A metaphysics boss opens a paper-making shop and his variety show hits the internet

As soon as Yun Shu said this, those Xu Guanyin fans who had bought incense candles immediately went crazy. They all criticized Yun Shu for being incompetent and cursed them in the barrage.

Xu Guanyin also said, "Yunshu, you haven't even eaten my incense candles, don't talk nonsense here. When the time comes, I will start to ask the gods, and you will know whether what I say is true or false."

Yun Shu looked at the time and said, "It will be twelve o'clock in the evening soon. Do you want to use the support technique after twelve o'clock?"

"Yes, only at that time can you successfully ask God, not at any other time."

Yun Shu sneered, "Where did you learn this skill of holding a quill? The person who taught you must be your enemy, and he actually asked you to pray to God after twelve o'clock."

"My friend taught me."

Xu Guanyin said dissatisfiedly, "She helped me a lot. It's her credit that I am where I am today. There's no way she could harm me! You are the one who can't understand the art of supporting me!"

Yun Shu looked steadily at the camera and told her word for word, "The three most basic rules of the Fuji technique are: first, you cannot ask gods during the child's hour. After twelve o'clock, the Yin energy becomes heavier and more intense. Dangerous. Second, don’t make friends with possessed ghosts and gods, because lies cannot be believed. Third, don’t ask the possessed ghosts and gods about the cause of death. If you ask, you will die.

Of these three basic rules, you have already violated two. Even the gods cannot save you, so don’t harm other innocent people here! "

Xu Guanyin was disdainful, "How can there be such a rule in Fuqi art? I have never heard of it! I have prayed to God in the middle of the night several times before, but it's okay until now!"

[Yes, we have all seen it. We used to pray to God in the middle of the night, and nothing strange happened. Guanyin Bodhisattva patiently helped us solve our doubts! 】

[The Guanyin Bodhisattva she invited was amazing, so I asked if she could tell fortunes, and she knew what fortunes I wanted to tell, and she also knew what was going on in my family! 】

[Yun Shu must be jealous of Xu Guanyin. Soon, Xu Guanyin will become more popular than her. Her unlucky things can no longer be sold, and she starts to get anxious. 】

Yun Shu ignored the barrage, looked at Xu Guanyin's belly, and sneered, "Your belly is so big, and you are still okay? The day the ghost fetus breaks out of the body, that's when you will die."

"Ghost fetus? You fart!"

Xu Guanyin chuckled and went directly to get the B-ultrasound picture, "I went to the hospital to take the X-ray. I already know what the child looks like, so I will show it to you!"

[Well, it’s still an embryo at one month, right? Can we take a picture to see what the child looks like? 】

[What Yun Shu said is really strange. Xu Guanyin is not really pregnant! 】

【Xu Guanyin! ! !My son is dead!Pay me with your life!My son was fine at first, but just now his stomach suddenly swelled into a ball. His stomach exploded on the spot and he died! 】

【Xu Guanyin pays for his life!There was something wrong with your incense candle and my son died!I didn't believe it just now, but my son's stomach exploded and was filled with incense candles! 】

The audience was all discussing whether Xu Guanyin was pregnant with a ghost fetus, but a barrage like this filled the screen.

Yun Shu clicked on this account and found out that it was the mother who posted a barrage not long ago saying that Xu Guanyin's incense candles cured her son's urticaria. During this time, she also gave her son incense candles every day.

Yun Shu's expression was a little solemn.

There have been no deaths for so long after the incense candles were sold, and people suddenly started to die tonight. This means... that thing is starting to close its net!

However, not long after the account posted the barrage, the account was banned. Apparently Xu Guanyin saw it.

In the live broadcast room, Xu Guanyin's face was also very solemn, and there was some confusion in his eyes. He probably didn't know why the mother's son died.

Many netizens were asking, and Xu Guanyin said, "Someone is spreading rumors in the live broadcast room. It must be Yun Shu who bought it to blackmail me. I have banned him, so don't pay attention."

Yun Shu rolled his eyes and said rudely, "I don't have the spare money to buy a navy army for a dead guy like you. Don't accuse me falsely. Don't you want to ask God? Please come out and show me first."

Hearing what Yun Shu said, Xu Guanyin checked the time and found that it was already past twelve o'clock in the evening. "The time has come. It's time to ask God. I'll give you a long experience tonight!"

Xu Guanyin even forgot to take out the B-ultrasound chart. He went to the side to pick up the Guanyin statue and placed it on the table reverently.

The Guanyin statue is facing the camera.

Immediately afterwards, she went to get a bowl of flour and a chopstick and placed them next to the Guanyin statue.

Xu Guanyin added, "You see clearly, this is a statue of Guanyin. Just placing it at home can also have the function of exorcising evil spirits. How can any ghost dare to attach a statue of Guanyin?"

If a ghost dared to stain the Guanyin statue, it would have been wiped out long ago.And the god I invited can possess Guanyin, which proves that she is a righteous god! "

[That’s true, Guanyin is like a statue that exorcises evil spirits, and no ghost dares to approach it.I remember when I had a small Guanyin pendant, when I walked at night and encountered unclean things, I got through it smoothly! 】

[Suddenly I felt that what Xu Guanyin said made sense, but her pregnant belly was so strange. Normal pregnancy was not like this at all. Who should I believe? 】

Yun Shu is observing the Guanyin statue.

The carving material of this Guanyin statue is not very good. There are not only many impurities in the jade, but also some small cracks in the jade.

The overall shape of the Guanyin statue also looks strange. The statue's eyes are closed and the corners of its mouth are slightly raised, as if it is smiling.

"How can there be such a carved statue of Guanyin?"

Yun Shu frowned, "It seems that there is something wrong with the statue itself. If it is Guanyin with its eyes open, the ghost will not have the guts to attach to it."

[Yunshu, what do you mean? 】

Yun Shu explained, "Avalokitesvara with your eyes closed will not see evil objects and has no effect in exorcising evil spirits. It is just a decoration. Any ghost can be attached to it."

After the words fell, another barrage flooded the live broadcast room, also calling Xu Guanyin to pay for his life.

【Xu Guanyin pays for his life!My mother died too. Her stomach exploded and she died!My stomach is full of incense!I thought your incense candle could save my life, but it turned out to be a life-saving charm!Just wait for me, I've already called the police! 】

[Holy shit, someone died again?This old man is still a rich fan of Xu Guanyin’s live broadcast room. He shouldn’t be a junkie bought by Yun Shu, right? 】

At this time, Xu Guanyin had already begun to pray to God and had no time to pay attention to these barrages.

I saw her closing her eyes, placing her hands religiously in front of her body, making lotus gestures like Guanyin, and mumbling something.

After a while, the chopsticks on the table stood upright, and Xu Guanyin opened his eyes suddenly.

As she opened her eyes, the Guanyin statue on the table also opened its eyes.

A pair of eyes of the Guanyin statue were red, and it was looking directly at the camera of the phone. Yun Shu vaguely felt that the smile at the corner of its mouth was getting bigger.

Xu Guanyin opened her eyes when she saw the Guanyin statue, and she asked, "Bodhisattva, Xu Guanyin is your most loyal believer. I invite you here today. I just want to ask when will my child be born?" "

After she asked, the chopsticks on the table moved, writing on the flour.

Xu Guanyin looked down and his eyes widened suddenly. He saw two words written in the powder.

tonight!