The gang leader of the Internet became famous and became a god through metaphysics variety show
Chapter 109 Issue 6 is just around the corner
Chapter 109 The Sixth Issue is Just Around the Corner (1)
[To be honest, when I saw this nickname, I exclaimed, "Wow!" It's pretty funny.]
【As officials, we also feel that this is very serious and have sat up straight and are ready at any time.】
[I rub my hands together excitedly, waiting for Yan·Human-shaped Sky Eye·Zhao to unveil the curtain and bring you today's teachings! ]
Everyone was eagerly waiting for the show to come out, but the lucky audience member named "Lawless" never showed up. He remained silent and had no reaction at all.
Yan Zhao raised his eyebrows slightly, guessing that this netizen might be different from the old viewers who had connected before, and might not know the connection procedure, so he reminded him in a low voice.
"Hello, my friend called Lawless, is he here?"
"Don't be nervous, please click to connect. You can choose to connect via video. If you don't want to appear on camera, you can also send me your photo and birth date privately. If there is anything special you want to calculate, you can tell me."
[Lawless] seemed to have heard the voice calling his online name, so he hurriedly clicked the connection and turned on the camera.
How should I put it? The first impression given by this lucky audience member is that he lives up to his name. The whole person is summed up in five words:
Society is your big brother.
He has a shiny bald head, a stocky and muscular body, a large gold chain around his neck, and a tight black short-sleeved shirt with a capital letter logo on it, revealing two large flowered arms with half-armor patterns, and a horrifying long scar on his right arm.
Judging from the background of the picture, he is sitting in a billiard hall, surrounded by the crisp sound of billiard balls and intermittent cheers or boos.
"Hello, beautiful lady. I was playing basketball and didn't hear you. Sorry."
The social guy touched his head and looked at Yan Zhao's beautiful and cold face that looked like an immortal. A hint of shyness and timidity actually appeared on his face.
"I heard from those guys that your show is really popular. I just had nothing to do so I came to take a look and tried to click to participate. I didn't expect to be selected. I feel embarrassed to be on the show all of a sudden."
[Although this brother doesn't look like a good person and is ferocious, his reaction is quite innocent]
[No, this guy is actually watching the show for the first time today?! I am so shocked, he, a newbie, got the lottery, but I, an old fan, didn’t get the lottery, is this the evil newbie halo law?!]
[Look at the name he gave himself, his appearance, and the environment. He doesn't look like a good person, but he dared to participate. This can be considered as surrendering himself! ]
When the social brother saw netizens discussing his nickname and appearance, he was not annoyed. He touched the back of his head and explained with a smile.
"I am a good citizen, really. This name came from when I was a middle school student. I liked to read online novels. At that time, Young and Dangerous and mobile phones were very popular. I thought it was very cool that my fate was in my own hands, so I gave myself this name and have been using it ever since."
However, the audience did not buy it.
[I'm not saying this, brother, even if this online name can explain it, you really don't look like a good citizen.]
[Yes, the scar on your arm is obviously caused by a cut. What kind of good person would have such a long scar...]
"Oh, you're talking about this scar."
The gangster touched the horrifying scar on his arm and grinned.
"Last year, there was a madman slashing people with a knife on the street. He was about to hit a delicate girl, so I rushed forward in a fit of anger. As a result, I got stabbed. It hurt so much."
"Now that I think about it, I'm still a little scared. Fortunately, my injuries weren't serious, and I was able to save the little girl. For a man like me with thick skin and flesh, it's worth it to get hurt a little."
[Oh my god, now that you mention it, I searched the news and found that the elder brother even took a photo with a banner. There are pictures and evidence. It turns out that he was a hero who bravely saved the beautiful brother. ]
[ORZ I'm sorry, big brother. I misunderstood you. I didn't expect you to be such a good citizen. You have the most vicious online name, the most cruel face, and do the most kind things! ]
[I thought it was pretty tough, but it turned out to be pretty good! But I can't say for sure, maybe there will be some twists and turns.] [Okay, okay, stop chatting nonsense, hurry up, big brother, tell Zhao Shen your birth date and let her calculate it for you.]
When the social guy saw this comment, he scratched his head and casually reported his date of birth in public.
"Beauty, I don't understand birth dates and horoscopes, is this okay?"
"Okay." Yan Zhao replaced the date he had revealed with his birth date, calculated it with his fingers, raised his eyebrows, and said with interest: "As usual, I will first tell you what I calculated."
"Your five elements are dominated by metal, and you like to use partial officials, and you have partial wealth, which means that you have a generous and righteous character, and hate evil.
A bright forehead and thick eyebrows indicate that the parents are alive and that there is a younger sister, and the relationship between the siblings is very good.
Combining Wenchang and the luck of the year, you dropped out of school in junior high school, had many job changes, and then met a noble person, right?"
"Yes, yes, that's amazing, Master!"
The gangster guy looked shocked and admiring, and gave a thumbs up.
"I was ignorant when I was in junior high school and couldn't continue my studies. My family didn't care, so I dropped out and went to work to earn money."
"I've worked in a car repair shop, as a waiter, and as a security guard over the years. I've done everything. Later, I met a big brother who thought I was reliable and asked me to help him look after this billiard hall."
"My sister is smarter than her brother. She is studying medicine at university and will be able to find a good job after graduation. She is the pride of our family."
"I am not very educated, but I like to listen to Water Margin and Romance of the Three Kingdoms. A man should be loyal."
Having said that, he patted his chest proudly and waved his hand.
"Look, these are our two little brothers!"
He picked up the phone and turned it around, clearly revealing two people holding pool cues at the pool table behind them.
"Come on, boys, you're on camera, say hello!"
A yellow-haired and a red-haired energetic young man appeared in the picture, wearing the standard black short-sleeved tight pants and moccasins, with colorful tattoos on their bodies.
【.Emma, now it feels like that, the only thing missing is the whole shouting rap and flower hand social shaking. Grandpa looks at his phone in the subway.jpg】
[This is really hard to comment on. If Zhao Zhao hadn’t said that Big Brother is a good person, I would have found it hard to believe it.]
[Don't be impatient, my family. I still say that there will be a reversal when Zhao Shen appears. I don't believe it, just wait~]
The yellow-haired monkey-faced guy came over and asked with a playful smile: "Brother Hao, what is this?"
Redhead moved to the other side, glanced at the screen, and immediately turned into a cynic and yelled, "Oh my god, Hao, isn't this Zhaoshen? Did you really win the lottery?"
Huang Mao nudged him with his elbow: "Is it the extremely accurate fortune-telling program that you urged Brother Hao to watch this morning?"
"Yes!" Red Hair is obviously a loyal fan of Yan Zhao and Journey to the West: "God Zhao is awesome, his flaming eyes can see through good guys, bad guys, demons, ghosts and monsters, and he'll catch them all!"
The yellow-haired man's eyes flickered slightly, and he left the screen calmly, lowering his voice and asking the red-haired man, "Is it really that amazing?"
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