Just learned the five thunders, the tricky anchor came to crack down on counterfeiting
Chapter 515 This is obviously shit! Taishang Laojun’s Green Ox【2 updates】
Chapter 515 This is obviously shit! Taishang Laojun’s Green Bull [Second update]
There is no other way, I am used to seeing the world in a turbulent state.
He also had to learn to follow the crowd.
Because only in this way can I have the opportunity to rise to the top, and have the opportunity to be looked upon by these Bodhisattvas.
Therefore, he must firmly grasp the relationship between Donglai Buddha!
"As long as you understand what I mean, please exit the hall first and prepare yourself." Lin Heng said.
"As ordered!"
Guangmu Heavenly King did not hesitate and withdrew directly under the doubtful eyes of the bodhisattvas in the hall.
Wait until you reach a secluded place with a sea of clouds.
Lin Heng concealed his Qi, revealed his figure, and then rubbed his body violently, and then in front of King Guangmu, he turned the black mud into a pile of beef.
"Buddha...are these the special things that Buddha said?" King Guangmu was confused, his mouth opened wide, and he didn't know how to express it for a moment.
"Those who have sneaked into the Buddhist country have extremely advanced cultivation. How can ordinary things reveal any clues about them? Only the dirt on my body can make the other party's skills instinctively blocked and run on their own." Lin Heng said seriously, The expression on his face was extremely serious.
"Just do as I said before. I will use this time to lay a dragnet and won't let you go."
"Remember, if I find something, don't be impatient, lest I hurt you."
"Everything, just wait for me to take action!"
As soon as these words came out, Guangmu became dull again.
"How can a little god be so virtuous that he makes you, Buddha, care about your safety? I..."
He was not good at expressing, but his eyes were already red, and he finally gritted his teeth and said solemnly: "From now on, the little god can only be driven by the Buddha, and he will fight against mountains of swords and seas of fire, and he will have no regrets in life or death!"
The corner of Lin Heng's mouth twitched, and he suddenly understood the reason why King Guangmu could only rely on his innate supernatural powers to hold the position of patrolling god in the West.
Just his IQ.
It is indeed not suitable for a high position...
"Go." Lin Heng waved his hand.
Guangmu then returned to the magnificent Buddhist palace with the beef.
At that time, a group of Bodhisattvas were still discussing Guangmu behind his back.
Of course, most of the words are sarcastic like mountain patrol dogs and watchdogs.
Seeing him come back, everyone calmed down a little, but looking at him was still like looking at a clown.
This made Guangmu's heart become more and more angry.
At this time, Lingshu asked in a nonchalant manner: "King of Heaven, have you discovered anything?"
A sneer appeared at the corner of Guangmu's mouth: "I have indeed discovered something. There is a Taoist master hiding here!"
what?
As soon as these words came out, everyone frowned.
Lingshu even showed an unhappy look: "King of Heaven, didn't you just not invite me? As for this?"
Guangmu snorted coldly: "Don't misunderstand me. Without definite evidence, I don't dare to abuse noble Bodhisattvas like you!"
Lingshu narrowed his eyes slightly: "Oh, that's the case, then tell me, who here is the spy?"
Guangmu smiled and said: "We have to try it before we know it. Of course, this requires the cooperation of all Bodhisattvas."
As soon as he finished speaking, he raised his palm, and a large pile of beef appeared.
Everyone was confused.
But he heard him say: "Those who sneak into the Buddhist country are Taoist masters. Taoists do not eat beef. Anyone who does not eat it is a spy!"
"absurd!"
This remark made the whole audience unhappy.
"Do you think this is children's play house? How can you decide whether you are a spy or not by eating beef?"
"Besides, are you talking about beef? Why do I feel like a dirty thing?"
"I won't eat, let's see what you can do!"
Many people shouted angrily and refused to cooperate.
Lingshu's face was also livid.
He also said that he was not abusing his personal interests and hosting the Green Ox Banquet. He just came out like this, which was obviously intentional!
"King of heaven, don't go too far." Lingshu said with anger. Unexpectedly, Guangmu shouted directly: "Why are you so unwilling to cooperate? Could it be that someone is colluding with Taoism and wants to cooperate inside and outside?"
"Okay, if this is the case, I will report it to the Buddhas."
"If someone really took advantage of the loophole today!"
"Let's see if you can afford the consequences!"
As soon as these words came out, the eyes of everyone in the audience changed slightly.
Lingshu also frowned. After some hesitation, he finally took a deep breath and smiled apologetically at the Bodhisattvas:
"Well, since we are ordered to conduct an inspection, please cooperate with us."
"Anyway, it's the Green Ox Banquet. You all should have some appetizers. The poor monk will go and bring the green ox here, cook it and kill it in front of everyone, and then enjoy the delicious food!"
Having said this, he looked at Guangmu with a gloomy look and said, "Today, it's okay if we find out the famous person. If we can't find out, the King of Heaven will take care of himself!"
He said harsh words, of course, killing Guangmu was impossible.
However, as a Bodhisattva, if you really want to punish the other party, there are still many ways.
"Huh, just watch." Guangmu didn't care and said to the Bodhisattvas: "Everyone, does anyone take the initiative to try it?"
"I come!"
The wine-worm Bodhisattva, who only likes wine and meat, but also practices the path of joy, volunteered to take the lead in clearing the suspicion.
Guangmu immediately cut off a piece of beef and threw it at him. He simply drank and ate it.
However, after taking a bite, I felt bitter, dry, and extremely unpalatable.
Liquor Bug Bodhisattva's face turned green on the spot, and he asked angrily: "Are you damn sure this is beef, not feces?"
He couldn't help but swear when he didn't practice the Three Refuges and Five Precepts.
Guangmu Tianwang's face turned red from suppressing his emotions. He wanted to laugh but couldn't.
He wanted to say it.
What words are they called?
How can the black mud balls on the Buddha's body be compared to feces?
"Ahem..." He coughed back his smile and was about to explain. Unexpectedly, just as he was about to speak, he saw Taoist purple energy flashing from the abdomen of Liquor Insect Bodhisattva.
The purple energy was extremely weak, just a wisp.
But in Guangmu's third eye, it was as dazzling as the stars in the night sky!
"You...you..." His face changed drastically, his eyes were shocked, he stared at Liquor Worm Bodhisattva in disbelief, and he even stuttered when he spoke.
……
And at the same time.
The two immortal monks were ordered by Lingshu to go to the Forbidden Spirit Spring to bring the green bull.
The two were also talking, and their words were full of envy for those Bodhisattvas.
"Tai Shang Laojun's mount, this is the green bull that has ridden the saint!"
"I really don't know how delicious and nutritious its flesh and blood must be."
"It's a pity that there are so many Bodhisattvas attending the banquet today, and we are destined to not be able to taste anything new..."
"Ugh……"
The two of them sighed and headed towards the Forbidden Spirit Spring, but they didn't know that a mosquito was quietly following them in the auspicious clouds under their feet.
This mosquito is naturally Lin Heng.
Soon, a dull whine came from the front.
A spiritual spring with scorching sky fire appeared in Lin Heng's sight.
And in the spiritual spring that was washed by the sky fire and filled with scalding boiling water.
A green bull whose limbs were nailed through and bound with eight red gold chains.
He was enduring the torture, roaring in pain.
(End of this chapter)
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