After offering the wrong incense, the fairy family forced me to pledge myself to you

Chapter 30 Automatic flushing toilet

I hate Yan Ruyu!

Hate her holy mother!

But while I hate her, I also envy her "great wisdom and stupidity".

She was using her own way to punish Li Zheng invisibly.

Yan Ruyu's true love died, and she had long lost her belief in survival.

The reason why he allowed them to humiliate him before was to atone for his sins.

In the end, she used her opportunity to reincarnate in exchange for Li Zheng's dying years, while Li Zheng, who had lost his wife and enemies, could only survive in his old age.

In endless thoughts and pain, he died.

There is a saying that goes, 'Death is not painful, living is painful'.

After burying Yan Ruyu's bones, I summoned Baojiaxian.

"Xianjia, I'm getting married!"

"Congratulations!" Ning Zhen said casually, "Then there will be one more person to offer sacrifices to me!"

"The Immortal Family is a fake marriage!"

Next, I will tell you all about the deal I made with the female ghost Fang Fang.

"I summoned the Xianjia out because I wanted the Xianjia to secretly protect me. What if Fang Fang possessed me and couldn't come off?"

"Who cares about your body?" Ning Yi sneered.

I,"……"

"Okay, I know what to do!"

……

Big red word for happiness, dragon and phoenix candles.

Grandpa Luo was wearing a Chinese tunic suit and his gray hair was combed smoothly.

He seemed a little nervous and fidgeted with the red flower on his chest from time to time.

"grandfather!"

Just when he was hesitating whether to go out, the head teacher Luo Li hurried in carrying a gift.

"Lili, you're here!"

"Why is it so sudden?" Luo Li said with a smile, "Grandpa, you are so fashionable, you have already learned how to get married in a flash!"

"What kind of flash marriage?" Grandpa Luo's old face became angry, "We have been in love for a long time!"

"I'm so happy to see grandpa happy!" The head teacher covered her mouth and snickered, "I will have an extra grandma in the future!"

"Yes, Lili!" Grandpa Luo sighed softly, "From now on, you must respect grandma just like you honor grandpa, otherwise grandpa will be angry!"

"Don't worry, Grandpa!" The head teacher looked around, "Where is my grandma?"

"Fang'er, come out!"

Suddenly, Grandpa Luo shouted in my direction.

"I'm so nervous!" Fang Fang whispered, "My legs are weak!"

"That's my leg!" I said angrily.

"No, I can't walk. Please help me move out!"

At the critical moment, you have to rely on me.

Taking a deep breath, I opened the curtain and walked out slowly.

"Hey, Shen An'an, why are you here?" Luo Li said and looked behind me, "Where is my grandma?"

"It's far away, yet so close!" Grandpa Luo tugged on his clothes, straightened his posture and pointed at me. "Call grandma!"

Luo Li was stunned for a moment, then looked straight at me.

"Grandpa, today is not April Fool's Day!"

"Grandpa, does it look like you are joking?" Grandpa Luo immediately turned down his face, "This is the girl I want to marry in my dreams!"

Luo Li opened her mouth, then pulled away.

"Look how happy the child is!" Fang Fang said shyly.

Ah hello!

This was so happy, but it was clear that he couldn't bear it for a while and passed away!

……

Fang Fang was true to her word, paid homage to Grandpa Luo and left.

Before leaving, he promised Grandpa Luo that he would wait for him, provided that Grandpa Luo spent the rest of his life well.

But I have a big headache here!

When Luo Li appeared at the door of the haunted house with her suitcase in hand, we looked at each other in embarrassment and didn't know what to say for a moment.

"Old Ban, actually the incident with Grandpa Luo was a misunderstanding!"

"I've seen it with my own eyes and you're still fooling me?" the head teacher interrupted me anxiously, "Shen An'an, your seniority is too high, isn't it? Why do you think you are trying to trick my grandfather? Are you trying to trick my grandfather's retirement salary of three Thousands and five dollars, or are you thinking that my grandfather loves to do Tai Chi and never takes a shower?"

"The person who married Grandpa Luo is a ghost!"

Seeing that Luo Li was about to go crazy, I quickly shouted loudly.Luo Li was silent for a moment, her expression solemn.

"How do I usually teach you? It doesn't matter whether you study well or not, what matters is your character! How dare you lie to me!"

Luo Li said, then raised her hand to hit me.

I turned around and ran, but she forced me into a corner.

"I'm possessed by a ghost!"

Seeing that Luo Li's slap was about to fall on me, I yelled hastily.

"And the last time she fell from the roof, it was also caused by being possessed by a ghost. The one who married Grandpa Luo was called Fang Fang, who was Grandpa Luo's first love. She has been following Grandpa Luo since she drowned. Her biggest wish is to marry Him! And I’m just doing them a small favor!”

I didn't plan to sue Luo Li!
Because I couldn't explain things like ghosts at all, and it would make her misunderstand that I had a mental problem.

But I'm afraid if I don't tell the truth, Luo Li's CPU will be burned out!

Luo Li was silent for a long time, then suddenly hugged me.

"An'an, it's okay, it's okay! We treat illnesses, and the teacher will not give up on you!"

For a moment, I was speechless and choked.

Because there was only one bed in the haunted house, Luo Li slept with me.

I thought she would recognize the bed, but unexpectedly she started snoring early.

When I finally fell asleep, I was suddenly awakened by a scream.

He sat up subconsciously, but found that Luo Li was not around.

Luo Li hurriedly put on her shoes and stumbled in.

"Wash your hands...bathroom!"

"What happened to the bathroom?"

"There's something dirty in the bathroom!"

Luo Li's face turned green and white, and her usual sharp teeth were gone.

"Dirty? I've obviously cleaned it!"

"No! Luo Li shook her head vigorously, "It's... a ghost! "

As soon as he said the word "ghost", the door slammed shut with a loud bang.

Luo Li jumped up in fright and hung on me.

"Old Ban, calm down!"

"I can't calm down!" Luo Li's lips kept trembling, "I...I wanted to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, but something pushed me away just as I was about to go in! I didn't take it to heart at first, thinking I was asleep. I was hallucinating. But when I tried to lean over again, the toilet suddenly flushed automatically!"

"No way?"

I frowned and couldn't help but look at the swing made of hanging ropes in the courtyard.

I have already said hello to the ghost couple about the head teacher coming to stay temporarily.

It makes no sense for them to be frightening towards me, but behind my back to scare the head teacher!

"real!"

"I gonna go see!"

I walked in front, followed by the head teacher.

When we reached the door of the toilet, the head teacher distanced himself.

After hesitating for a moment, I opened the door.

The white toilet appeared in front of me in an instant.

"No problem!" I spread my hands in confusion, "You..."

Before I could finish my words, the sound of flushing water suddenly came from behind me.

He quickly turned around and saw Ning Zhen, who was looking ashen.

His hand was on the flush button.

"What are you doing?" I asked in surprise.

"It's my turn to ask you this!" Ning Yi glared at me and gritted his teeth, "What kind of incense did you light for me? My legs were weak before, but now I want to but can't! I haven't had sex for three days. Great relief!”

Oops!

Is there too much incense mixed with montmorillonite powder?

"Then why do you keep pressing the toilet?"

"I want to use the sound of flushing water to stimulate the urge to defecate!"

"what!"

Before I could respond, the head teacher screamed.

She turned around and ran wildly, unable to stop her.

The head teacher didn't give me a chance to explain at all. He packed up his luggage and fled as if to leave the haunted house.

……

(End of this chapter)