The master of metaphysics comes down from the mountain, and the fortune telling is so accurate that

[Du Zeshushushu: Sister Gu, it will take some time to get used to it when you first come to Beijing University. There will be a lecture by Professor Zhou Liangren in the auditorium tonight. Would you like to come and experience it before school starts?The senior is the recorder of this lecture and can help you get the tickets. Professor Zhou is the most powerful professor in our Qigong Department. Listening to his lectures will definitely benefit you a lot. 】

This kind of opportunity is not available to everyone. The lecture is only open to senior students of Peking University. Freshmen are not eligible to attend. If it were not for Du Zeshu being the class monitor of the sophomore year and the recorder of this lecture, his hand would be It's impossible to get extra spots.

Gu Ruanruan looked at the message from Du Zeshu, raised her eyebrows slightly, and replied.

[Five thousand per hexagram, no credit allowed: Mr. Zhou can’t even get out of bed now. The lecture tonight will be cancelled, so you don’t have to go. 】

The message was sent successfully quickly. Du Zeshu was stunned when he saw it, "???"

Because of the experience of being scolded by his grandfather last time, Du Zeshu really didn't want to doubt the words of this young school girl Gu anymore.

He knew that Gu Xuemei was very capable of pinching and calculating.

But... Du Zeshu just went to the professor's office to deliver the evening lesson plan to Professor Zhou.

Professor Zhou's voice was full of confidence and he didn't look sick in any way.

This happened less than 10 minutes ago. How could I not get out of bed now? ?
Du Zeshu didn't want to hit Junior Gu, mainly because he was afraid of being scolded by his grandfather again!

After thinking about it, I had no choice but to reply very tactfully.

[Du Zeshushushu: Senior will definitely go tonight. Senior has reserved the quota for you. If Senior Gu changes her mind, she can contact me at any time. 】

Gu Ruanruan did not reply again, and Du Zeshu also exited the chat dialog box.

I was about to put down my phone and eat the taro mashed mochi bread I just bought at the school pastry shop when I suddenly found that the class WeChat group exploded. In the blink of an eye, dozens of messages jumped into my eyes...

What's the situation? This is it? ?
[Director Ma (working hours 8:00-21:00): Dear Qigong Department students, bad news! !Teacher Zhou Liangren suddenly fell ill and fainted today!Tonight's lecture is temporarily canceled!The recovery time is tentative! !I hope my classmates will rush to tell each other! ! @all members. 】

Once the news was announced, it immediately caused an uproar.

Because Professor Zhou Liangren has always been in good health, he once set a record of not taking a day off for five consecutive days.

No matter it's cloudy or rainy, or the flu is prevalent, Zhou Liangren works in all weathers, and the students don't even seem to hear him cough.

But today I suddenly fell ill and fainted. This news is so surprising.

If the person who sent the message was not Director Ma, no one would believe it.

Du Zeshu was dumbfounded as he looked at the new news that was still coming out.

This can't be Gu Xuemei...it's a mistake...

Du Zeshu went to the office 10 minutes ago, and just three minutes after he left, Zhou Liangren was about to get up to get himself some water, but his vision went dark and he fell to the ground! !

Fortunately, there was no water in the cup at that time, otherwise all the hot water would have been spilled on him.

Now Zhou Liangren has been sent to the school's infirmary.

The Peking University Clinic is equipped with basic physical examinations. The doctor frowned while examining Zhou Liangren.

Half an hour later, Zhou Liangren woke up from the bed in the infirmary in a daze.

The doctor next to him and his two assistants stood neatly beside his bed, with an expression on their faces as if they wanted to give him a "moment of silence".

Zhou Liangren shook his lips.

"who am I?"

"Where do I come from?"

"Where am I going?!"

After asking three consecutive questions according to the routine, Zhou Liangren heard the doctor sigh.

The doctor's tone was extremely serious, "Professor Zhou, your problem is not a small problem. Our clinic cannot diagnose it. I suggest Professor Zhou go to a large hospital for a comprehensive examination as soon as possible!"

"??!"

Zhou Liangren's heart skipped a beat, "What do you mean? Can you tell me what the initial suspicion is?"

"Professor Zhou..." The doctor met Zhou Liangren's expectant eyes, but once again hesitated to speak. He swallowed what he was about to say, raised his finger and pointed at his brain, and said regretfully, "It's not necessarily malignant. The equipment here It’s really limited, Professor Zhou should go to the hospital for a good check-up first!”

Zhou Liangren, "!!!"

My heart instantly sank to the bottom. This bad news came too suddenly, and Zhou Liangren still couldn't accept it!
Layers of cold sweat instantly appeared on his forehead, and the clothes on his back were soaked with sweat.

He suddenly remembered what the free-spirited female student had said to him a few days ago——

"Professor Zhou, what I want to say is that you seem to be sick."

"The brain is sick."

Zhou Liangren really couldn't believe it, but he had just seen the news report about the female student this morning.

All the things, one by one, were going back and forth in his mind.

Zhou Liangren's heart became colder and colder.

She actually knew there was something wrong with him just by looking at him. This Gu Ruanruan... is such a good calculator! ! !
Zhou Liangren lifted off the quilt, jumped up from the hospital bed, and ran out of the infirmary regardless of the surprised looks of the surrounding medical assistants——

The assistants chased him out, "Professor Zhou! Shall we take you to the hospital?!"

After all, everyone who can work in the Peking University Clinic knows Professor Zhou and wants to help as much as possible.

Zhou Liangren, who was usually as steady as a rock, waved his hand back while running, "No need to send me! I don't want to go to the hospital!"

???

Not going to the hospital? ? ?

The medical assistants looked at each other and suspected that they had heard wrongly.

After Zhou Liangren ran out of the Peking University campus on foot, he stopped a car, typed Deputy Director Sun on WeChat, and sent a voice message.

[Professor Zhou Liangren of the Department of Qigong: "Director Sun Fu! Send me Gu Ruanruan's home address quickly!!"]

[Deputy Director Sun will always love you: "Professor Zhou? Are you awake? How is your health???"]

[Professor Zhou Liangren of the Department of Qigong: "Don't ask so many questions! Send me her address quickly! I have something urgent to go to see her!!!"]

**
An hour later, the Gu family.

Zhou Liangren hurriedly knocked on the door, and Sun Ma opened the door.

"You are..." Sun Ma said, looking down, she noticed that one of Zhou Liangren's slippers had flown off his feet at this moment, and her expression became indescribable.

"What about that? Our host just had lunch. I'll go get you some."

Zhou Liangren, "???"

Grandma Sun, "But don't knock on the door next time. Just imitate two bird calls at the kitchen window, and I can throw out the leftover food for you."

Zhou Liangren, "...???"

"I'm a professor from Beijing Qigong Department! I'm here to see classmate Gu Ruanruan!!!" Zhou Liangren was furious.

Knowing that she had misunderstood, Sun's mother looked embarrassed. However, seeing Zhou Liangren's menacing attitude, Sun's mother was a little worried, "Although Miss Ruanruan does something deviant, Professor, you must think twice before you act..."

Sun Ma stayed at Gu's house every day and saw clearly that everyone who had offended Miss Ruanruan received retribution! !
Their old lady hasn’t woken up yet! !Zhou Liangren responded repeatedly.

Sun Ma then took him to the floor where Gu Ruanruan's room was located.

Then Sun Ma knocked on the door again and announced inside.

Seeing Zhou Liangren open the door and go in, Sun Ma shook her head at his back and closed the door for him.

The professor has already made trouble at home before school starts. If Miss Ruanruan really goes to Beijing University to study, what kind of trouble will there be at home! !

When Zhou Liangren entered the room, Gu Ruanruan was holding a wooden hairpin in his mouth, his hand behind his back, tangled in the silver hair on the back of his head.

Gu Ruannuan looked at him slowly, not surprised at all, as if she had known he would come to her for a long time.

Zhou Liangren's expression became even more strange.

But when he glanced around and saw those pink and tender princess decorations, he realized how abrupt he was at this moment.

On impulse, he rushed directly into the bedroom of his female classmate.

How does this look like the behavior of a steady old professor over fifty?
Zhou Liangren calmed down and quickly introduced himself, "Classmate Gu, I am..."

"Professor Zhou, is something wrong?"

Before he could finish speaking, Gu Ruanruan spoke directly.

She tied her hair up and looked at Zhou Liangren at leisure.

"Student Gu," Zhou Liangren spoke again, his voice choked with sobs, "Last time you said I was sick... the teacher believed it! The teacher is really sick! Can Ruanruan have a way to help the teacher? The teacher still has many classes to attend. , a lot of homework has not been assigned, the teacher still doesn’t want to die!”

At this moment, all of Zhou Liangren's attention was on Gu Ruanruan, and he didn't see the big rooster on the opposite wall still working hard on the laptop in front of him! !
"Da da!"

"Da da da!"

Gu Ruanruan looked at Zhou Liangren meaningfully. When he finished speaking, Gu Ruanruan directly showed his mobile phone and saw a WeChat payment code, "The first step is to pay."

Zhou Liangren quickly obeyed and paid five thousand.

But he didn't know yet that this was just the money from the previous fortune-telling. As for the money for subsequent treatment, Gu Ruanruan hadn't started collecting it from him yet.

Gu Ruanruan raised her chin to the side, "The second step is to get on the bed."

"Okay, second step..." Zhou Liangren repeated halfway and almost burned his tongue.

what? ? !
Gu Ruannuan frowned and looked at him doubtfully, "Lie down on the bed. I'm going to give you an acupuncture."

With that said, Gu Ruanruan took out his classic little cloth bag from the drawer.

Zhou Liangren knew that he had misunderstood, and looked embarrassed. He glanced at the soft white bed of classmate Gu, and then at his dusty self. He still didn't feel embarrassed to lie down on the other person's bed directly. He put the two chairs opposite each other. They put their clothes together, then rushed down and lay flat on the chair.

Fortunately, he is of short stature and two chairs are just big enough for him to lie down on.

"We have Lao Gu," Zhou Liangren said, holding onto the seat.

Zhou Liangren had also been to a traditional Chinese medicine clinic for acupuncture and bone-setting before, so he was not nervous at the moment.

He casually glanced at the side mirror and saw Gu Ruanruan standing beside him, taking out a few slender silver needles from the cloth bag, his movements unhurriedly.

She had used this thing to save Xiao Jiang's life before.

However, Zhou Liangren's condition was more serious, so the silver needles needed were longer and thicker.

Zhou Liangren's originally calm expression suddenly became stiff! ! !

I don’t know how long the silver needle was. To exaggerate, when Gu Ruanruan pulled out the silver needle, Zhou Liangren felt as if he couldn’t finish it! !

Finally seeing the thick and long silver needle in full view, Zhou Liangren took a breath!
Otherwise, he should go to the hospital for a test first to see if it is malignant or benign, and then come to Mr. Gu——

"Pfft!"

It's too late!

Gu Ruanruan's first silver needle has already pierced his Tianling Cap.

"Puff!!"

"Pu Chi Pu Chi!!"

Following two more injections, Zhou Liangren's acupuncture points were sealed and he could not move. Zhou Liangren had no time to run away. His face turned pale from the pain and his facial features were wrinkled together.

After ten consecutive injections, Gu Ruanruan slowly stopped.

She smiled softly, "For the next week, Professor Zhou will come to my place to get acupuncture every day. Within a week, he can't use his brain, teach students, and can't use spiritual energy."

Zhou Liangren is a complete workaholic, so he subconsciously said, "Can't go to class for a week? What will happen to my students? Classes for the sophomore year have already started! What should I do..."

Gu Ruanruan glanced at him, "Professor Zhou has started to use his brain now."

Zhou Liangren looked stunned!
Gu Ruanruan's tone was indifferent, "Of course, if Professor Zhou is not afraid of bursting blood vessels, you can just pretend that I didn't say what I just said."

Zhou Liangren didn't dare to think or get entangled. He just listened to classmate Gu without thinking!
Because he doesn't want to die! !
Zhou Liangren felt that the money he paid today was not much, after all, classmate Gu also gave himself an injection.

Zhou Liangren felt embarrassed and planned to give Gu Ruanruan more homework as a reward after he entered school.

However, Gu Ruanruan did not give him a chance to repay his kindness.

Gu Ruanruan said, "Professor Zhou, please pay for today's acupuncture. Is it the full payment or installments?"

"???" Zhou Liangren scratched his head, it turned out that he had to pay separately.

"Full payment is enough!" Zhou Liangren was very heroic.

Although he is just an ordinary university professor, he has accumulated a lot of savings after more than 20 years of teaching experience.

Gu Ruannuan nodded, "Teacher Zhou is very nice and I'll give you a discount. Just pay 16."

Zhou Liangren, "..."

"........."

"…………"

After three seconds of silence, Zhou Liangren asked in a serious tone, "How do you operate the installment plan?"

Gu Ruanruan frowned, but still arranged the installment for him.

There were twelve installments in total. Zhou Liangren paid the first installment, and then asked for advice very seriously, "Just now, classmate Gu said, how many times do I need to get the injection?"

Gu Ruanruan said, "Not counting this time, there will be six more times."

Zhou Liangren gritted his teeth. In order to add another 20 years of teaching experience to his teaching career, it was worth the money! !
**
After seeing off Mr. Zhou, Yiwei finally finished calculating the interest for the first 100 years!
There are still 200 years.

Gu Ruanruan yawned lazily, "I'll give you one day and tell me the results tomorrow night."

Ichibi immediately saluted with his wings, "Okay, little master!"

Gu Ruanruan turned off the video, left the room, and strolled to Qiao Yulan's ward...