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Chapter 103 Slap in the face on the spot
Chapter 103 Slap in the face on the spot
"Okay, little sister, you can tell me when my son will get a wife. My son is 28 this year. He is born in the Year of the Pig. He is lazy, greedy and sleepy. His birthday is on the sixth day of June." The uncle asked first.
Lu Weiman looked at her eldest brother's face carefully and said in a conspiratorial tone: "Uncle, your son is not very lucky. He is destined to have no luck."
"Ah?" The uncle was shocked, "What should we do?"
"Don't worry, I'll draw a talisman for your son to attract peach blossoms, and your son will definitely have endless peach blossoms. As for the reward, give us a chicken, duck, or goose."
The uncle was a little doubtful, "Is it really possible?"
"Oh, uncle, what are you still doubting? Our Manman is really a Feng Shui master. One of her talismans is hard to find, so you are getting a big advantage!" Xu Jia said angrily.
The uncle thought that a chicken was not expensive. He raised hundreds of them anyway, so it would be okay to give one or two to others.
"Okay, then you can draw one for my son." The uncle agreed generously.
Because there was no yellow talisman paper specially used for drawing talisman, the people in Lu Weiman's team hurriedly found a piece of white paper and colored pens for children to use for drawing.
The villagers watching the excitement around them couldn't help but feel suspicious. Are they sure they can tell fortunes and draw talismans if they are so unprofessional?
"Dad, Uncle Zhuzhu, Uncle Dezi, Aunt Zhu, Aunt Huang, Aunt Zhao, Aunt Six, what are you doing here?"
A young man came over holding a beautiful girl and looked at them doubtfully.
"Oh, isn't this the Restoration? Brother Sun, your son is back, and he's bringing a girlfriend with him!"
As the young man appeared, all the villagers' eyes were attracted, ignoring Lu Weiman who was setting up a stall to tell fortunes at the back.
Seeing his son come back, the uncle surnamed Sun was full of surprise, "Oh, I was calculating your marriage just now. You are back so soon, but haven't you drawn the peach blossom charm yet?"
He looked back at Lu Weiman. The white paper in front of him was still blank, and Lu Weiman was holding a red crayon in his hand.
Sun Weixin introduced his fellow villagers to his girlfriend and said to his father: "Dad, this National Day holiday, I will bring Xiaoyue back to give you a surprise. We have been together since college. After eight years of dating, we have recently saved enough money for the down payment of the wedding house and the remaining 20 yuan as a bride price, so we brought her back to see you and mom to discuss our marriage."
His girlfriend said hello daddy generously.
Lao Sun's old face burst into laughter, "You bastard, you have a girlfriend so early, why didn't you tell your family? Every time I asked you when you were going to get married, you refused! You should have said it earlier. It’s not that I haven’t prepared any gift money for you!”
"Dad, you said before that young people should work hard on their own and don't always think about taking advantage of the old. You also said that you and my mother will not give me a penny after I graduate from college." Old Sun had an old face. Hong, "I want to cultivate your independent spirit! Who made you so lazy!"
He looked at his soon-to-be daughter-in-law, and he was very satisfied with it, "Oh, my daughter-in-law is so beautiful. She has been in love with my son for eight years. It's really hard on you! Why are you willing to wait for my lazy son? Eight years! This brat, I will teach him a lesson when I go back to vent his anger on you!"
"Daughter-in-law, you have been wronged for the past eight years. Today, all the folks are here. Dad will make the decision in front of the folks and give you another 30 yuan as a bride price! Let's go home. Dad and Mom will give it to you. Eat stewed chicken!”
Xiaoyue smiled and shook her head, "Dad, I am not wronged. My thoughts are the same as Weixin's. I am independent and self-reliant and do not rely on my family. My parents also support Weixin and me in working hard on our own. The down payment for the wedding house is the money we both saved together." , In addition, Wei Xin saved 20 yuan as a betrothal gift, and I also saved 20 yuan for a dowry, and we decided to use this money to buy a car. Your 30 yuan should be kept for your old age with your mother."
The villagers all looked at Lao Sun with envy. The son and daughter-in-law seemed to be very sensible people at first glance. The old couple would definitely be blessed in the future!
They suddenly thought of something and looked at Lu Weiman, "By the way, didn't you say that Lao Sun's son has no love in his life? How do you explain this? He has been in love for eight years."
"That's right, you little girl are simply alarmist. If you don't understand, don't pretend to understand!"
Lu Weiman lowered her head aggrievedly. She didn't see her uncle's son's face, and the birth date was not clear. Generally speaking, he was destined to have no luck!
"Okay, what are you talking about? We Manman just did a fortune telling for him, and he brought his girlfriend back. Also, Manman is still drawing talismans. This peach blossom must have been brought to him by Manman!" Xu Jiayi said sternly.
"Come on, we have been together for eight years. Is this just a new love? Is it okay to write a draft when talking? Who else uses white paper and colored pens to draw talismans? At least it is yellow paper and cinnabar, what the hell? We have to act like children playing role-playing, do we really pretend that we don’t understand anything?” An aunt present immediately overturned Xu Jia’s remarks.
Sun Weixin also looked at these people with a confused look, "What are you talking about? Dad, don't scare me. I don't need any bad peach blossoms. When I was in college, I went to the temple with Xiaoyue to find them. The master has calculated that we can even see the red thread tied to our hands by Yue Lao. Our fate has been determined since we were born, and we are each other's perfect destiny."
Lao Sun's face was full of self-blame, "Son, dad was wrong. You shouldn't listen to the liars' nonsense. They are just a bunch of show-offs! Let's ignore them and go back to eat!"
Before leaving, Lao Sun even complained: "A star is a star, no matter how you pretend to be a fortune teller!"
[Refresh my understanding of Lu Weiman again. The goddess of metaphysics is really just a persona for show. 】
[It has long been obvious that Lu Weiman has no real ability and her intentions are not right. She will collapse sooner or later. 】
[I just came over from Yu Jin’s place. Yu Jin catching ghosts was so exciting. It was so scary that I didn’t dare to continue watching. I originally wanted to see Lu Weiman’s fortune telling, but... forget it, I’ll just hide under the quilt and watch Yu Jin catch ghosts. . 】
[Don’t talk about Manman, I believe in her strength!Fortune-telling requires clear birth dates, or seeing one's own birth date, and then it can be said that he will have no luck in his life, isn't it?The red thread was drawn from the moment he was born! 】
[Oh, this excuse is so feeble, I don’t believe it. 】
[I don’t believe it either. Yu Jin can tell the fate of a family just by looking at one person in the family. Her first live broadcast is the best proof!What does this mean?Lu Weiman is not good at Kung Fu. 】
(End of this chapter)
"Okay, little sister, you can tell me when my son will get a wife. My son is 28 this year. He is born in the Year of the Pig. He is lazy, greedy and sleepy. His birthday is on the sixth day of June." The uncle asked first.
Lu Weiman looked at her eldest brother's face carefully and said in a conspiratorial tone: "Uncle, your son is not very lucky. He is destined to have no luck."
"Ah?" The uncle was shocked, "What should we do?"
"Don't worry, I'll draw a talisman for your son to attract peach blossoms, and your son will definitely have endless peach blossoms. As for the reward, give us a chicken, duck, or goose."
The uncle was a little doubtful, "Is it really possible?"
"Oh, uncle, what are you still doubting? Our Manman is really a Feng Shui master. One of her talismans is hard to find, so you are getting a big advantage!" Xu Jia said angrily.
The uncle thought that a chicken was not expensive. He raised hundreds of them anyway, so it would be okay to give one or two to others.
"Okay, then you can draw one for my son." The uncle agreed generously.
Because there was no yellow talisman paper specially used for drawing talisman, the people in Lu Weiman's team hurriedly found a piece of white paper and colored pens for children to use for drawing.
The villagers watching the excitement around them couldn't help but feel suspicious. Are they sure they can tell fortunes and draw talismans if they are so unprofessional?
"Dad, Uncle Zhuzhu, Uncle Dezi, Aunt Zhu, Aunt Huang, Aunt Zhao, Aunt Six, what are you doing here?"
A young man came over holding a beautiful girl and looked at them doubtfully.
"Oh, isn't this the Restoration? Brother Sun, your son is back, and he's bringing a girlfriend with him!"
As the young man appeared, all the villagers' eyes were attracted, ignoring Lu Weiman who was setting up a stall to tell fortunes at the back.
Seeing his son come back, the uncle surnamed Sun was full of surprise, "Oh, I was calculating your marriage just now. You are back so soon, but haven't you drawn the peach blossom charm yet?"
He looked back at Lu Weiman. The white paper in front of him was still blank, and Lu Weiman was holding a red crayon in his hand.
Sun Weixin introduced his fellow villagers to his girlfriend and said to his father: "Dad, this National Day holiday, I will bring Xiaoyue back to give you a surprise. We have been together since college. After eight years of dating, we have recently saved enough money for the down payment of the wedding house and the remaining 20 yuan as a bride price, so we brought her back to see you and mom to discuss our marriage."
His girlfriend said hello daddy generously.
Lao Sun's old face burst into laughter, "You bastard, you have a girlfriend so early, why didn't you tell your family? Every time I asked you when you were going to get married, you refused! You should have said it earlier. It’s not that I haven’t prepared any gift money for you!”
"Dad, you said before that young people should work hard on their own and don't always think about taking advantage of the old. You also said that you and my mother will not give me a penny after I graduate from college." Old Sun had an old face. Hong, "I want to cultivate your independent spirit! Who made you so lazy!"
He looked at his soon-to-be daughter-in-law, and he was very satisfied with it, "Oh, my daughter-in-law is so beautiful. She has been in love with my son for eight years. It's really hard on you! Why are you willing to wait for my lazy son? Eight years! This brat, I will teach him a lesson when I go back to vent his anger on you!"
"Daughter-in-law, you have been wronged for the past eight years. Today, all the folks are here. Dad will make the decision in front of the folks and give you another 30 yuan as a bride price! Let's go home. Dad and Mom will give it to you. Eat stewed chicken!”
Xiaoyue smiled and shook her head, "Dad, I am not wronged. My thoughts are the same as Weixin's. I am independent and self-reliant and do not rely on my family. My parents also support Weixin and me in working hard on our own. The down payment for the wedding house is the money we both saved together." , In addition, Wei Xin saved 20 yuan as a betrothal gift, and I also saved 20 yuan for a dowry, and we decided to use this money to buy a car. Your 30 yuan should be kept for your old age with your mother."
The villagers all looked at Lao Sun with envy. The son and daughter-in-law seemed to be very sensible people at first glance. The old couple would definitely be blessed in the future!
They suddenly thought of something and looked at Lu Weiman, "By the way, didn't you say that Lao Sun's son has no love in his life? How do you explain this? He has been in love for eight years."
"That's right, you little girl are simply alarmist. If you don't understand, don't pretend to understand!"
Lu Weiman lowered her head aggrievedly. She didn't see her uncle's son's face, and the birth date was not clear. Generally speaking, he was destined to have no luck!
"Okay, what are you talking about? We Manman just did a fortune telling for him, and he brought his girlfriend back. Also, Manman is still drawing talismans. This peach blossom must have been brought to him by Manman!" Xu Jiayi said sternly.
"Come on, we have been together for eight years. Is this just a new love? Is it okay to write a draft when talking? Who else uses white paper and colored pens to draw talismans? At least it is yellow paper and cinnabar, what the hell? We have to act like children playing role-playing, do we really pretend that we don’t understand anything?” An aunt present immediately overturned Xu Jia’s remarks.
Sun Weixin also looked at these people with a confused look, "What are you talking about? Dad, don't scare me. I don't need any bad peach blossoms. When I was in college, I went to the temple with Xiaoyue to find them. The master has calculated that we can even see the red thread tied to our hands by Yue Lao. Our fate has been determined since we were born, and we are each other's perfect destiny."
Lao Sun's face was full of self-blame, "Son, dad was wrong. You shouldn't listen to the liars' nonsense. They are just a bunch of show-offs! Let's ignore them and go back to eat!"
Before leaving, Lao Sun even complained: "A star is a star, no matter how you pretend to be a fortune teller!"
[Refresh my understanding of Lu Weiman again. The goddess of metaphysics is really just a persona for show. 】
[It has long been obvious that Lu Weiman has no real ability and her intentions are not right. She will collapse sooner or later. 】
[I just came over from Yu Jin’s place. Yu Jin catching ghosts was so exciting. It was so scary that I didn’t dare to continue watching. I originally wanted to see Lu Weiman’s fortune telling, but... forget it, I’ll just hide under the quilt and watch Yu Jin catch ghosts. . 】
[Don’t talk about Manman, I believe in her strength!Fortune-telling requires clear birth dates, or seeing one's own birth date, and then it can be said that he will have no luck in his life, isn't it?The red thread was drawn from the moment he was born! 】
[Oh, this excuse is so feeble, I don’t believe it. 】
[I don’t believe it either. Yu Jin can tell the fate of a family just by looking at one person in the family. Her first live broadcast is the best proof!What does this mean?Lu Weiman is not good at Kung Fu. 】
(End of this chapter)
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