After offering the wrong incense, the fairy family forced me to pledge myself to you

Chapter 50 The Junction of Yin and Yang

Want to make a corpse look better?

Isn't this difficult for me?
I'm not a body beautician.

But if I didn’t agree to minus 4, I was afraid that I wouldn’t be able to successfully complete the call, so I had no choice but to agree.

But when I saw the body, I instantly regretted it!
The male body was so swollen that the body bag was bulging. As soon as he carefully opened the zipper, it slid to the bottom with a squeaking sound.

Then a body that was floating until it was translucent came into view.

Probably because the body is too full of water, the face has been completely deformed.

The whole thing looks like over-fermented steamed buns.

I accidentally pressed the cheek of the corpse, and actually made a depression directly.

Because of the poor rebound, the ginger liquid seeping out of the pores instantly overflowed the small hole.

Fortunately, after Minus 4, the next twelve morgues were quiet.

So, I successfully finished the roll call before one o'clock.

I packed everything up in a hurry, turned around and left.

But as soon as he reached the door, he was stopped by the incomprehensible voice of No. 4.

"stop……"

"I already promised you, what else do you want?"

I froze in place, not daring to turn my head.

"I want to tell you... I will only help you settle tonight... you will have to ask for happiness every night in the future..."

"What?" I was startled and turned around quickly to look at the tightly closed Minus 4 morgue. "I promised to help you look better, but you actually went back on my word! Is it amazing for a ghost? Can a ghost not be trustworthy?"

"As long as you help me look better, I can only ensure that I don't make trouble..."

"What's the difference?"

"The difference is that there is one less ghost to torment you...hehehehe..."

Wow, why am I so unlucky?

I glanced at the morgue angrily, then turned around and left dejectedly.

I used to feel sleepy while reading, but now I feel energetic all of a sudden.

So, I simply continued studying.

However, Minus 4 kept his word, and there was no strange movement in the funeral home that night.

When I opened the door at six o'clock in the morning, I happened to see Director He walking towards me.

"Director He!"

I yelled and rushed over.

"Here!" Director He held up two reusable bags, "Quanjude's roast duck, I'll make it for you for breakfast!"

"How can anyone eat roast duck so early in the morning?"

"There are also soybean juice and burnt rings. I don't know if you are used to eating them, so I specially asked Lao Chen to make a cup of papaya stewed with snow clams. I heard it is good for girls' health! You need to use your brain to study. Really? It’ll be more nourishing!”

What is this called?

Originally, I wanted to protest to Director He, but in the end, I was almost speechless after being given a sugar-coated bomb!

No!

I can't be fooled by materials, after all, my life is the most important.

"Director He, I have to talk to you about something!"

"Don't even think about resigning!" Director He said seriously.

"No!" I waved my hand quickly, "You must sit down and talk to me face to face!"

Director He frowned, opened his sleeves and looked at the watch on his wrist.

Then he raised his head and looked at me, nodding lightly.

……

After arriving in the lounge, I poured Director He a cup of tea.After Director He finished drinking slowly, he sat down opposite him.

"You know that those Group B customers in the morgue will 'come to life' when roll call comes, right?"

Actually, I wanted to say 'fake corpse', but after thinking about it for a long time, I still didn't dare.

"Ok!"

"Ok?"

Director He Feng Qingyun said "Hmm" calmly, which made me even more annoyed.

"Why else would I ask you to call your name?" Director He spread his hands seriously.

"You should have told me earlier so that I could be mentally prepared!"

"What kind of mental preparation do you need? Can they inform you in advance about a haunting? If you don't tell you, you will be forced to remain unchanged in response to any changes! Facts have proved that you can withstand the test!"

"But... but they not only made things difficult for me but also made rude demands!"

"What's the request?" Director He suddenly looked curious.

"Minus 4 asked me to help him look better!"

"Ouch, this is difficult!" Director He smacked his lips, "This Minus 4 is a drowned giant, and it has lost its human shape! The word "good-looking" will never be associated with him!"

"Then what should I do? Don't you have a body beautician?"

"Yes!" Curator He curled his lips, "But I was scared away! When I was doing a beauty treatment on a customer, he suddenly sat up and sang in a big sedan chair! How can I make up for this lie? You said he accidentally swallowed it before he died. A Bluetooth headset?”

"That's true!" I nodded in agreement, "If I don't say anything, I can still lie to her and say it's a muscle reflex!"

"That's right!" Director He sighed, "The child was so frightened that she crawled out of the funeral home. I thought about bringing some gifts to express my condolences in person, but I found out that she had blocked me!"

"What about me?" I pointed to my nose, "I'm here to look after the door!"

"We have so many skills that we are overwhelmed!" Director He smiled, "If you don't know how, let's learn!"

"Learn?" I stared wide-eyed, "Do you think this is cooking instant noodles? Can you learn it as soon as you learn it?"

"Hey, you can't say that! In fact, cooking instant noodles is not easy! It has to boil the water first, and then..."

"Director He, don't fight with me!" I pointed to the calendar on the wall, "What about this one? Why does the time on the calendar and mobile phone always show the Ghost Festival?"

"Where is the funeral home?" Director He put away his smile and looked at me seriously.

"A place to say goodbye to the dead!"

"A person's life will go through many stages, and this is their last journey! The corpses in the Yang world are cremated, and the souls that have left the body enter the underworld. Yang turns to Yin, and Yin turns to Yang. Therefore, the funeral parlor can also be regarded as the junction of Yin and Yang!"

"The intersection of yin and yang?"

"That's right!" Director He nodded gently, "The souls of those corpses that have not been laid to rest cannot rest in peace, and this place has become their temporary shelter. The time at the junction of Yin and Yang has always been on the Ghost Festival because the gate of hell is so close. On days when it is open, the yin energy will be stronger than usual, which can prevent them from being destroyed by the overwhelming yang energy. Although this place is nominally the junction of yin and yang, it is still the territory of the yang world after all."

"I understand!" I murmured and nodded, suddenly thinking of something. "But why not send them to their graves?"

"Only family members can send the deceased to his grave, and those in the morgue are all ownerless remains." Director He said with a gloomy face, "Originally, the unknown corpses had a fixed storage period in the funeral parlor. When the time is up, they can be They were treated without pollution, but I thought they were pitiful and that’s why I kept them until now.”

Speaking of this, Director He stared at me intently.

"Xiao Shen, it only takes a few minutes to cremate them, but the remains that are not buried will become lonely ghosts forever after being cremated!"

"Director, I sympathize with them too! But who sympathizes with me? I am a little girl..."

"I'll give you a raise!"

Before I could finish speaking, Director He raised a finger.

"Increase it to ten thousand?"

In an instant, my eyes lit up.

"Are you a money addict?" Director He frowned, "I mean I'll give you an extra 100 yuan every month!"

"make a deal!"

I grabbed Director He's finger, fearing that he would regret it.

"You are not only a money-crazy, but also a worthless money-crazy!" Director He sighed, "Let's go, I'll send you to school!"

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(End of this chapter)