The short-lived ghost of the Xie family has lived a long life

Chapter 499
Is Mr. Pei okay?
What a shit!
The third mistress of the Zhu family, Mrs. Zhu, hasn't finished yet.

The woman was in tears as she rambled on about her bitter past, with spit flying all over little Mr. Pei's face.

What is the scariest thing in this world?
woman.

There is simply no sense in this breed of woman.

One moment she was still talking about Mr. Zhu, but the next moment her tears were flowing, like water flowing for free, and she couldn't stop it.

It doesn’t matter if Mr. Pei is coaxing or not coaxing.

Go ahead, with his bad mouth...

A little harder!
Don't coax me. What's the matter with the guilt in your heart?

When Li Buyan came, he saw Mr. Pei beating himself into a human-shaped stick and walking beside Zhu with gnashing teeth.

When Mr. Pei saw Li Buyan coming, his eyes were eager as if he had seen a savior: Hero, saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda.

Li Buyan blinked at him: What's the benefit?

Little Master Pei: Do you want to pledge yourself to me?

Li Buyan said silently: Bah!

Finished.

She cleared her throat and said, "Third Grandma, food is served in the house. Have you finished speaking?"

"It's over, it's over."

Mrs. Zhu wiped her tears fiercely, turned around and looked at Mr. Pei and said, "You remember everything I just said."

"remember."

"Remember to tell Miss Yan."

"rest assured."

"Don't miss a word!"

Hey, aunt, are you still finished?
Mr. Pei's expression was one of humiliation and humiliation: "Yes, every word is missed."

The third grandmother, Mrs. Zhu, heard what he said, saluted little Master Pei, held the handkerchief and left sobbing.

Little Master Pei waited for her to walk away and said with a stern look: "I want to be reincarnated as a woman in my next life. I want to see if it is difficult to be a woman who speaks without wiping tears."

"I want to be reincarnated as a man in my next life."

Li Buyan: "I want to see if it is difficult to be a man who is neither timid nor afraid."

Mr. Pei was so angry: "What's wrong with you, woman? Can we still get over the incident last night?"

Li Buyan replied, "What's wrong with you, a man? You've done everything you've done, but you don't allow others to talk about it?"

Little Master Pei: "..."

At this time, the eldest lady Ling came out of nowhere.

"Little Master Pei, it's my turn."

"Grandma, let me have a meal, okay?"

I have to gather some strength, otherwise my little life will have to be left in the hands of you two grandmas.

Little Master Pei was afraid that she would refuse, so he quickly added: "I still have to tell Yan Sanhe what Third Grandma said. It's been a long time and I'm afraid I'll forget it."

"Then eat quickly, don't waste time!"

Am I delaying?

Little Mr. Pei glared at Li Buyan fiercely: Women, all of them are so damn unreasonable.

Li Buyan: Isn’t this guy stupid when trying to reason with a woman?
……

The two of them returned to the side hall one after the other.

The meal has been placed on the Eight Immortals' table, with eight dishes and one soup. One look at the appearance shows that the cook in the house put a lot of thought into making it.

Yan Sanhe took the main seat and said, "Everyone, please take a seat!"

Little Mr. Pei and Li Buyan sat down openly.

Huang Qi only dared to sit on half of his butt.

Yan Sanhe always pays attention to eating without talking and sleeping without talking, but the inner demons of the Zhu family are too dangerous and urgent, so she has to break her eating habits.

"Ming Ting, you eat and talk at the same time."

Pei Mingting picked up a piece of green vegetables with chopsticks and relayed the third grandmother's words to Yan Sanhe.

After Yan Sanhe listened, he said: "I can summarize Zhu's words in two points: First, Mr. Zhu has no temper, he is very talkative, and he doesn't act like a family man;
Secondly, he is more popular among the younger generation than the old lady. If the three daughters-in-law’s parents come to ask for anything, they will help. "

Little Master Pei: "Actually, there is a third point. Mr. Zhu is henpecked."

Li Buyan chuckled, "Hey, tell me, why are you afraid of the law?"

Eat your food!Little Mr. Pei replied in his heart, turned to look at Yan Sanhe and said:
"Mr. Zhu listens to Mao's orders in everything. He won't go west when Mao asks him to go east. He doesn't go east when Mao asks him to go west."

To put it bluntly, the Mao family in the entire Zhu Mansion has the final say.

Mao made the final decision on everything from what clothes Mr. Zhu should wear to the marriage of his children. Mr. Zhu could at most help measure good or bad luck.

"Third Grandma also said something."

Little Mr. Pei said slowly:
"My wife's natal Mao family, no matter how big or small it is, Mr. Zhu has to personally test the bad luck. Sometimes the three sons can't see through it and want to help test it. Mr. Zhu doesn't dare to lie for fear that the wife will get angry."

Yan Sanhe took a sip of the soup and said, "This shows that Mr. Zhu respects Mao very much."

Respect?

cut!
Mr. Pei looked disdainful: "That's called husband's injustice!"

"You are the most upright!"

Li Buyan just couldn't bear to see him being so conceited. "Come back tomorrow to marry a tigress. I'll see if you're upright."

Little Mr. Pei peeked at Yan Sanhe from the corner of his eye.

joke!

Apart from this great aunt in front of me, who else in this world can make my little Mr. Pei’s husband have integrity?

Gone!

Extinct!
Grandma Yan swallowed the last mouthful of rice, put down her chopsticks, and frowned: "Third Grandma just said that Mao was trying to stuff people into the second room, but it was the master who stopped her."

"Yes!"

Pei Xiao: "The second wife had no children, so Mao bought two maids with big butts and fertile children from outside. For the first time, the master had a straight face and told Mao not to stretch his hands so long and wait for two years."

Yan Sanhe: "Didn't Mr. Mao stuff people into the third bedroom?"

"Can you leave it unstuck?"

Mrs. Zhu just burst into tears because of this incident.

"But the master must have measured this person's horoscope. If the horoscope is good, he will be carried through the door; if the horoscope is bad, there will be no door."

"Master Zhu loves to test horoscopes so much..."

Li Buyan asked curiously: "Those maids in his room who climbed onto the bed, don't you know what's going on with him?"

Mr. Pei snorted and raised his voice deliberately: "It's necessary. Maybe we have to find an auspicious day to have sex!"

Li Buyan clicked his tongue, "You men are really particular."

Us men?

Little Master Pei sneered: "Master, I am still a little boy."

Li Buyan raised his thumb: "It's not easy, my chastity is still there."

"you……"

Mr. Pei was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood.

Do men have chastity?

Have it?

Have it?

"You guys keep bickering while I go to the courtyard to eat."

Yan Sanhe couldn't listen anymore, so he stood up and walked out of the side hall. As soon as he crossed the threshold with one foot, he saw Zhu Weixi running in in a panic.

"Miss Yan, Miss Yan, something serious has happened. My mother just picked up the rice bowl and suddenly fainted."

Yan Sanhe's heart shrank slightly, "Did you get hit by pinching someone?"

"If you pinch me, you won't wake up."

Why can't I wake up?

"What about the imperial physician?"

"Brother has already sent someone to invite him."

Zhu Weixi hesitated to speak: "Miss Yan, could it be that my brother withdrew the formation, so the Zhu family's misfortune started again?"

It shouldn't be so fast!
It was only one night.

At this time, Mr. Pei hurriedly walked out and said seriously: "Yan Sanhe, if you can't wake up when you pinch someone, it's a bit dangerous."

Yan Sanhe's heart shrank slightly.

"Go, go and see!"

(End of this chapter)