The short-lived ghost of the Xie family has lived a long life
Chapter 713 Fox
Chapter 713 Fox
Late one night, Dong Chengfeng walked into the dormitory as usual.
The strange thing is that the old fox is not inside.
Xiao Ze asked him to wait where he was.
Out of curiosity, he put down his piano and followed him secretly on tiptoes. Before he had taken a few steps, Xiao Ze turned around and almost scared him to death.
"The prince is worshiping Buddha in the small Buddhist hall. Why are you following him?"
Dong Chengfeng's first reaction was: "You are a prince, but you still believe in gods and Buddhas?"
Dong Chengfeng's second reaction was: "If others don't ask for his blessing, it's considered good."
Xiao Ze looked at him as if he was looking at an idiot and asked, "Why do you want him to bless you?"
"Fame and wealth, glory and wealth, harmony between husband and wife, full of children and grandchildren, good weather, peaceful country!"
Xiao Ze: "..."
Dong Chengfeng looked at his blank expression and pointed inside: "I'm just going to look outside. I won't go in. I've never seen a Buddhist temple before."
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhao Fox's voice was heard from inside: "Let him come in."
"He let me in."
Dong Chengfeng shrugged, ignored Xiao Ze's cracked expression, bumped into him deliberately when they passed each other, and walked into the Buddhist hall with dignity.
Where is the Buddhist hall? It is obviously a Zen room, but there is not even a Bodhisattva there.
On the wall in the middle of the room, there are two words written in cursive: benevolence and filial piety.
Under the scroll, there was an incense burner and three plates of melon and fruit snacks. Three sticks of incense were inserted into the incense burner. Zhao Fox, dressed in single clothes, sat cross-legged on the futon, completely motionless.
Dong Chengfeng cursed in his mind, "I'm so busy" and was about to turn around and leave when he saw Zhao Fox patting the place next to him and motioning for him to sit down.
He sat over and looked back and forth between that word and Zhao Huhu. He thought to himself that your plan of scheming against me was not comparable to the word benevolence and filial piety, so he had to practice hard.
After sitting for a while, he saw that the fox had his eyes closed. He took a breath, slowly leaned down, and then supported his head with his hands.
Zhao Huhu raised his eyelids and looked at him. He said very naturally: "I'm tired."
"Where are you tired?"
"Heart!"
"Want to leave?"
"How did you know?"
Dong Chengfeng sat up and leaned his head over: "Now that I know, I won't talk nonsense. Let's discuss it carefully and see if we can let me go."
"why?"
"Don't you think your prince's residence is like a prison? It's not interesting at all. I'm going to shorten my life!"
Seeing that the fox was silent, he stretched out his hand and said, "Really, I'd rather have three of my fingers cut off."
"Aze, cut off three of his fingers."
"Hey hey..."
Dong Chengfeng quickly retracted his hand, "I just said it, why do you take it seriously!"
Zhao Huhu looked at him coldly.
He could only bite the bullet and said: "If you change three fingers in three years, even a ghost knows which one to choose, let alone a human being!"
"Humans..." Zhao Huxu said expressionlessly: "We all weigh the pros and cons."
Dong Chengfeng raised his chin a little, "Yan Sanhe, do you know that because of his words, I didn't sleep for three whole days."
"why?"
"I suddenly felt that he was right!"
"Where is it right?"
"Look..."
Dong Chengfeng: "Master wanted to buy me, but I could actually say no. I climbed up the mountain and hid for a few days. No one could find me, but I just accepted my fate. Why?"
Yan Sanhe: "Because you subconsciously feel that following your master is better than following your parents."
Dong Chengfeng patted the small table: "That's the truth."
Magistrate Tan asked him to choose between cutting off three fingers or becoming a son-in-law.
Is it so easy to be the prefect's son-in-law?
To put it bluntly, he is a soft-boiled person who has been poked in the back for a lifetime. After weighing the pros and cons, he naturally chose to cut off three of his fingers.A dignified and dignified man must have some dignity!
But once Zhao Huhu proposed to change his three fingers every three years, he agreed without hesitation.
why?
After weighing the pros and cons, he certainly wanted to save his fingers.
It only lasted three years, and I got through it as soon as I endured it.
"I suddenly understood that it is instinctive and subconscious for people to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. There is no need to think with the brain at all, even for a person like me who boasts that he is not afraid of heaven and earth."
Dong Chengfeng laughed at himself and suddenly slowed down his speech.
"Three days later, the way I looked at Zhao Fox was different. I thought to myself that this man deserves to be a prince. He knows so much, thinks so deeply, and understands everything clearly."
Yan Sanhe smiled: "Then you can stay in the Prince's Mansion peacefully and never act like a monster again."
"Girl, you expected it again."
Dong Chengfeng sighed:
"He put me in a cage with a penny, and made me accept my fate with one sentence. Only then did I realize that Xiao Ze is nothing, the old fox is the most powerful, killing people invisible!"
"Let's see who we compare with."
Yan Sanhe: "Compared with you, I am naturally powerful; compared with today's emperor, I am still a bit inferior."
Today, just using the word "kill" can make Dong Chengfeng commit the crime obediently. There is no need to waste a few words with a little person.
Dong Chengfeng looked at Yan Sanhe with a bit of shock. This was a truth that she only realized later, but she knew it at this moment.
How smart!
Unable to defeat others in a fight, and unable to give in, Dong Chengfeng could only stay calmly.
Because life was really boring, he asked the old fox if he could get two beautiful women to accompany him, and a handsome young man would be fine too.
The old fox didn't know why, but he agreed.
On the second day, Xiao Ze brought someone to his courtyard. It turned out to be a man and a woman. When he saw the beauty of the two people, his mouth watered.
Now that there was a bed warmer, he shamelessly asked the old fox for wine, and the old fox agreed.
With good wine in hand and beautiful woman in arms, the day suddenly becomes moist.
Once a person is moisturized, his face will look better.
When you look good, you feel good, and you can clearly hear a bit of pride in the music.
But this pride only lasted for three months. The old fox's words made him sleepless for another three days and three nights.
On the Double Ninth Festival that day, he stepped on the spot and went to the bedroom, where he found Jiao Yu and Taiping waiting for the old fox to eat.
The old fox waved to him and asked him to stay alone for a while.
Dong Chengfeng had stayed in the Prince's Mansion for half a year and had already figured out the old fox's living rules. He was eating at this time, so he must have just returned from the palace.
He was a little curious about what the emperor ate, so he raised his head and took a look.
After seeing this, I was stunned.
A bowl of porridge, two side dishes.
He thought to himself: It's not like that. Even if he is afraid of food accumulation in his stomach, he can't eat something plain like this.
While Jiao Yu was pouring him tea, he covered his mouth and asked, "What does he usually eat for dinner?"
Jiao Yu was familiar with him, so he didn't hide it: "Eat this too."
"Then the Crown Princess and the Crown Prince also eat this with him?"
Jiao Yu gave him a look of "Are you stupid?" and walked away without looking back.
Once Dong Chengfeng had doubts in his heart, he couldn't help it. After the old fox had finished eating, changed his clothes, and lay on the bed, he boldly asked:
"Why do you eat so vegetarian? Your Highness is the prince of the dynasty!"
The old fox didn't expect that he would speak. He was slightly startled and said, "A person who eats all day long, besides having a brain full of fat, what else can he hold?"
Dong Chengfeng thought to himself that the old fox was insinuating that he was stupid.
The wild cubs born on the grassland all drink from big bowls and eat large pieces of meat.Back then, another reason why the master wanted to drive him away was because he ate too much.
That night, the beauty felt useless lying in his arms.
What's wrong if I eat too much?
I just want to play the piano and put you to sleep, there is no need to install anything else;
When you are alive, you have to enjoy yourself in time, and you have to treat yourself harshly even when you eat. What is the point of living?
When the food was served the next day, Dong Chengfeng couldn't put down his chopsticks when he thought of the words "full of belly and fat in the intestines".
One meal, half full.
Damn it, he was in particularly good spirits that day and studied the music scores all afternoon.
(End of this chapter)
Late one night, Dong Chengfeng walked into the dormitory as usual.
The strange thing is that the old fox is not inside.
Xiao Ze asked him to wait where he was.
Out of curiosity, he put down his piano and followed him secretly on tiptoes. Before he had taken a few steps, Xiao Ze turned around and almost scared him to death.
"The prince is worshiping Buddha in the small Buddhist hall. Why are you following him?"
Dong Chengfeng's first reaction was: "You are a prince, but you still believe in gods and Buddhas?"
Dong Chengfeng's second reaction was: "If others don't ask for his blessing, it's considered good."
Xiao Ze looked at him as if he was looking at an idiot and asked, "Why do you want him to bless you?"
"Fame and wealth, glory and wealth, harmony between husband and wife, full of children and grandchildren, good weather, peaceful country!"
Xiao Ze: "..."
Dong Chengfeng looked at his blank expression and pointed inside: "I'm just going to look outside. I won't go in. I've never seen a Buddhist temple before."
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhao Fox's voice was heard from inside: "Let him come in."
"He let me in."
Dong Chengfeng shrugged, ignored Xiao Ze's cracked expression, bumped into him deliberately when they passed each other, and walked into the Buddhist hall with dignity.
Where is the Buddhist hall? It is obviously a Zen room, but there is not even a Bodhisattva there.
On the wall in the middle of the room, there are two words written in cursive: benevolence and filial piety.
Under the scroll, there was an incense burner and three plates of melon and fruit snacks. Three sticks of incense were inserted into the incense burner. Zhao Fox, dressed in single clothes, sat cross-legged on the futon, completely motionless.
Dong Chengfeng cursed in his mind, "I'm so busy" and was about to turn around and leave when he saw Zhao Fox patting the place next to him and motioning for him to sit down.
He sat over and looked back and forth between that word and Zhao Huhu. He thought to himself that your plan of scheming against me was not comparable to the word benevolence and filial piety, so he had to practice hard.
After sitting for a while, he saw that the fox had his eyes closed. He took a breath, slowly leaned down, and then supported his head with his hands.
Zhao Huhu raised his eyelids and looked at him. He said very naturally: "I'm tired."
"Where are you tired?"
"Heart!"
"Want to leave?"
"How did you know?"
Dong Chengfeng sat up and leaned his head over: "Now that I know, I won't talk nonsense. Let's discuss it carefully and see if we can let me go."
"why?"
"Don't you think your prince's residence is like a prison? It's not interesting at all. I'm going to shorten my life!"
Seeing that the fox was silent, he stretched out his hand and said, "Really, I'd rather have three of my fingers cut off."
"Aze, cut off three of his fingers."
"Hey hey..."
Dong Chengfeng quickly retracted his hand, "I just said it, why do you take it seriously!"
Zhao Huhu looked at him coldly.
He could only bite the bullet and said: "If you change three fingers in three years, even a ghost knows which one to choose, let alone a human being!"
"Humans..." Zhao Huxu said expressionlessly: "We all weigh the pros and cons."
Dong Chengfeng raised his chin a little, "Yan Sanhe, do you know that because of his words, I didn't sleep for three whole days."
"why?"
"I suddenly felt that he was right!"
"Where is it right?"
"Look..."
Dong Chengfeng: "Master wanted to buy me, but I could actually say no. I climbed up the mountain and hid for a few days. No one could find me, but I just accepted my fate. Why?"
Yan Sanhe: "Because you subconsciously feel that following your master is better than following your parents."
Dong Chengfeng patted the small table: "That's the truth."
Magistrate Tan asked him to choose between cutting off three fingers or becoming a son-in-law.
Is it so easy to be the prefect's son-in-law?
To put it bluntly, he is a soft-boiled person who has been poked in the back for a lifetime. After weighing the pros and cons, he naturally chose to cut off three of his fingers.A dignified and dignified man must have some dignity!
But once Zhao Huhu proposed to change his three fingers every three years, he agreed without hesitation.
why?
After weighing the pros and cons, he certainly wanted to save his fingers.
It only lasted three years, and I got through it as soon as I endured it.
"I suddenly understood that it is instinctive and subconscious for people to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. There is no need to think with the brain at all, even for a person like me who boasts that he is not afraid of heaven and earth."
Dong Chengfeng laughed at himself and suddenly slowed down his speech.
"Three days later, the way I looked at Zhao Fox was different. I thought to myself that this man deserves to be a prince. He knows so much, thinks so deeply, and understands everything clearly."
Yan Sanhe smiled: "Then you can stay in the Prince's Mansion peacefully and never act like a monster again."
"Girl, you expected it again."
Dong Chengfeng sighed:
"He put me in a cage with a penny, and made me accept my fate with one sentence. Only then did I realize that Xiao Ze is nothing, the old fox is the most powerful, killing people invisible!"
"Let's see who we compare with."
Yan Sanhe: "Compared with you, I am naturally powerful; compared with today's emperor, I am still a bit inferior."
Today, just using the word "kill" can make Dong Chengfeng commit the crime obediently. There is no need to waste a few words with a little person.
Dong Chengfeng looked at Yan Sanhe with a bit of shock. This was a truth that she only realized later, but she knew it at this moment.
How smart!
Unable to defeat others in a fight, and unable to give in, Dong Chengfeng could only stay calmly.
Because life was really boring, he asked the old fox if he could get two beautiful women to accompany him, and a handsome young man would be fine too.
The old fox didn't know why, but he agreed.
On the second day, Xiao Ze brought someone to his courtyard. It turned out to be a man and a woman. When he saw the beauty of the two people, his mouth watered.
Now that there was a bed warmer, he shamelessly asked the old fox for wine, and the old fox agreed.
With good wine in hand and beautiful woman in arms, the day suddenly becomes moist.
Once a person is moisturized, his face will look better.
When you look good, you feel good, and you can clearly hear a bit of pride in the music.
But this pride only lasted for three months. The old fox's words made him sleepless for another three days and three nights.
On the Double Ninth Festival that day, he stepped on the spot and went to the bedroom, where he found Jiao Yu and Taiping waiting for the old fox to eat.
The old fox waved to him and asked him to stay alone for a while.
Dong Chengfeng had stayed in the Prince's Mansion for half a year and had already figured out the old fox's living rules. He was eating at this time, so he must have just returned from the palace.
He was a little curious about what the emperor ate, so he raised his head and took a look.
After seeing this, I was stunned.
A bowl of porridge, two side dishes.
He thought to himself: It's not like that. Even if he is afraid of food accumulation in his stomach, he can't eat something plain like this.
While Jiao Yu was pouring him tea, he covered his mouth and asked, "What does he usually eat for dinner?"
Jiao Yu was familiar with him, so he didn't hide it: "Eat this too."
"Then the Crown Princess and the Crown Prince also eat this with him?"
Jiao Yu gave him a look of "Are you stupid?" and walked away without looking back.
Once Dong Chengfeng had doubts in his heart, he couldn't help it. After the old fox had finished eating, changed his clothes, and lay on the bed, he boldly asked:
"Why do you eat so vegetarian? Your Highness is the prince of the dynasty!"
The old fox didn't expect that he would speak. He was slightly startled and said, "A person who eats all day long, besides having a brain full of fat, what else can he hold?"
Dong Chengfeng thought to himself that the old fox was insinuating that he was stupid.
The wild cubs born on the grassland all drink from big bowls and eat large pieces of meat.Back then, another reason why the master wanted to drive him away was because he ate too much.
That night, the beauty felt useless lying in his arms.
What's wrong if I eat too much?
I just want to play the piano and put you to sleep, there is no need to install anything else;
When you are alive, you have to enjoy yourself in time, and you have to treat yourself harshly even when you eat. What is the point of living?
When the food was served the next day, Dong Chengfeng couldn't put down his chopsticks when he thought of the words "full of belly and fat in the intestines".
One meal, half full.
Damn it, he was in particularly good spirits that day and studied the music scores all afternoon.
(End of this chapter)
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