Imperial College Kindergarten
Chapter 128: Fart your father
Si Jingyi led a group of officials to arrive, and delegations from various countries stood up to greet him with their own national etiquette. Only the Beichen delegation remained seated, motionless, as if they were unaware of the arrival of the Emperor of Great Xia Dynasty.
"You all have come a long way, so you are welcome. Please take a seat." Si Jingyi waved his hand for everyone to sit down, without even looking at Beichen.
Liu Xueting secretly complained to the system: "This Beichen is trying to cause trouble. The third prince did it but no one stopped him. I guess he was testing it."
303 was also faintly excited: "It's good to make trouble. We have to let them know what happens to people who are rude."
When the banquet began, a servant girl was carrying porcelain plates and serving dishes to each table in an orderly manner.Liu Xueting happened to be assigned to the same table as Xie Yu, and the children were all in front of their table.However, whether intentionally or unintentionally, those servant women seemed to have forgotten to serve Beichen's people. Until the servant women retreated, Beichen's banquet table only had the tea that was served to the guests at the beginning!
The third prince Beichen heard the whisper in his ear and opened his eyes in disbelief. Who knew that it was really empty!
Then he asked with a livid face: "Is this the way you treat guests in Daxia? I experienced it today!"
Si Jingyi still looked forward, smiling and interacting with delegations from Hanli, Fujiang and other countries, and ignored Su Chengguang.
Su Chengguang's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot, and turned red with anger. Just when he raised his hand to overturn the table to show his dissatisfaction, Prince Commander Chen joked with Si Jingxi: "Hey, uncle." , have you ever seen the Beichen Kingdom delegation?"
After Si Jingxi finished drinking a glass of wine in his hand, he said calmly: "Ah? Is Beichen Kingdom coming?"
That tone made everyone in Beichen Kingdom want to hit someone.
It also made other people lower their heads and try their best to hold back the corners of their mouths that turned up.
Commander Chen looked around and felt a little disappointed: "I really didn't come. I'm probably afraid of being at the bottom every year."
Su Chengguang's chest heaved violently. Seeing this, Beichen's people were afraid that the third prince would say something inappropriate again, so they quickly stepped forward to stop Su Chengguang. Su Chengguang shook off the hand of the person next to him and said in a deep voice: "Beichen The delegation has met His Majesty the Great Xia Dynasty."
Everyone in Beichen Kingdom: It’s broken!
Si Jingxi raised his eyebrows slightly and glanced at Su Chengguang with contempt: "What is so noisy?"
"I'm nothing!"
Unexpectedly, Su Chengguang's angry words made everyone chuckle no longer.
Even the people from the ancient Kunlun Kingdom strategically leaned back and frowned, and one of the men directly mocked: "Don't go out and hang out if you are not educated. You don't know when you will lose face. It will only make people laugh." "
While speaking, he shook his head. This person from Beichen Kingdom really agreed with that sentence - simple mind but well-developed limbs.
"Who do you think you are?" Su Chengguang pointed at the people of the ancient Kunlun Kingdom and joked. He couldn't defeat the Emperor of Daxia, and he couldn't control the delegation of a small country?
Everyone in the Beichen delegation covered their eyes, unable to stop the third prince from causing trouble again!
"I'm not talented. Shan Wushuang, an ancient country in Kunlun, is really a nook. Are you here to hit me?"
Liu Xueting's eyes twitched slightly. Who doesn't know that the ancient Kunlun country has a superior terrain. The entire country is built on the plateau. It is easy to defend and difficult to attack. No country dares to attack blindly. Otherwise, it will be like giving away people's heads before they get up there. Found.
"Host, why would Beichen Kingdom send such a person?" 303 also sighed.
"I guess he is the cannon fodder who was pushed out. Think about it, if he causes any trouble in other countries, King Beichen will not be able to kill him when he returns. If other people add fuel to the fire, he may not have a chance at the throne, and may even be despised. .”
"Oh" 303 suddenly realized, "No wonder you are so brainless."
In Beichen's second episode, the subject quickly pulled a group of people to make up for the salutes according to the etiquette of their country: "The Beichen delegation has met the Emperor of Daxia, and wishes the Emperor of Daxia long blessings!" After hearing the Emperor of Daxia's plain "please rise", he Then he wiped the sweat from his forehead and sat down hurriedly.
The third prince was just provoked by the second prince, so he boasted about Haikou and promised to show off to the delegations from various countries. The king happily agreed, but he did not expect that the third prince came, but he left his brain behind. Beichen!
Soon, a servant girl served the Beichen delegation.
The banquet finally started as usual.
But Su Chengguang's mouth felt like it was pricked, and he felt uncomfortable if he didn't cause trouble: "I wonder who is the direct princess of Daxia?"
Commander Yi said openly: "I am here, princess. What advice does the third prince have?"
Su Chengguang looked at the commander wantonly, and laughed when he heard this: "Of course we are discussing the marriage. Yes, you can get a glimpse of such beauty at a young age, wouldn't it be even more coveted when you are older? Hahahahaha!"
As soon as these words came out, the expressions of everyone in Daxia Dynasty changed, and Prince Commander Chen did not hide his anger: "Shut your stinky mouth!"
Commander Yi was a princess, but at her age, and when someone spoke such arrogant words, her eyes instantly turned red, and she turned around and hid next to Liu Xueting. Liu Xueting quickly took Commander Yi in his arms and patted her comfortingly. He patted Commander Yi on the back and whispered a few words of comfort: "Don't be afraid, everyone is here."
However, Su Chengguang didn't seem to have heard anything. He hugged the woman sitting next to him with great force, and moved his hands up and down without scruples: "I'm not talking nonsense, don't we want to get married? That's okay. I, the Beichen Cavalry, can go south at any time, just Waiting to conquer Daxia!"
What an arrogant tone!
Si Jingxi stood up directly, raised his hand and threw the wine cup in his palm towards Su Chengguang: "Fuck your father!"
"I, Daxia, never need any tribute from my relatives. If we want to fight, we will fight. I'm afraid you won't succeed!"
Soon, everyone present in Daxia echoed King Guangyang's words: "That's right! Young Master, I can write in Wen and use guns in Wu. Come on, if you have the ability, just fight!"
"Afraid of a ball, whoever is a coward is a softie!"
"You're going to flatten Daxia. I, Daxia, will flatten your Beichen tent to the ground with just one cannon. Not even a piece of cloth will be left, hahahaha!"
"You can also roast their cattle and sheep, which is so majestic and beautiful!"
"You kid, all you want to do is eat meat!"
"But that's not good. You can't reward yourself for winning the battle?"
They were all speeches made by young students with high spirits, and the doctors and elders who usually loved preaching no longer accused the big guys of not being modest, but looked at them with admiration.
The delegations from other countries were shocked. Yes, after so many years of peace, they almost forgot how shocking the cannon launched by Queen Shengwu was!
This is also the fear that Beichen and Baiyue dare not take action!I can only watch Daxia rise and become a lion in the Central Plains!
Su Chengguang was aroused by these words. How could he hold back? He was about to speak but everyone in Beichen tightly covered his mouth!
The scene was comical at one point.
Beichen's original leader in saluting stepped out again: "Please forgive me, Emperor Daxia. The third prince is drunk and talking nonsense. I will take the third prince down to sober up right now!"
Thank you guys, I wish you all a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and all the best!
"You all have come a long way, so you are welcome. Please take a seat." Si Jingyi waved his hand for everyone to sit down, without even looking at Beichen.
Liu Xueting secretly complained to the system: "This Beichen is trying to cause trouble. The third prince did it but no one stopped him. I guess he was testing it."
303 was also faintly excited: "It's good to make trouble. We have to let them know what happens to people who are rude."
When the banquet began, a servant girl was carrying porcelain plates and serving dishes to each table in an orderly manner.Liu Xueting happened to be assigned to the same table as Xie Yu, and the children were all in front of their table.However, whether intentionally or unintentionally, those servant women seemed to have forgotten to serve Beichen's people. Until the servant women retreated, Beichen's banquet table only had the tea that was served to the guests at the beginning!
The third prince Beichen heard the whisper in his ear and opened his eyes in disbelief. Who knew that it was really empty!
Then he asked with a livid face: "Is this the way you treat guests in Daxia? I experienced it today!"
Si Jingyi still looked forward, smiling and interacting with delegations from Hanli, Fujiang and other countries, and ignored Su Chengguang.
Su Chengguang's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot, and turned red with anger. Just when he raised his hand to overturn the table to show his dissatisfaction, Prince Commander Chen joked with Si Jingxi: "Hey, uncle." , have you ever seen the Beichen Kingdom delegation?"
After Si Jingxi finished drinking a glass of wine in his hand, he said calmly: "Ah? Is Beichen Kingdom coming?"
That tone made everyone in Beichen Kingdom want to hit someone.
It also made other people lower their heads and try their best to hold back the corners of their mouths that turned up.
Commander Chen looked around and felt a little disappointed: "I really didn't come. I'm probably afraid of being at the bottom every year."
Su Chengguang's chest heaved violently. Seeing this, Beichen's people were afraid that the third prince would say something inappropriate again, so they quickly stepped forward to stop Su Chengguang. Su Chengguang shook off the hand of the person next to him and said in a deep voice: "Beichen The delegation has met His Majesty the Great Xia Dynasty."
Everyone in Beichen Kingdom: It’s broken!
Si Jingxi raised his eyebrows slightly and glanced at Su Chengguang with contempt: "What is so noisy?"
"I'm nothing!"
Unexpectedly, Su Chengguang's angry words made everyone chuckle no longer.
Even the people from the ancient Kunlun Kingdom strategically leaned back and frowned, and one of the men directly mocked: "Don't go out and hang out if you are not educated. You don't know when you will lose face. It will only make people laugh." "
While speaking, he shook his head. This person from Beichen Kingdom really agreed with that sentence - simple mind but well-developed limbs.
"Who do you think you are?" Su Chengguang pointed at the people of the ancient Kunlun Kingdom and joked. He couldn't defeat the Emperor of Daxia, and he couldn't control the delegation of a small country?
Everyone in the Beichen delegation covered their eyes, unable to stop the third prince from causing trouble again!
"I'm not talented. Shan Wushuang, an ancient country in Kunlun, is really a nook. Are you here to hit me?"
Liu Xueting's eyes twitched slightly. Who doesn't know that the ancient Kunlun country has a superior terrain. The entire country is built on the plateau. It is easy to defend and difficult to attack. No country dares to attack blindly. Otherwise, it will be like giving away people's heads before they get up there. Found.
"Host, why would Beichen Kingdom send such a person?" 303 also sighed.
"I guess he is the cannon fodder who was pushed out. Think about it, if he causes any trouble in other countries, King Beichen will not be able to kill him when he returns. If other people add fuel to the fire, he may not have a chance at the throne, and may even be despised. .”
"Oh" 303 suddenly realized, "No wonder you are so brainless."
In Beichen's second episode, the subject quickly pulled a group of people to make up for the salutes according to the etiquette of their country: "The Beichen delegation has met the Emperor of Daxia, and wishes the Emperor of Daxia long blessings!" After hearing the Emperor of Daxia's plain "please rise", he Then he wiped the sweat from his forehead and sat down hurriedly.
The third prince was just provoked by the second prince, so he boasted about Haikou and promised to show off to the delegations from various countries. The king happily agreed, but he did not expect that the third prince came, but he left his brain behind. Beichen!
Soon, a servant girl served the Beichen delegation.
The banquet finally started as usual.
But Su Chengguang's mouth felt like it was pricked, and he felt uncomfortable if he didn't cause trouble: "I wonder who is the direct princess of Daxia?"
Commander Yi said openly: "I am here, princess. What advice does the third prince have?"
Su Chengguang looked at the commander wantonly, and laughed when he heard this: "Of course we are discussing the marriage. Yes, you can get a glimpse of such beauty at a young age, wouldn't it be even more coveted when you are older? Hahahahaha!"
As soon as these words came out, the expressions of everyone in Daxia Dynasty changed, and Prince Commander Chen did not hide his anger: "Shut your stinky mouth!"
Commander Yi was a princess, but at her age, and when someone spoke such arrogant words, her eyes instantly turned red, and she turned around and hid next to Liu Xueting. Liu Xueting quickly took Commander Yi in his arms and patted her comfortingly. He patted Commander Yi on the back and whispered a few words of comfort: "Don't be afraid, everyone is here."
However, Su Chengguang didn't seem to have heard anything. He hugged the woman sitting next to him with great force, and moved his hands up and down without scruples: "I'm not talking nonsense, don't we want to get married? That's okay. I, the Beichen Cavalry, can go south at any time, just Waiting to conquer Daxia!"
What an arrogant tone!
Si Jingxi stood up directly, raised his hand and threw the wine cup in his palm towards Su Chengguang: "Fuck your father!"
"I, Daxia, never need any tribute from my relatives. If we want to fight, we will fight. I'm afraid you won't succeed!"
Soon, everyone present in Daxia echoed King Guangyang's words: "That's right! Young Master, I can write in Wen and use guns in Wu. Come on, if you have the ability, just fight!"
"Afraid of a ball, whoever is a coward is a softie!"
"You're going to flatten Daxia. I, Daxia, will flatten your Beichen tent to the ground with just one cannon. Not even a piece of cloth will be left, hahahaha!"
"You can also roast their cattle and sheep, which is so majestic and beautiful!"
"You kid, all you want to do is eat meat!"
"But that's not good. You can't reward yourself for winning the battle?"
They were all speeches made by young students with high spirits, and the doctors and elders who usually loved preaching no longer accused the big guys of not being modest, but looked at them with admiration.
The delegations from other countries were shocked. Yes, after so many years of peace, they almost forgot how shocking the cannon launched by Queen Shengwu was!
This is also the fear that Beichen and Baiyue dare not take action!I can only watch Daxia rise and become a lion in the Central Plains!
Su Chengguang was aroused by these words. How could he hold back? He was about to speak but everyone in Beichen tightly covered his mouth!
The scene was comical at one point.
Beichen's original leader in saluting stepped out again: "Please forgive me, Emperor Daxia. The third prince is drunk and talking nonsense. I will take the third prince down to sober up right now!"
Thank you guys, I wish you all a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and all the best!
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