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Chapter 33 No. 2 Barbeque Crisis
Chapter 33 The Second BBQ Crisis (2)
[Ugh, eldest brother is so miserable and yet so open-minded, I suddenly feel that the things that usually make me feel broken are nothing. 】
[Sometimes I really don’t understand. It is said that good people are rewarded. Why are some people so miserable despite being good people? Some people do many evil things but still live well. Is this fair? 】
"Thank you guys for listening to me talk about these things in my heart." Shi Haitao calmed down, smiled again, and looked at Yan Zhao: "Thank you, sister, your calculations are indeed very accurate. I am convinced! But I have nothing else to ask for. Yeah, I feel like it’s a waste to ask you to tell fortunes, it’s better to tell fortunes to people who ask for it.”
Yan Zhao smiled and suddenly noticed that the man's luck was filled with black energy, which meant he would be imprisoned. He made some calculations in his mind, put away his smile and said seriously:
"You have nothing else to ask for, but somehow you were drawn to connect with me. It was God's will to save you from another prison sentence. Now, call the person at your barbecue restaurant and ask him to evacuate everyone immediately. people!"
"Ah, why?" Shi Haitao was so confused by her sudden words that Monk Zhang Er was confused and confused.
Yan Zhao quickly explained: "Your barbecue restaurant uses liquefied natural gas tanks."
Shi Haitao nodded: "Yes, in the past, coal was usually used for barbecues, but in recent years, for the sake of urban sanitation and environmental protection, and the local ban on burning coal, the store has changed the barbecue grill to a liquefied gas stove."
Yan Zhao snorted: "The liquefied gas tank in your store is leaking. The barbecue restaurant will explode in 5 minutes. Evacuate everyone in the store quickly, otherwise it will be too late. Not only will everyone in the store be killed, but also You could also face jail time for this.”
Shi Haitao was shocked but also had some doubts: "Isn't it possible? How can it explode if it's good? Can you figure this out?"
Yan Zhao looked serious and time was pressing. Her voice was a little stern: "From the beginning of the show to now, there is not a word I said that has not come true. Now it is about more than ten lives, and there is no room for delay. If what I said is false Yes, I can compensate you for your lost income, but if it is true, have you thought about the consequences?"
Seeing Yan Zhao's seriousness, Shi Haitao suddenly looked solemn: "I believe you!"
He immediately took out his mobile phone and called the store manager: "Xiao Yang, please hurry up and get all the customers and employees out. The barbecue restaurant will explode in 5 minutes. Get everyone out immediately. Hurry up." !”
"Ah?" Xiao Yang suddenly heard this sentence on the other end of the phone, thinking that Brother Tao was joking, and said with a smile: "Brother Tao, did you hear someone tell you that the valve of the gas tank in the store was broken? , It’s okay, don’t worry, I bought the new valve and they are replacing it there, just replace it and it will be fine.”
Replace the gas tank valve!
Shi Haitao's head buzzed, and nameless fear surged in his heart, and he said sternly: "Hurry up, stop talking nonsense, let everyone out now, everyone must be evacuated within 5 minutes, otherwise you can't do it!"
"You're so serious, Brother Tao, are you serious?" Xiao Yang was still laughing when a panicked chef apprentice suddenly ran out of the kitchen. Xiao Yang looked at him and said, "What's wrong, have the valves been replaced?"
The apprentice trembled and said: "Brother Yang, the situation is not good. The valve is useless and the natural gas is still leaking. What should I do..."
When Xiao Yang heard the natural gas leak and thought of Shi Haitao's words, his heart suddenly pounded, his Adam's apple rolled, he swallowed, and said in a trembling voice: "Okay, don't change it, it's too late, hurry up and let everyone in the store leave." , the barbecue restaurant will explode in 5 minutes! Hurry!"
"Okay, okay!" The apprentice staggered towards the kitchen, shouting as he ran: "Quickly leave, Brother Yang said the store will explode soon, don't worry about it, leave quickly!"
Xiao Yang didn't bother to hang up the phone and ran from the first floor to the second floor, shouting to evacuate customers while running. A sharp and panicked shout came from the other end of the phone:
"Come on, there's a gas leak in the store. It's going to explode in 5 minutes. Don't eat. Run!" Some customers got up and walked out immediately after hearing this. Some were drunk and said dissatisfiedly: " What the hell, what kind of explosion, why are you letting people leave before you even finish the food, do you want your money back?"
"Back off, back off." Xiao Yang's voice was sharp and urgent: "Everyone retreat, it's too late, retreat quickly, it will explode soon! Hurry!"
Amidst the chaos of yelling, complaining and cursing, Xiao Yang rushed everyone out of the store. As the last person to leave the store, he walked to the street and said to the other end of the phone: "Brother Tao, listen to you. If they are withdrawn, it will really explode."
Before he finished speaking, there was a violent explosion on the other end of the phone, just over 5 minutes later.
[Holy shit, it really exploded? ! 】
[My family lives here, not far from the barbecue restaurant. There was a violent explosion just now, very clear! 】
There was a burst of chaotic and panicked screams on the other end of the phone. After a while, Xiao Yang's frightened murmur came: "Damn, Brother Tao, it really exploded. If you come out even one second later, you will be dead." You were so amazing when you were blown away."
Shi Haitao was also frightened on the other end of the phone. He didn't expect it to actually explode. He tried hard to suppress his pounding heart: "It's not me who is the god. Don't be afraid. I'll be there right away."
[Holy shit, friends, look at the hot searches, the news is out!There was an explosion at a barbecue restaurant, but there were no casualties. Officials were lamenting how they could evacuate everyone in the restaurant so quickly. 】
[I now feel that the opportunity for the eldest brother to sign up for fortune telling is really God’s will. If Yan Zhao hadn’t reminded him, once the barbecue restaurant exploded, the customers sitting inside would have basically no chance of escaping. How many disasters would have been destroyed? What a happy family! 】
[I say important things three times. Please do not use liquefied gas tanks in the barbecue restaurant. Do not use liquefied gas tanks. Do not use liquefied gas tanks. Thank you! 】
"Sister, thank you very much!" Shi Haitao was scared after thinking about it. He sincerely thanked her and was about to hang up the connection and rush to the barbecue restaurant.
"No need to thank you. You connected to me in time to avoid this disaster. This is also the reward you deserve for your good deeds. If you only look at this life, heaven is indeed unfair to you, but after death, there will be judgment in the underworld and the next life. You The hardships and virtues in this life will be rewarded in the next life.”
Yan Zhao smiled:
"By the way, I just made a divination. Your family is still waiting for you in the underworld. If you miss your family, you can burn more paper money for them during the holidays and do more good deeds in their name. You will be the best in the next life. They can also be reincarnated and reunited together.
However, you should not think about ending this life early, otherwise your merits will be exhausted and you will not be able to reincarnate with them in the next life. "
"Okay! Okay!" When Shi Haitao heard her saying that he could reunite with his family in the distant future, he suddenly felt hopeful again and his eyes were red: "I will definitely live well, do more good deeds and accumulate virtue, and wait to be reunited with them."
Yan Zhao nodded with a smile and noticed that Yang Hao silently reminded her that the time was up. He smiled and said: "Because of time, today's warm-up session is over. If necessary, you can send me a private message on Dayanzai. Thank you everyone. , see you later for the official program.”
(End of this chapter)
[Ugh, eldest brother is so miserable and yet so open-minded, I suddenly feel that the things that usually make me feel broken are nothing. 】
[Sometimes I really don’t understand. It is said that good people are rewarded. Why are some people so miserable despite being good people? Some people do many evil things but still live well. Is this fair? 】
"Thank you guys for listening to me talk about these things in my heart." Shi Haitao calmed down, smiled again, and looked at Yan Zhao: "Thank you, sister, your calculations are indeed very accurate. I am convinced! But I have nothing else to ask for. Yeah, I feel like it’s a waste to ask you to tell fortunes, it’s better to tell fortunes to people who ask for it.”
Yan Zhao smiled and suddenly noticed that the man's luck was filled with black energy, which meant he would be imprisoned. He made some calculations in his mind, put away his smile and said seriously:
"You have nothing else to ask for, but somehow you were drawn to connect with me. It was God's will to save you from another prison sentence. Now, call the person at your barbecue restaurant and ask him to evacuate everyone immediately. people!"
"Ah, why?" Shi Haitao was so confused by her sudden words that Monk Zhang Er was confused and confused.
Yan Zhao quickly explained: "Your barbecue restaurant uses liquefied natural gas tanks."
Shi Haitao nodded: "Yes, in the past, coal was usually used for barbecues, but in recent years, for the sake of urban sanitation and environmental protection, and the local ban on burning coal, the store has changed the barbecue grill to a liquefied gas stove."
Yan Zhao snorted: "The liquefied gas tank in your store is leaking. The barbecue restaurant will explode in 5 minutes. Evacuate everyone in the store quickly, otherwise it will be too late. Not only will everyone in the store be killed, but also You could also face jail time for this.”
Shi Haitao was shocked but also had some doubts: "Isn't it possible? How can it explode if it's good? Can you figure this out?"
Yan Zhao looked serious and time was pressing. Her voice was a little stern: "From the beginning of the show to now, there is not a word I said that has not come true. Now it is about more than ten lives, and there is no room for delay. If what I said is false Yes, I can compensate you for your lost income, but if it is true, have you thought about the consequences?"
Seeing Yan Zhao's seriousness, Shi Haitao suddenly looked solemn: "I believe you!"
He immediately took out his mobile phone and called the store manager: "Xiao Yang, please hurry up and get all the customers and employees out. The barbecue restaurant will explode in 5 minutes. Get everyone out immediately. Hurry up." !”
"Ah?" Xiao Yang suddenly heard this sentence on the other end of the phone, thinking that Brother Tao was joking, and said with a smile: "Brother Tao, did you hear someone tell you that the valve of the gas tank in the store was broken? , It’s okay, don’t worry, I bought the new valve and they are replacing it there, just replace it and it will be fine.”
Replace the gas tank valve!
Shi Haitao's head buzzed, and nameless fear surged in his heart, and he said sternly: "Hurry up, stop talking nonsense, let everyone out now, everyone must be evacuated within 5 minutes, otherwise you can't do it!"
"You're so serious, Brother Tao, are you serious?" Xiao Yang was still laughing when a panicked chef apprentice suddenly ran out of the kitchen. Xiao Yang looked at him and said, "What's wrong, have the valves been replaced?"
The apprentice trembled and said: "Brother Yang, the situation is not good. The valve is useless and the natural gas is still leaking. What should I do..."
When Xiao Yang heard the natural gas leak and thought of Shi Haitao's words, his heart suddenly pounded, his Adam's apple rolled, he swallowed, and said in a trembling voice: "Okay, don't change it, it's too late, hurry up and let everyone in the store leave." , the barbecue restaurant will explode in 5 minutes! Hurry!"
"Okay, okay!" The apprentice staggered towards the kitchen, shouting as he ran: "Quickly leave, Brother Yang said the store will explode soon, don't worry about it, leave quickly!"
Xiao Yang didn't bother to hang up the phone and ran from the first floor to the second floor, shouting to evacuate customers while running. A sharp and panicked shout came from the other end of the phone:
"Come on, there's a gas leak in the store. It's going to explode in 5 minutes. Don't eat. Run!" Some customers got up and walked out immediately after hearing this. Some were drunk and said dissatisfiedly: " What the hell, what kind of explosion, why are you letting people leave before you even finish the food, do you want your money back?"
"Back off, back off." Xiao Yang's voice was sharp and urgent: "Everyone retreat, it's too late, retreat quickly, it will explode soon! Hurry!"
Amidst the chaos of yelling, complaining and cursing, Xiao Yang rushed everyone out of the store. As the last person to leave the store, he walked to the street and said to the other end of the phone: "Brother Tao, listen to you. If they are withdrawn, it will really explode."
Before he finished speaking, there was a violent explosion on the other end of the phone, just over 5 minutes later.
[Holy shit, it really exploded? ! 】
[My family lives here, not far from the barbecue restaurant. There was a violent explosion just now, very clear! 】
There was a burst of chaotic and panicked screams on the other end of the phone. After a while, Xiao Yang's frightened murmur came: "Damn, Brother Tao, it really exploded. If you come out even one second later, you will be dead." You were so amazing when you were blown away."
Shi Haitao was also frightened on the other end of the phone. He didn't expect it to actually explode. He tried hard to suppress his pounding heart: "It's not me who is the god. Don't be afraid. I'll be there right away."
[Holy shit, friends, look at the hot searches, the news is out!There was an explosion at a barbecue restaurant, but there were no casualties. Officials were lamenting how they could evacuate everyone in the restaurant so quickly. 】
[I now feel that the opportunity for the eldest brother to sign up for fortune telling is really God’s will. If Yan Zhao hadn’t reminded him, once the barbecue restaurant exploded, the customers sitting inside would have basically no chance of escaping. How many disasters would have been destroyed? What a happy family! 】
[I say important things three times. Please do not use liquefied gas tanks in the barbecue restaurant. Do not use liquefied gas tanks. Do not use liquefied gas tanks. Thank you! 】
"Sister, thank you very much!" Shi Haitao was scared after thinking about it. He sincerely thanked her and was about to hang up the connection and rush to the barbecue restaurant.
"No need to thank you. You connected to me in time to avoid this disaster. This is also the reward you deserve for your good deeds. If you only look at this life, heaven is indeed unfair to you, but after death, there will be judgment in the underworld and the next life. You The hardships and virtues in this life will be rewarded in the next life.”
Yan Zhao smiled:
"By the way, I just made a divination. Your family is still waiting for you in the underworld. If you miss your family, you can burn more paper money for them during the holidays and do more good deeds in their name. You will be the best in the next life. They can also be reincarnated and reunited together.
However, you should not think about ending this life early, otherwise your merits will be exhausted and you will not be able to reincarnate with them in the next life. "
"Okay! Okay!" When Shi Haitao heard her saying that he could reunite with his family in the distant future, he suddenly felt hopeful again and his eyes were red: "I will definitely live well, do more good deeds and accumulate virtue, and wait to be reunited with them."
Yan Zhao nodded with a smile and noticed that Yang Hao silently reminded her that the time was up. He smiled and said: "Because of time, today's warm-up session is over. If necessary, you can send me a private message on Dayanzai. Thank you everyone. , see you later for the official program.”
(End of this chapter)
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