After offering the wrong incense, the fairy family forced me to pledge myself to you

Suddenly, I understood what Situ Jin meant by what he said to me before!
He told me to attend his wedding or face the consequences.

This... is the consequence that Situ Jin said.

Situ Jin said he loved me in front of everyone in the world, making Feng Qingluan embarrassed in front of everyone, making me a burial place, and a thorn in her Feng Qingluan's side!

No!

I'm really dead this time!

Rather than being played to death by Feng Qingluan, I would rather die in my own hands.

Having made up my mind, I took out all my money.

First, he invited all the colleagues in the funeral home to have a feast, and then made four special incense sticks to light for Ning Yi.

The moment Ning Yi appeared, I put the knife directly on his neck.

"What?" Ning Zhen's eyes tightened.

"Xianjia, you take the first step and I will come later!"

'Snapped'

Ning Zhen slapped me on the forehead. I let go of my hand in pain, and he took the opportunity to take the knife.

"Why die when you are living well?"

"You saw it too!" I was about to cry, "Situ Jin borrowed a knife to kill someone! Originally, Feng Qingluan had no legitimate excuse to deal with me, but this time, even if she eats me alive, everyone will only sympathize with her! Look!"

Having said that, I turned on my phone.

"Look at these popular headlines! 'A wealthy socialite was raped at her wedding, and the mistress was actually the girl from the funeral home'! There is also this one: 'The rich and famous young lady's corpse-exposing girlfriend'! The most outrageous one is this, 'The noble young man who returned home was raped' Lower your head and abandon your well-matched fiancée in public! Any one of these three things is enough for Feng Qingluan to kill me!"

I stood up on tiptoes and grabbed Ning Yi's clothes.

"So I decided to strike first!"

"What you mean by striking first is to kill yourself?" Ning Yi frowned, "I even praised you for your brain before!"

"Ugh..."

"Besides, if you're not afraid of death, are you still afraid of living?"

"Then what should I do?" I pouted, looking desperate. "I will definitely not end well if I fall into Feng Qingluan's hands!"

"Everything has pros and cons, think in the right direction!"

"I can't imagine what this would do for me!"

"This is simply stupid!" Ning Yi sighed, "Now everyone in the world knows how much Feng Qingluan hates you. If anything happens to you, she will be the first to be blamed!"

As soon as Ning Yi said these words, my heart suddenly skipped a beat.

Oh yes!

Feng Qingluan didn't dare to attack me directly because of the laws and regulations.

Now the whole world knows about the love-hate relationship between his wife and me. Once I have any trouble, the first person they will suspect is Feng Qingluan.

Invisibly, it has become another kind of protection.

"Besides, you are popular!" Ning Zhen lightly nudged me with his elbow, "Half of the top ten hits are about you. If you just get some endorsements or do some acupuncture, you can make a lot of money. It’s worth [-] yuan!”

Oh yes!

Black and red are also red!
Isn’t that more than making money at a funeral home?

As long as I have money, I can worship Ning Yi to the maximum extent. If Ning Yi is worshiped well, he will be able to achieve Zhengguo.

If Ning Yi achieves enlightenment by himself, I will ascend to heaven like a chicken or a dog!

Thinking of this, I couldn't help laughing.

He turned around and walked into the bathroom, filling a jar full of soapy water.

"Here!"

"what?"

"Drink it?" I said casually, "I added pesticide to your incense! I want to kill you first and then myself!"

"Shen An'an!!"

……

Early the next morning, I was woken up by the noise.

I thought it was Group A guests from the funeral home, so I hurriedly washed up and came out to help.

But as soon as they arrived at the door, they saw the Wuyangyang team.

Two staff members blocked the door, shouting at the top of their lungs that no one should enter.

"Look, that's Shen An'an!"

"Is he the one who can cast poison?"

"No, no, no! She drives corpses! Otherwise, why would she be working in a funeral home?"

"I heard she can even raise little ghosts!"

……

Everyone was talking about it, and the situation exploded.

Director He dragged me into the funeral home and closed the door before people poured in.

Director He and I stood firmly against the door, and then our eyes met.

"Director, what's going on?"

"It's not because of you!" Director He raised his voice, "These people are here to see you! Some of them are not good at cursing, and some regard you as a benchmark of love! In short, you are like crazy! They are always blocking you. How can I do business like this?"

"Director, right..."

"eggplant!"

Just as he was about to apologize, Director He suddenly raised his cell phone.

Following a 'click' sound, a photo of me and Director He appeared on the screen.

"I will enlarge this photo and hang it on the door later. It may bring a lot of traffic to our funeral home."

I,"……"

"An'an, I decided to give you shares and dividends!"

When money is mentioned, I immediately get excited.

"How many?"

"In addition to the annual bonus, I will give you a tenth commission for every deceased person burned. As long as the customers come because of your reputation, I will give you [-]% of the profit after excluding costs and employee wages."

"Then I have..." At this point, I crossed my fingers. "Then don't I have a lot of money?"

"Yes!" Director He nodded solemnly, "From now on you are no longer an employee here but the deputy director!"

Deputy Director?
Hey!
It sounds so prestigious!

You know, I have never been a team leader since I was a child.

"An'an, why don't you speak?"

"Call me Deputy Curator Shen!" I couldn't hold back the curve of my mouth for a while.

"Did you adapt so quickly?" Director He said helplessly, "Okay, I'll get rid of those fanatics outside first, otherwise we won't be able to send away the real deceased."

……

How Director He got rid of those people, I don't know.But in the evening, Director He gathered all the staff together and then officially appointed me as the deputy director.

People are in high spirits during happy events, and I instantly forgot about my previous public execution by Situ Jin.

I bought a lot of tributes, and I specially lit incense for Ye Chenchen.

But as soon as Ye Chenchen appeared, he had a fierce expression.

"Shen An'an, what kind of shitty luck did you have?"

"Are you envious?"

"Envy?" Ye Chenchen snorted coldly, "Are you envious that your mistress is in the position and the third party is in power?"

"The mistress and third party will only be morally condemned, but killing a loved one is not only illegal but worse than a pig or a dog!"

"Shen An'an, I'll kill you!"

Ye Chenchen shouted so loudly, but he couldn't get close to me at all.

"Since you're not hungry, go to the yard and do [-] push-ups!"

"Shen An'an, I hate you!"

Ye Chenchen's screams became farther and farther away, until they became breathless.

People I don't care about won't affect my good mood.

Armed with lots of paper products, I made my way to the morgue.

After each piece was burned, the ten shadows turned into reality.

"An'an, this is the PSP game console I've always wanted!" Minus 4 trembled with excitement.

"Isn't this the latest Fragrant Grandma's suit I saw in the magazine?" Minus 1 turned around, surprised and happy. "An An, you are so kind!"

"We're all under the same roof. If I get promoted, everyone will naturally get rich."

"Promoted? An'an, are you the curator?"

"Deputy! Vice!" I grinned.

"That's the leader too!" Minus 4 said quickly, "It's such a happy day, how about I give you a big intestine to cheer you up?"

"I can stick my head in my pelvis!"

"That's disgusting! Why don't we tear ourselves into pieces and see who can put them together first?"

The corpses were talking a lot and it was very lively.

But I listen, why is it so permeable?
Everyone was noisy, except for a corpse in the corner.

He was hunched over in the corner, seemingly out of place with the other corpses.

I walked over and patted his shoulder. He suddenly straightened up and exposed his bare neck.

Yes, it's the neck.

He is a headless corpse!

"Don't you like the gift I gave you?"

"You gave me a hat!"

The headless corpse said this and took out a top hat.

"You said you liked it!"

"But what should I wear?"

I,"……"

"I don't want to waste such a good gift. Can you help me find my head?"

Change?

Can you not leave such a difficult task to me so easily?
"Please, if the body is incomplete, it cannot be buried!" The headless corpse bowed its hands, "I want to find my head and then put on the hat you gave me, and pass away with dignity."

"Okay! But I'm not sure I can find it!"

"It doesn't matter, I'll wait as long as it takes! Anyway, I've been lying here for so many days, which is not less than a year and a half."

The headless corpse said this excitedly and put the hat around his neck.

Seeing the headless corpse happily joining the group of corpses, I felt a little helpless.

But what can be done?

You can pamper the corpses you manage by yourself!
Besides, I still have to accumulate some evil virtue, right?

Just where did the headless corpses in the negative 8 cabinets come from?

I asked Director He specifically about them before, but Director He didn't know anything about them.

Because most of the corpses here were inherited from the previous curator.

Passed down from generation to generation, it has long become an antique.

……

Without any clues, I can only start from the wound.

The wound edges on the neck of the headless corpse were uneven, and the surrounding soft tissue was damaged, which looked like obvious blunt force trauma.

Looking at other parts of the body, there were no obvious injuries.

There were no signs of struggle during his lifetime, so it was likely that an acquaintance committed the crime.

But it is impossible for a living person to be hacked to death by a murderer!
Therefore, the headless corpse was most likely in a deep sleep or coma.

Relatively speaking, pain will wake up a sleeping person, and there will definitely be a reflex struggle when waking up.

Therefore, it is basically concluded that the headless corpse was unconscious before being killed.

After examination, I found no pharmaceutical ingredients in the sedative in the stomach and esophagus of the headless corpse.

Instead, it was discovered that his muscles, especially his limbs, were obviously atrophied.

There are several obvious holes on the elbows on both sides of the headless corpse.

It looks like the eye of a needle.

However, it is larger than the eye of a needle.

To sum up, this headless corpse should have been a patient who had been paralyzed in bed for a long time and was in a coma.

This gave the murderer an opportunity to cut off his head without any resistance.

Perhaps, I should consult Lan Qingqing.

After leaving the funeral home, I went straight to the hospital.

At the door of the rescue room, I saw Lan Qingqing.

"Another one died!" Lan Qingqing pointed to the door of the rescue room, "This is the third one today!"

"Let's not talk about this for now, I have something to ask you!"

"Find me?"

"This!" I took out my phone, "Do you think this is the eye of a needle?"

Lan Qingqing lowered her head and looked at it, then looked at me.

"Yes! To be precise, this is the eye of the indwelling needle! It is generally used for drug administration, rescue, or some patients and people who need long-term infusion."

……