The group pet Jiaojiao became rich after Taobao

Chapter 8 It turns out you stole my snails

The first picture is a pile of peach blossoms spread on the table, and then a bottle of skin care products is gathered in the middle of the peach blossoms.

Wu Jiu clicked on the picture, and the hot search keyword was "skin care cream that makes skin glowing overnight".
Are advertising slogans so unrealistic these days?

Look at the bottom of the picture, there is a capital and bold "Price: 99999 points"!
Wu Jiu rubbed his chin, feeling even funnier. This bottle, which is no bigger than the palm of your hand, costs 99999. Who would have the time to buy such a deceptive thing?
In order to watch the fun, Wu Jiu went to read the comments below.

Green Tea Fairy: After working hard for 1000 years, I finally saved enough money to buy this bottle of peach blossom cream. I only used it for two days, and the fairy who I had a crush on before actually confessed to me/is shy, and now wants to hide me all day long. stand up!Sweet burden/silly laugh!Final confession: Sister Chang'e will always be my goddess!
The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl: Sister Chang'e's things are naturally nothing to say!It has been well received and recommended to my sisters!

Second Fairy, the younger sister of the Great Fairy: I have been using it. I heard from Yue Lao that I am recognized as the most beautiful among the Seven Fairies!I love you so much, cousin Chang'e!
All that's left is a bunch of rainbow farts,

The rainbow fart was so impressive that she, an outsider, wanted to buy a bottle and try it.

Fortunately, she is awake. She is a good child who has received 27 years of scientific education.
Sister Chang'e?She is still the Queen Mother!

"The Fairy Taobao app is sending a gift package to newcomers. Does the host accept it?"

Edit, then edit,
This liar has followed her to this point. She is so easy to deceive in the eyes of liars.

"Accept." From the initial excitement to the calmness now, Wu Jiu was ready to see what kind of medicine this liar was selling in his gourd.

Wu Jiu clicks on the page, and the page changes.
Mainly because the prices have become much more harmonious.
In the past, full-screen displays cost tens of thousands.

Nowadays, this page is around a few hundred.
Wujiu is turned from top to bottom.

The first picture is "a monkey hair". Click on the keyword "can withstand three master attacks". The price is 500 points. Click on the seller's name: "Monster, I am your grandpa!"

Wu Jiu shook his head, how could Sun Wukong's monkey hair be so cheap?
This scammer will do whatever it takes to sell something!
The second picture is "Pink Love Card", click on the keyword "can increase the value of good luck", the price is 300 points, click on the seller's name: "The Second Fairy, the Sister of the Big Fairy!"

Oops, is it the buyer or the seller?
Are scammers so careless these days?Are you deceiving people without changing your number?

Keep scrolling down, they are all similar.
The sellers are all familiar characters on TV, and the prices are all within 1000.

In fact, Wu Jiu thinks: Anyway, in this era, there is nothing much to do in the text, so this "Fairy Taobao App" can also be used to scroll around without any problems.
But now when she goes to bed, she should not reduce her sleep time. After all, the original owner’s grandma has already reminded her that she will have to go to school tomorrow.
It takes more than an hour to walk from home to the junior high school in the town.

Usually the original owner would ask his fifth brother Wu Men to carry him to school on his back, and then the original owner's fifth brother would go back to his own school.

But she is still 27 years old in modern times. How can she have the nerve to let a child who is only 17 years old carry her on her back?

So...it's better to get up early!Just at this time,
A message "Buyer is here!" popped up in the dialog box.

Wu Jiu opened it and yawned, ready to go to bed after reading this boring page!
Dog Ancestor Roaring Dog: Fairy friend, the snails you sold today are so delicious.Is there any more? I’m going to have a hundred bowls of it! /Please/Please!
There are two pitiful little expressions on the back.

Delicious Fairy: Did you eat my snail?

As soon as this dialog box appeared, all the sleepyheads in Wu Jiu were driven away.As if suddenly awakened from a dream,
Oh my god, the snails can disappear in one go.
Is it true that all Taobao people are gods?

In an instant, a ball of blood rushed up to Wu Jiu's forehead!

Gan!Isn't this really her golden finger?

Dog Ancestor Roaring Sky Dog: Alas, you are still talking about it!Originally, the host went to Nanhai for a banquet today. I was bored by myself at the door, so I planned to buy some food to grind my teeth. Unexpectedly, I was only immersed in the deliciousness of the snail for a quarter of an hour. When I wanted to place an order again, I found that The snails are already out of stock! /Cry/Cry!

Dog Ancestor Howling Sky Dog: Fairy friend, how do you sell things so well?I see that your order only has 5 pieces in total and they are all out of stock!

Wu Jiu sat up from the bed excitedly.

So if this fairy Taobao is real, then all the things in the pictures you just saw are also real?

Does that mean she can use magical things?

Where's Sister Chang'e's skin cream that she just saw?
Did the Green Tea Fairy's good luck value card just come out?purchase!Go!rush!
Because the interface is exactly the same as modern Taobao, Wu Jiu is like a 666 user in operation.
Select the skin cream, buy it, choose the one with the largest ml, choose the one with the most gifts,

Afterwards, payment is made,
Wu Jiu was so happy that he suddenly felt that it was the first time that his bank card was so useful.

For the first time, Grandpa Huamao felt so comfortable!
It’s because the expectations are too high, so when the interface “Dear, your points balance is insufficient!” appears,
The feeling of disparity in Wu Jiu's heart was simply not to be mentioned.

Wu Jiu paused, then switched back to the interface where he was chatting with Roaring Sky Dog, and typed text quickly,

Delicious Fairy: Fairy friend, what did you use to buy my snails?Do you know all the sellers on Taobao?
According to the name of Roaring Sky Dog, Wu Jiu is eager to know the answer!
Dog Ancestor Roaring Dog: Just look at your store level and you will know that you have just entered Taobao!This is Taobao created by the Queen Mother. You sell your own things on Taobao and get points. These points can be used to buy other people's things or converted into spiritual power!Just like when I buy your snails, I buy them with points.

Dog Ancestor Roaring Dog: The sellers here are all gods from heaven, including those from heaven, Buddhist disciples and Taoist disciples. And I heard that the Queen Mother also opened an entrance for demon sect disciples two days ago. There are tens of thousands of gods. Oh, how could I possibly know everyone?
Dog Ancestor Roaring Sky Dog: Okay, okay, I’ve answered your question!Fairy friend, when will you sell this snail again?I have to go online in advance!
Delicious Fairy: Wait!

Wu Jiu went to the kitchen and filled a bowl with a bowl of snails. Just as he was thinking about how to get the snails into Taobao, the snails disappeared immediately.

Dog Ancestor Roaring Sky Dog: Oh my god, you are so honest!No, my master is leaving!Fairy friend, next time your snails are sold, remember to send me a message in advance!
(End of this chapter)