A metaphysics boss opens a paper-making shop and his variety show hits the internet
Chapter 55: Go to Hell iPhone99, the latest research and development model
Chapter 55: Go to Hell iPhone99+, the latest research and development model
"Yun Shu!"
Jiang Xueqiu seemed to have been stepped on and looked at Yun Shu angrily, "What are you talking about! Don't spread rumors and slander me here!"
Yun Shu looked innocent, "I didn't spread any rumors, this was what your girlfriend said."
"roll!!"
Yun Shu stood still and said, "Give me the money first."
Jiang Xueqiu was stimulated and said angrily, "You still want money? Let me tell you, there's not even a cent!"
My company has been losing money, and the investment I finally secured is about to disappear!Where did I get the money to give it to you?If you want to sue me, go ahead and sue me! "
His girlfriend's family gave him [-] million before, but he couldn't bear it. Jiang Xueqiu really didn't have the talent to start a business, so he still lost the [-] million.
After losing all the money, Jiang Xueqiu found someone to strengthen the power of the golden silkworm Gu. He wanted his girlfriend to marry him, tie her to him, and then ask her family to give him several hundred million more.
This was successful, but he fed the golden silkworm Gu too much and almost had a backlash. In the end, he had to give away the golden silkworm Gu by "marrying the golden silkworm".
Now that Yun Shu has cracked the effect of the golden silkworm Gu, Jiang Xueqiu's fortune has also disappeared, and he can no longer continue to collect money from his girlfriend's house.
Bang bang bang!
Inside the villa, Jiang Xueqiu's girlfriend was still throwing things out.
Jiang Xueqiu looked around, wanting to go in and coax her.
Seeing this scene, Yun Shu's eyes darkened, "With bad intentions, even if you get lucky for a while, you will still get nothing in the end, and you will end up losing your life instead.
Forget it, your money is all dirty money and will destroy my merits, so I still don’t want it. "
Yun Shu turned around and was about to leave.
The kind of Gu masters who can refine Golden Silkworm Gu are basically ruthless people. How can they help someone sincerely?
Jiang Xueqiu is seeking skin from a tiger, and her life is not long. She is destined not to get the money back.
Yun Shu came out of the community and checked the time. It was only one o'clock in the afternoon.
She took the bus to the paper shop.
There are still a lot of unfinished orders piled up in the store. She has to finish two of Chu Xingnan's orders today and has to burn them for her before the island training camp.
When Yun Shu was making paper ties, he habitually turned on the live broadcast.
As soon as she started the live broadcast, she saw a lot of messages popping up, all saying that the police station had issued an announcement saying that the ghosts in her live broadcast room were made of 3D projections.
[The police uncle has made an announcement. The ghost in Yun Shu’s live broadcast room is fake. She is also a magician. Don’t believe her anymore! 】
[Yunshu is a trainee of Jingchuan Entertainment. I just said that the team of Jingchuan Entertainment did the special effects for her. You damn liar, get off the Internet! 】
[The reason why her paper buns are so expensive is to bring goods to cut leeks.She also said that if you buy it, you can meet your ancestors. Those who meet their ancestors are probably the sitters she invited! 】
[It is recommended that Yun Shu’s live broadcast room be blocked! 】
Yun Shu: "..."
Although the anti-fans clamored wildly, Yun Shu still had many true fans who chose to believe her.
【What kind of childcare?I didn't know Yun Shu before, but I really saw my sister that day!Ignorant netizens, stop looking for presence! 】
[That’s right, I bought Yunshu’s paper tie, and that night I dreamed that I was too naughty. She said that I was filial and would bless me in the future. I got a promotion and a salary increase this month! 】
[Why should our Shushu’s live broadcast room be blocked?She is in the funeral industry!If someone dies in your family, why don't you go to the funeral parlor and buy paper-made incense candles? 】【That is, the funeral industry is still an intangible cultural heritage of our country. Black fans, please get out! 】
Yun Shu felt a little better after seeing the barrage of fans' support, and she said, "Those who believe in this kind of thing will believe it, and those who don't believe it will not believe it. There is no need to force it.
Today, a fan was randomly selected to give a paper to tie up a mobile phone, the latest model iPhone99+. "
[Damn it, the iPhones in hell are already in the 99th generation?The world is only 14 years old! 】
[What a fuss? Steve Jobs has been dead for many years. Isn’t it okay for people to study mobile phones in the underworld? 】
[But isn’t Steve Jobs from abroad? 】
[As a popular piece of knowledge, even if a translator dies, he will have to go to hell. It’s not difficult to find a translator below. 】
Yun Shu tied the mobile phone she made with paper, showed it in front of the screen, and said, "There is another difference between the mobile phone I made and those made by others. This mobile phone of mine can connect to the Internet in the underworld and the human world." of the Internet.
However, this is something I have only recently researched, so the signal may not be very good on the Internet connected to the underworld, but the signal upstream will be slightly better. "
[So awesome?You're a technology boss from the underworld!Is there anything in the underworld that you can’t do? 】
In fact, mobile phones in the underworld can also send messages to mobile phones in the human world, but they need to go through special processing. It is not the kind of paper phone that an expert cannot make.
Moreover, other people can only send messages and cannot access the Internet to browse other information.
[Shu Shu, how much does it cost?I want to burn one for my mom, I miss her so much!I hope she can give me a call down there!Just send a message! 】
[Upload the link!My luck is so bad, I definitely won’t be able to draw one, I’ll buy one! 】
Yun Shu posted the link, and many people fell silent.
This price is so expensive!
[The price is so expensive, even more expensive than a big villa. A big villa only costs [-] yuan, but a mobile phone costs [-] yuan?There are only five to six thousand mobile phones in the world! 】
Yun Shu said bluntly, "Your mobile phone cannot connect to the underworld Internet."
Netizens: "..."
[It’s getting more and more outrageous. The price of a paper phone is ten times that of a real phone!Isn't she cheating for money?Fans, stop washing! 】
[I can find a funeral procession at random, buy a paper phone and burn it for dozens of yuan... How dare Yun Shu ask for 5 yuan! 】
Yun Shu didn't say anything more, but hung up a lottery link, "You will get one in the lottery today, and the prize will be announced in 5 minutes. If you don't believe it, you don't have to participate."
As a result, netizens shouted that they did not believe it, but they were very active in participating in the lottery. Tens of thousands of people participated in the lottery in an instant.
The prize was revealed 5 minutes later. Yun Shu clicked on the winning user's account and took a look. This guy posted a lot of negative comments about her online.
This is a black powder.
After he won the prize, he also posted a barrage, [Brothers, I have been hacking Yun Shu for two months, and today I successfully penetrated into the enemy and won the prize!Hey, watch me expose Yun Shu, this damn liar! 】
Yun Shu did not disqualify him, but said in the live broadcast room, "The winner of the lottery remember to send me the name and birth date of the deceased. In addition, as a bonus, I can help you give him a message."
The man sent the message, [This is my biological father, who died two years ago.If you are really good at it, tell him that I failed the civil service exam.
The old man insisted that I take the civil service exam before he was alive. If he were still alive and knew that I failed, he would definitely beat me up. 】
After he finished sending it, he added, "However, I know that I will definitely not be able to see him. I just want to share my feelings with you casually."Don’t think that because I won the lottery, I won’t blame you!
This kind of paper tie is worthless. Even if a scammer like you dares to sell it for [-] yuan online, I will continue to crack down on fakes and expose you to prevent others from being deceived! 】
(End of this chapter)
"Yun Shu!"
Jiang Xueqiu seemed to have been stepped on and looked at Yun Shu angrily, "What are you talking about! Don't spread rumors and slander me here!"
Yun Shu looked innocent, "I didn't spread any rumors, this was what your girlfriend said."
"roll!!"
Yun Shu stood still and said, "Give me the money first."
Jiang Xueqiu was stimulated and said angrily, "You still want money? Let me tell you, there's not even a cent!"
My company has been losing money, and the investment I finally secured is about to disappear!Where did I get the money to give it to you?If you want to sue me, go ahead and sue me! "
His girlfriend's family gave him [-] million before, but he couldn't bear it. Jiang Xueqiu really didn't have the talent to start a business, so he still lost the [-] million.
After losing all the money, Jiang Xueqiu found someone to strengthen the power of the golden silkworm Gu. He wanted his girlfriend to marry him, tie her to him, and then ask her family to give him several hundred million more.
This was successful, but he fed the golden silkworm Gu too much and almost had a backlash. In the end, he had to give away the golden silkworm Gu by "marrying the golden silkworm".
Now that Yun Shu has cracked the effect of the golden silkworm Gu, Jiang Xueqiu's fortune has also disappeared, and he can no longer continue to collect money from his girlfriend's house.
Bang bang bang!
Inside the villa, Jiang Xueqiu's girlfriend was still throwing things out.
Jiang Xueqiu looked around, wanting to go in and coax her.
Seeing this scene, Yun Shu's eyes darkened, "With bad intentions, even if you get lucky for a while, you will still get nothing in the end, and you will end up losing your life instead.
Forget it, your money is all dirty money and will destroy my merits, so I still don’t want it. "
Yun Shu turned around and was about to leave.
The kind of Gu masters who can refine Golden Silkworm Gu are basically ruthless people. How can they help someone sincerely?
Jiang Xueqiu is seeking skin from a tiger, and her life is not long. She is destined not to get the money back.
Yun Shu came out of the community and checked the time. It was only one o'clock in the afternoon.
She took the bus to the paper shop.
There are still a lot of unfinished orders piled up in the store. She has to finish two of Chu Xingnan's orders today and has to burn them for her before the island training camp.
When Yun Shu was making paper ties, he habitually turned on the live broadcast.
As soon as she started the live broadcast, she saw a lot of messages popping up, all saying that the police station had issued an announcement saying that the ghosts in her live broadcast room were made of 3D projections.
[The police uncle has made an announcement. The ghost in Yun Shu’s live broadcast room is fake. She is also a magician. Don’t believe her anymore! 】
[Yunshu is a trainee of Jingchuan Entertainment. I just said that the team of Jingchuan Entertainment did the special effects for her. You damn liar, get off the Internet! 】
[The reason why her paper buns are so expensive is to bring goods to cut leeks.She also said that if you buy it, you can meet your ancestors. Those who meet their ancestors are probably the sitters she invited! 】
[It is recommended that Yun Shu’s live broadcast room be blocked! 】
Yun Shu: "..."
Although the anti-fans clamored wildly, Yun Shu still had many true fans who chose to believe her.
【What kind of childcare?I didn't know Yun Shu before, but I really saw my sister that day!Ignorant netizens, stop looking for presence! 】
[That’s right, I bought Yunshu’s paper tie, and that night I dreamed that I was too naughty. She said that I was filial and would bless me in the future. I got a promotion and a salary increase this month! 】
[Why should our Shushu’s live broadcast room be blocked?She is in the funeral industry!If someone dies in your family, why don't you go to the funeral parlor and buy paper-made incense candles? 】【That is, the funeral industry is still an intangible cultural heritage of our country. Black fans, please get out! 】
Yun Shu felt a little better after seeing the barrage of fans' support, and she said, "Those who believe in this kind of thing will believe it, and those who don't believe it will not believe it. There is no need to force it.
Today, a fan was randomly selected to give a paper to tie up a mobile phone, the latest model iPhone99+. "
[Damn it, the iPhones in hell are already in the 99th generation?The world is only 14 years old! 】
[What a fuss? Steve Jobs has been dead for many years. Isn’t it okay for people to study mobile phones in the underworld? 】
[But isn’t Steve Jobs from abroad? 】
[As a popular piece of knowledge, even if a translator dies, he will have to go to hell. It’s not difficult to find a translator below. 】
Yun Shu tied the mobile phone she made with paper, showed it in front of the screen, and said, "There is another difference between the mobile phone I made and those made by others. This mobile phone of mine can connect to the Internet in the underworld and the human world." of the Internet.
However, this is something I have only recently researched, so the signal may not be very good on the Internet connected to the underworld, but the signal upstream will be slightly better. "
[So awesome?You're a technology boss from the underworld!Is there anything in the underworld that you can’t do? 】
In fact, mobile phones in the underworld can also send messages to mobile phones in the human world, but they need to go through special processing. It is not the kind of paper phone that an expert cannot make.
Moreover, other people can only send messages and cannot access the Internet to browse other information.
[Shu Shu, how much does it cost?I want to burn one for my mom, I miss her so much!I hope she can give me a call down there!Just send a message! 】
[Upload the link!My luck is so bad, I definitely won’t be able to draw one, I’ll buy one! 】
Yun Shu posted the link, and many people fell silent.
This price is so expensive!
[The price is so expensive, even more expensive than a big villa. A big villa only costs [-] yuan, but a mobile phone costs [-] yuan?There are only five to six thousand mobile phones in the world! 】
Yun Shu said bluntly, "Your mobile phone cannot connect to the underworld Internet."
Netizens: "..."
[It’s getting more and more outrageous. The price of a paper phone is ten times that of a real phone!Isn't she cheating for money?Fans, stop washing! 】
[I can find a funeral procession at random, buy a paper phone and burn it for dozens of yuan... How dare Yun Shu ask for 5 yuan! 】
Yun Shu didn't say anything more, but hung up a lottery link, "You will get one in the lottery today, and the prize will be announced in 5 minutes. If you don't believe it, you don't have to participate."
As a result, netizens shouted that they did not believe it, but they were very active in participating in the lottery. Tens of thousands of people participated in the lottery in an instant.
The prize was revealed 5 minutes later. Yun Shu clicked on the winning user's account and took a look. This guy posted a lot of negative comments about her online.
This is a black powder.
After he won the prize, he also posted a barrage, [Brothers, I have been hacking Yun Shu for two months, and today I successfully penetrated into the enemy and won the prize!Hey, watch me expose Yun Shu, this damn liar! 】
Yun Shu did not disqualify him, but said in the live broadcast room, "The winner of the lottery remember to send me the name and birth date of the deceased. In addition, as a bonus, I can help you give him a message."
The man sent the message, [This is my biological father, who died two years ago.If you are really good at it, tell him that I failed the civil service exam.
The old man insisted that I take the civil service exam before he was alive. If he were still alive and knew that I failed, he would definitely beat me up. 】
After he finished sending it, he added, "However, I know that I will definitely not be able to see him. I just want to share my feelings with you casually."Don’t think that because I won the lottery, I won’t blame you!
This kind of paper tie is worthless. Even if a scammer like you dares to sell it for [-] yuan online, I will continue to crack down on fakes and expose you to prevent others from being deceived! 】
(End of this chapter)
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