Four-and-a-half-year-old baby girl: My seven brothers spoiled me after I came down from the mountain
Chapter 279 Beware of becoming fish porridge
Chapter 279 Beware of becoming fish porridge
"I want to eat fish!"
"I want shrimp!"
"I want to eat meat!"
Next door, Lian Tianyi sat on the ground and rolled around, howling at the top of his lungs. He was so angry that he cried loudly.
At the door, Chuzhou came over to watch the excitement. She looked up at Xi Yan, grabbed his hand and put it on her ears to cover her.
He held the bowl in his little fat paws, slurping and eating, staring at the yard with his big black eyes.
Qin Er helped her carry the dishes and asked curiously: "Why is he crying?"
"Crying about the cake." Congee swallowed the rice in his mouth and said while the chopsticks were in his mouth, "Of course he will cry if he is only given the cake but not eaten."
If someone dared to draw a cake for her and only let her see it, she would burst into tears!
In the yard, Lian Pei also had a severe headache. He originally just wanted to coax his son, but he didn't expect that he kept thinking about it and clamoring to get it for him.
Seeing Wu Xiaowen standing aside, he said: "You also want to think of a way, just let Yiyi cry like this?"
Wu Xiaowen pinched his brows tiredly, "I told you, don't tell your children about things they can't do."
"So you're blaming me? We agreed when we got married that the man would take care of the outside and the woman would take care of the house. I would work hard outside to make money, but you can't even take care of the children?"
Hearing this, Wu Xiaowen's face suddenly turned ugly.
Porridge frowned, tilted his head and asked in confusion: "Isn't that little fool your child?"
The childish voice sounded, and Lian Pei was startled. He knew that she was Qin Lie's daughter, so he didn't say anything more. He only said patiently: "Of course Yiyi is my child. They are just a family. Of course, the division of labor must be clear. I am responsible for raising the family. Isn't it normal for a mother to be responsible for taking care of her children? You can't just let me do everything."
"My dad does everything!" Congee put his hands on his chubby waist and shook his little head proudly, "My dad goes to work every day and is very busy, but he also stays with me."
"Besides, you told me to let my aunt take care of the children, so don't interfere when my aunt takes care of the children. My grandma never interferes when my father spanks me!"
The little girl is not even taller than her legs, but she raises her plump chin and imparts parenting lessons in a serious manner, which makes people laugh.
[Pfft, I’m laughing so hard, hahaha, so why is she so proud?You are so proud of yourself for being beaten! 】
[I was a little angry at first, and wanted to say that Lian Pei would just let go of the child, and stop beeping when he was educating the mother. Why are you pretending to be a good person? Unexpectedly, Chu Bao said everything I wanted to say, but with There’s no need to give an example yourself! 】
[Congee is right!When it's the most annoying time to teach the children, someone is there to protect them, which is a total disservice. If you have the ability, you should really show off the meat. Just say it casually, leaving all the work to the wife, but he really has it. 】
Wu Xiaowen didn't expect that Congee would speak for her. She was stunned for a moment and couldn't help but feel warm in her heart.
Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly saw Yu Mian's family coming over. Apparently he had heard these words just now. He looked at the porridge and frowned: "Little girl, you are a junior, how can you accuse your elders? It's so rude."
Congee was stunned, and Zhaocaifa also stood up straight, wondering where this smelly thing came from.
Xi Yan still thought she was frightened, his face sank, he walked up, pulled Porridge behind him to protect him, and sneered unceremoniously: "Our child, it is your turn to point fingers? What, you are You’ve lived for thousands of years and you really like being an elder so much?”
How dare he say that he is a bastard!
Yu Mian's eyes suddenly burst into flames.
When Xi Yan participated in the debut show, Yu Mian, who was his mentor at the time, looked down on him and advised him to change his career. However, Xi Yan became an instant success, won the championship, and slapped Yu Mian in the face. Later, the two met again, and Xi Yan Yan also never gave him face.
Yu Mian stared at him closely, remembering the ridicule he had suffered over the years, his face became even colder, "Talent is useless without character."
"Then you are praising my little uncle for his talent?" Congee's little head poked out from behind Xi Yan and said happily, "My little uncle is better than you, so it's useless for you to be jealous."
"Who is jealous of him?" Yu Mian said angrily as if he had been stabbed in the foot.
Chuzhou ignored him, snorted softly, ran towards Lian Tianyi, picked him up, threw him into Lian Pei's arms, and quickly stuffed a talisman into his pocket, Little Fat Claw Extremely flexible and unnoticed.
Porridge took a step back and said: "Whoever told you to give you meat is the one you go to. We are not three-year-old kids anymore. The injustice has its owner, and the meat has its owner. We have to make a distinction between meat and vegetables." People! Uncle, you must do what you promised to the children."
Huo Jian nodded in agreement, it was annoying that his father always lied to him and kept his words.
After doing all this, Zouzhou ran back to the next door, quickly took the fish they hadn't cooked, and handed it to Wu Xiaowen, "Auntie, this is for you to eat."
Wu Xiaowen was stunned. He didn't expect the little girl to do this. He declined with some embarrassment: "Thank you, Congee, but no, it's not easy for you."
"No, it's easy to catch fish." Congee puffed up his chest proudly, "I'm so good!"
As he said that, he stuffed the fish into her hand without any explanation, lowered his head and touched the place on her leg where Lian Tianyi had just kicked him, raised his head and asked, "Auntie, does your leg still hurt?" Hearing her words , Wu Xiaowen couldn't help but feel a sore nose. She never expected that the first person to ask her if it hurt would be someone else's child.
Even my husband didn’t ask.
Probably because of how strong a child can be, a kick doesn't hurt much.
Also, he doesn't have children, so how could he know these things.
She smiled bitterly, her eyes full of sourness.
For some reason, Lian Pei felt extremely uncomfortable. This emotion came out of nowhere. He touched his heart and felt a little confused. Then he looked at his son in his arms and suddenly raised his hand and spanked him on the butt.
After the beating, he was stunned. Why did he beat his son?
But when he got angry just now, he did it subconsciously.
Lian Tian was stunned and a little dumbfounded. The next moment, he cried "Wow" louder.
Wu Xiaowen was about to speak, but Chuzhou suddenly stuffed a talisman on her body. She originally wanted to step forward to comfort the child, but instead frowned and said: "Why are you spanking the child? If you have something to say, don't say it well." Tell me?"
That tone was exactly the same as Lian Pei's.
Lian Pei's brows rose, and his heart became more sour, but it was clear that he never felt this way when he said this before.
How is this going.
He was puzzled and wanted to explain, but couldn't.
[Now you know how uncomfortable it is, people, even standing and talking doesn’t hurt your back. 】
[Why do I feel like these two people suddenly switched. But having said that, in the last issue, I felt that Director Lian didn’t respect his wife very much. He was a chauvinist and acted like a hands-off shopkeeper at home. This time, it was even more so when he brought a child. At first glance, he was at home. He doesn't take care of children at all, but his wife has a pretty good temper, which is why she gets used to him even more. 】
[I hope my sister will stand up and let him take care of the children. You will know how difficult it will be. 】
[To be honest, Yu Mian is a little annoyed. This is a family matter, and he doesn’t know what to say when he jumps out. 】
Upon seeing this, Yu Mian's fans immediately jumped out.
[What do you mean upstairs? Yu Mian also means well. 】
As soon as they came out, Xi Yan's fans were not to be outdone and said: "Oh, did you have good intentions when you persuaded us, Yan Yan, to change careers?"Haha, some people just like to use the name of their seniors to suppress others, so stop being disgusting. 】
The two families had never dealt with each other, and it didn't take long before they started to quarrel.
The guests couldn't see the barrage, but Qin Yan noticed that Lian Pei and Wu Xiaowen didn't look right. He glanced at the little girl covering her mouth and snickering, and suddenly stepped forward to pick her up and put her head in his arms. Blocking her expression, she said as if to avoid suspicion: "We're leaving first, you guys are busy first."
With that said, he hugged Porridge and left in a hurry.
Lu Yanyu and the others thought he was a little strange, but they didn't think much about it and immediately followed him.
Qin Yan didn't let them follow him, threw away the cameraman, ran to a corner with the porridge, put his hands on the wall, trapped the little girl in the corner, and asked, "What did you do to them?"
Hearing this, Congee was a little surprised. He didn't expect that the third uncle was not stupid and he actually discovered it.
She rolled her eyes, poked them with her chubby fingers, blinked, and said innocently: "It's nothing, I just put an empathy charm on them."
"What is an empathy charm?"
"It's just that their moods are connected. Uncle can feel aunt's mood, and aunt can also feel the same as him. Let's exchange the two of them." As he said, Qorui pouted and muttered, "Uncle San is so cool." Stupid, you don’t even know this.”
The corner of Qin Yan's mouth twitched. Who could know about the bunch of weird talismans she had.
No wonder the two of them reacted that way just now.
Thinking back on it, it was just an exchange.
He slapped his forehead and said with a headache: "Congee, let's discuss it. Can you discuss it with me before taking action next time? Otherwise, there is no way to explain such a big change between the two of them."
Afraid that the little girl would do something random, he deliberately threatened: "Be careful, if someone discovers you, they will take you away, tie you to the experimental table, and cut you into fish fillets and porridge!"
Hearing this, Porridge's little face wrinkled, and she looked at him with some words, then looked behind him, shook her head, and said sympathetically: "Uncle, you're done."
Qin Yan didn't understand what she meant. Just as he was about to ask, he heard a voice from the side: "Is this how you scare Churro?"
(End of this chapter)
"I want to eat fish!"
"I want shrimp!"
"I want to eat meat!"
Next door, Lian Tianyi sat on the ground and rolled around, howling at the top of his lungs. He was so angry that he cried loudly.
At the door, Chuzhou came over to watch the excitement. She looked up at Xi Yan, grabbed his hand and put it on her ears to cover her.
He held the bowl in his little fat paws, slurping and eating, staring at the yard with his big black eyes.
Qin Er helped her carry the dishes and asked curiously: "Why is he crying?"
"Crying about the cake." Congee swallowed the rice in his mouth and said while the chopsticks were in his mouth, "Of course he will cry if he is only given the cake but not eaten."
If someone dared to draw a cake for her and only let her see it, she would burst into tears!
In the yard, Lian Pei also had a severe headache. He originally just wanted to coax his son, but he didn't expect that he kept thinking about it and clamoring to get it for him.
Seeing Wu Xiaowen standing aside, he said: "You also want to think of a way, just let Yiyi cry like this?"
Wu Xiaowen pinched his brows tiredly, "I told you, don't tell your children about things they can't do."
"So you're blaming me? We agreed when we got married that the man would take care of the outside and the woman would take care of the house. I would work hard outside to make money, but you can't even take care of the children?"
Hearing this, Wu Xiaowen's face suddenly turned ugly.
Porridge frowned, tilted his head and asked in confusion: "Isn't that little fool your child?"
The childish voice sounded, and Lian Pei was startled. He knew that she was Qin Lie's daughter, so he didn't say anything more. He only said patiently: "Of course Yiyi is my child. They are just a family. Of course, the division of labor must be clear. I am responsible for raising the family. Isn't it normal for a mother to be responsible for taking care of her children? You can't just let me do everything."
"My dad does everything!" Congee put his hands on his chubby waist and shook his little head proudly, "My dad goes to work every day and is very busy, but he also stays with me."
"Besides, you told me to let my aunt take care of the children, so don't interfere when my aunt takes care of the children. My grandma never interferes when my father spanks me!"
The little girl is not even taller than her legs, but she raises her plump chin and imparts parenting lessons in a serious manner, which makes people laugh.
[Pfft, I’m laughing so hard, hahaha, so why is she so proud?You are so proud of yourself for being beaten! 】
[I was a little angry at first, and wanted to say that Lian Pei would just let go of the child, and stop beeping when he was educating the mother. Why are you pretending to be a good person? Unexpectedly, Chu Bao said everything I wanted to say, but with There’s no need to give an example yourself! 】
[Congee is right!When it's the most annoying time to teach the children, someone is there to protect them, which is a total disservice. If you have the ability, you should really show off the meat. Just say it casually, leaving all the work to the wife, but he really has it. 】
Wu Xiaowen didn't expect that Congee would speak for her. She was stunned for a moment and couldn't help but feel warm in her heart.
Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly saw Yu Mian's family coming over. Apparently he had heard these words just now. He looked at the porridge and frowned: "Little girl, you are a junior, how can you accuse your elders? It's so rude."
Congee was stunned, and Zhaocaifa also stood up straight, wondering where this smelly thing came from.
Xi Yan still thought she was frightened, his face sank, he walked up, pulled Porridge behind him to protect him, and sneered unceremoniously: "Our child, it is your turn to point fingers? What, you are You’ve lived for thousands of years and you really like being an elder so much?”
How dare he say that he is a bastard!
Yu Mian's eyes suddenly burst into flames.
When Xi Yan participated in the debut show, Yu Mian, who was his mentor at the time, looked down on him and advised him to change his career. However, Xi Yan became an instant success, won the championship, and slapped Yu Mian in the face. Later, the two met again, and Xi Yan Yan also never gave him face.
Yu Mian stared at him closely, remembering the ridicule he had suffered over the years, his face became even colder, "Talent is useless without character."
"Then you are praising my little uncle for his talent?" Congee's little head poked out from behind Xi Yan and said happily, "My little uncle is better than you, so it's useless for you to be jealous."
"Who is jealous of him?" Yu Mian said angrily as if he had been stabbed in the foot.
Chuzhou ignored him, snorted softly, ran towards Lian Tianyi, picked him up, threw him into Lian Pei's arms, and quickly stuffed a talisman into his pocket, Little Fat Claw Extremely flexible and unnoticed.
Porridge took a step back and said: "Whoever told you to give you meat is the one you go to. We are not three-year-old kids anymore. The injustice has its owner, and the meat has its owner. We have to make a distinction between meat and vegetables." People! Uncle, you must do what you promised to the children."
Huo Jian nodded in agreement, it was annoying that his father always lied to him and kept his words.
After doing all this, Zouzhou ran back to the next door, quickly took the fish they hadn't cooked, and handed it to Wu Xiaowen, "Auntie, this is for you to eat."
Wu Xiaowen was stunned. He didn't expect the little girl to do this. He declined with some embarrassment: "Thank you, Congee, but no, it's not easy for you."
"No, it's easy to catch fish." Congee puffed up his chest proudly, "I'm so good!"
As he said that, he stuffed the fish into her hand without any explanation, lowered his head and touched the place on her leg where Lian Tianyi had just kicked him, raised his head and asked, "Auntie, does your leg still hurt?" Hearing her words , Wu Xiaowen couldn't help but feel a sore nose. She never expected that the first person to ask her if it hurt would be someone else's child.
Even my husband didn’t ask.
Probably because of how strong a child can be, a kick doesn't hurt much.
Also, he doesn't have children, so how could he know these things.
She smiled bitterly, her eyes full of sourness.
For some reason, Lian Pei felt extremely uncomfortable. This emotion came out of nowhere. He touched his heart and felt a little confused. Then he looked at his son in his arms and suddenly raised his hand and spanked him on the butt.
After the beating, he was stunned. Why did he beat his son?
But when he got angry just now, he did it subconsciously.
Lian Tian was stunned and a little dumbfounded. The next moment, he cried "Wow" louder.
Wu Xiaowen was about to speak, but Chuzhou suddenly stuffed a talisman on her body. She originally wanted to step forward to comfort the child, but instead frowned and said: "Why are you spanking the child? If you have something to say, don't say it well." Tell me?"
That tone was exactly the same as Lian Pei's.
Lian Pei's brows rose, and his heart became more sour, but it was clear that he never felt this way when he said this before.
How is this going.
He was puzzled and wanted to explain, but couldn't.
[Now you know how uncomfortable it is, people, even standing and talking doesn’t hurt your back. 】
[Why do I feel like these two people suddenly switched. But having said that, in the last issue, I felt that Director Lian didn’t respect his wife very much. He was a chauvinist and acted like a hands-off shopkeeper at home. This time, it was even more so when he brought a child. At first glance, he was at home. He doesn't take care of children at all, but his wife has a pretty good temper, which is why she gets used to him even more. 】
[I hope my sister will stand up and let him take care of the children. You will know how difficult it will be. 】
[To be honest, Yu Mian is a little annoyed. This is a family matter, and he doesn’t know what to say when he jumps out. 】
Upon seeing this, Yu Mian's fans immediately jumped out.
[What do you mean upstairs? Yu Mian also means well. 】
As soon as they came out, Xi Yan's fans were not to be outdone and said: "Oh, did you have good intentions when you persuaded us, Yan Yan, to change careers?"Haha, some people just like to use the name of their seniors to suppress others, so stop being disgusting. 】
The two families had never dealt with each other, and it didn't take long before they started to quarrel.
The guests couldn't see the barrage, but Qin Yan noticed that Lian Pei and Wu Xiaowen didn't look right. He glanced at the little girl covering her mouth and snickering, and suddenly stepped forward to pick her up and put her head in his arms. Blocking her expression, she said as if to avoid suspicion: "We're leaving first, you guys are busy first."
With that said, he hugged Porridge and left in a hurry.
Lu Yanyu and the others thought he was a little strange, but they didn't think much about it and immediately followed him.
Qin Yan didn't let them follow him, threw away the cameraman, ran to a corner with the porridge, put his hands on the wall, trapped the little girl in the corner, and asked, "What did you do to them?"
Hearing this, Congee was a little surprised. He didn't expect that the third uncle was not stupid and he actually discovered it.
She rolled her eyes, poked them with her chubby fingers, blinked, and said innocently: "It's nothing, I just put an empathy charm on them."
"What is an empathy charm?"
"It's just that their moods are connected. Uncle can feel aunt's mood, and aunt can also feel the same as him. Let's exchange the two of them." As he said, Qorui pouted and muttered, "Uncle San is so cool." Stupid, you don’t even know this.”
The corner of Qin Yan's mouth twitched. Who could know about the bunch of weird talismans she had.
No wonder the two of them reacted that way just now.
Thinking back on it, it was just an exchange.
He slapped his forehead and said with a headache: "Congee, let's discuss it. Can you discuss it with me before taking action next time? Otherwise, there is no way to explain such a big change between the two of them."
Afraid that the little girl would do something random, he deliberately threatened: "Be careful, if someone discovers you, they will take you away, tie you to the experimental table, and cut you into fish fillets and porridge!"
Hearing this, Porridge's little face wrinkled, and she looked at him with some words, then looked behind him, shook her head, and said sympathetically: "Uncle, you're done."
Qin Yan didn't understand what she meant. Just as he was about to ask, he heard a voice from the side: "Is this how you scare Churro?"
(End of this chapter)
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