Chapter 2306

Xue Yang stayed up all night and was so drunk last night that he fell asleep in a hazy state.

I felt someone buzzing next to my ears, so I pushed Xiao Huzi away with a wave of my hand, turned over and continued to sleep.

The little tiger came back, grabbed his big arm and pulled hard.

"Wake up! You stupid pig! I told you that my sister-in-law is missing! Are you still sleeping?! Wake up!"

Xue Yang originally wanted to kick him away, but when he heard the word "sister-in-law", he finally sobered up.

He opened half of his eyes and asked in a hoarse voice: "What's wrong? Which sister-in-law?"

Xiao Huzi was almost suffocated to death by him, so he threw away his arm in disgust.

"Damn it! It stinks like a shit pit! Drinking and staying up late! You will die suddenly sooner or later! If I were my sister-in-law, I wouldn't want you!"

Xue Yang was suddenly disgusted and closed his eyes again with a dark face.

"roll!"

Seeing that he was finally awake, Xiao Huzi yelled: "My sister-in-law is missing! You are still sleeping here blindly!"

Xue Yangteng's eyes widened and he asked in surprise: "Who? Who is missing?!"

"Your wife! Sister-in-law Wang Xiaoxiao!" Xiao Huzi replied.

Xue Yang pulled him back and asked nervously: "She is missing? What do you mean?!"

Xiao Huzi gave him a big eye roll: "Literally."

Xue Yang's face instantly turned pale, and he looked left and right in a panic.

"...Where is my cell phone? Cell phone? Huh? Where is my cell phone?"

Xiao Huzi kicked the phone at his feet forward and replied, "Here it is! You lost it last night!"

Xue Yang didn't care to scold him, threw himself on the carpet, and quickly opened the screen, only to find that it was completely black and could not be opened.

"What's wrong? Why is my phone broken?!"

Xiao Huzi couldn't help but remind: "It didn't ring last night. It probably turned off because it ran out of power."

Xue Yang quickly plugged in the charging cable, and soon it showed that it was charging and the battery level was [-]%.

"When did the power go out? Why didn't I know?"

Xiao Huzi sneered: "What do you know! You only know the joy of taking a beautiful assistant to get drunk, and then being sent home by a beautiful woman, enjoying the service surrounded by beautiful women!"

"Shut up!" Xue Yang yelled: "Where did this beauty come from? I treated all my colleagues in the live broadcast room to a late-night karaoke last night!"

Xiao Huzi pointed to the communicator on the wall and asked: "Do you want me to ask the security guard to immediately send you the surveillance video of last night's gate? Ah? The person who drove your car back last night was a beautiful woman, and only She is alone! I and the security guard on duty are both here! How can I still wrongly accuse you? There are several witnesses, and there are both witnesses and physical evidence, okay?"

Xue Yang firmly denied: "Even if the person who sent me back was alone, I was drunk with a large group of people. It has nothing to do with the person who sent me back - no, it is just an ordinary colleague." Seeing that the charge had reached 5.00%, he quickly pressed power button.

"You - you said Xiaoxiao is missing? You lied to me to wake up, right? You lied? Who told you? When did you contact her? Where is she? You lied - you lied, right?"

However, Xiao Huzi still wanted to dwell on the topic just now and asked: "Ordinary colleague relationship? Are there no male colleagues? You are a grown man who got drunk and sent a delicate woman home in the middle of the night - who do you think can avoid misunderstanding? Don't say that Others, even a grown man like me, will 100% misunderstand!"

Xue Yang was too lazy to explain and tapped the screen desperately.

"She's the only one who didn't drink! She's not responsible for driving people away, who is responsible? I'm just the last one! What's the misunderstanding? Can't we have female colleagues? We don't want beautiful women in our industry!"

Xiao Huzi sneered: "How old are you? Don't you understand the principles of melon fields and plum trees?"

"You know what you are!" Xue Yang cursed harshly: "You can make any joke! Do you want to scare people to death? You won't wake me up? Disappear? Do you want to scare me to death?!"

Xiao Huzi rolled his eyes at him: "Can't you stand it like this? My sister-in-law wants to divorce you, how can I stand it?"

Xue Yang looked at the missed calls on the screen, and his scalp suddenly went numb.

"Last night...why were there so many missed calls last night? I...I...I think I only talked to my eldest brother, right? Why are my dad, my mom, my third and fourth...all looking for me? More than 20 unanswered calls..." Answering the call - Oh my god! I have never seen so many missed calls in my life... Do my parents know? Brother, it's true! Didn't you tell him not to tell it first? "

When Xiao Huzi heard this, he couldn't help but get angry and loudly said: "You are about to get divorced, why don't you let your uncle and aunt know?! Xue Yang, I think you are desperate! Are you lighting a lantern in a latrine - looking for death? —What is it?”

"I... I'm not sure yet?" Xue Yang turned pale with fright and hesitated: "I drank a little too much last night, so I called my brother on a whim. I said Xiaoxiao had to get divorced, so I just let him The lawyer drafted the divorce agreement. Who would have thought...who would have thought that the lawyer would take it seriously, and it would be done so quickly. I was just annoyed by her, and I didn't really want a divorce at all."

Xiao Huzi sneered: "What? Are you finally awake now? Do you know you can't get divorced? Who shouted last night that divorce is necessary, not here, sister-in-law, not there -"

"Drunk talk! Drunk talk!" Xue Yang explained nervously: "Can you take it seriously when you're drunk? That's definitely not possible! How can you be serious with a drunk person? Brother, if I'm not sober, you're also not sober?"

Xiao Huzi smiled but said: "Whether I am sober or not, it doesn't matter. The key is that the drunk words you said when you were sober are taken seriously by Brother Ran. Not only does Brother Ran take it seriously, he also told his uncle and aunt, and they also take it seriously. ”

Xue Yang: "..."! ! !
Little Huzi was leaning on the sofa, lazily crossing his legs.

"You were drinking and singing karaoke with your colleagues, and your cell phone was out of battery. You didn't even glance at it, let alone answer the phone. The cell phone was out of battery after being tossed around, and your uncle, aunt, third brother, and the others were taking turns to make calls. Otherwise, how could you have been so kind? Too many missed calls? Brother Ran was so angry that he wanted to beat someone up and called me at one or two o'clock in the middle of the night. I was just about to go out to find you when I saw you being sent to the door by a delicate beauty. What you said above is enough to judge What's your punishment? What do you think?"

Xue Yang's face turned pale: "..."

Oh no! Oh no!It's doomed now!Damn it!Death a hundred times is not enough!

When he did something like this, according to his old father's temperament, he couldn't get angry and furious?

Oh my God!Just imagining it made his legs and feet immediately feel weak and sore, and he didn't dare to think about it anymore...

Afraid!

After Xiao Huzi happily admired his miserable expression, he had time to ask: "How's it going? Is it time to call back? Should I continue to pretend to be drunk and stupid? I really have to break a sweat for you! Just thinking about it makes me panic for you!"

Xue Yang rushed over and hugged him in a panic.

"Huzi! Help!"

(End of this chapter)

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