After offering the wrong incense, the fairy family forced me to pledge myself to you

Chapter 23 Go back to the coffin and sleep
Bid farewell to Wenwan and hurried back to the haunted house.

While I was looking around crazily, a hand suddenly patted my shoulder hard.

At this moment, I suddenly remembered what the old ghost said about the three fires on the shoulder, so I grabbed the hand hard and pulled it forward.

Originally, I wanted to throw the opponent over the shoulder like on TV, but with a little force on my hand, I threw it backwards.

When my eyes formed an arc, I saw Ning Ding's face of ice.

Seeing that I was about to fall to the ground, I reflexively stretched out my hands to Ning Yi.

As a result, Ning Yi took a step back with a look of disgust on his face, and I fell face down to the ground with a 'snap'.

"Woo!" I stretched out my trembling hand and pulled my face out of the mud. "Why don't you catch me?"

"Do you think you're acting in an idol drama?" Ning Zhen snorted coldly.

Ah!
I came all the way back just to save my mistake, but I didn’t expect this guy to treat me like this!

Let him pull!
Forget it!

"Have I prepared the coffin?" Just when I was scratching my head and head angrily, Ning Ding suddenly said calmly. "You have been sleeping in a coffin for the past few days, which can weaken the yang energy in your body. On the seventh day of the ghost head, I will hold a funeral for you. As long as you can hide the truth, you will be safe and sound."

Ning Yi's words were calm and calm, but my heart was already surging.

I thought he was venomous and unwilling to save me, but it turned out that I was just a villain and a gentleman!
Damn me!
When I wake up from my dream in the middle of the night, I can’t help but slap myself a few times.

"Did you hear me?!"

Just when I was thinking about it, Ning Ding grabbed my ear.

"I heard it!" I nodded quickly, "Xianjia, are you feeling uncomfortable in any way?"

"what?"

"Like somewhere between the small intestine and the large intestine, between the stomach and the sphincter?"

"What do you mean?" Ning Zhen's brows condensed instantly, "Did you break your brain?"

"No, no! Farewell to the Immortal Family!"

After Ning Yi disappeared, I quickly rummaged through the boxes and found the montmorillonite powder.

This medicine is miraculous in treating diarrhea.

Use montmorillonite powder to make incense as quickly as possible and light it in a hurry.

When it is almost finished, refill it quickly.

Just like this, from day to night, there was still no movement at all.

It seems that my medicinal fragrance worked.

Seeing that Ning Yi was fine, my guilt disappeared instantly.

After wiping the coffin that Ning Yi prepared for me, I was about to lie down in it when I suddenly heard a crackling sound.

Looking for the sound, I was surprised to see Ning Zhen's tablet trembling uncontrollably.

Be good!
What's happening here?
Seeing that the tablet was about to fall, I hurriedly held it up with my hands.

But the tablet shook so hard that it shook me along with it.

Just as I was about to take out the tablet, a hand suddenly attached itself to the back of my hand.

When he looked up, he saw it was Qin Muan.

"Sister, let me help you! If Ning Yi hadn't been vomiting and having diarrhea over there, I'm afraid I wouldn't have had a chance to escape from his control!"

I pulled my hand away and held the tablet tightly in my arms.

"Ning Yi is really having diarrhea?"

"Is there still a lie?" Qin Mu'an lowered his voice. "Sister, tell me quietly, did you offer him the food from the previous night?"

"I……"

"Well done!" Qin Mu'an clapped his hands vigorously, "What others ejaculate is filth, but what Baojiaxian ejaculates is magic power. This time, he has suffered some!"

"Shut up!" Just when Qin Mu'an was gloating about his misfortune, I interrupted harshly. "How can you add insult to injury? Ning Yi is my Baojiaxian, and you don't look at the monk's face to look at the Buddha's face! On the surface, you are mocking him, but in fact you are slapping me in the face! Although you are a second-hand immortal, Lin Xiaoxian will If you entrust me to me, you will be my fairy! If you eat and drink from me, you have to listen to me!"

"elder sister……"

"Sister, what kind of sister? If you dare to talk nonsense again, I won't give you food! If you get angry, I will give you to someone else! Not everyone is as easy to talk to as me. If they meet a pervert, they may use your cousin as their underpants. ! Are you willing to hang on someone else's crotch all day?" "I don't want to!" Qin Mu'an pouted, "Sister, don't give me away!"

"Then be good!"

"it is good!"

"Are you hungry? I bought elbows!"

"I have no appetite when Ning Yi is pulled like that!" Qin Mu'an said seriously, "Why don't you give me three first!"

I,"……"

This is called loss of appetite?
When I have an appetite, I can’t eat until I lose everything?

In fact, I thought about waiting for Ning Zhen and others to finish eating before eating the tribute, but Grandma Ye said that no one can enjoy the food that Bao Jiaxian has enjoyed.

Therefore, we can only take it out to feed stray animals.

Seeing them eating hot and spicy food while I eat glutinous rice every day, I feel extremely unconvinced!
After listening to Ning Zhen's words, I planned to spend the night in the coffin.

Because I was afraid that Ning Yi would become dehydrated if he pulled too hard, I ordered him some incense made with electrolyte water.

After struggling until midnight, as soon as he climbed into the coffin and lay down, a big pale hand slammed on the coffin lid.

My heart contracted violently and I screamed subconsciously.

Just when I was about to lift the lid of the coffin and escape, Ning Zhen's face suddenly came into view.

"Xian...Xianjia?" I quickly stood up, "Xianjia, what's wrong with you?"

"It's my turn to ask you what's wrong!" Ning Yi gritted his teeth, "Did you poison me?"

"No! No! I didn't take laxatives!"

When I blurted out this, I covered my mouth.

Oops!

I'm going to get beat up!
Ning Yi waved his hand, and the coffin lid opened instantly.

Seeing him stretching out his hand, I jumped out in a hurry.

Just as he was about to cross the threshold, the door slammed shut with a bang.

So, I could only hide around the coffin.

He chases me and escapes, but I can’t escape even if I don’t have wings!
"stop!"

"I don't!" I circled around the coffin, "Xianjia, calm down, I didn't mean it! Besides, I made amends in time after realizing my mistake, otherwise you wouldn't have the strength to chase me all over the house now, right? Right? It was my fault to give laxatives to the Xianjia, but the Xianjia had their mouths and didn’t bother to speak first! If the Xianjia had told me clearly, what happened now wouldn’t have happened!"

At this point, I closed my eyes tightly.

He threw his hands away vigorously and showed the energy to sprint for [-] meters.

"I was wrong! I was wrong! I promise to serve the Xian family well from now on and never drug the Xian family again! Xian family, you..."

Unintentionally squinting his eyes, he instantly saw Ning Zhen's face.

Before I could stop, Ning Zhen reached out and pinched my head, pulling me forward as I kept kicking my legs.

"Xianjia, you are such a shameless person, and you even bring flash!"

"I have never moved! But you are like a donkey chasing carrots, you can't stop even if you spread your hooves!"

"No slaps in the face!" I cried and covered my cheeks, "I have to go to school tomorrow!"

"When did I slap you in the face?"

"Don't fight in other places, give me a chance to atone! From now on, I promise to serve the Xian family with good wine and meat! Xian family, please! Be good and let me go!"

"you……"

Seeing Ning Yi raise his other hand, I subconsciously tightened my neck.

After a moment, he put it down angrily.

"Go back to your coffin and sleep!"

……

(End of this chapter)