After reaching the full level of Lei Mage, you tell me about the strange invasion?
Chapter 180: I can’t grab it, I can’t grab it at all!
Chapter 180: I can’t grab it, I can’t grab it at all!
"Eat shit???"
Zhou Shuyi was stunned.
No, what's going on?
Shouldn't it be for a banquet?
According to the plan in the script, a couple is getting married in the village at noon today, so there will be a banquet in the village at noon...
Zhou Shuyi will also go to the banquet according to the script and experience the rural customs.
"It's not about eating shit, it's about eating!"
The old lady showed her yellow teeth and explained.
"Is there any difference between eating food and eating shit..."
Zhou Shuyi was speechless.
To be honest, she really didn't understand the dialect spoken in Linjiang.
At this time, a group of fans in the live broadcast room were laughing crazy...
[Hahahaha, I’m going to die laughing! 】
[Pfft, is there any difference between eating shit and eating? 】
[I was laughing so hard. Is there any difference between oh shit and oh type?No difference? ! 】
[Sister Zhou, are you going to have a dinner? 】
[It should be time to go have a meal! 】
[Sister Zhou, Linjiang’s dialect is like this, you have to get used to it...]
At the same time, Sister Zhou glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room and showed a hint of surprise:
"Grandma, are you going to have a dinner?"
"Tie it, tie it!"
The old woman with yellow teeth nodded quickly.
"Then can I come with you?"
Zhou Shuyi's face showed a little anticipation.
"Kuai, Xiao Li's family is very hospitable." The old lady said with a smile.
She is actually an actress hired by the staff to talk to Sister Zhou and create an extremely hospitable persona for rural people.
"Okay, grandma, thank you..."
Zhou Shuyi smiled and nodded, then turned to look at the live broadcast room and said:
"Brothers, let's go have a meal today... No, let's go have a feast today!"
[Hahahaha, Sister Zhou is also going to be led astray by Linjiang’s dialect? 】
[I’m laughing so hard. Is Sister Zhou going to eat? 】
【What's for lunch today?Eat stinky shit! 】
[This live broadcast is so effective! 】
[Let me go, Sister Zhou actually dares to eat in the countryside?Putting aside hygiene issues, sister Zhou, can you beat those aunts and uncles? 】
The live broadcast room was filled with barrages, and the screen immediately started to flood.
"Are you kidding me? I'm a good cook. Are those little old ladies and old men worthy of fighting with me?"
Zhou Shuyi said with a smile.
"Brothers, just watch out. The little old ladies sitting with me today will definitely not be full..."
As she spoke, she raised the live broadcast device and walked towards the village.
There were several staff members behind him.
They also carried live broadcast equipment in their hands, trying to show Sister Zhou in all directions to the fans in the live broadcast room.
After walking into the village, Zhou Shuyi walked with a group of aunts and ladies. On the way, she showed scenes of the countryside to the fans in the live broadcast room from time to time.
"Brother Meng, is this a chicken coop? Are there any old hens in it? Can we touch the eggs when we go in?"
"Brother Meng, is this cow a buffalo or a farm cow?"
"Brother, is this a bicycle from the previous era? I feel like people from the previous era were so smart!" Zhou Shuyi seemed to be turning into an ignorant country dog, asking weird questions one after another in a country bumpkin manner.
She deliberately created this country bumpkin persona, because only this down-to-earth attitude combined with her beautiful face...
Only then can all the otakus and otakus feel friendly.
Various questions were asked along the way, and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room reached a climax in an instant, with barrages flying everywhere and constantly refreshing the screen.
Zhou Shuyi followed the old ladies towards the village and soon came to a large shed.
There were several tables there, and a few middle-aged people who seemed to be quite educated were sitting there.
There is also a red notebook on the table. One of them is holding a pen to record something, and the other is taking a cigarette and blowing it...
"Brother Meng, let's go and follow the gift too."
It was obviously not the first time for Zhou Shuyi to eat at a banquet, and she knew that she could only enter after following the ceremony.
Although she didn't know the person she was getting married to today, she could still go in and have a meal with the gift. After all, there was no difference between one more person and one less person.
[How much does Sister Zhou plan to pay for the gift? 】
[In Linjiang, the gift usually does not need to be very high. If you are not very familiar with it, just give it 100 or [-] meaning. 】
[Yes, yes, it’s just a meal. Sister Zhou doesn’t need to pay too much as a gift...]
[There is nothing wrong with the people upstairs. No one’s money comes from the strong wind, so there is no need to give too much. 】
Most of the comments in the live broadcast room are relatively objective.
After all, Zhou Shuyi doesn't have any negative information at present, so there are relatively few people who are negative about her, and most people are talking to her.
"Well..." Zhou Shuyi pondered for a moment, then decided to choose a price that was accepted by most fans in the live broadcast room:
"Since Brother Meng said so, I will give you 200 yuan as a gift. By the way, I will also give out a [-] yuan red envelope in the live broadcast room for everyone to enjoy!"
Her voice was optimistic and cheerful, leaving a good impression on some new viewers who flocked to the live broadcast room.
[Okay, there are red envelopes to grab! 】
【Long live Sister Zhou! 】
[I will definitely be able to grab the red envelope this time! 】
[Blessed by the Three Pure Ones and Four Imperial Kings, the Jade Emperor, and the Tathagata Buddha, I am willing to use my roommate’s ten years of life in exchange for grabbing a big red envelope! 】
The popularity of the live broadcast room instantly increased a lot.
After all, there are still relatively few wealthy fans, and most of them are ordinary fans.
When they heard that there was a red envelope to grab, they were naturally happy...
After giving 300 yuan as a gift, Zhou Shuyi got a pack of fairly good cigarettes. She handed it to the staff behind her and explained to the live broadcast room:
"Brother Meng knows, we don't smoke."
After explaining, she walked into the banquet shed...
At this moment, perhaps because the banquet was about to begin, the surrounding seats were almost full.
"Oh, my dear brother, the banquet is about to begin, so we'd better hurry up and find a seat!"
After Zhou Shuyi said this, she immediately walked around and found an empty seat to sit down.
There are some aunts all around.
When they saw the staff carrying the camera, they didn't show any surprised expressions. After all, they had already said hello...
Not long after Zhou Shuyi sat down, someone was already bringing plates of food to the table.
"Shh-"
The first dish had just been served. Before Zhou Shuyi could pick up her chopsticks, she saw the aunts and old ladies around her finishing the dishes in one pick.
"..."
Zhou Shuyi was stunned.
She looked at the empty dishes for a second and didn't know where to start with the chopsticks she just picked up.
You can't grab it, you can't grab it at all!
……
(End of this chapter)
"Eat shit???"
Zhou Shuyi was stunned.
No, what's going on?
Shouldn't it be for a banquet?
According to the plan in the script, a couple is getting married in the village at noon today, so there will be a banquet in the village at noon...
Zhou Shuyi will also go to the banquet according to the script and experience the rural customs.
"It's not about eating shit, it's about eating!"
The old lady showed her yellow teeth and explained.
"Is there any difference between eating food and eating shit..."
Zhou Shuyi was speechless.
To be honest, she really didn't understand the dialect spoken in Linjiang.
At this time, a group of fans in the live broadcast room were laughing crazy...
[Hahahaha, I’m going to die laughing! 】
[Pfft, is there any difference between eating shit and eating? 】
[I was laughing so hard. Is there any difference between oh shit and oh type?No difference? ! 】
[Sister Zhou, are you going to have a dinner? 】
[It should be time to go have a meal! 】
[Sister Zhou, Linjiang’s dialect is like this, you have to get used to it...]
At the same time, Sister Zhou glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room and showed a hint of surprise:
"Grandma, are you going to have a dinner?"
"Tie it, tie it!"
The old woman with yellow teeth nodded quickly.
"Then can I come with you?"
Zhou Shuyi's face showed a little anticipation.
"Kuai, Xiao Li's family is very hospitable." The old lady said with a smile.
She is actually an actress hired by the staff to talk to Sister Zhou and create an extremely hospitable persona for rural people.
"Okay, grandma, thank you..."
Zhou Shuyi smiled and nodded, then turned to look at the live broadcast room and said:
"Brothers, let's go have a meal today... No, let's go have a feast today!"
[Hahahaha, Sister Zhou is also going to be led astray by Linjiang’s dialect? 】
[I’m laughing so hard. Is Sister Zhou going to eat? 】
【What's for lunch today?Eat stinky shit! 】
[This live broadcast is so effective! 】
[Let me go, Sister Zhou actually dares to eat in the countryside?Putting aside hygiene issues, sister Zhou, can you beat those aunts and uncles? 】
The live broadcast room was filled with barrages, and the screen immediately started to flood.
"Are you kidding me? I'm a good cook. Are those little old ladies and old men worthy of fighting with me?"
Zhou Shuyi said with a smile.
"Brothers, just watch out. The little old ladies sitting with me today will definitely not be full..."
As she spoke, she raised the live broadcast device and walked towards the village.
There were several staff members behind him.
They also carried live broadcast equipment in their hands, trying to show Sister Zhou in all directions to the fans in the live broadcast room.
After walking into the village, Zhou Shuyi walked with a group of aunts and ladies. On the way, she showed scenes of the countryside to the fans in the live broadcast room from time to time.
"Brother Meng, is this a chicken coop? Are there any old hens in it? Can we touch the eggs when we go in?"
"Brother Meng, is this cow a buffalo or a farm cow?"
"Brother, is this a bicycle from the previous era? I feel like people from the previous era were so smart!" Zhou Shuyi seemed to be turning into an ignorant country dog, asking weird questions one after another in a country bumpkin manner.
She deliberately created this country bumpkin persona, because only this down-to-earth attitude combined with her beautiful face...
Only then can all the otakus and otakus feel friendly.
Various questions were asked along the way, and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room reached a climax in an instant, with barrages flying everywhere and constantly refreshing the screen.
Zhou Shuyi followed the old ladies towards the village and soon came to a large shed.
There were several tables there, and a few middle-aged people who seemed to be quite educated were sitting there.
There is also a red notebook on the table. One of them is holding a pen to record something, and the other is taking a cigarette and blowing it...
"Brother Meng, let's go and follow the gift too."
It was obviously not the first time for Zhou Shuyi to eat at a banquet, and she knew that she could only enter after following the ceremony.
Although she didn't know the person she was getting married to today, she could still go in and have a meal with the gift. After all, there was no difference between one more person and one less person.
[How much does Sister Zhou plan to pay for the gift? 】
[In Linjiang, the gift usually does not need to be very high. If you are not very familiar with it, just give it 100 or [-] meaning. 】
[Yes, yes, it’s just a meal. Sister Zhou doesn’t need to pay too much as a gift...]
[There is nothing wrong with the people upstairs. No one’s money comes from the strong wind, so there is no need to give too much. 】
Most of the comments in the live broadcast room are relatively objective.
After all, Zhou Shuyi doesn't have any negative information at present, so there are relatively few people who are negative about her, and most people are talking to her.
"Well..." Zhou Shuyi pondered for a moment, then decided to choose a price that was accepted by most fans in the live broadcast room:
"Since Brother Meng said so, I will give you 200 yuan as a gift. By the way, I will also give out a [-] yuan red envelope in the live broadcast room for everyone to enjoy!"
Her voice was optimistic and cheerful, leaving a good impression on some new viewers who flocked to the live broadcast room.
[Okay, there are red envelopes to grab! 】
【Long live Sister Zhou! 】
[I will definitely be able to grab the red envelope this time! 】
[Blessed by the Three Pure Ones and Four Imperial Kings, the Jade Emperor, and the Tathagata Buddha, I am willing to use my roommate’s ten years of life in exchange for grabbing a big red envelope! 】
The popularity of the live broadcast room instantly increased a lot.
After all, there are still relatively few wealthy fans, and most of them are ordinary fans.
When they heard that there was a red envelope to grab, they were naturally happy...
After giving 300 yuan as a gift, Zhou Shuyi got a pack of fairly good cigarettes. She handed it to the staff behind her and explained to the live broadcast room:
"Brother Meng knows, we don't smoke."
After explaining, she walked into the banquet shed...
At this moment, perhaps because the banquet was about to begin, the surrounding seats were almost full.
"Oh, my dear brother, the banquet is about to begin, so we'd better hurry up and find a seat!"
After Zhou Shuyi said this, she immediately walked around and found an empty seat to sit down.
There are some aunts all around.
When they saw the staff carrying the camera, they didn't show any surprised expressions. After all, they had already said hello...
Not long after Zhou Shuyi sat down, someone was already bringing plates of food to the table.
"Shh-"
The first dish had just been served. Before Zhou Shuyi could pick up her chopsticks, she saw the aunts and old ladies around her finishing the dishes in one pick.
"..."
Zhou Shuyi was stunned.
She looked at the empty dishes for a second and didn't know where to start with the chopsticks she just picked up.
You can't grab it, you can't grab it at all!
……
(End of this chapter)
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