The group pet Jiaojiao became rich after Taobao
Chapter 96 If you are really picky, you can choose not to hug my thigh.
Chapter 96 If you are really picky, you can choose not to hug my thigh.
"But I'm not a person who likes to cause trouble."
Wu Jiu looked at the box of chocolates eagerly, but refused firmly.
Lan Jing looked at the little girl and almost drooled, but she seemed very clear-headed and found it a bit amusing.
Then he took out a box of biscuits from his schoolbag and pushed it in the direction of Wu Jiu.
"I'm not a greedy person!"
Wu Jiu pushed both boxes of things back to the man.
People don’t owe me anything, and I don’t owe anyone anything.
Then Lan Jing didn't say anything, and then took out a pack of spicy strips from his schoolbag again and pushed it to Wu Jiu.
Wu Jiu: “…………”
Wu Jiu felt like there were two little people fighting above him.
White villain: You are a socialist successor with good moral character. Are you sacrificing your moral integrity just for some snacks?
Black villain: I just want to eat something, what are you kidding me about?Besides, I didn’t ask for it for him, it was given to him on his own initiative. After all, we are still classmates in the same class. Is it necessary to make it so embarrassing?
White villain: Are you a person who is afraid of embarrassment?
Black villain:......
"I can let you hug me, but I have to pay you every time I help you deal with your troubles. I pay you once and for all, and I won't default on it."
Wu Jiu put forward his conditions very honestly.
This man was a bit troublesome to help, but she could tolerate it if she could make a little money.
Yes, the purpose of tolerance is to make a small amount of money, definitely not because of chocolate, biscuits, spicy bars...
"Okay!" Lan Jing agreed,
This kid has a lot on his mind.
"I'm not short of money, so can you tell me what kind of trouble you can help me solve?" Lan Jing deliberately teased the villain, holding his temple with one hand and smiling slightly,
"You have too many troubles. The simplest thing is that there is a shadow on you, which seems to be taking over your body. But it seems that he is quite gentle, so you don't feel it at all."
Wu Jiu spoke in a relaxed tone, as if he was talking about an ordinary thing.
But Lan Jing's body stiffened.
He was reborn two months ago and has suffered from occasional headaches ever since. It turns out that the two souls have not been completely integrated.
"Also, you have a transshipment formation on your body, which transfers your luck to another person. Not only that, you also have a void formation on your body, which means that the person who placed the formation on you only needs to be injured. , it will directly hurt you, and you will be injured, but the other person will be unharmed."
Lan Jing's brows furrowed.
No wonder he always felt powerless in his last life. He obviously arranged everything perfectly, but accidents always happened.
And when he helps others plan, as long as he doesn't benefit, things will always go as he expected, and there will never be any accidents.
Moreover, he often gets injured for no apparent reason. When he was 9 years old, he fainted in class without doing anything and woke up with a broken arm.
When he was 11 years old, he was sleeping in bed. When he woke up, he was in the hospital. The doctor told him that he had been in a car accident and had a slight concussion. He spent half a month recovering in the hospital before being discharged.
Small wounds usually come out of nowhere. Scars can often be seen on his hands and arms, but those scars have absolutely nothing to do with him.
There are countless examples like this. He has always felt that his body is weird, but he can't find the reason for it. It turns out that the root cause is here.
"Can you help me solve these troubles?"
"It's okay if you give me money."
Wu Jiu said it very sincerely,
Let her help?Absolutely not!Unless you give money.
"How many?"
Lan Jing rubbed the ring on his hand and asked casually,
Wu Jiu stretched out his arms,
"1000?"
I am afraid that such a large amount has never been heard of in the village, but Lan Jing said it easily.
In his previous life, he only hired a doctor to suppress his formation, which cost 5000 yuan a year.
The money in his previous life was nothing to him!
In this life, I know so many development directions in the past, and money is nothing.
"Half! Half of all your money!" Wu Jiu said seriously, and explained very seriously: "Let me tell you, if you have such a good life, if no one protects you, you will easily die young, and you will die incomplete. corpse, so the price I ask is already very conscientious."
Wu Jiu scares people without any psychological burden.
It’s not illegal to brag anyway.
What if people believed it?
That's what you believe, it has nothing to do with me.
What if people don’t believe it?
If you don't believe it, don't believe it. It doesn't matter whether she does this troublesome business or not. She won't suffer any loss anyway.
Lan Jing couldn't help but laugh a little when he saw that the villain was obviously quite capable, but yet he kept showing off the four words "ostentatious" from beginning to end.
He did die at the age of 18 in his previous life. The cause of death was that he was imprisoned and murdered. Then when he turned into a soul, he watched his body being cut into several sections.
Everything matches the description of what this little guy said.
"If you are really mean, you don't have to hug my thigh." Wu Jiu's words were very arrogant.
Although she didn't understand why she was so confident, it didn't stop her from being proud at all.
"Anyway, I've revealed so much to you. Let's be fair this time. To be honest, this stomach organ is protesting." Wu Jiu rubbed his hands, a little squirming.
Switch from pride in one second to embarrassment in the next, seamlessly.
"Eat!" Lan Jing handed Wu Jiu a bag of snacks.
Wu Jiu happily took it, and then he put the chocolate in his mouth first. The taste was so enjoyable that he narrowed his eyes...
The corners of Lan Jing's lips curved: "Why are you reading these children's books?"
"My aunt always can't sleep. I want her to read me story books to coax me to sleep." Wu Jiu answered the question honestly.
"Your aunt couldn't sleep, so you asked her to tell you a story?" This logic...
"Hmm!"
"I'll tell you a story. Even if you fall asleep, your aunt still can't sleep!"
"No, she will fall asleep soon after seeing how soundly I sleep."
Lan Jing:………………
Yes, for Wu Xiaojiu, who has never suffered from insomnia, sleeping is the easiest thing.
Every time my grandma couldn't sleep, as soon as she fell asleep, my grandma would hug her for a while and she would fall asleep on her own.
So in Wu Xiaojiu’s understanding: she can coax others to sleep.
"Your aunt must be worried about something!" Lan Jing went straight to the point.
"Yeah! Being stuck with a shameless scumbag! It's really annoying!"
Lan Jing:…………
The results of his investigation showed: It seems that this villain is more troubled by that scumbag pestering her aunt!
Judging from her aunt's experience of never causing trouble to the family and being very independent since she was a child, returning to the Wu family made her feel helpless, which was the main reason for insomnia.
"I think your direction in treating your aunt's insomnia is very good, but the details could be sharpened."
"What do you say?" Wu Xiaojiu, who had been praised a lot, was very curious about knowledge at this moment.
(End of this chapter)
"But I'm not a person who likes to cause trouble."
Wu Jiu looked at the box of chocolates eagerly, but refused firmly.
Lan Jing looked at the little girl and almost drooled, but she seemed very clear-headed and found it a bit amusing.
Then he took out a box of biscuits from his schoolbag and pushed it in the direction of Wu Jiu.
"I'm not a greedy person!"
Wu Jiu pushed both boxes of things back to the man.
People don’t owe me anything, and I don’t owe anyone anything.
Then Lan Jing didn't say anything, and then took out a pack of spicy strips from his schoolbag again and pushed it to Wu Jiu.
Wu Jiu: “…………”
Wu Jiu felt like there were two little people fighting above him.
White villain: You are a socialist successor with good moral character. Are you sacrificing your moral integrity just for some snacks?
Black villain: I just want to eat something, what are you kidding me about?Besides, I didn’t ask for it for him, it was given to him on his own initiative. After all, we are still classmates in the same class. Is it necessary to make it so embarrassing?
White villain: Are you a person who is afraid of embarrassment?
Black villain:......
"I can let you hug me, but I have to pay you every time I help you deal with your troubles. I pay you once and for all, and I won't default on it."
Wu Jiu put forward his conditions very honestly.
This man was a bit troublesome to help, but she could tolerate it if she could make a little money.
Yes, the purpose of tolerance is to make a small amount of money, definitely not because of chocolate, biscuits, spicy bars...
"Okay!" Lan Jing agreed,
This kid has a lot on his mind.
"I'm not short of money, so can you tell me what kind of trouble you can help me solve?" Lan Jing deliberately teased the villain, holding his temple with one hand and smiling slightly,
"You have too many troubles. The simplest thing is that there is a shadow on you, which seems to be taking over your body. But it seems that he is quite gentle, so you don't feel it at all."
Wu Jiu spoke in a relaxed tone, as if he was talking about an ordinary thing.
But Lan Jing's body stiffened.
He was reborn two months ago and has suffered from occasional headaches ever since. It turns out that the two souls have not been completely integrated.
"Also, you have a transshipment formation on your body, which transfers your luck to another person. Not only that, you also have a void formation on your body, which means that the person who placed the formation on you only needs to be injured. , it will directly hurt you, and you will be injured, but the other person will be unharmed."
Lan Jing's brows furrowed.
No wonder he always felt powerless in his last life. He obviously arranged everything perfectly, but accidents always happened.
And when he helps others plan, as long as he doesn't benefit, things will always go as he expected, and there will never be any accidents.
Moreover, he often gets injured for no apparent reason. When he was 9 years old, he fainted in class without doing anything and woke up with a broken arm.
When he was 11 years old, he was sleeping in bed. When he woke up, he was in the hospital. The doctor told him that he had been in a car accident and had a slight concussion. He spent half a month recovering in the hospital before being discharged.
Small wounds usually come out of nowhere. Scars can often be seen on his hands and arms, but those scars have absolutely nothing to do with him.
There are countless examples like this. He has always felt that his body is weird, but he can't find the reason for it. It turns out that the root cause is here.
"Can you help me solve these troubles?"
"It's okay if you give me money."
Wu Jiu said it very sincerely,
Let her help?Absolutely not!Unless you give money.
"How many?"
Lan Jing rubbed the ring on his hand and asked casually,
Wu Jiu stretched out his arms,
"1000?"
I am afraid that such a large amount has never been heard of in the village, but Lan Jing said it easily.
In his previous life, he only hired a doctor to suppress his formation, which cost 5000 yuan a year.
The money in his previous life was nothing to him!
In this life, I know so many development directions in the past, and money is nothing.
"Half! Half of all your money!" Wu Jiu said seriously, and explained very seriously: "Let me tell you, if you have such a good life, if no one protects you, you will easily die young, and you will die incomplete. corpse, so the price I ask is already very conscientious."
Wu Jiu scares people without any psychological burden.
It’s not illegal to brag anyway.
What if people believed it?
That's what you believe, it has nothing to do with me.
What if people don’t believe it?
If you don't believe it, don't believe it. It doesn't matter whether she does this troublesome business or not. She won't suffer any loss anyway.
Lan Jing couldn't help but laugh a little when he saw that the villain was obviously quite capable, but yet he kept showing off the four words "ostentatious" from beginning to end.
He did die at the age of 18 in his previous life. The cause of death was that he was imprisoned and murdered. Then when he turned into a soul, he watched his body being cut into several sections.
Everything matches the description of what this little guy said.
"If you are really mean, you don't have to hug my thigh." Wu Jiu's words were very arrogant.
Although she didn't understand why she was so confident, it didn't stop her from being proud at all.
"Anyway, I've revealed so much to you. Let's be fair this time. To be honest, this stomach organ is protesting." Wu Jiu rubbed his hands, a little squirming.
Switch from pride in one second to embarrassment in the next, seamlessly.
"Eat!" Lan Jing handed Wu Jiu a bag of snacks.
Wu Jiu happily took it, and then he put the chocolate in his mouth first. The taste was so enjoyable that he narrowed his eyes...
The corners of Lan Jing's lips curved: "Why are you reading these children's books?"
"My aunt always can't sleep. I want her to read me story books to coax me to sleep." Wu Jiu answered the question honestly.
"Your aunt couldn't sleep, so you asked her to tell you a story?" This logic...
"Hmm!"
"I'll tell you a story. Even if you fall asleep, your aunt still can't sleep!"
"No, she will fall asleep soon after seeing how soundly I sleep."
Lan Jing:………………
Yes, for Wu Xiaojiu, who has never suffered from insomnia, sleeping is the easiest thing.
Every time my grandma couldn't sleep, as soon as she fell asleep, my grandma would hug her for a while and she would fall asleep on her own.
So in Wu Xiaojiu’s understanding: she can coax others to sleep.
"Your aunt must be worried about something!" Lan Jing went straight to the point.
"Yeah! Being stuck with a shameless scumbag! It's really annoying!"
Lan Jing:…………
The results of his investigation showed: It seems that this villain is more troubled by that scumbag pestering her aunt!
Judging from her aunt's experience of never causing trouble to the family and being very independent since she was a child, returning to the Wu family made her feel helpless, which was the main reason for insomnia.
"I think your direction in treating your aunt's insomnia is very good, but the details could be sharpened."
"What do you say?" Wu Xiaojiu, who had been praised a lot, was very curious about knowledge at this moment.
(End of this chapter)
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