himself in front of an audience of 10,000+ people..."

"Hahaha……"

The barrage was a joy to hear.

Of course, there are many people who hate that iron cannot become steel.

Obviously Taoism has produced many masters in the past, but now there are only a bunch of magic sticks left.

They could almost see the incompetent old Taoist priest crying from fear later.

Now I just hope that this veteran's mental quality will be a little stronger and he won't be scared to the point of incontinence.

Otherwise, once such a embarrassing video spreads.

The reputation of Taoism is really bad!
"Old magician, how dare you hit me with a whisk?"

"If that's the case, then let you feel what real terror is!"

Du Chong, who had been whisked away, felt inexplicably excited at this moment. He licked his tongue abnormally, then stared suddenly, his whole face distorted.

Under the terrifying makeup, two lines of blood seeped out.

The blue fangs flashed with a cold light.

"Roar!"

With a loud roar, Du Chong opened his mouth wide and pounced towards the opponent.

At this moment, he had only one idea in his mind.

It made this old Taoist priest cry and pee!

When Lin Heng saw how arrogant this zombie was, he was frightened and angry for a moment.

"You evil beast, you are going too far!"

As a Taoist priest, being kicked in the nose and face by a zombie like this, Uncle Jiu could endure it, but Sister Jiu couldn't!
Lin Heng immediately stopped hesitating and raised his hand angrily and shouted:

"Five Thunder Zhengfa, blast me!!"

Du Chong was stunned: "What method?"

The next second, an inexplicable and terrifying aura suddenly descended.

His eyelids twitched and he looked up in panic.

I saw the sky under the moonlight and stars, suddenly covered with black clouds and rolling thunder!
(End of this chapter)