When the calamity baby cries, all the bosses in the capital kneel down!
Chapter 12 Brutal Fake Taoist Priest
Chapter 12 Brutal Fake Taoist Priest
"Ask, this is your dog brother, from now on he will be just like your real brother."
The speaker was a fat aunt, with a smile on her face and a rosy face. She also pushed her little girl to the front, "Ask me, this is my sister Niuniu. From now on, they will play with you, when your mother is not married. , it’s good to follow me, every time you go back to your hometown, you have to stay overnight at my house.”
Ning Wenwen looked at the two fat babies who were similar to those in the New Year pictures. The only difference was that they did not hold the big red carp and the string of firecrackers in their hands.
She knew that they were treating her well, so she greeted them warmly, and that bitch brother even blushed.
The fat aunt poked her son's head with a thick finger, "That's a damn thing. Delivery, with the same virtue as your father, but not as good as this little girl."
Ning Wenwen smiled, she seemed to be from this village.
When they arrived in the town, Ning Wenwen was a little dumbfounded. She thought it would be as lively as the big market that Master took him to, but it turned out that it was a small main street that could be seen almost at a glance.
There are shops on both sides of the street. Don't look at Ning Wenxiao. She not only knows simplified Chinese characters, but also traditional Chinese characters. After all, the characters in those ancient books are all traditional Chinese characters, and the characters in this world happen to be the traditional Chinese characters she recognizes.
While Ning Jinyuan was looking around, Ning Jinyuan winked at his second brother. Ning Muchang understood and found a place to set up a stall and start selling rabbits.
Ning Jinyuan ran away with her little breast dumplings in her arms.
"Uncle, can't we wait for second uncle?"
Ning Wenwen looked at his second uncle alone in the cold wind, feeling so pitiful.
"My eldest uncle will take you to a fun place first, and then he will take you to your second uncle. Can we ask you to buy floral cloth together?"
Ning Wenwen nodded. She saw that her aunt's clothes were also torn, so she decided to pick out a piece of fabric for her aunt.
Don't look at Ning Wenxiao, but she has a good memory. She still remembers what she said yesterday.
The eldest uncle should have taken her to find some master, an old god.
"Uncle, you can leave by yourself if you ask questions." Ning Wenwen was afraid of tiring him.
Ning Jinyuan smiled, "You are so little, my uncle won't be tired even if I hold you for a day and a night."
It's cold outside, but it's warmer in his arms.
Ning Wenwen was being carried by Ning Jinyuan as he shuttled through the twists and turns of the alley. Suddenly, Ning Jinyuan stopped and looked at the fork in front of him, and patted his forehead.
"Strange, why don't I remember where I went?"
Last time he came with an aunt from the village. He didn't ask her what she wanted. Anyway, on the way back, she only said that the master here was accurate.
Ning Wenwen sniffed, the smell of burning incense was all too familiar to her, "Uncle, here."
Ning Jinyuan smiled, "Do you know where uncle is taking you?"
Ning Wen asked and stuck out his tongue. Oops, the secret was about to be revealed.
"Where are you going, uncle?" Ning Wenwen asked pretending to be stupid.
Ning Jinyuan smiled, "Okay, just as I asked, go here first. If it doesn't work, come back and change the other way."
Ning Wenwen breathed a sigh of relief.
The two of them walked for a short distance, and sure enough they arrived at the master's house.
Ning Jinyuan smiled unconsciously, hearing that this little girl was indeed on the right track.
"Is Master here?" Ning Jinyuan shouted.
"Come in!" A dull voice came from the room.
Ning Jinyuan pushed the door open and Ning Wenwen smiled when he saw the furnishings in the room.
What a bullshit master, you are a liar.Oh, no, Master said you can’t curse!
Fortunately, the master didn't hear it.
Their Taoism worships the Sanqing Tianzun and the Jade Emperor. Why are there any immortals or fox immortals here?
Looking further at the kang, Ning Wenwen found a man wearing a yellow Taoist robe, with a mustache, and the money sword in his hand was all wrong.
There was a woman sitting opposite him. He didn't even look at Ning Jinyuan and Ning Wenwen. He just pointed at the chairs on the ground and asked them to sit down.
The woman was not disturbed by the arrival of the two of them. "Master, do you think if I marry again, will a man die? I have been married twice, and a man has died twice. I...why am I so unlucky?" ?”
Ning Wenwen couldn't see the woman's face, so he wanted to go down to the ground to have a look at her face, but Ning Jinyuan pulled her and lowered his voice and said, "Asking, you can't run around."
At this time, the master with his eyes closed began to recite something. I would rather ask if he didn't understand a sentence than to know which sutra he was reciting.
I saw the man gesticulating all over, and finally touching his eyes and suddenly opening them, startling Ning Wenwen.
"Master, how's it going?" The woman looked very anxious.
"You brave kid, if you don't leave quickly, your fate with your wife is over. Don't bother her anymore."
Ning asked stupidly, where is the ghost?
Where?
This woman's back is clean, there is nothing.
The woman trembled and secretly glanced back.
"You can't see him. Your first husband didn't want to be reconciled, so he pestered you and killed your second husband. If you don't get rid of this ghost, you will be the same no matter how many men you find."
The woman was startled and knelt on the ground for a while, kowtowing, "Master, please help me. I will give you money for sesame oil."
As the woman spoke, she took out some broken silver. Ning Wenwen didn't know much about this place and didn't know how much the silver was, but looking at the fake master's beaming smile, it must be a lot.
"Well, for the sake of your sincerity, I will help you put away the ghost later."
"Thank you, master. Thank you, master." The woman thanked her profusely, "Please accept it from me now."
Who is not afraid of a ghost following behind?
"Wait a minute, what's going on with you two?" The man looked at Ning Jinyuan again.
Ning Jinyuan was also confused at this time, "Master, this kid said he can see ghosts. Can you see what's going on?"
The Taoist glanced at Ning and asked, "Well, there is a ghost following her, a female ghost."
female ghost?
Ning Wenwen smiled and said, "It's not a female ghost. You're lying."
She just wanted to say that this kind of fake Taoist priest would ruin the reputation of the Patriarch by cheating and cheating.
"Hey... little kid, don't talk nonsense." The master said seriously.
He didn't know yet that this little baby would make him unable to eat and carry him around.
Ning Wenwen raised his head and said, "I'm not lying. There's a male ghost following me. She... there's no ghost behind her at all. She just looks like a third-husband with lots of peach blossoms. Auntie, just marry me again and you'll be fine." "
"Ah?" The woman was stunned.
How did the Taoist priest know that Ning Wenwen really had yin and yang eyes, and just thought that the little kid was naughty? He is good at this, "You are so bold, you dare to get on top of this kid, talk nonsense, quickly retreat, retreat, retreat!" "
"Bah!" Ning Wenwen spat at him.
(End of this chapter)
"Ask, this is your dog brother, from now on he will be just like your real brother."
The speaker was a fat aunt, with a smile on her face and a rosy face. She also pushed her little girl to the front, "Ask me, this is my sister Niuniu. From now on, they will play with you, when your mother is not married. , it’s good to follow me, every time you go back to your hometown, you have to stay overnight at my house.”
Ning Wenwen looked at the two fat babies who were similar to those in the New Year pictures. The only difference was that they did not hold the big red carp and the string of firecrackers in their hands.
She knew that they were treating her well, so she greeted them warmly, and that bitch brother even blushed.
The fat aunt poked her son's head with a thick finger, "That's a damn thing. Delivery, with the same virtue as your father, but not as good as this little girl."
Ning Wenwen smiled, she seemed to be from this village.
When they arrived in the town, Ning Wenwen was a little dumbfounded. She thought it would be as lively as the big market that Master took him to, but it turned out that it was a small main street that could be seen almost at a glance.
There are shops on both sides of the street. Don't look at Ning Wenxiao. She not only knows simplified Chinese characters, but also traditional Chinese characters. After all, the characters in those ancient books are all traditional Chinese characters, and the characters in this world happen to be the traditional Chinese characters she recognizes.
While Ning Jinyuan was looking around, Ning Jinyuan winked at his second brother. Ning Muchang understood and found a place to set up a stall and start selling rabbits.
Ning Jinyuan ran away with her little breast dumplings in her arms.
"Uncle, can't we wait for second uncle?"
Ning Wenwen looked at his second uncle alone in the cold wind, feeling so pitiful.
"My eldest uncle will take you to a fun place first, and then he will take you to your second uncle. Can we ask you to buy floral cloth together?"
Ning Wenwen nodded. She saw that her aunt's clothes were also torn, so she decided to pick out a piece of fabric for her aunt.
Don't look at Ning Wenxiao, but she has a good memory. She still remembers what she said yesterday.
The eldest uncle should have taken her to find some master, an old god.
"Uncle, you can leave by yourself if you ask questions." Ning Wenwen was afraid of tiring him.
Ning Jinyuan smiled, "You are so little, my uncle won't be tired even if I hold you for a day and a night."
It's cold outside, but it's warmer in his arms.
Ning Wenwen was being carried by Ning Jinyuan as he shuttled through the twists and turns of the alley. Suddenly, Ning Jinyuan stopped and looked at the fork in front of him, and patted his forehead.
"Strange, why don't I remember where I went?"
Last time he came with an aunt from the village. He didn't ask her what she wanted. Anyway, on the way back, she only said that the master here was accurate.
Ning Wenwen sniffed, the smell of burning incense was all too familiar to her, "Uncle, here."
Ning Jinyuan smiled, "Do you know where uncle is taking you?"
Ning Wen asked and stuck out his tongue. Oops, the secret was about to be revealed.
"Where are you going, uncle?" Ning Wenwen asked pretending to be stupid.
Ning Jinyuan smiled, "Okay, just as I asked, go here first. If it doesn't work, come back and change the other way."
Ning Wenwen breathed a sigh of relief.
The two of them walked for a short distance, and sure enough they arrived at the master's house.
Ning Jinyuan smiled unconsciously, hearing that this little girl was indeed on the right track.
"Is Master here?" Ning Jinyuan shouted.
"Come in!" A dull voice came from the room.
Ning Jinyuan pushed the door open and Ning Wenwen smiled when he saw the furnishings in the room.
What a bullshit master, you are a liar.Oh, no, Master said you can’t curse!
Fortunately, the master didn't hear it.
Their Taoism worships the Sanqing Tianzun and the Jade Emperor. Why are there any immortals or fox immortals here?
Looking further at the kang, Ning Wenwen found a man wearing a yellow Taoist robe, with a mustache, and the money sword in his hand was all wrong.
There was a woman sitting opposite him. He didn't even look at Ning Jinyuan and Ning Wenwen. He just pointed at the chairs on the ground and asked them to sit down.
The woman was not disturbed by the arrival of the two of them. "Master, do you think if I marry again, will a man die? I have been married twice, and a man has died twice. I...why am I so unlucky?" ?”
Ning Wenwen couldn't see the woman's face, so he wanted to go down to the ground to have a look at her face, but Ning Jinyuan pulled her and lowered his voice and said, "Asking, you can't run around."
At this time, the master with his eyes closed began to recite something. I would rather ask if he didn't understand a sentence than to know which sutra he was reciting.
I saw the man gesticulating all over, and finally touching his eyes and suddenly opening them, startling Ning Wenwen.
"Master, how's it going?" The woman looked very anxious.
"You brave kid, if you don't leave quickly, your fate with your wife is over. Don't bother her anymore."
Ning asked stupidly, where is the ghost?
Where?
This woman's back is clean, there is nothing.
The woman trembled and secretly glanced back.
"You can't see him. Your first husband didn't want to be reconciled, so he pestered you and killed your second husband. If you don't get rid of this ghost, you will be the same no matter how many men you find."
The woman was startled and knelt on the ground for a while, kowtowing, "Master, please help me. I will give you money for sesame oil."
As the woman spoke, she took out some broken silver. Ning Wenwen didn't know much about this place and didn't know how much the silver was, but looking at the fake master's beaming smile, it must be a lot.
"Well, for the sake of your sincerity, I will help you put away the ghost later."
"Thank you, master. Thank you, master." The woman thanked her profusely, "Please accept it from me now."
Who is not afraid of a ghost following behind?
"Wait a minute, what's going on with you two?" The man looked at Ning Jinyuan again.
Ning Jinyuan was also confused at this time, "Master, this kid said he can see ghosts. Can you see what's going on?"
The Taoist glanced at Ning and asked, "Well, there is a ghost following her, a female ghost."
female ghost?
Ning Wenwen smiled and said, "It's not a female ghost. You're lying."
She just wanted to say that this kind of fake Taoist priest would ruin the reputation of the Patriarch by cheating and cheating.
"Hey... little kid, don't talk nonsense." The master said seriously.
He didn't know yet that this little baby would make him unable to eat and carry him around.
Ning Wenwen raised his head and said, "I'm not lying. There's a male ghost following me. She... there's no ghost behind her at all. She just looks like a third-husband with lots of peach blossoms. Auntie, just marry me again and you'll be fine." "
"Ah?" The woman was stunned.
How did the Taoist priest know that Ning Wenwen really had yin and yang eyes, and just thought that the little kid was naughty? He is good at this, "You are so bold, you dare to get on top of this kid, talk nonsense, quickly retreat, retreat, retreat!" "
"Bah!" Ning Wenwen spat at him.
(End of this chapter)
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