After offering the wrong incense, the fairy family forced me to pledge myself to you

Chapter 53 Fairy family, scratch my itch

Did Ning Yi grow up drinking dichlorvos?Why are the words you say so poisonous?
Although he was supporting me, it just sounded uncomfortable.

Did he really relieve my pain?

Thinking of this, I narrowed my eyes.

After thinking for a moment, I secretly pinched my thigh flesh and then twisted it hard.

"what!"

Ning Zhen's exclamation scared me so much that I almost jumped up.

"What are you doing?"

"What are you doing?" Ning Zhen asked angrily.

"I...I want to try to see if there is really no pain!"

"Try a woolen yarn!" Ning Zhen glared at me and gritted his teeth, "Don't you know whether it hurts when your arm is injured like that?"

Oh, too!
Although the doctor gave me anesthesia, the pain became more and more painful as time went by.

But now, I feel nothing at all.

"Hey, it really doesn't hurt anymore!" I happily threw up my arm that was in plaster, "Thank you, Xianjia!"

"Please calm down for me!" Ning Yi frowned and pinched my head, pushing me down on the chair and sitting down. "Hurry up and recover from your injuries! Otherwise, who will take care of me?"

I nodded quickly, but as I nodded, I suddenly felt an extremely itchy feeling during the lecture.

I wanted to scratch it, but my arm was stretched so straight that I couldn't bend it at all.

So I tilted my head, curled up my neck, and twisted my shoulders left and right, trying to move my muscles to squeeze the itchy spot.

But this action didn't help, instead it made it more and more itchy.

When it was so itchy that I couldn't help but grin, Ning Ting held my restless shoulders.

"Damn girl, what's wrong with you?"

"Itchy back!"

"I thought you had changed your body!" Ning Yi muttered.

Wow, it’s really itchy!

"Xianjia, please help me scratch it!"

"what?"

"Tickle me!" I twisted as hard as if I was covered in maggots. "I can't reach it!"

"Did you eat the heart of a bear and the courage of a leopard? How dare you let me tickle you?"

Ning Yi was very angry at my request.

But if I could do this myself, why would I be so humble as to ask him?

I'd better go and do it myself!

Pushing Ning Yi away, I quickly pressed my back against the wall.

Then, he twisted his body vigorously.

"What are you doing?" Ning Zhen looked at the scene in front of him, his face filled with confusion.

"Tickle!"

"you……"

"Ugh, I can't scratch it!"

Not only could it not be scratched, the itch that was originally on the surface seemed to have seeped into the pores, and even the bone marrow was itching.

"These believers are really getting worse from generation to generation!"

Ning Yi said this impatiently and grabbed my Tianling Gai.

He quickly turned me over and pressed me hard against the wall.

"where?"

"Xianjia, are you willing to help me?"

I was a little flattered by Ning Yi's move.

"Stop talking nonsense!" Ning Yi said in a cold tone, "Where are you?"

"It's right between the two little wings!"

"Little wings?"

"Oh, it's the shoulder blades!" I said hurriedly, "I'm used to calling them little wings!"

"You have little wings, but you don't have a brain!"

After complaining, Ning Yi pointed his fingers hard at my back.

"A bit above!"

"This?"

"Yes! Take this as the center point and scratch it radially in all directions!"

"Are you ordering me?" Ning Yi suddenly stopped.

"No, no! I'm just discussing with the Xian family!"

"I can scratch me as much as I want!" Ning Ding started scratching my back randomly as if he was going crazy.

When the force is too strong, I even feel like my ribs are going to fall apart.

When it is mild, the itching becomes worse.

But I dare not say that I can just bear with the immortal family I provoke!
Finally, with Ning Yi's help, the itching on the back stopped.

I hurriedly stopped, and Ning Bing also stopped angrily.

"Xianjia, can you do me one more favor?"

"Shen An'an, don't go too far!" Ning Zheng lifted me up, "How dare you do it again and again..."

"Xianjia, you just called my name!" Feeling that Ning Zhen's anger level was about to reach the end of the report, I hurriedly interrupted him. "How come my ordinary name sounds so nice when called by a noble from the Immortal Family?"

I don’t know if what Yunyu taught me can be used on men, but in order to avoid being beaten, I can only give it a try.

Quick Edition Tea Cure No. 15: Don’t be stingy in praising the other person, even if you want to tear him apart!When the other party is forgetful and ecstatic, turn the sweet words into poison that penetrates the intestines and kill him with one move!
"You..." Ning Yan let go of me angrily, "What evil did I commit?"

Taking out a heavy breath, Ning Yi turned away.

"Say!"

"Can you get me some steamed buns?"

"Wait!"

……

While I was eating steamed buns and reading a book, there was a sudden knock on the door outside.

Holding the steamed bun in his mouth, he went to open the door, and when he looked up, he saw Situ Jin.

"manage……"

Subconsciously, I wanted to say hello, but when I opened my mouth, the bun fell instantly.

I wanted to pick it up and throw it into the trash can, but Situ Jin stepped on it.

"You just eat this?"

When Situ Jin said this, his eyes were filled with sympathy.

"Yes, Teacher Situ, I..."

"Why didn't you tell me if you had any difficulties?" Situ Jin interrupted me with a serious look on his face, "You work part-time in a place like this and only eat steamed buns the whole time?"

Well, I eat steamed buns because I am tired of eating so much meat and fish in the funeral parlor these days.

Just these steamed buns, Ning Yi went through all the hard work to steal them for me!
"actually……"

"How can Feng Qingluan have the heart to kill you when you are such a hard-working, hard-working person?"

Situ Jin's next words made me give up the idea of ​​explaining.

"Teacher Situ, actually I don't blame Student Feng!"

"Are you explaining for her?" Situ Jin frowned, "What are you afraid of?"

"I……"

"Are you worried that you would not be able to pay for the hospitalization fee when you secretly ran away from the hospital? Just because your injuries were so serious, it completely constitutes intentional injury!" At this point, Situ Jin's expression became solemn. "I'm responsible for finding the best lawyer to help you win this lawsuit!"

"No! No!" Hearing this, I quickly shook my head.

This injury was originally caused by me, so it makes no sense for Feng Qingluan to take the blame.

She can be despicable, but I cannot be shameless.

The most important thing is, why do I feel that Situ Jin wants to use my hand to destroy Feng Qingluan?
"Teacher Situ, were you once a forensic doctor?"

Seeing the resentment on Situ Jin's face, I quickly changed the topic.

"Yes!" Situ Jin nodded.

"Then do you know how to beautify corpses?"

"you……"

Situ Jin stared at me and hesitated to speak.

When my scalp was numb from staring, his eyes overflowed with damn sympathy again.

"Do you want to learn how to beautify corpses and make more money?"

"exactly!"

Thank you teacher for finding such a good reason for me, otherwise I really don’t know how to explain it.

“I learned some while practicing forensic medicine!”

"Then can you teach me?" I suddenly raised my arms ninety degrees, and then clasped my hands together. "I want to learn one more technique!"

"But this is difficult!" Situ Jin frowned, "Not only do you have to overcome the fear of death, but you also have to calmly face all kinds of corpses, some of which are even broken and miserable."

"I'm not afraid!" I said quickly, "otherwise I wouldn't be working part-time here!"

"Well, I'll teach you another day!"

"No other day, just today! I go to work at midnight, there are still a few hours left!"

"But..." Situ Jin looked around, then stretched out his hand to wipe his forehead. "Then let's start with anatomy! Only by understanding the basic structure of the human body can we better restore the deceased to their original state!"

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(End of this chapter)