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Chapter 48 Issue 3 You do what you want
Chapter 48 The third issue: You do what you want (1)
Seeing the newly released lucky viewers, the comment area stopped discussing the previous topic and began to look forward to the new story.
[I discovered that for the netizens who were able to draw a connection with Zhaozhao, something seemed to happen. Suddenly I didn’t know whether the person who was drawn was lucky or unlucky. I was kind of expecting this "lucky" audience to lead him. What kind of story is coming~]
[The bench has been moved and the melon spoon is ready. Will this story be more exciting than the last one?let us wait and see! 】
Yan Zhao laughed. Seeing that the audience member with the nickname "You Yuyan" was not as familiar with the process as the first two, he just clicked to connect. There was no movement for a long time. She introduced:
"Hello, please click to connect. You can choose to connect via video, or send me your photo and birth date privately. Of course, if you have anything special you want to solve or problems that need to be solved, you can ask them."
[It’s hard to say] Then he clicked the connection, first sent his date of birth to Yan Zhao, and then slowly turned on the camera.
The picture shows a thirty-year-old man with a fat head, big ears, a round face, a double chin, and a string of Buddhist beads around his neck. He is fat and fat.
The man's face is very haggard, his eyes are swollen, and his eyes are black and blue, showing the appearance of excessive worry and long-term insomnia.
His expression was hesitant and nervous, with deep embarrassment, and he spoke with some restraint: "Hello, I encountered a strange thing recently. I saw on the Internet that you were good at metaphysics, so you treated a dead horse like a living horse doctor. I came up with the idea to give it a try, and unexpectedly I won the prize.”
"Hello." Yan Zhao looked at his face, raised his eyebrows, counted his fingers, and his eyes were filled with interest: "Why don't you go straight to the point? It's not your face you want me to see, right? "
The man's face suddenly became more embarrassed. He hesitated for a moment, then slowly moved the camera lens of his mobile phone downwards, illuminating his abdomen. He used his left hand to cover it up, but it couldn't cover the high bulge of his abdomen.
The melon-eating netizens in the comment area immediately became happy and started making fun of him.
[Is this how much you ate or drank? Brother, it must be too bloated. 】
[No, this is just a common phenomenon in society of middle-aged men gaining weight.Don’t look at the fact that boys don’t gain weight no matter how much they eat when they are in school. After they graduate from college and start working, their fat gain will increase.My husband was a fresh young man back then, but now he has become a greasy man after getting married, alas. 】
[No matter how hard things are, friends upstairs, please be more understanding and understand us men. We sit for a long time every day at work and have no time to exercise. We are under great pressure to support our families. We can’t stop it. Time is like a butcher’s knife. 】
Yan Zhao looked at the netizens' emotions about the years that gradually went off topic in the barrage, and said with a smile but not a smile: "This destined person is not fat."
【ha?What is it if it’s not gaining weight?Could it be that he is sick or has too much moisture? 】
[Is she pregnant?Hahahahahaha. 】
[How is it possible to grab bamboo shoots upstairs? 】
"Yes." Yan Zhao nodded lightly and said seriously: "Just now a friend was right, she is pregnant."
Studio:? ? ? ? ? ?
The person who was connected was even more horrified, and almost fell off the chair, stammering: "Don't scare me, I am a pure man, how could I be pregnant!" Yan Zhao curled his lips: "Calm down. Don't be impatient, you will know the reason soon. Let's look at the past first, let's start with your personal life.
Your zodiac sign is surrounded by water, and the lower right side of Tianzhai Palace is bright and moist, indicating that you were born and settled in a southeastern coastal city.The corners of the sun are dim and sunken, while the corners of the moon are smooth and smooth, indicating that the father has passed away and the mother is still alive.Your horoscope sign of food injury is the original god of wealth, which means you have inherited your parents' family business and are engaged in a small business. "
The man nodded and said in a loud voice: "Yes, my family is from Fujian Province. My father died of illness a few years ago, and my mother is in good health. They used to run a breakfast shop. I helped them since I was a child, and I took over completely after I became an adult. Come here."
Yan Zhao snorted: "There are three solid lines, three dark lines, and one unformed solid line on the right side of your child palace, which means that you have already had three children and aborted three children, and you His wife is currently pregnant with a child, both girls."
She paused and continued: "Judging from the horoscope, the day branch is the palace of husband and wife, and the day and hour are the palace of children. When the day and day are opposed, it means that your wife has seriously damaged her body for your children, and the relationship between husband and wife is in danger. .”
The comment area suddenly exploded.
[Oh my god, I gave birth to three children, gave birth to three children, and am still pregnant with one. Isn’t this too fertile? ! 】
[Haha, I heard that there is a strong clan consciousness in Fujian Province, and many families are very patriarchal. This man’s wife gave birth to so many children, all girls. She is no longer healthy and continues to give birth. What else can you guess? , isn’t it just to have a son? 】
[I agree with the person above, but I don’t know if she wanted to have a son herself or if she was forced to... But after thinking about it, I think it is most likely that she was forced. After all, as a woman, there are very few people who value sons over daughters, and besides, after giving birth, No one wants to keep giving birth to children...]
"Yes." The man nodded and admitted. He was very depressed when he mentioned this matter: "We just want a son. Who knew that for so many years, we would always be pregnant with daughters. The first few can still be born and raised, but we can't have a lot of children. It’s a daughter, so when we get pregnant again, we will find a way to know the gender in advance, and if it’s a girl, we’ll abort it. Who would have known that this time we got pregnant with another baby, and it’s a girl again.”
He plausibly said: "I am the only son in my family, so I have to give birth to a son to continue my family's legacy. If it is my generation, how can I be worthy of my father who passed away, my mother who worked hard for me all her life, and all the ancestors of the family." "
[Oh my God, his wife is so miserable. She is just a fertility machine. In order to have a son, she keeps getting pregnant, either giving birth or giving birth. This is too harmful to the body!Any attempt to carry on the family line from generation to generation is the dregs of traditional culture. 】
[But, only the Y chromosome will be passed on forever, and the idea of having a son to continue the family line does make sense. 】
[Whether it makes sense or not, it is intolerable to ignore your partner’s body just to have a son and treat your partner as a fertility machine! 】
The man couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed when he saw that the comment section was full of questions and criticisms about him: "What do you know? I just want a son to continue my family life, otherwise why would I marry a wife? She hasn't said anything yet, and you are here What's wrong!"
He looked at Yan Zhao: "You have said so much just now, but you still haven't said what's going on with my belly. What does this have to do with me wanting a son? How can I get back to normal?"
"Of course it does matter." Yan Zhao said with a faint tone, "You must have raised something at home."
I've been a bit stuck these days. The last story was severely criticized by my mother for being too watery. With Mom's orders and inspiration, I revised the content and added a scene for the little fox. It really looks better. , friends, you can look back at it...ORZ
(End of this chapter)
Seeing the newly released lucky viewers, the comment area stopped discussing the previous topic and began to look forward to the new story.
[I discovered that for the netizens who were able to draw a connection with Zhaozhao, something seemed to happen. Suddenly I didn’t know whether the person who was drawn was lucky or unlucky. I was kind of expecting this "lucky" audience to lead him. What kind of story is coming~]
[The bench has been moved and the melon spoon is ready. Will this story be more exciting than the last one?let us wait and see! 】
Yan Zhao laughed. Seeing that the audience member with the nickname "You Yuyan" was not as familiar with the process as the first two, he just clicked to connect. There was no movement for a long time. She introduced:
"Hello, please click to connect. You can choose to connect via video, or send me your photo and birth date privately. Of course, if you have anything special you want to solve or problems that need to be solved, you can ask them."
[It’s hard to say] Then he clicked the connection, first sent his date of birth to Yan Zhao, and then slowly turned on the camera.
The picture shows a thirty-year-old man with a fat head, big ears, a round face, a double chin, and a string of Buddhist beads around his neck. He is fat and fat.
The man's face is very haggard, his eyes are swollen, and his eyes are black and blue, showing the appearance of excessive worry and long-term insomnia.
His expression was hesitant and nervous, with deep embarrassment, and he spoke with some restraint: "Hello, I encountered a strange thing recently. I saw on the Internet that you were good at metaphysics, so you treated a dead horse like a living horse doctor. I came up with the idea to give it a try, and unexpectedly I won the prize.”
"Hello." Yan Zhao looked at his face, raised his eyebrows, counted his fingers, and his eyes were filled with interest: "Why don't you go straight to the point? It's not your face you want me to see, right? "
The man's face suddenly became more embarrassed. He hesitated for a moment, then slowly moved the camera lens of his mobile phone downwards, illuminating his abdomen. He used his left hand to cover it up, but it couldn't cover the high bulge of his abdomen.
The melon-eating netizens in the comment area immediately became happy and started making fun of him.
[Is this how much you ate or drank? Brother, it must be too bloated. 】
[No, this is just a common phenomenon in society of middle-aged men gaining weight.Don’t look at the fact that boys don’t gain weight no matter how much they eat when they are in school. After they graduate from college and start working, their fat gain will increase.My husband was a fresh young man back then, but now he has become a greasy man after getting married, alas. 】
[No matter how hard things are, friends upstairs, please be more understanding and understand us men. We sit for a long time every day at work and have no time to exercise. We are under great pressure to support our families. We can’t stop it. Time is like a butcher’s knife. 】
Yan Zhao looked at the netizens' emotions about the years that gradually went off topic in the barrage, and said with a smile but not a smile: "This destined person is not fat."
【ha?What is it if it’s not gaining weight?Could it be that he is sick or has too much moisture? 】
[Is she pregnant?Hahahahahaha. 】
[How is it possible to grab bamboo shoots upstairs? 】
"Yes." Yan Zhao nodded lightly and said seriously: "Just now a friend was right, she is pregnant."
Studio:? ? ? ? ? ?
The person who was connected was even more horrified, and almost fell off the chair, stammering: "Don't scare me, I am a pure man, how could I be pregnant!" Yan Zhao curled his lips: "Calm down. Don't be impatient, you will know the reason soon. Let's look at the past first, let's start with your personal life.
Your zodiac sign is surrounded by water, and the lower right side of Tianzhai Palace is bright and moist, indicating that you were born and settled in a southeastern coastal city.The corners of the sun are dim and sunken, while the corners of the moon are smooth and smooth, indicating that the father has passed away and the mother is still alive.Your horoscope sign of food injury is the original god of wealth, which means you have inherited your parents' family business and are engaged in a small business. "
The man nodded and said in a loud voice: "Yes, my family is from Fujian Province. My father died of illness a few years ago, and my mother is in good health. They used to run a breakfast shop. I helped them since I was a child, and I took over completely after I became an adult. Come here."
Yan Zhao snorted: "There are three solid lines, three dark lines, and one unformed solid line on the right side of your child palace, which means that you have already had three children and aborted three children, and you His wife is currently pregnant with a child, both girls."
She paused and continued: "Judging from the horoscope, the day branch is the palace of husband and wife, and the day and hour are the palace of children. When the day and day are opposed, it means that your wife has seriously damaged her body for your children, and the relationship between husband and wife is in danger. .”
The comment area suddenly exploded.
[Oh my god, I gave birth to three children, gave birth to three children, and am still pregnant with one. Isn’t this too fertile? ! 】
[Haha, I heard that there is a strong clan consciousness in Fujian Province, and many families are very patriarchal. This man’s wife gave birth to so many children, all girls. She is no longer healthy and continues to give birth. What else can you guess? , isn’t it just to have a son? 】
[I agree with the person above, but I don’t know if she wanted to have a son herself or if she was forced to... But after thinking about it, I think it is most likely that she was forced. After all, as a woman, there are very few people who value sons over daughters, and besides, after giving birth, No one wants to keep giving birth to children...]
"Yes." The man nodded and admitted. He was very depressed when he mentioned this matter: "We just want a son. Who knew that for so many years, we would always be pregnant with daughters. The first few can still be born and raised, but we can't have a lot of children. It’s a daughter, so when we get pregnant again, we will find a way to know the gender in advance, and if it’s a girl, we’ll abort it. Who would have known that this time we got pregnant with another baby, and it’s a girl again.”
He plausibly said: "I am the only son in my family, so I have to give birth to a son to continue my family's legacy. If it is my generation, how can I be worthy of my father who passed away, my mother who worked hard for me all her life, and all the ancestors of the family." "
[Oh my God, his wife is so miserable. She is just a fertility machine. In order to have a son, she keeps getting pregnant, either giving birth or giving birth. This is too harmful to the body!Any attempt to carry on the family line from generation to generation is the dregs of traditional culture. 】
[But, only the Y chromosome will be passed on forever, and the idea of having a son to continue the family line does make sense. 】
[Whether it makes sense or not, it is intolerable to ignore your partner’s body just to have a son and treat your partner as a fertility machine! 】
The man couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed when he saw that the comment section was full of questions and criticisms about him: "What do you know? I just want a son to continue my family life, otherwise why would I marry a wife? She hasn't said anything yet, and you are here What's wrong!"
He looked at Yan Zhao: "You have said so much just now, but you still haven't said what's going on with my belly. What does this have to do with me wanting a son? How can I get back to normal?"
"Of course it does matter." Yan Zhao said with a faint tone, "You must have raised something at home."
I've been a bit stuck these days. The last story was severely criticized by my mother for being too watery. With Mom's orders and inspiration, I revised the content and added a scene for the little fox. It really looks better. , friends, you can look back at it...ORZ
(End of this chapter)
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