The madam is cool and sassy when she slaps her face
Chapter 874 Who to save first?
Chapter 874 Who to save first?
"How long was your first time...?"
"Pfft...cough...cough..."
"Hahaha……"
"How many seconds? This is a good question, hahaha..."
As soon as Mu Linhao finished his question, there was a burst of coughing in the box, and then there was a roar of laughter.
Ye Zhichen and others blushed slightly at the issue of increasingly unrestrained moral integrity.
Only Su Ran sat aside with a calm expression, and Fu Qiyuan next to her was even more calm than her.
"F*ck! Can the young master's strong and powerful physique be summed up in seconds? At least it can be measured in hours!" Mo Shangjie immediately slapped the table and stood up, expressing his dissatisfaction. !
Mu Linhao glanced at him lightly and said lightly:
"According to medical evidence, due to extreme physical and mental stress, a man's first attack... can take as short as a few seconds, or as long as two to three minutes. With your strong and powerful physique, it is short-term." Or is it long?”
"Pfft, hahaha... is it short or long? This is a great question!"
"Even with the advent of medicine, you are still the bull!"
"Mo Er, choose one of the two! Is it short or long? You must answer truthfully, hahaha..."
Mo Shangjie's head was full of black lines, and his heart was like a dog in the world!
Is it short or long?
Is this really a choice?
If you choose him, you won’t have to hang out in the circle anymore!
When I think about how everyone will evaluate him in the future, I can't help but feel a chill in my heart!
Is this the retribution for going too far?
Finally, he looked at Mu Linhao fiercely and said word by word:
"I surrender!"
Then, he drank three large glasses of wine on the table without leaving any drop!
When everyone saw this, they started cheering again!
At this point in the game, the atmosphere became more and more tense and intense, but at this moment, Fu Qiyuan drew the Ace of Spades.
Suddenly, the box exploded!
"Holy shit! Damn it! Did the boss draw the Ace of Spades?"
"This is wonderful!"
"Who drew the Ace of Hearts? Ahhhh, I can't wait!"
At this time, Mo Shangjie slapped the Ace of Hearts on the table and was instantly resurrected with full health.
"Hahaha, it's me! God still prefers me! Boss, let's choose, truth or dare?"
Fu Qiyuan glanced at him and said, "A big adventure."
When everyone heard this, their eyes immediately lit up.
Ah, a big adventure?
Now it's fun!
Mo Shangjie rolled his eyes and immediately said with a smile: "Okay, then you kiss the person who drew the King of Hearts for three minutes, it is three minutes, not a second less."
"Oh, that's right! Even if the person who draws the King of Hearts is a male, the kiss must last for 3 minutes!"
When everyone heard this, they became even more excited.
"Fuck, is it so exciting?"
"Compared to the opposite sex, why do I expect the person who draws the King of Hearts to be a male more?"
"Hahaha, me too."
Ye Zhichen couldn't help but twitch the corners of his lips. This Mo Shangjie really didn't have a long memory. He even dared to make jokes about Fu Qiyuan!
He also made such an unscrupulous request. Did he not want to see the sun tomorrow?
And as a stingy man like Fu Qiyuan, how could he agree to kiss anyone else, no matter whether he is a man or a woman, except her Xiao Ran?
If he really dares to agree, she will blow his head off!
"How's it going, boss? Do you dare to take this big adventure?" Mo Shangjie was still making noises from the side.
"That's enough, Mo Er, my sister-in-law is still here! How can you make such an unlimited request!"
Mo Shangjie smiled sinisterly, "Of course it's okay for women, but for men...hehehe!"
"Hahaha, this is good. I hope the person who draws the King of Hearts is a man."
"Where's the King of Hearts? Which lucky man is he? Come forward!"
At this moment, Su Ran, who was sitting next to Fu Qiyuan, suddenly coughed and silently raised his hand, "It's me." "..."
"..."
What the hell!
Everyone was stunned and fell into the chaos of the wind.
The person who drew the King of Hearts was actually my sister-in-law?
Mo Shangjie's eyes widened at this time and he looked confused.
He just randomly called a card, and he actually hit his sister-in-law?
Is it because her luck is so bad?Or has he opened his mouth before?
This kind of coincidence that only happens once in a thousand years happened to him?
In fact, Su Ran was a little surprised when he heard Mo Shangjie call the King of Hearts.
She even wondered if that guy was looking at the cards in her hand.
But looking at the shocked expression on his face now, that's not what he thought.
Fu Qiyuan looked calm from beginning to end, as if everything was expected. He put down the cards in his hand, then took away the cards in Su Ran's hand and threw them on the table, and then placed his broad hands on her waist. , lowered his head, and kissed her lips unexpectedly...
Su Ran's eyes suddenly widened and he didn't react.
Fu Qiyuan turned a blind eye, kissed her lips and continued to rub them.
At this moment, other people in the box came to their senses one after another. Looking at the two people kissing each other, they all burped!
You made a special promise not to eat dog food tonight!
Turns out they made a ton of it themselves and stuffed it into their mouths!
Is there anything more tragic than this?
Three minutes was neither long nor short. After the kiss ended, everyone was already dying.
Fu Qiyuan was in a pretty good mood at the moment, and now he was somewhat interested in this game that he had never been interested in.
Ye Zhichen pouted beside her. In the next round, she drew the Ace of Hearts, while Su Ran drew the Ace of Spades.
"Xiaoran, truth or dare?"
Su Ran hesitated for a moment, "Tell the truth!"
Ye Zhichen's eyes lit up, she glanced at the man next to Su Ran, and then asked:
"If your husband and I fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?"
Su Ran: "..."
She can't escape similar problems after all, right?
As soon as this question came out, the other people in the box all looked at her, their eyes filled with "making trouble".
Su Ran resisted the strong gazes around him and answered bravely:
"save you!"
Hearing this, Ye Zhichen curled his lips with satisfaction, and his eyes fell on the man next to Su Ran, with a deep meaning in his eyes that others could not understand.
In an instant, the temperature in the box dropped by ten degrees due to the cold wind.
Everyone felt a chill running down their spines and felt a gust of wind whistling by!
Everyone looked up and saw the man on the throne with a face as cold as frost and ice as cold as iron!
Everyone couldn't help but tighten their bodies, and secretly groaned in their hearts.
Is the boss jealous or angry?
Just because my sister-in-law said to save Ye Zhichen first?
Not so much, right?
In that case, isn't it right to save the girl first?
And doesn’t the boss know how to swim?Wouldn't it be nice to swim back by yourself?
No need to swim in a vinegar vat, right?
Su Ran naturally felt the cold weather next to her. She naturally noticed the brief meeting of their eyes just now. She gently pulled her lips, stretched out her hand to hold the man's hand, and whispered:
"She is a pregnant woman, let's not argue with her, don't argue with her!"
Fu Qiyuan's face didn't look good, but the cold aura around him calmed down slightly.
"Well, listen to you."
As he spoke, he tilted his head slightly, bowed his head and kissed Su Ran on the cheek, and then looked at the person diagonally across from him.
Ye Zhichen's temples jumped twice, and the hand holding the playing cards trembled imperceptibly. She slowly raised her head and met the man's gaze.
The atmosphere in the box was strange for a moment. Fu Qiyuan and Ye Zhichen looked at each other silently for two seconds, and then each looked away.
(End of this chapter)
"How long was your first time...?"
"Pfft...cough...cough..."
"Hahaha……"
"How many seconds? This is a good question, hahaha..."
As soon as Mu Linhao finished his question, there was a burst of coughing in the box, and then there was a roar of laughter.
Ye Zhichen and others blushed slightly at the issue of increasingly unrestrained moral integrity.
Only Su Ran sat aside with a calm expression, and Fu Qiyuan next to her was even more calm than her.
"F*ck! Can the young master's strong and powerful physique be summed up in seconds? At least it can be measured in hours!" Mo Shangjie immediately slapped the table and stood up, expressing his dissatisfaction. !
Mu Linhao glanced at him lightly and said lightly:
"According to medical evidence, due to extreme physical and mental stress, a man's first attack... can take as short as a few seconds, or as long as two to three minutes. With your strong and powerful physique, it is short-term." Or is it long?”
"Pfft, hahaha... is it short or long? This is a great question!"
"Even with the advent of medicine, you are still the bull!"
"Mo Er, choose one of the two! Is it short or long? You must answer truthfully, hahaha..."
Mo Shangjie's head was full of black lines, and his heart was like a dog in the world!
Is it short or long?
Is this really a choice?
If you choose him, you won’t have to hang out in the circle anymore!
When I think about how everyone will evaluate him in the future, I can't help but feel a chill in my heart!
Is this the retribution for going too far?
Finally, he looked at Mu Linhao fiercely and said word by word:
"I surrender!"
Then, he drank three large glasses of wine on the table without leaving any drop!
When everyone saw this, they started cheering again!
At this point in the game, the atmosphere became more and more tense and intense, but at this moment, Fu Qiyuan drew the Ace of Spades.
Suddenly, the box exploded!
"Holy shit! Damn it! Did the boss draw the Ace of Spades?"
"This is wonderful!"
"Who drew the Ace of Hearts? Ahhhh, I can't wait!"
At this time, Mo Shangjie slapped the Ace of Hearts on the table and was instantly resurrected with full health.
"Hahaha, it's me! God still prefers me! Boss, let's choose, truth or dare?"
Fu Qiyuan glanced at him and said, "A big adventure."
When everyone heard this, their eyes immediately lit up.
Ah, a big adventure?
Now it's fun!
Mo Shangjie rolled his eyes and immediately said with a smile: "Okay, then you kiss the person who drew the King of Hearts for three minutes, it is three minutes, not a second less."
"Oh, that's right! Even if the person who draws the King of Hearts is a male, the kiss must last for 3 minutes!"
When everyone heard this, they became even more excited.
"Fuck, is it so exciting?"
"Compared to the opposite sex, why do I expect the person who draws the King of Hearts to be a male more?"
"Hahaha, me too."
Ye Zhichen couldn't help but twitch the corners of his lips. This Mo Shangjie really didn't have a long memory. He even dared to make jokes about Fu Qiyuan!
He also made such an unscrupulous request. Did he not want to see the sun tomorrow?
And as a stingy man like Fu Qiyuan, how could he agree to kiss anyone else, no matter whether he is a man or a woman, except her Xiao Ran?
If he really dares to agree, she will blow his head off!
"How's it going, boss? Do you dare to take this big adventure?" Mo Shangjie was still making noises from the side.
"That's enough, Mo Er, my sister-in-law is still here! How can you make such an unlimited request!"
Mo Shangjie smiled sinisterly, "Of course it's okay for women, but for men...hehehe!"
"Hahaha, this is good. I hope the person who draws the King of Hearts is a man."
"Where's the King of Hearts? Which lucky man is he? Come forward!"
At this moment, Su Ran, who was sitting next to Fu Qiyuan, suddenly coughed and silently raised his hand, "It's me." "..."
"..."
What the hell!
Everyone was stunned and fell into the chaos of the wind.
The person who drew the King of Hearts was actually my sister-in-law?
Mo Shangjie's eyes widened at this time and he looked confused.
He just randomly called a card, and he actually hit his sister-in-law?
Is it because her luck is so bad?Or has he opened his mouth before?
This kind of coincidence that only happens once in a thousand years happened to him?
In fact, Su Ran was a little surprised when he heard Mo Shangjie call the King of Hearts.
She even wondered if that guy was looking at the cards in her hand.
But looking at the shocked expression on his face now, that's not what he thought.
Fu Qiyuan looked calm from beginning to end, as if everything was expected. He put down the cards in his hand, then took away the cards in Su Ran's hand and threw them on the table, and then placed his broad hands on her waist. , lowered his head, and kissed her lips unexpectedly...
Su Ran's eyes suddenly widened and he didn't react.
Fu Qiyuan turned a blind eye, kissed her lips and continued to rub them.
At this moment, other people in the box came to their senses one after another. Looking at the two people kissing each other, they all burped!
You made a special promise not to eat dog food tonight!
Turns out they made a ton of it themselves and stuffed it into their mouths!
Is there anything more tragic than this?
Three minutes was neither long nor short. After the kiss ended, everyone was already dying.
Fu Qiyuan was in a pretty good mood at the moment, and now he was somewhat interested in this game that he had never been interested in.
Ye Zhichen pouted beside her. In the next round, she drew the Ace of Hearts, while Su Ran drew the Ace of Spades.
"Xiaoran, truth or dare?"
Su Ran hesitated for a moment, "Tell the truth!"
Ye Zhichen's eyes lit up, she glanced at the man next to Su Ran, and then asked:
"If your husband and I fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?"
Su Ran: "..."
She can't escape similar problems after all, right?
As soon as this question came out, the other people in the box all looked at her, their eyes filled with "making trouble".
Su Ran resisted the strong gazes around him and answered bravely:
"save you!"
Hearing this, Ye Zhichen curled his lips with satisfaction, and his eyes fell on the man next to Su Ran, with a deep meaning in his eyes that others could not understand.
In an instant, the temperature in the box dropped by ten degrees due to the cold wind.
Everyone felt a chill running down their spines and felt a gust of wind whistling by!
Everyone looked up and saw the man on the throne with a face as cold as frost and ice as cold as iron!
Everyone couldn't help but tighten their bodies, and secretly groaned in their hearts.
Is the boss jealous or angry?
Just because my sister-in-law said to save Ye Zhichen first?
Not so much, right?
In that case, isn't it right to save the girl first?
And doesn’t the boss know how to swim?Wouldn't it be nice to swim back by yourself?
No need to swim in a vinegar vat, right?
Su Ran naturally felt the cold weather next to her. She naturally noticed the brief meeting of their eyes just now. She gently pulled her lips, stretched out her hand to hold the man's hand, and whispered:
"She is a pregnant woman, let's not argue with her, don't argue with her!"
Fu Qiyuan's face didn't look good, but the cold aura around him calmed down slightly.
"Well, listen to you."
As he spoke, he tilted his head slightly, bowed his head and kissed Su Ran on the cheek, and then looked at the person diagonally across from him.
Ye Zhichen's temples jumped twice, and the hand holding the playing cards trembled imperceptibly. She slowly raised her head and met the man's gaze.
The atmosphere in the box was strange for a moment. Fu Qiyuan and Ye Zhichen looked at each other silently for two seconds, and then each looked away.
(End of this chapter)
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