After offering the wrong incense, the fairy family forced me to pledge myself to you

All the ghosts gathered together and stared at him with eager eyes.

Their bodies were full of yin energy, but they showed fear when they looked at the village chief.

In the night, only the bonfire in the middle of the rice field was burning.

Perhaps as ‘guests’, we just thought we were receiving a grand welcome ceremony.

But everyone except us knows that we will be replaced later.

"Guests from afar, I wish you all the best!" The village chief smiled and picked up the wine and walked up to Situ Jin. "My Xiaofeng and I will toast you a glass of wine on behalf of everyone!"

There's something fishy in the wine!
  After drinking, Situ Jin and I will be replaced by the village chief and Feng Qingluan!

Although Feng Qingluan couldn't believe it all, after all, we were so incompatible with each other.

But now we have no other choice but to be dubious.

Either take the risk of trusting her once, or delay in the Wild Ghost Village until after the first seven days. Not only will this not save Uncle Da, but it will also cost his own life.

"Thank you village!"

Situ Jin and I looked innocent and ignorant of the world, and directly picked up the wine glasses and drank them all in one gulp.

The village chief and Feng Qingluan looked at each other and drank after him.

After drinking, I just felt hot in my belly.

It's like a sun rising slowly in the abdomen.

"This wine..." I covered my abdomen in pain.

"This is made with ultraviolet light!" The village chief smiled half-heartedly, "As the saying goes, risk your life to survive, and you will find wealth and wealth in danger. When you wake up, all the pain will disappear!"

When the village chief said this, his expression was also painful, but the painful expression contained more of perverted joy.

"You...you want to harm us?"

Situ Jin pointed at the village chief, looking angry as he realized what he was doing.

"How dare you talk to the village chief like this?" Feng Qingluan took the lead in attacking before the village chief could speak. "The village chief is the leader of the Wild Ghost Village and the backbone of the ghosts. He can choose you to replace you, which is a blessing you have cultivated in eight lifetimes. Originally, the village chief was kind-hearted and wanted to keep you in the village, but since you don't know Anyway, I will kill you!"

Speaking of this, Feng Qingluan hugged the village chief.

"Village chief, what do you think?"

"Xiao Feng is right, no one can disobey me! Since he doesn't know what is good and what is good, then kill him to set an example!"

When the village chief said this, he finally couldn't control his pain and fell to his knees.

Feng Qingluan, Situ Jin and I also fell down and rolled around.

Our bodies became translucent, with shadows seeping out and constantly overlapping with each other.

The ghosts watched carefully, but no one dared to get close.

I don’t know how long it took, but my consciousness suddenly woke up.

The moment he opened his eyes, he hurriedly reached out his hand.

He desperately touched his face and found a familiar outline, and finally let go of his hanging heart.

We won the bet!
  Feng Qingluan not only loved Situ Jin enough, but also paid special attention to the future of the Feng family.

"Xiaofeng!"

Someone among the ghosts shouted. Feng Qingluan and I looked at each other and immediately responded.

"Success!"

Having said this, I rushed to Situ Jin and helped him up.

"Village Chief! Village Chief, are you okay?"

Situ Jin shook his head vigorously and seemed to have recovered a little.

When he saw the village chief holding his head and struggling to get up, he stretched out his finger.

"kill him!"

As soon as these words came out, the ghosts immediately pushed the village chief down.

The speed was so fast that the village chief had no time to react.

"Let him go!" Feng Qingluan pretended to be panicked and shouted, "We have been replaced by you, can't you leave us a way to survive?"

"Since he dared to disobey the village chief, he dared to destroy the entire Wild Ghost Village! You must know that without the village chief establishing and presiding over the Wild Ghost Village, we would only be bitten by wild dogs and pecked in the eyes by roosters. We would not have the safe shelter we have now. The place. All the ghosts who disobey the village chief deserve to die!"

"Damn! Damn!"

The ghosts were incited and raised their arms and shouted.

At this time, the village chief finally regained his consciousness.

Seeing the scene in front of me, I realized what happened.

"Xiao Feng, you bitch, how dare you cheat on me!"

The village chief got up and kicked everyone viciously.

"Are you blind? I am the village chief! The ceremony I asked Xiaofeng to perform was because she secretly touched the phone. Only she changed it. I am still myself! Hurry up and catch them and kill them immediately Got it!"

I was very weak just after the ceremony, so weak that I had almost no resistance.

Otherwise, the village chief would have rushed over and tore us apart!
  "This bitch must have fallen in love with that fair-faced boy, so he framed me! Everyone, follow my orders and eat them alive immediately so that they can never be reincarnated and even become wild ghosts!"

The ghosts looked at each other and had no idea for a moment.

After all, the village chief's arrogant and domineering look is exactly the same as before.

"Don't you understand the nonsense?" Situ Jin deliberately shouted loudly, "Xiaofeng and I are leaving Wild Ghost Village soon. Whoever kills this newcomer will be the next village chief!"

This sentence was undoubtedly a bombshell, instantly causing a stir.

The ghosts have been coveting the position of village chief for a long time and have long wanted to replace him.

Now that the village chief is gone, they have a chance.

"I am the village chief!" Seeing the ghosts approaching, the village chief finally panicked. "You bunch of trash, I am the village chief. Do you want to rebel?"

Having said this, the village chief grabbed Feng Qingluan and pushed her forward.

"Speak quickly! Don't you hate that bitch for replacing you? Tell them who you are quickly, otherwise your pretty boy will end up living with another woman! Speak now!"

"village head!"

Feng Qingluan shouted cautiously, but her eyes were on Situ Jin.

"Whoever kills him can become the next village chief of the Wild Ghost Village?"

"Of course!" Situ Jin imitated the village chief's arrogant look and nodded his chin gently.

"Including me?" Feng Qingluan asked tentatively again.

Feng Qingluan's words undoubtedly confirmed the identity of Village Chief Situ Jin.

The real village chief was already furious.

"Do you have the head of a human and the brain of a pig? He is your pretty boy! You actually..."

Without giving the village chief a chance to finish his words, Feng Qingluan slapped him with tears in his eyes.

"Situ Jin, you heartless man! To save your life, you actually made such a fuss? I've been in love with you for so long, how can I not recognize you? I see, you clearly have a crush on that vixen and want to have sex with her. Stay in both places!"

Feng Qingluan hit the village chief hard and hard, but was knocked away after just a few blows.

The ghosts had ferocious faces and rushed over like a tide.

"Stop you bunch of losers! I am the village chief! I am...ah!"

The village chief's screams replaced the insults, but made the ghosts even more excited.

Feng Qingluan waved to me and Situ Jin, and we quickly followed.

Under her leadership, we saw a boundary monument with the word "Village End" engraved on it.

"Keep going forward and don't look back! In this way, you can enter the Hall of Ecstasy!"

"how about you?"

I squirmed and couldn't help but speak.

"Me?" Feng Qingluan smiled, "This is the best destination for me! I, Feng Qingluan, am confident that I will become the leader of the Wild Ghost Village and the only king of this small village!"

Speaking of this, Feng Qingluan stared at me closely.

"I have only one wish!"

Feng Qingluan put her arms around my neck and whispered a few words before letting me go.

"please!"

"it is good!"

"Our grudges cannot be wiped out. I just hope you live well and don't let our Feng family become extinct! In fact, I have never doubted your identity. After all, our Feng family is an ancestral species."

Feng Qingluan turned around and raised her hand to wave.

"I'm going back to clean up the mess! I have to take care of that old guy's life myself!"

"Feng Qingluan, take care!"

Feng Qingluan did not respond, but walked forward until the figure disappeared.

"What did she just say to you?" Situ Jin came over.

"Men should stop meddling in women's affairs!"

Following Feng Qingluan's instructions, we moved forward.

No matter what happened behind him, he never looked back.

When a palace appeared in front of him, Situ Jin jumped up with joy.

"The Hall of Ecstasy! Is that the Hall of Ecstasy?"

"Maybe!"

I walked over first, buried myself in the door and saw it was empty.

Except for a glimpse of spring water, there are no furnishings in the palace.

Seeing me taking a sip and drinking it, Situ Jin simply lowered his body and drank heavily.

After drinking a glass of water, Situ Jin burped.

And I glanced at him and spit out the water in my mouth.

Seeing this, Situ Jin was stunned.

"Feng Qingluan? Are you Feng Qingluan? We were deceived by this woman after all!"

When Situ Jin said this, he was about to turn around, but I grabbed him.

Situ Jin did not look back, but his back was stiff.

"This spring fruit is really poisonous, I can't even walk!"

I rolled my eyes and let Situ Jin fall to the ground.

"Idiot, if I were Feng Qingluan, would Shen Anan let me go?"

"Then you..." Situ Jin struggled and turned to look at me, "Then why did you trick me into drinking this poisonous spring water?"

"Who told you it was poisonous?"

"Then why did you throw it up?"

"Drinking the spring water from the Hall of Ecstasy will make you speak the truth. Feng Qingluan's only wish is to know if you have loved her! If you answer that you have loved her, let me light the fireworks. In this way, she will be in the wild ghost village. You can see fireworks filling the sky.”

Having said this, I picked up the bamboo tube that Feng Qingluan gave me.

No matter what Situ Jin's answer is, I will light it.

It's a thank you, and it also makes Feng Qingluan's long-cherished wish come true, even if this beauty is fake.

"Loved!"

When Situ Jin whispered these two words, I felt relieved.

"Although this kind of love is mixed with complexity and resentment, but... I really loved it! If she were an ordinary girl, if she didn't do those deviant things, I think we would have a happy ending. Just this We are destined to be together in this life. I hope that in the next life we ​​will meet each other at the right time and fall in love at the right time until we grow old."

Light the bamboo tube and look up at the brilliance.

I think Feng Qingluan also saw it.

All her crazy efforts finally got a response, even just a little bit.

……

After leaving the Hall of Ecstasy, we soon arrived at Fengdu City.

Fengdu City looks like a modern city, just like Haicheng.

And as soon as we entered the city, the night owl appeared.

"Welcome to my world!"

Night Owl bowed like a gentleman, and then placed a kiss on the back of my hand.

When Situ Jin excitedly extended his hand, he was slapped open by Ye Xiao.

“This hand-made gift is exclusive to this person!”

"I'm a guest too, okay!" Situ Jin looked dissatisfied.

"As the Ghost King, I will reward you with the highest honor in the underworld!" Ye Xiao said this and raised his leg. "Kiss my right foot!"

Situ Jin: "..."

"Stop teasing him!" I quickly reconciled.

"It's been a hard journey, I'll take you to rest."

Under the leadership of Night Owl, we arrived in front of a low-key and luxurious villa.

After the door opened automatically, a pair of elderly people with extraordinary temperament appeared side by side.

They looked at us with smiles, their eyes reserved and enthusiastic.

"Meet the Emperor and the Queen Mother!"

Realizing that these were Nite Owl's parents, I hurriedly knelt down and saluted.

Seeing me like this, Situ Jin also banged his head.

When you go to the countryside, do as the Romans do, but when you get to the underworld, you still have to abide by the rules of the underworld.

"This, this, this... must never be done!"

The expressions on the two old men's faces suddenly changed, and they hurriedly knelt down.

"We are just housekeepers!"

housekeeper? !
  Are all Nite Owl's housekeepers so elegant?
  When I looked up at Night Owl, he pulled me up.

"Why did you kneel down so quickly?" Ye Xiao sighed helplessly, "Even if you see my parents, you don't need to kneel down!"

"Ah..." "What? You want to see your parents-in-law so soon?"

"Night Owl!"

"They're coming at night!"

"what!"

I turned around and left to avoid any embarrassment.

But walking around, you will eventually walk back to the villa.

The ghost wall attack was already very brain-burning, not to mention it was arranged by the ghost king himself, so when I ran out of energy, I finally collapsed on the sofa.

"Ye Xiao, I want to find Uncle Da!"

"Ok!"

"Huh?" I jumped up hastily, "What do you mean?"

"I will send you and Uncle Da up before the first seven days!"

"Okay! Will you send us... have you found Uncle Da?" I reacted instantly and was shocked. "Have you found Uncle Da long ago?"

Night Owl shrugged, unable to comment.

"Then you still let us come down..."

"I want to introduce you to my parents!"

"What are you doing? I have a husband!" I immediately got angry. "The ultimate goal of me working so hard to jump up and down the Yin and Yang Realms is to go to the Beast Tomb to find him! What do you mean by bringing me back to your home to meet your parents? What? Cheating at both ends?"

"I was forced to get married!" Night Owl frowned, "If I don't bring a girl home, they will finalize my marriage without permission. I think you know better than anyone how painful it is to marry someone you don't like. Just like no matter how hard I try, I can't win your heart. We met once, can you help me? Just let me get through this difficulty. Anyway, it's fake and it doesn't mean you can marry me!"

"But... isn't it good to lie to your parents like this?"

To be honest, Night Owl really helped me a lot.

What's more, I have selfish motives.

He can't get married yet until his relationship with Ning Yi is confirmed.

"As long as you have the ability to stop them from asking me to get married!"

"You want me to pretend to be a bad wife?"

"Uh-huh!" Ye Xiao shrugged, "Let them know the disadvantages of me marrying a wife, then they won't dare to force me in the future!"

……

The butler prepared a sumptuous dinner and I was extremely nervous.

Although I didn't really meet my parents-in-law, I couldn't calm down emotionally.

"Little aunt, it's up to you!" Situ Jin said while applying makeup to me, "You must let the Ghost King's parents know how powerful you are. For them to mention the word daughter-in-law is as painful as being exposed to ultraviolet rays!"

When Situ Jin knew that Ye Xiao was the Ghost King, he was shocked beyond measure.

But it has come to this point, and there is no way to hide it.

In order to change my image, he took the initiative to ask Ying to paint me in girly clothes.

No matter in the world of heaven or in the underworld, parents all like well-behaved girls, the kind that are suitable for marriage!
  Especially the ghost king's wife will be the queen of the ghost clan in the future.

In addition to being elegant and dignified, he is also known to be scholastic and rational.

"complete!"

Situ Jin dropped his eyebrow pencil and clapped his hands hard.

"You look like you're not easy to mess with right now!"

"Would you like a cigarette?"

"Chewing bubble gum is enough!"

I took the bubble gum that Situ Jin gave me, took it and stuffed it into my mouth tremblingly.

"Remember, too much is too much. You are not fighting alone now, but for the great Ghost King!"

"Smooter!"

"You're kidding! He's the King of Ghosts!"

He hid upstairs for a long time, and finally went downstairs after being urged repeatedly by Situ Jin.

But the moment I left the room, I immediately got into character.

Walking down the stairs, I saw two middle-aged men and women with extraordinary temperaments.

The man was wearing a well-fitting suit, but it couldn't hide the muscles underneath.

The woman was wearing a luxurious cheongsam, and her movements were full of elegance.

Even though there are no expensive jewelry to set it off, the aura of luxury makes people unable to open their eyes.

When I appeared wearing a nose ring and lip nails, the smiles of both of them froze instantly.

very good!

This is the first step to success!
  The nose ring and lip nails are fake, but they look lifelike.

Especially my nose ring is very big, as exaggerated as the nose ring of a cow.

"Mom and Dad, let me introduce you!" Ye Xiao appeared at the right time and put his arm around my shoulders. "This is my girlfriend...Shen An'an!"

Having said this, Ye Xiao lowered his head and smiled at me.

"An'an, these are my parents!"

"Hey, Old Beibi!" I said hello carelessly before Ye Xiao's parents could react. "You are my Honey's daddy and mommy? You came in a hurry and didn't prepare anything. You won't mind, right? After all, I can't bear to spend money, and I don't know what you two old Beibi like. What are you wearing? It seems like an old antique! You don’t mind if I say that, do you?”

Seeing the complicated expressions on Ye Xiao's parents, I knew they were frightened by me.

This must be their first time meeting such an unruly girl.

"Here... sit down!" Father Ye coughed lightly.

They sat down upright and allowed the servants to lay out napkins for them.

And I grabbed the napkin, covered my nose, and blew it hard.

Even though nothing came out, the sound was really disgusting.

The muscles on Ye's father's and Ye's mother's cheeks twitched slightly, and the hands gathered in the air froze.

Night Owl held my hand under the table and motioned for me to keep up my efforts.

Suddenly, I became a drama queen.

"I'm sorry, I've always been very carefree. You won't mind, right?"

"Of course!" Ye Mu reluctantly raised her lips, "How did you and our Ye Xiao meet?"

"Bar!" I shouted nonchalantly.

"Bar?" Ye's father and night's mother looked at each other, "Are you working there because of your work-study program?"

"Work-study is nothing! I dropped out of school a long time ago! I pole dance in bars just because I can make quick money!"

"Pole dancing?!"

"Yes!" I hugged Ye Xiao, "Xiao Xiao is just fascinated by my dancing!"

Seeing Ye's father and mother's mouth open in shock, I raised my eyebrows at Ye Xiao triumphantly.

Night Owl didn't feel anything wrong at all and responded with a smile.

"By the way, can you swim?"

Suddenly, I aimed my artillery fire at the Night Mother.

"What... what do you mean?"

"I don't want Xiaoxiao to save me but not you when we both fall into the water at the same time! If you drown, I will be scolded!"

"Ah this..."

"I don't want to live with you in the future! You know, young people like to be independent! Xiaoxiao and I need to have enough of a world together so that we can give you some grandchildren! If you disturb me, I will be infertile. Are you responsible for infertility?"

"I……"

"And you!" I turned to Father Ye instantly, "You don't look old, and you haven't retired yet, so you can go out and make more money for us while you can still work. I won't care about you when you can't make any more money. Yours! When the time comes, I will find a nursing home for you and let you go there to take care of yourself! Then we will see you for ten or eight years, which will be considered as our filial piety!"

Hahaha!
  I won’t make you mad to death!
  Seeing Situ Jin secretly giving me a thumbs up, I got more into the role.

Although I kept apologizing in my heart, the road to seeing ghosts in the future was smooth, so I could only help Ye Xiao out of conscience.

'Snapped'

Night Mother stood up from the table and stared at Ye Xiao coldly.

"Ye Xiao, is this your wife?"

"Yes!" Ye Xiao stood up and nodded calmly, "I won't marry anyone but her!"

"Don't think about it anymore?" Ye Fu said tentatively and pointed at Situ Jin. "How about giving it a try with him?"

"Uncle, this is not a joke!" Situ Jin waved his hands repeatedly.

"I only want her!" Ye Xiao said firmly.

Night Mother said nothing, but walked away.

"Wife! Wife!"

Father Ye hurriedly pulled off the napkin and chased after him in a panic.

The scene was instantly embarrassing.

"Well..." I looked at Night Owl at a loss, "Did I go too far? If I had just taken it step by step, would it have been easier for them to accept it? Or..."

Before he finished speaking, two shining figures appeared.

Two handsome men and beautiful women dressed in punk attire and non-mainstream appearance appeared in front of them.

Just as she was surprised, the woman pushed aside her slanted bangs that covered her face, revealing her heavily made-up face.

"It's you!"

The man and woman in front of them, dressed like a Christmas tree, are actually Night Owl's parents!

"This is my special swimming certificate!" Night Mother licked her lip nail, "I signed up for a swimming training class as early as after my confinement, and finally successfully upgraded from a student to a swimming instructor! As a mother of a boy , we must be sensible enough to foresee all dangers, and nip all dangers in the cradle!”

"I can also swim!" Father Ye said hurriedly, "And in order to prevent accidents, I have ordered people to cover the Wangchuan River! You and your mother will never have the chance to fall into the river at the same time!"

"We don't have children!" Night Mother said immediately, "If we don't have children, we won't be able to take care of the children!"

what happened?

They want to cut off my escape!

"I'm going to have a baby! I'm going to have a difficult delivery!"

"Protect you!" Night Father and Night Mother said in unison, "If we can't protect you, we will kill Ye Xiao and bury you with him! In short, we only keep you in our hearts!"

Damn!

If this continues, I should be tempted!

In other words, any girl will be moved by these ‘sensible’ parents-in-law!

Wait, my purpose is to make them hate me!
  "I'm going to send you to a nursing home!"

"We have already booked the nursing home ourselves!" Father Ye clapped his hands with a smile, "We can move in tomorrow!"

"Ye Xiao and I can only see you once every ten to eight years!"

"Listen!" Ye's father couldn't help but glare at Ye's mother, "What a sensible daughter-in-law, we only saw our parents once every hundred years!"

"Yes! For the sake of our health, my daughter-in-law also asked us to go out to work so we can continue to exercise. Where can we find such a considerate child?"

Night Mother said this with a smile and overturned the dishes on the table.

"I'm so happy today! To celebrate my son finding such a well-behaved wife, I decided to perform a pole dance for everyone!"

"Daughter-in-law, watch your waist! I haven't danced for thousands of years, so stop flashing!"

"You're kidding! I was a famous nightclub queen back then! I was always worried that my future daughter-in-law would hate my rebellious mother-in-law, but I didn't expect that she would be the same type of person as us!"

"Yes! My son has good eyesight!"

wrong!

This is not the result I want!
  Seeing the night mother roaring and trying to climb up the pole, I hurriedly pulled off my nose ring and lip nail.

"Yes... I'm sorry! I... these are all lies!"

He picked up a wet wipe to remove the heavy makeup on his face and pulled off the colorful wig, then rubbed his hands and looked at Ye Fu and Ye Mu.

After they looked at each other, they immediately straightened their posture.

"Our daughter-in-law is so beautiful without makeup!"

"Yeah! My son has such a good eye!"

I:"?"

"When will you get married?"

I:"!?"

"It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day, just today!"

I:"!!!!"

Seeing Night Mother pulling off her jewelry and stuffing it into my arms, I realized that something was going wrong.

Is Night Owl teasing me on purpose?
  he is!

I glared at Ye Xiao bitterly, and I hurriedly pulled off the jewelry and gave it back to Ye Mu.

"Auntie, I have a husband!"

Finally, Night Father and Night Mother stopped moving.

When their eyes all looked at Night Owl, I finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Xiao'er, since Miss Shen already has a husband, I'll give you a hard time...just be a kid!"

Make it small? !
  "It's hard to find someone you like. Your mother and I support you!"

"It's okay if you don't marry into your wife, and you take her husband's surname! Your father and I will pretend that we never gave birth to a son like you. If our health is still good, we can try to have a second child!"

"It's not uncle and aunt, you misunderstood! Ye Xiao and I..."

Ye Xiao's parents turned a deaf ear and enthusiastically planned the future for me and Ye Xiao.

The night owl looked at me with a smile, an expression that had nothing to do with him.

Damn!

I originally wanted to catch a turtle in an urn, but I didn't expect that I was the trapped turtle.

……